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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 3:21pm On May 13, 2018
see as diame chop Kante alive
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 3:20pm On May 13, 2018
it's as if Barkley is playing right wing and Yoko playing left


What kind of wack formation is this?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 3:19pm On May 13, 2018
Mahrez goal and assist
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 3:10pm On May 13, 2018
see shot from all angles
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 3:07pm On May 13, 2018
Omo see as Diane bundle hazard
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 2:34pm On May 13, 2018
who would you rather have in your midfield?

Prime Yaya or Prime Lampard?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 1:17pm On May 13, 2018
raumdeuter:
Remove the penalty from lacca and calculate their goals per minute.
I'm interested in their goals per chance given

And I'm not removing any penalties because Morata can't even score those grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 1:10pm On May 13, 2018
raumdeuter:
How many penalties does lacazeyte have. Do you realize that lacca has played more league minutes than Morata

How many minutes has he played and how many has morata played
Why do you keep shouting penalty as if that's the one Morata doesn't miss... cheesy

As if Morata did not miss his very first penalty for Chelsea.

Also the difference between Morata and Lacazette minutes is less than one full match

Stop embarrassing yourself.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 1:03pm On May 13, 2018
diggz:
You can swallow the number of minutes ogbeni....we are not interested sir. Just open the link below and tell us why Miss Morita is nowhere near the top 10 this season..... after you started the season celebrating 2goals and 2assists in 2 matches while declaring how he was going to put the we the haters to shame?


https://www.eurosport.com/football/premier-league/2017-2018/standingperson.shtml
lacazette that's barely even played this season has more goals than Morata.

Heung Ming Son that doesn't even play up front, plays 60 minutes a game, and is often benched for Lamela...has more goals than Morata.


What a plague on our institution.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 12:59pm On May 13, 2018
raumdeuter:
How many minutes has Lukaku played. From the scoring ratio it shows Morata and Lukaku are at par
From the chance conversion ratio, Lukaku and Morata are not mates.

Even if a player plays for eternity, if he has few chances, he can't be expected to score.

Which is why Azpi who has played in almost every game this season is not in the running for golden boot- regardless of the number of minutes he plays, he will never get enough chances to score many goals.

So the number of minutes played is a very foolish metric to hang your hat on.

Despite playing more minutes than Morata, Lukaku has enjoyed fewer chances than Morata....yet he has more goals.

If there was ever any doubt who the superior player was, it was quelled at old Trafford.

Unmarked Morata couldn't hit the target from only 2 yards out. While Lukaku bundled Chelsea defenders and created his own chance to score, and even assist.


Chairman you must swallow this L by force.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 12:49pm On May 13, 2018
diggz:
dayo once claimed miss morita was keeping pace with the rest strikers.....why is he busy crying for tap-ins today?
completely shameless.

I've never seen this level of amala dribbling before
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 12:48pm On May 13, 2018
diggz:
What happened from the time you posted this rubbish to today that you are busy asking for useless tap-ins? We thought you claimed he was busy keeping pace will fvcking murray and giroud....so why the new excuse today?
Ask how many penalties Lukaku has taken this season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 12:46pm On May 13, 2018
raumdeuter:
HOW many penalties did Murray, Vardy score. Liverpool creates many chances per game that's why Salah tops missed chances chart And still tops goals chart
What happened when Morata took penalty?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 12:46pm On May 13, 2018
raumdeuter:
Remove aguero in that instant the pass was made and put Morata or any of us here. We will have 10 goals sure banker.

A wasteman like Sterling has 16 goals in city because the midfielders are doing their job unlike Hazard at Chelsea
Remove Morata and put my grandmother in the chances he missed, and my grandmother will have at least 12 goals.

You still haven't told us the chance Morata missed that was too difficult.

Just point one and say, nah this angle was too tight, and Morata couldn't have scored it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 12:43pm On May 13, 2018
diggz:
Skysports pundits just firmly placed our bad season on missh Morita but let's blame tap-ins,tru.mp and buha.ri for our calamity striker..... mscheeeew
Glen Murray has more goals than the same Morata in the league this seasom

Glen Murray is 35 and plays for a promoted side.

I'm sure he has also played for a team where they only serve tapins.

Jamie Vardy another one.

Firmino another one.

Lukaku too

All these guys have received fewer big chances than Morata o.

Dayo should be ashamed of himself.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 12:36pm On May 13, 2018
raumdeuter:
I've provided answers with pictorial evidence.
I asked you several times.

Which one of the chances in the gifs i posted should a striker not be reasonably expected to score?
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Nihilstjnr: 12:16pm On May 13, 2018
This tune is just too damn hard

Oun pariwo bi Tekno, Oun ko Pana..
O fe je international banana...
Emi ti mo ti kpon, ti mo ti kana
Oya, one time, make we go corner...

dammmnnn

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2017/2018 by Nihilstjnr: 12:12pm On May 13, 2018
Omo this is a big day.

