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larride:
Nothing has changed.

You are still in the wiLLLLLderness studying the sacred scrolls of Torah on how to turn your brethren Bakayoko into a useful entity and remove Misrata from the sunken place.

I implore you to study the scroll deeply, it might save you from the numerous L you have digested this season alone. From wanting Lukaku and settling for Misrata to supporting Bakayoko and losing Airmax in the process to parting with 20k grand to fund F.nlord subscription fee, there must be a way out in the sacred scroll, study deeply brother NihiLLList, all these L’s are getting too big for you.

you're lucky I'm in a benevolent mood.

I would have invoked a tribe of locust to come am consume your waec certificate.

Or perhaps sent some of the descendants of the Egyptian plague frogs to come and croak very loudly outside your window whenever you're trying to watch TV.

Greatihex:
did i just see christensen? We should be thanking God that we had christensen at the time liuz happened. Na 8 position for sure for us.

My order of blame

The management
Conte
The Players

Chris was gold until Barca game.

There's a reason he went from being azpi-level indispensable to getting dropped from the team in the last few weeks.

larride:
Yes, he’s in the Wilderness, eating locust and wild honey

You know I'm a Pharisee of the temple of Solomon, and an original acolyte of Melchizedek - the priest king.

I have studied the sacred scrolls of the Torah, the Nevim and the Ketuvim.

I have communed with the holy ghost and I am one with the cosmos. I am not to be trifled with.

So do NOT Fück with me. Lest I come with a knife and bundle you with the hem of your garment, and make you experience an issue of blood.

raumdeuter:
I have a youtube link of City goals this season and saw how many of them were simple tapins. Even for their top strikers
While most of the misses you blast Morata for were moves where he had to take the ball from almost halfway line and run with the ball a defender on him and keeper in front

Unlike the types Aguero and Kane get where they have to tap in inside the box. The chances Morata gets are of lower quality when compared to what Aguero and Kane gets

Most of the chances City strikers get are almost open net because their midfield and creative players do a better job unlike Hazard and co

Its telling if Willian a part player and a right back are your highest assist giver

That just shows us your most creative player is simply the main culprit

This is an example of one of the kind of misses you're talking about

https://j.gifs.com/86NnZL.gif

You mean you can still blame someone else other than Morata for this?

So this chance is not clear enough for Morata to net?

You mean supporting cast has not done enough here? Until they give him tapin while He's sitting ontop of the goalkeeper that he is allowed to score right?

That's why I say we should kuku sign my grandmother. She cannot run and score. The only type of goal she cam score is tapin from 1 yard. The main difference is that she's cheaper than Morata so we can save money mbok

sod09:
bro pls tell me you grab the picture

for what na?

I don't do such abeg

raumdeuter:
What was the scored when Chelsea was reduced to 9men vs Norwich
How did you beat Norwich

1-1 and on penalties

Why didn't they score us 3 goals in 8 minutes too?

Or at least 2 in 4 minutes?

raumdeuter:
Clear cut chances differ from clear cut chance. Aguero in the 6yard box unmarked to tap in, is different from Morata having to run from halfway line with a defender on him and a keeper to beat
Both are clear cut chance one is harder to miss than the other

Opta defines a big chance like this:

A situation where a player should reasonably be expected to score usually in a one-on-one scenario or from very close range.

so everything you're saying here is bollocks.

Morata has been in 28 scenarios where he was either one on one with the keeper or shooting from very close range, and only has 11 goals to show for it.

You might as well blame the opposition keeper for going to stand where Morata's shot was aimed, or English FA for not making the goal post bigger.

timbros:
If Chelsea had 11 men on the pitch, they won't be under those pressures. The game will be more even. Courtious wouldn't give away a penalty out of pressure. Cahill won't be pressurized to nod into his own net.

Bakayoko caused all those pressures.

Playing with ten men in a must win match after a 3 zero loss no be beans.

I should be asking you if you well so?

Are you OK?

If red card pressure is what led to our loss, then how did we beat Norwich with 9 men this same seaon?


You mean a red card is the reason Courtois fouled an opposition player?


And red card is the reason Luiz and Cahill forgot how to defend.

Why don't you blame Bakayoko for Chibok girls too?

raumdeuter:
He will miss more chances and score more goals

so him giving him the 2nd highest number of chances in the league is not enough.

His teammates have to work twice as hard as everybody else because where the average league striker needs 3 clear cut chances to score 1 goal, Morata needs 10?

