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ToyinDipo:
2 DDG hasn't done anything that is almighty

I'll wait for you to give me another top flight game where a goalkeeper made 16 saves.

should be easy enough to find, afterall it's nothing almighty...

ToyinDipo:
Why the hype that that he stopped shots that were goal bound if it were to be any other keeper
Probably he gave a performance that no other keeper ever did, or perhaps Perriera should have been in goal to prove a point

Do you struggle with being coherent?

airmark:
What informed you that Belotti would have got injured as he did in Italy? You should talk about Morata, leave Belotti alone.

You are just exposing yourself to more ridicule here.


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WTF is this?

ToyinDipo:
If Arsenal were able to do absolutely enough to score 10 goals, they would
A keeper can only stop a stoppable shot, DDG stopped stoppable shots, so what?

So all keepers have the same level of shot stopping ability abi?

You better stop smoking weed...

ToyinDipo:
Which part?

All of it

ToyinDipo:
Tea or coffee bro?

A keeper can only save a goal that's possible to be kept out, it wasn't supernatural
Take the defenders completely away from DDG, and see him keep his 17 CS as he is able to fill the entire goal

Read what you wrote again...does it make sense to you?

Green tea please...

ToyinDipo:
I remember that match, which DDG kept a clean sheet
My Bad, arsenal scored, and united could score another to keep the margin

shut up

If not for DDG you guys could have chopped up to 10.

DDG made 16 saves that day from 33 shots.

Even fixed matches don't feature that many shots on target

lalaboi:
That Penalty miss was his first ever in a competitive game. and there is nothing to suggest he is not good at penalties.

Apart from the fact that Morata missed the only penalty he ever took for us...

we all know Hazard is the no1 Penalty taker in Chelsea

That's because he's the best at taking penalties, not because all coaches like looking at his butt from the panlty spot

There's nothing to suggest that if Morata was our designated pen taker he wont score them.

Morata has never been a designated pen taker - Not at Juve, not at Mardid, and Not a Chelsea. You might as well say there's nothing to suggest that if Rudiger was our designated Freekick taker he wont score them.

So why is he NOT a designated taker then?

Here's a clue -

If your best scorer has only 12 goals, it is difficult to fight for something important - Conte

Morata does not have 12 goals

lalaboi:
I asked a question that is relevant to the discussion, if you don't know, say you don't.

Because if it isn't you already see there's a flaw in your argument.

There is no flaw in my argument.

If Morata was good at taking pens, he would be taking pens.

In his very first competitive match for us, he missed a penalty, so if you want to claim all other strikers are padding their stats with pens, then you must tell us why Morata is not allowed to take penalties for us

lalaboi:
Quick question. . According to your stats book, are penalties recorded as a big chance?

Morata started the season for us missing a penalty for us so that's not even an excuse.

All I want to know is whhy Morata has more minutes and big chances than Jesus yet less goals....

Your time starts now...

lalaboi:
The chances you refer to were not spread out for Morata, he was not allowed to playout his bad form.

Aguero 1969 minutes, 28 big chances, 21 goals
Jesus 1640 minutes, 26 big chances, 12 goals


Morata 2053 minutes, 28 big chances, 11 goals

How long did Morata really need to play to score?

lalaboi:
I did not mix anything up. It not a Morata only DIG. . If Conte does not trust Morata, its his fault. His system is too reliant on the striker and switching to the 352 to accommodate Bakayoko's deficiencies means we are always on the defensive. The chances you say Morata had more than Lukaku were all in a space of 3-5 games. If i remember quite clearly, before the game against stoke, or thereabouts when we won 5-0. he missed 3 good chances before that game and 3 good chances on the day vs stoke while Lukaku's chances were spread out. The stats you so relish, do they state the period those chances were created?

Morata has had 28 big chances over the season

Ibime alway told me that I'm crap at maths, but even I can see that your maths dont add up.

Btw what does Bakayoko have to do with Morata?

Glen Murray 21 big chances 12 goals
Firmino 16 big chances 15 goals


But you're talking about Bakayoko when we mention that Morata has only 11 goals from 28 big chances?

lalaboi:
See the support cast and their numbers. Willian? Pedro? has any of them done their this season? but heck no, lets blame it all on Morata. . jolly just come who even had less time on the pitch than Hazard the supposed top scorer.

Rubbish.

Support Cast fed Morata with fantastic chances.

Infact, Harry Kane is the only player in the whole league that enjoyed more big chances than Morata in the league.

How can you be given 28 big chances and have only 11 goals?


He can't even score up to half the big chances he was spoon fed.

Small thing, you will be asking supporting cast to spiritually posseses Morata and take control of his limbs so that he can score.

Leyqute:
"Thou hast gone astray! Thou thinkest not right! For thou profess infallible love for Alvarota, the sunken plague. Abomination! Thou shalt perish on this field today!

Then the biggest of the Lalabites stepped forward and gazed haughtily at the Nihilistians.

"We shall feed thine carcasses to the birds of the sky. We shall pillage your castles, and rape your beloved, the Bakayokos.

"None shalt threaten us and not suffer!

lalaboi:
I don't expect anything sensible from you. .

Who is this best scorer that is on 12goals? That player is the worst thing that happened too Chelsea this season and he is not Morata. Go figure

Hazard is the guy on 12 goals.

Seems like you missed the significance of what Conte was trying to say bro.

Morata, our number 9, our 70 million pound striker....is not regarded by the coach as our best scorer.

We have to rely on a winger who doesn't care about scoring goals, because the man who we bought to score goals can't even be trusted to do his job.