12 points between me and 1st place in the stakes league

FA Cup finalist as well.

Ghen Ghen
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 10:53am On May 13, 2018
diggz:
The Miss Morita arsslickers that we have here..... will say anything not to swallow the humongous Ls from their princess but na lie dem lie.... them must swallow am today cheesy
Dayo is being absolutely ridiculous.

Instead of answering the questions look at what He's saying.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 10:48am On May 13, 2018
raumdeuter:
He got this outside the box, see all those granny open nets aguero was getting
Does anybody have a gif of Morata missing the target from 2 yards out at old Trafford? I remember Morata blasting a simple tapin onto the bar literally right in front of the keeper.

Airmark can you help in that regard?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 11:56pm On May 12, 2018
raumdeuter:
Aguero was just tapin in or max takes one shot because the midfielders have done all the work for him, but Morata received the ball almost around the halfway line, now check how much distance he had to cover with a defender behind him, vs Aguero who was receiving his chances in the box sometimes inside box 6 and just tap
So Morata should not have scored that ball? cheesy

He didn't even hit the target

How about this one

[img]https:///media/5-12-2018/QtDcmT.gif[/img]

What excuse do you have for this?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 11:30pm On May 12, 2018
raumdeuter:
These are Aguero chances if you see almost all are within the box 6 or worst box 18 when the midfielders have already disoriented the defenders with wonderful play that Aguero needs to tapin and only require 1 [b]touch max 2 touches [/b]to get into the net. The chances are so easy that a certifed wasteman like Sterling gets enough of it to have 16 league goals

https://j.gifs.com/jqKm5R.gif
Morata took only 2 touches here before his shot


https://j.gifs.com/xvxEyJ.gif

Next thing, you'll say he can only score balls he doesn't have to touch...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 10:23pm On May 12, 2018
raumdeuter:
Was this a league game? You blamed Morata for not making top 4.
I'm on my phone, in a restaurant and not all Morata's misses are available to view in the UK.

But this is same quality of goalscoring that Morata has been serving us in the league...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 10:22pm On May 12, 2018
raumdeuter:
I see Sevilla vs Juventus, How that take concern Chelsea going to the Yorupa league that you blamed Morata for?
You say he no dey see granny tapin for Chelsea.

I give you example of where they gave him the service you said he doesn't get in London..abi he dey forbid to score tapin abroad?

Ok how about this one?

https://j.gifs.com/PZEo5W.gif

Not tapin-ny enough?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 10:13pm On May 12, 2018
raumdeuter how about this one?

https://j.gifs.com/1rNlVV.gif

Abi this chance no dey clear cut too?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 10:08pm On May 12, 2018
raumdeuter:
You compared Moratas conversion rate to Aguero and I gave you the type of chances that Aguero gets. The type of grandma chances which are significantly easier to score than the ones Morata gets.

Sterling will miss 3 tapins a game yet score 2 because the creative players are doing their job unlike the Chelsea ones.

If a CB called Azpi is one of your best creators then players like Hazard shouldnt even be collecting their wage
Does this count as a tap in?

https://j.gifs.com/gLEjxG.gif

Abi this one sef too hard?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 10:01pm On May 12, 2018
raumdeuter:
Aguero scored 4 penalties. Now look at the chance of Morata and compare to these types that Aguero gets from his midfielders serving him tap ins
These are the grandmother type tapin from 1yard that Aguero was enjoying all season that made you come here to be bragging about his number of goals

https://j.gifs.com/L8zkvr.gif
https://j.gifs.com/86NvE3.gif
https://j.gifs.com/G5rO8J.gif
Conte is complaining about his sunken striker

Fabregas is complaining about his sunken teammate

Raumdeuter laughing at a sunken Spaniard here

raumdeuter:
Maga Madrid Morata MMM

Was this what Mavrodi had in mind

60M well Morata can partner Musonda on the bench
so I don't understand what point you're trying to prove here.

Can you definitely say that a striker should not be scoring that Morata chance i posted?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 9:51pm On May 12, 2018
Fabregas was asked where the defending Premier League champions season went wrong.

“I think the biggest regret maybe this season has been not taking our chances,” he told Sky Sports.

Oli [Giroud] is helping us a lot in certain things that maybe we were lacking.

“The most important is he is scoring big goals, which is what we ask - especially me as a midfielder.

“That is what we want - the strikers to put their chances away and make the team win points


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Meowwwww

Fabregas sinking his claws in to his sunken countryman...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 8:31pm On May 12, 2018
Smellymouth:
Nihilistjnr : Baeby, look into my eyes what do you see?

Baeby : I see Yorupa league....
cheesy

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