if only God had a NL account

LMAO

Skimpledawg:

Nna, lekwenu oo

Them reveal me to am for dream?

lmao if you see the kain laugh wey just catch me for office

Griffon:


Hehehe. The texts says 'outside the shores of Italy', until that fails to happen, my c0rk go still dey busy dey wire hood hoes.

Mein Negger.

Good to have you back and active. Omo that Belloti don cast, though i can understand that a serious knee injury is a game changer for any footballer.

Griffon:


The Serie A might have churned out failures in the past, but hey, that trend can always come to an end. I'll bet my 7 inches c0rk that Belotti and Dybala would both do fine outside the shores of italy.

Just look at this guy.

10 years from now, this one fit dey church dey engage in spiritual battle against the witch wey thief him prïck, not knowing that the prïck dey Belloti hand...

nateevs:



Oh yes we were cautioned. And just like we were then, we are doing the cautioning now.
Meanwhile, I too hope this doesn't become a Torres situation. I cannot imagine having to deal with abuses from you, Airmark and Nihilist.

lol i just dey laugh airmark. He doesnt know that you were also in the Belloti camp.

Double L

Chelseafan1:


Lmfao....yh, I can relate to this.

U remember that their picture wey Ogugua come naija come see am, dem hang out dey chop Suya, I think I still have it on my phone.

The guy na real weyrey, he was a thorn in the flesh of most of those romancelanders then.

How are you sure she dumped him?

The girl like am then o, or so I think.

loooooooool

That story mad pass all this one you know. Wey Oga at the top dey scope the girl say make she come him side instead of settling for him omo ise.

The two of dem con vex go another forum. Na so she dump am offline, and man came back with his tail between his legs...babeless and modless.

That babe deserved better for sure.

damn i be confirmed hater o

Nah Tory Lanez did the jam of the year.

The story is super dope, but the rapping is even doper.

His schemes and flow on this is mad. plus he sampled Nas.

Nahh.

Lana1:
Goo morning sah!

How was ur night....

Terrible and full of terrors.

woke up this morning to see over 30 mentions.

no peace in sleep. no peace awake.

which kain life be this ffs?

all you sucker djs who think you're fly....

omo this ddg gyy na winch

welll now thats just shiittt

omo see defending

lmao see lukaku

diggz:
Can someone please help me calculate the worth of talents on display by each team today?

Guy yamaha keyboard cost wella these days o

lol see pogba

See football ffs.

The difference is crystal clear

*logs out of phone*

*logs into laptop*

Their papa...

Skimpledawg:

Hidiota


Thanda will fry your blockus tonight.

Diggz, Airmark, nihilist, earthmetahuman, seen this?

oh my lord. ...

Tval:
Hello

is it me youre looking for?

But i played Piano....

Bakayoko's beard game better than Pogba's hair game.

Discuss.

i dedicate this page to the honour of Tiemoue Bakayokk

5300.

Roland17:
Between Mikel and Pogba, abeg na who sabi guide ball pass?

Mikel haircut no sharp reach dablord own sha

elrony:


I see you have suddenly found your voice in the wilderness.

I dey wait you!

i have recieved an epiphany in the wilderness, your holiness.

i will be happy to share the word in 60 minutes time

who be this guy wey just dey bully matic upandan

kokaneprodigy:
make una branch pick me I no carry motor fuel cost.

drug dealler dey born again? well you fit be the new most high.

Hey bartender Pastor elrony. Double my initial order. We be two wey dey come.

the lord bless you real good...

elrony:
Ehen, Nihilist sir!

Pastor, how goes it?
Trust the offering basket is always in circulation. May your client base remain prosperous.

i might be dropping by your establishment tonight to celebrate the lord's doing and partake of the sacrament.

please prepare 2 loaves of communion bread, 2 crates of communion wine, and 2 of your most sonorous choir girls for my visit.

We dey very close by.