If you think that diss was directed at Hazard, well...i have nothing more to say.

raumdeuter:
I won't lose hope on all Chelsea fans. There are still some sensible ones
Diggz how many league goals did Morata score this season and what was Drogba average. How many seasons did Drogba score more than him

If Morata was giving us the Jambody style and bullying defenders like Drogba did, we won't be wailing like this.

Lukaku has only 16 league goals this season, but the guy dey bully centre backs and contribute with all round play.

Even his staunchest critics of those days dey dey always abuse me that time, dem go dey shout "Jambody of life, Jambody of life"

They give Morata through ball, he miss am.

Them give am crossing, he nod am go throwing.

Them pass ball to en leg, opposition defender breathes on him, and our guy hits the deck.

You sef tell me...which way na?

And you want to compare him to Drogba?

If no be say you be senior egbon ehn...

lalaboi:
The stats you roll out on a constant basis does not prove any facts. I am sure the the absolute few chances conceeded was as a result of the mess your darling Bakayoko caused. We see it every match day

Our main striker did not get the chance to play his way out of bad form due to Conte benching him for a fake false 9 in Hazard who flopped aimlessly all season but lets blame morata. .

Morata played far fewer games than Lukaku and despite that, was supplied with more big chances in total than Lukaku.

I hope the significance of this basic fact is not lost on you.

The rest of your post is rubbish sorry to say.

Even If Bakayoko was responsible for ALL the chances that we conceded, he's still mathematically not the reason Cortouis conceded more goals than DDG, as like I showed in the charts - Manyoo have conceded almost 20 more big chances than we did.

like I also pointed out, DDG has saved more shots than Courtois has even had the opportunity to face.

So trying to point to Bakayoko as the reason why our keeper struggles to keep cleansheet, or why our striker can't finish his own dinner sounds like an exercise in foolishness...and I won't follow you down that particular treadmill.

Lana1:
Play this gif for about 5 more seconds and u'll see that Jones couldn't even clear the loose ball after that save and Liverpool almost scored the rebound. But hey, the CS we got in that game was a team achievement and not a De Gea achievement.

When i say the man is a bâstard his fans go dey foam for mouth!!

Mourinho should have had the decency to allow DDG get the individual credit that he obviously deserves.

But decency is generally not a trait we attribute to the man...

lalaboi:
I don't know why you are calling me because i am always here.

Let me be clear. Morata did not fail. He did alright for his first season here with the sort of problems he faced.

"If your best scorer has only 12 goals, it is difficult to fight for something important." - Antonio Conte.

The one that intentionally says Bakayoko is better than Matic with all his might because of one shikini bet? Even as bad as the French fake footballer is, a sane adult is still saying he is better than Matic. for your own mind, who exactly looks more like a bag of beans

defensively we've conceded far fewer chances to the opposition than Manyoo, both in absolute terms and in terms of big chances.

Offensively we've had almost a 100 more chances to score than Manyoo, with far more shots in the box.

Our main striker had the same level of supply as the main man at Man City.

Our Keeper was exposed to fewer big chances than 18 other goalkeepers in the league.

Yet our main striker has fewer goals to his name than Lukaku, and our basket case of a keeper has fewer clean sheets than DDG.

And you want to focus on my own sidebet on Bakayoko?

Nein Mein Negger.

nahhhhhhh

Nairaland hacked again goddamit

Oasis007:
“Yes, he [David] has been terrific but the Golden Glove is about the team and it’s not about somebody analysing the goalkeeper and deciding this is the best goalkeeper in the Premier League.

"It’s about the clean sheets and the clean sheets are about the team, so obviously we are all very happy for that, in relation to David but it’s a team achievement.”

- JOSE MOURINHO

DDG suppose slap this man.

Which team?

DDG has had to make wondersaves like this almost every game, while the so called team mates are being used to sweep the ground.

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Let DDG just use mistake to go to Madrid first...

Na here we go dey

This is why Morata is the 2nd most useless striker in England after Benteke.

Only Harry Kane has received more quality chances than Morata in the league this season...

yet he's been outscored by Glen Fücking Murray....


Just have a look at that table. Aubamayang came only in January and only has 2 fewer goals Morata.

Rooney has been playing in midfield for a club that has already sacked one manager this season and is on the verge of sacking the replacement....and has only 1 goal less than Morata

Jesus and Aguero have both been injured for large parts of the season and still managed to outscored the sunken Spaniard

Good God in Heaven.

If Morata has had more quality service than Lukaku and can only match and not exceed the latter's metrics per 90, he has still failed.


Anybody that comes here to defend that sunken piece of shït deserves to be flogged like this:

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Greatihex:
but i will take my L with pride.

There is no pride in taking an L of this magnitude

There is only shame....

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NegusNagast:
[s]Hmmm. Ogbeni Leyqute has been vindicated ever since he made this famous speech. What he saw lying down, nobody saw it even from a roof top. His warning that "you can take a Shekpite out of Shekpe, but you can't take Shekpe out of a Shekpite" was laughed off then, but months later, it turns out that like Krs One, Prophet Leyqute was way ahead of his time. Truly, Shekpite will always Shekph no matter the time, weather or place.


Leyqute for the president 2019!![/s]

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shatap there you leyqute alternate

can I do a 30-day swear for Morata challenge?

funlord:
Lmao.....anyway Bauer never vomit yet...I trust say him wan bless me on friday so that cow tail and gulder go surely reach for him guy jawline as per weekend...na change to the guy so i'm covered....he is not cut from the same cloth like that other linkfield otondo wey gats deactivate on top minor figures....

Season never end na.

You may still be the one funding olosho activities for 4 of the chosen here

well, maybe we can win yorupa