If that's the case, Chelsea might as well sign my my grandmother and leave her in her wheelchair upfront.

sure she might be offside more often than not, but if we keep aiming 100 crosses per game in her direction, more than 11 will go in over the season. She's cheaper than Morata too.

diggz:
Not in Moritas case because the person who trains him every day decided to bench him for his Uselessness in front of goal......thank you.

Leave am.

Someone that once said this:

timbros:
How many clear cut chances do you need in a match to score? Like 60 clear cut chances before you score 2 goals?

Is now asking how many minutes Morata played to justify his his meagre return.

timbros:
And you think more matches won't mean more chances to score?

honestly you seem incapable of logical reasoning.

I'm sorry to say.

Aguero and Morata had 28 big chances each. Lukaku had 25

Aguero scored 21 goals.
Lukaku scored 16 goals
Morata scored 11

regardless of minutes played, Morata was given the same number of, or more big chances than his competitors.

We don't even care if all the chances came in a single match - Why can't he score all the goals in the time frame given? Them dey forbid am to score big chances?

timbros:
It's your point that makes no damn sense.
...

I think your problem is that you are are either deliberately misunderstanding or incapable of understanding what discussion is happening here.

Nobody is debating that Bakayoko played badly in that game.

The question has been - Is Bakayoko directly responsible for our loss to watford?


when Yoko left the pitch, the score was 0-0

If Bakayoko was not on the pitch when the first Watford goal was scored, then what are you blaming him for exactly?

A red card?

What does red card have to do with Courtois giving away a first half penalty?

What does red card have to do with Luiz brainfarting all over the place?

What does red card have to do with Cahill nodding ball into his own damn net?

Timbros you well so?

timbros:
You dey mad I swear.

Bakayoko share 99.9% of blame in that match. The other 10 players is to blame 0.0001%. Take it or leave it...

I'm definitely not taking it because it's not true.

like I pointed out, we beat Norwich with 9 men this same season so 10 men are not too few to hold to a 1-1 scoreline for 8 minutes against Watford.

when you consider how Watford scored their goals, it is IMPOSSIBLE for any rational person to blame Bakayoko for the individual defensive errors of Courtois for fouling a Watford player for a penalty, or Cahill and Luiz failing to track their men and/or deflecting the ball into their own net.

That makes no damn sense

timbros:
Lukaku had more matches/minutes compared to Morata.

.

Despite this, Morata had far more chances than Lukaku to score.

The number of minutes Morata played less than Lukaku is completely irrelevant...there is no correlation between the number of chances received and the number of minutes played.

Both of Gabriel Jesus and Sergio Aguero have played free minutes than Morata and yet have more goals.

Aguero has received the exact same number of big chances that Morata recieved and he has 21 goals to Morata's 11.

If I give you 3 big chances in each game, I expect a hattrick or brace in each game.

If you don't score the chances you're fed when you're on the pitch, then you can't claim the reason you did not score is because you were benched.

isn't that exactly what the parable of talents teaches us?

on judgement day, God will ask Morata what he did with the chances he was given, just before he smites him with a plague of rectal boils.

Timbros go to church bro.

timbros:
If it was Morata that got sent off, would you be saying all this? Answer honestly....

I would say exactly the same thing.

Didn't Morata and Pedro both get sent off in a game against Norwich this season?

Somehow we didn't lose.

But Bakayoko's red card in first half is the reason why we chopped 3 goals in the last 8 minutes of the game.

Next thing now, you enter pekas after a few drinks, when engine no start, you will be looking for Bakayoko red card to blame...

timbros:
And the lenght people go to win arguements here is baffling! Nihilist how can you blame 10 players instead of Bakayoko in the Watford loss?

You know the score was 1-1 in the 82nd minute right?

against a relegation team that we should easily beat with 9 men sef.

There is no sane person that can dare say red card = automatic loss.

This is what Conte himself had to say about the match

"In the second half we showed good determination but confusion. You have to manage the situation, to understand it. But in 10 minutes we conceded three goals. In this case it is right everyone to take the responsibility. Me, the players."


I don't understand how Bakayoko's red card is responsible for Watford's right back dribbling FIVE of your defenders to score with his LEFT foot.

Or how Bakayoko in the shower was the one that caused Cahill to deflect ball inside his own net.

