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chic2pimp:
Barring any loss of concentration, Joshy has this bout on lockdown.

cosign

its almost like joshua is parkers trainer, taking him through a pads session.

the guy just dey hit Joshua's gloves

afrodoc2:
What is wrong with Joshua's waist band? Keeps dropping his guard to adjust it.

I think his waist protector is a bit loose

Or maybe he get ringworm

chic2pimp:
Jheezeeeèe!

bruh how you see this bout?

parker moving shady with his tutu costume and his weird dance moves

joshua is toying with this boy...

parkerr must be jonezing if he thinks he can jab his way into joshua

Mukina2 please explain the current state of the table because I didnt see the name of the current guy this afternoon

Dude also has 3 accounts in the game.

Zamzummim:
You can start bothering now .......... I am No. 1, 3 and 22.

Why did you change the name of your teams?

Mukina2 what's going on here?

As if my don did not just walk out to Eric B and Rakim...

It is TIME

Zamzummim:
Leave Viqta alone, there is a new guy in town..........

..........here come the “HOT STEPPERS”........murderer!

I looooove that song!

If you're not in the top 20, I'm actually not bothered about you

viqta is still within touching distance

See Bolasie Goal

David Silva is a bastard. Good God

airmark:
Sexy goal.

Very

Mehn City no dey mess around.

See football ffs

omo see goal na

kokaneprodigy:
you dey mind them scummies,
Sanchez’s scores against a relegation threatened Swansea and all of a sudden they say he has ditched his former piano.

Na here we dey when they face City next week.

Omo I no go mind watch City kpokpo these boys, and then collect guard of honour after 90 minutes

That lingard resemble towncrier. Na him dem suppose send go bring out the trophy from the cupboard for presentation

pamcode:
You mean Robertson?

That one sef good. But i was talking about Trent Alexander Arnold

kokaneprodigy:
Because you won’t play a 16th place Swansea at home always.

Tell them again

See Nwoyes beating Mark Hughes like thief too. West Ham fans are probably writing the same kind of nonsense on their own forums.

I'm sure the West Ham version of Leyqute is currently hailing 'headless chicken Kouyate' on a thread out in cyberspace

2 deflected goals.

good to see Owen Goal back playing for Manyoo again

this salah guy sha

this arnild boy get better cross for leg o

I'm still very happy with a liverpool draw tbh

raumdeuter:
When he was at Villa I was legit(no trolling) suggesting him as a good striker for Arsenal

I suggested him for us sef. I remember joking about how the guy looked like he was fed on a diet of raw meat and the tears of defenders.

since his last injury at Villa he has not been the same at all.

raumdeuter:
Benteke is from nihilists clan

2 chances in 2mins

I don't know what happened to that guy

awon muthafuckers yii tun ti requalise

afrodoc2:
The mafia goons that couldn't remind of the same things when he was playing in Italy? Forget it, you guys bought a hairdresser masquerading as a striker.

Juventus were winning on a regular na.

the Turin mafia had that one on lock

You think Conte would have put up with Morata messing up his plans when he was managing Siena?

Nah Morata would have been rocking a pair of the finest Italian cement shoes, in a nice quiet spot off the amalfi coast

Kendzyma:
*C. Ronaldo vs Messi in court*

Judge: Have any of you won the Golden ball?

Ronaldo: Yes, 5 times.
Messi: Yes, 5 times as well.

Judge: Have any of you won the Golden Boot?

Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times.
Messi: Same here.

Judge: How many individual trophies have you each won?

Ronaldo: 16.
Messi: 13.

Judge: Have any of you played for another club’s first team besides your current one?

Ronaldo: Yes! Sporting CP in Portugal first division and Manchester United in BPL.

Messi: No. Only Barcelona.

Judge: Have any of you won a title with your national team?

Ronaldo: Yes! We won Portugal’s first ever European Championship.

Messi: No.

Judge: How many goals have each of you scored for your respective teams?

Ronaldo: Should I count the goals I’ve scored for Man United and Sporting?

Judge: No. Only for Real Madrid.

Ronaldo: 427 goals in 421 appearances or 9 seasons.

Messi: 534 goals in 617 appearances or 14 seasons.

Judge: Who has scored more hat-tricks in La Liga?

Ronaldo: Me. 35 in La Liga.

Messi: Ronaldo has. I’ve scored 28.

Judge: Which is the most prestigious competition in club football?

Ronaldo: Champions League.

Messi: Champions League.

Judge: Have any of you won Champions League?

Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times in total with 2 different teams. Once with Man United and 3 times with Madrid.

Messi: Yes, 4 times as well with Barcelona only.

Judge: Who has scored more goals in the CL between the two of you?

Ronaldo: I’ve scored 114 goals in the CL.

Messi: I’ve scored 97.

Judge: Who has more assists between the two of you in the CL?

Ronaldo: I have 38.

Messi: Ronaldo has. I have 26.

Judge: Who has scored more goals in total in the CL finals?

Ronaldo: Me.

Messi: Ronaldo.

Judge: Which one of you have scored more free kicks?

Ronaldo: I have.

Messi: Ronaldo has.

Judge: Most goals with weak foot?

Ronaldo: Me, I think.

Messi: (Nods in agreement).

Judge: Most goals from outside of the box?

Ronaldo: Me.. again.

Messi: Ronaldo.

Judge: Who has scored more headers?

Ronaldo: Is that a serious question?

Messi: ...

Judge: Who has a better penalty conversion rate?

Ronaldo: I think I do. I’ve scored 82% of the penalties I’ve taken.

Messi: I’ve scored 77% of the penalties I’ve taken.

Judge: Which one of you have scored the most goals in total during your career?

Ronaldo: I think I have. 628 goals.

Messi: I’ve scored 595.

Judge: How many football records do each of you hold in total for both club and country?

Ronaldo: 146

Messi: 110

Judge: Well, after analyzing all of the facts that have been presented to me. I can only draw one conclusion when it comes to comparing you both as football players. That conclusion is that Ronaldo is the better player in almost every category. When it comes to goal scoring and accolades for both club and country, Ronaldo comes out on top. Messi, you are without a doubt Barcelona’s best player of all time. But certainly not the world’s best ever. That is clearly Ronaldo at the moment.

Messi: But I am younger than Ronaldo and haven’t played as many matches as him.

Judge: I understand that, but until you surpass his goal scoring records and win as many trophies both individually and collectively as he has, then Ronaldo will, according to the statistics, be considered as the best football player of all time. Until then, keep pushing on and you just might be able to achieve just as much as �Ronaldo�! ���

NB: This was b4 messi had 100 CPL Goals.

After this the judge had to order the arrest of tesppidd and vivalabyke for contempt of court due to their uncontrollable sobbing and wailing.

obiorathesubtle and jonsnow92 felt there was a miscarriage of justice, and became lesbian, vegan and eco-friendly social justice warriors in protest, spawning a variety of hashtags like #dwarflifematters and #mejetstoo

Homesteady just stayed at home, steady consuming the news second-hand from his neighbour who read the story on complete sport at the bus stop. Of course homesteady's neighbour is an illiterate, and so now homesteady thinks that Messi is being hunted by paratroopers sent by a long-deceased General Franco

Dmcdad had nothing to say because he's still in a Catalonian Jail, after travelling as an illegal immigrant through Libya to Spain, just so he could participate the Catalonian independence movement. Sadly he was arrested on his first night in Spain because the local cops mistook him for a prostitute.