European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 9:23am On May 08, 2018 |
diggz: This one wey skimpledawg don refuse give you that slap....maybe ogbeni leyqute Omo scummyteru go fit give you the useless slaps wey you truly deserve  we might need to escalate to bottle breaking sef... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 7:24am On May 08, 2018 |
diggz: Na skimpledawg slap naim go work pass to reset your brain faster.....
Skimpledawg abeg eph need deliverance....kindly assist  I swear one holy slap go pursue all demons commot eph oblongata... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 7:08am On May 08, 2018 |
afrodoc: The same Courtois that you people were arguing was better than King David. So the guy's toros is as open as a Keziah's coochie?
Isn't Pan-Ku a wonderful being? Isn't our God marvellous? who is the you people? I don't recall any Chelsea fan ever seriously making such an assertion. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 5:31am On May 08, 2018 |
eph12: What were they doing when your team moved from 1st to 5th? Were they waiting for DDG too like their useless friends at United? DDG has saved more shots than Courtois has had to face. If you read this statement and still asked the question you did up there, your headmaster deserves a dirty slap or two... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 9:26pm On May 07, 2018 |
eph12: Yes I remember.
Your stance this season is clear. Hazard Kante Chris Azpi Rudiger Morata Bakayoko have all been useless. remove Kante Azpi and Rudiger from that list. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 8:42pm On May 07, 2018 |
eph12: You see if Martial that has same goals + assists with Hazard has been useless this season, then we have to agree that Hazard has been useless. Dancing one corner does not count.
No wonder your team is close to 6th avenue. Everybody has been useless and no DDG to help you my stance on hazard is a matter of public knowledge so no need to rehash. My stance on Morata too is well known |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 8:19pm On May 07, 2018 |
Ibime: When we were telling you that Doucoure is a real midfielder unlike Bakayoko you were dragging.
Now few months later, you have come to our side wanting Doucoure to replace the Donkey..
Just like we told you about Bakayoko replacing Matic, like we hyped for Kante before Chelsea signed him, you will continue to wake up a few months later having already collected L.
Isn't our God a wonderful God? Doucore has elevated this season, i’ll Give him that... He didn’t play anything like this last year though |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 6:02pm On May 07, 2018 |
Ibime: Isn't our God a wonderful God?
Bakayoko sent this L to come find you from way back in October.  The only L there is the one you took  Let me remind you what happened that day. Watford were leading us 2-1 and Doucoure scored. You were already beginning to grumble that we were losing because Doucoure sabi work and Matic was controlling midfield elsewhere By the end of the weekend, Doucoure wey sabi work lost. Matic wey sabi work lost his game to gopddam Huddersfield Bakayoko wey no sabi work bossed Doucoure and created the goal that won the match And you were seen licking an L like Lollipop.  Your L was very contextual to the events of that weekend so please stop trying to share some to me, I dont want none  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 5:49pm On May 07, 2018 |
Ederson has only faced 80 shots on target sef -16 clean sheets
If I faced only 80 shots on target, and I still have fewer cleansheets than DDG then I have to ask myself what my real purpose is in life |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 5:47pm On May 07, 2018 |
eph12: Pogba was integral to Juve getting to the Champions League final that year does not mean they can't get there without him. The coach only needs to tweak the system and all.
In the same team that the keeper is player of the year, there's Pogba Sanchez Lukaku Martial. Which of these players are useless too? Martial Pogba and Sanchez have been virtually useless for Manyo this year, barring one or two odd games. Your most important player today is DDG. He is the only person in that team that is indispensable. Hugo Lloris has faced 105 shots on target, saved 75 has only 14 cleansheets Cech has faced 124 shots on targets, saved 84...11 cleansheets Courtois has faced 100 shots on target saved 72 ...15 cleansheets De Gea has faced 138 shots on target, saved 113 and has 17 clean sheets Incase you didnt get it, DDG has saved more shots than Courtois or Lloris have even had to face....and still has more cleansheets than the two of them DDG is the Closest thing to Neo that football has ever seen. If not for this guy, Sanchez, Lukaku , Pogba etc cannot save you from 6th avenue bro... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 5:27pm On May 07, 2018 |
Leyqute: Why do you rate Doucoure? What does he do on the pitch that makes him affable? Just asking.