You people chat a lot of shït sometimes sha...

raumdeuter:
Between Gameweek 23 and 29 this was what happened

Gameweek 24. Morata was suspended Chelsea won
Gameweek 25 Chelsea lost 3-0 to Bournemouth Morata injured Hazard as 9
Gameweek 26 Chelsea lost 4-1 to Watford Morata injured Hazard as false 9
Gameweek 27 Chelsea won 3-0
Gameweek 28 Morata played 90mins Chelsea lost to Man Utd
Gameweek 29 Morata played 1min Chelsea lost to City

In all these games Hazard started played 90mins except the Man utd game where he left after 73mins of shame

Go and check post history on these two game weeks and see who's name was being shouted.

I remember how Lukaku bullied Christensen like a school boy...

raumdeuter:
The period ibime claimed Chelsea crashed into the abyss was when Morata was not playing

That was around gameweek 23, Chelsea was 3 points behind Man Utd and tied on points with Liverpool

Chelseas destiny changed between Gameweek 23 and 29

Below is the table on GW 23

Bakayoko got his red card in Watford game and then got injured so he wasn't playing either

Christensen came into the tean and started giving away goals every single match

raumdeuter:
I disagree

Hazard
Bakayoko
Christensen in that order before we can even get to Morata

well order is debatable culpability is not

I don't disagree with your listing except for Morata.

He's number 1 on the list.

lalaboi:
Are you saying 10man chelsea is not the reason for a loss?

You are a joke if you believe that 10 men, 5 of whom are defenders can't hold on to a scoreline for 8 minutes against a relegation side.

What a clown.

Ibime:
They are too tired from covering Bakayokos work, both before and after he left the pitch.

10 man Chelsea held on against prime Barca for 90 minutes

10 man chelsea with 5 defenders on the pitch can't hold 1-1 draw for 8 minutes? against Watford? that chopped 3 or 4 from West Ham in their very next game.

Try another excuse

2 names are bing held up as failures of the season - Morata and Bakayoko. No amount of ranting you do here will erase that Donkeys name from our failures.

Another Lie.

Bakayoko has been rubbish but cannot be directly blamed for our form.

He's not a striker so we can't blame him for profligacy.

We created more chances to score than Manyoo in 2nd place, so Bakayoko did not impact our creativity.

We conceded fewer chances than Manyoo in 2nd so Bakayoko did not impact our defence.

Conte had told you that we lack goal scorers so we can't challenge for anything.

If you like shout Bakayoko from now till eternity, the facts disagree with you.

The players with the biggest direct impact on our season have been

Morata
Courtois
Christensen in that order.

Argue with your phone charger.

lalaboi:
This right here is why arguing Bakayoko with you is a stress. . Just look at!

Bakayoko was not on the pitch as at 82nd minute with the score at 1-1

Are you saying 10 man Chelsea cannot hold that scoreline for 8 minutes?

Ibime:
Did Bakayoko leave the pitch or was he sent off?

So a player who left his team to play with 10 men for 60 minutes cos he can't trap a ball should be left devoid of blame?

Kontinu!

So 10 men cannot hold on to a 1-1 draw from the 82nd minute.

Or you mean Bakayoko's red card is the reason janmaat left right back position and dribbled 5 defenders to score?

Ibime:
Morata was injured and Hazard scored in one of those games while Donkeyoko was playing through passes to Watford strikers and got himself sent off behind his own first touch, handing the game to Watford.

actually if you watched the match you'll remember that Bakayoko left the pitch when it was 0-0


Basket Courtois gave away the penalty that Watford scored 1st with.

Hazard equalised and then with only 5 minutes to go,

janmaat dribbled 5 defenders to score, and Cahill deflected ball into the net.

If you watched the game, you would remember that Bakayoko wasn't actually at fault for any goal in that game.

If you had watched that game...

wait first did you watch the game?

Ibime:
Thank God I was playing football and missed that shower of shyte.

No wonder you're here giving us alternative facts

ToyinDipo:
I found 14

Do you struggle with comprehension?

is 14 the same as 16?

raumdeuter:
^^ Hazard the star of the team led the attack and dropped 6 in both games

I was just about to point out the same thing to him

Ibime:
Can you see now that Hazard went 2 months scoring only once same as this season?

Hazard hasn't changed from then till now, only his support cast changed.

Hazard once 2 months without scoring and hasn't changed.

Yet you want to blame somebody else for our defeat in games where the guy who hasn't changed regardless of supporing cast was playing up front?

what is this? comedy half hour?

raumdeuter:
You sef notice am

I weak for the guy