₦airaland Forum

GloryIsaac:
As earlier said, it's all sentiments. Well, at least he succeeded in playing in EPL for MU and scored a reasonable amount of goals.

Goodbye Zlatan ...

By the way, who do you think might replace him in summer?

airmark:
Ibime wan change am for you.

diggz:
You mean after adding ibra,lukaku,pogba,baily and matic right? And now piano da Sanchez

joeace2020:
If you trash talk Zlatan Ibrahimovic you are a fool!

joeace2020:
Now can we see why Ibrahimovic keeps taking 100 shots at goal that only 1 will enter and when it does he will spread out his hands like he just discovered the largest diamond pit in the world. Woodward has been a terrible director and has been allowing agents and players mug us out of desperation. How can you pay so much goal bonus for a striker who was bought to score goals? There's a reason Ferguson hated that Raiola guy.

patrickmuf:
It's all a matter of perception, leaving while the ovation is loudest or when you can't give enough...
I always prefer you don't leave whilst you're hot (that's how Mace screwed up), keep going till you can't move no more, keep conquering until there's no new lands up for grabs...
Zlatan came, saw and indeed he wrote his name in gold...Old Trafford will never forget you Zlatan, at some point, I binned the world time and only knew Zlatan time, a beast right from his youthful days all through to Ajax, Juventus, Inter, AC Milan, Barcelona, PSG and finally, the grandest of stages, the Theater of Dreams, Old Trafford, he treated us to magnificent football defying his size every time he took to the pitch...
Zlatan like Ronaldo De Lima changed the way strikers played, known for burying even half chances and highly involved in the build up play he was class apart.
Old Trafford will miss your big personality, your dedication and huge ego matched with your intimidating size... They'll never be another Zlatan, take a bow Ibracadabra. #magic #Beast

chic2pimp:
Nah both sexes are just randy. It's just that Men as a whole are randIER. Also whilst a woman can only get knocked up once a year, a man can knock up 10+ women per year if He so wishes.

True dat... Their women get back off sha.

Ibime:
Are you indirectly telling us say you don send foetus go heaven in Year 11?

chic2pimp:
To be fair to them, their women are extremely fertile. One small chook and you don get Pickney.

afrodoc2:
You no go understand. People have been shot dead over this thing. One Igbo doc was shot in front of his own house on top woman matter.

One cheerful giver babe was hacked into pieces and dumped in her car boot by her bf. Word on the street was that she was boning some Naija docs.

afrodoc2:
I was there before i moved to Aussie. That na where i know Ibime cousin from.

Omo that place na efrebo, both from the women and their jealous n violent men.

The women no send at all, if they like you they will come for you and only Chukwu okike abiama can save you from them.

afrodoc2:


You sef shock?
Paper float for air abi wetin i read? Dopejemi why you no float paper for these sugar mummies na?

dopeJemi:
Lmao, No. Na improv own I dey do, I dey use wetin dey around me, the only time I use cards na when babe come my house, but outside na improv, that day na paper wey I see for ground I use, I make the paper float for air

dopeJemi:
This one happen to me tire for school, the second one na when I use Magic tricks take Razzle babe from her boyfriend hand live and direct, I been sabi some kind magic tricks for school that time, as I sight the babe with her bobo from afar, na my body ginger me once based on say I dey very sleek with the thing, the next day na me and the babe for beach na

afrodoc2:
One of my guys for the Caribbean that time kpan one babe. The thing scatter the girl head, she talk say she no fit keep am to herself. Immediately she message her best friend say make she come collect. About an hour later the friend show, collect her own too.

diggz:
I dont think Nihilist suppose drop anything oh....the bet just be like that Nihi vs nateevs bet then.....Na only Nihi stand to benefit airmax if yoko score those number of goals but if he fails to score then na bragging right ibime go get.

Ibime:
I no need airmax again, I need Ipad wey I go dey flex with my pikin. If oga Nihilist fit do that one, I go happy pass monkey


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dopeJemi:
See as man leg fresh like runs girl own, na wa oh, wait, Nihilist promise ibime airmax too if bakayoko no score reach 10 goals?

diggz:
Da Nihilist..... twale!!!

Meanwhile sey you don attend harvesters before? I use to attend that church way back cuz it was right in front of the estate I was staying then.....

afrodoc2:
Nihilist u too dey on point. Those days Na kris okotie church some of my bad friends dey go but as a good boy then I no follow.
Then I get one OAU paddy wey use Megaplaza parole hammer.
There are different ways to skin a cat i.e ona kan o wo oja.

afrodoc2:
This thing no too hard. First take off that ring if e still dey your face. Make sure your dressing dey on point.

If your job entails interacting with customers one on one like bank job, telecom or marketing job better.

Then join church and gym (wey correct people dey go), go dey lounge for bars and restaurant wey those heavily paid, heavy duty single KPMG/Chevron/Schlumberger chicks dey go for lunch break for Lagos Island/VI.
If person invite you for any owambe or other correct party, attend it on sniper mode.

More honourable way sha is to make your own money and start frying the toskis of the women both young and old, that one na a la carte.

dopeJemi:
Na only homosexuals dey carry their crase come my side, I no know why. Well, make we dey see sha, me sef wan be agent

elrony:
It's been 5000 hours and pa Nihilist can't still find his way outta the wi- LLL -derness!

Manns only see pa "N-jnr" roaming around causing mayhem here!!!

CapitalCee:
Barking. East London, Two of my elder brothers are working in the bank, they both have british passport. one in Kent, that one live in Chatam Kent. The other is staying in barking with me, but we live saperately, he works at Harrow on the hill. I will start my PHD by September.

CapitalCee:
These European should even vacate for us, so that tier 2 will be easier to get for us that are not yet PR.