Ive seen a handful of his games and that boy's good. But he's only got a couple of goals and assists to his name in about 40 games. Goals and assists isn't the only metric to judge a player. As a central midfielder he seems to be a jack of all trades - he can dribble, he can tackle, he can shoot, he can pass, and is a little bit quick. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 4:01pm On May 07, 2018 |
Ibime: In which team? Man Utd or Chelsea?
In which position? DM or the AM they give Bakayoko few minutes in cos he utterly failed as a DM.
Bakayoko should try getting in the team first before talking about Matic.
To paraphrase you, your stubborness will not let you keep the L in your coffin. You keep throwing it out. Where else have you heard of a Goalkeeper being player of the year? Not Goalkeeper of the year o...but player of the Year It tells you all there is to be said about Matic's importance to a team with title winning ambitions... You can't tell me a 40m DM is integral to a title chances when his Goalie is the best player in the team. Matic still hasn't won a spoon and he is in the same FA Cup final as Bakayoko. Meanwhile Conte has now made 2 consecutive FA Cup finals - Whether Matic dey or e no dey, we still dey move. When they asked Conte why we were struggling to retain the title, he gave the reporter Morata's address in the sunken place immediately We are not clinical. In the last period we can kill the game, but the game was still in the balance,’ said Conte.
‘If your best scorer has only 12 goals, it is difficult to fight for something important I don't like sharing Ls on Monday bro. Go and sin no more. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 3:43pm On May 07, 2018 |
Ibime: Matic record in 2nd half of 2014, 2015, 2017 and now 2018 at Man Utd is unblemished but you will keep bleating on about 2016 when every player was unfit and off-form and want to focus on Matic only.
No time for long story you wrote up there that left out Bakayokos name. Are you ashamed?
Once again:
Replace Matic with Bakayoko in 2015 and 2017 and we lose those titles. .
Answer yes or no, and quit long story The answer is a big fat no. Matic has never been integral to anyrhing. Zouma played in midfield in 2015 and was relegated this weekend gone so that means nothing. Costa was the main man in 2015 and 2017. Matic was a nobody. That's why only last week DDG was voted their POTY yet again. Matic is so useless defensively and his goalkeeper has been exposed to the point where he has to be jumping around like Spiderman making wonder saves. Let me remind you that Manyoo lost to all 3 promoted clubs this season, as well as the Westbroms of this world. If not for DDG Manyoo would be 6th. Facts. Offensively, Bakayoko still has more goals and assists than the bag of beans...and he's been injured for half the season. Abeg don't try and sneak your groceries into a discussion about footballers. cheers |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 3:31pm On May 07, 2018 |
raumdeuter: Leave Costa, Replace Hazard with Mahrez and Chelsea still wins I doubt this. Mahrez is a bastard o. When he loses form e dey bloody At least hazard still dey try |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 3:14pm On May 07, 2018 |
Unlimited22: Shaqiri/Mahrez, RLC and Van Ginkel stay. Drinkwater goes. So too does Pedro. Drinkwater has hardly played but hes looked good whenever he did. I keep him for another season |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 3:13pm On May 07, 2018 |
Ibime: If you replace Matic with Bakayoko in 2015 and 2017, we lose. Argue with your phone. Matic was there in 2016 and we lost to the point where 2 managers chased him out of the team. He was there in FA Cup final last year when Sanchez ran away from him to score a tapin. He's at Manyoo now and they haven't won a spoon and we're in the same FA Cup final together. Our problem this season has been lack of goals mostly due to a misfiring sunken Spaniard, and to an extent Hazard too. As soon as Giroud became established in the team, we've won 4 straight matches. Abeg don't try and sneak Matic into it - Bag of beans is s nonentity. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 2:47pm On May 07, 2018 |
hensben: IN- Bale and Jorginho, recall Zouma back from loan or sign Koulibaly
OUT- Pedro, drinkwater and Luiz
What do you think guys; Ibime Chelseadan1 Airmark Nihilist Diggz Loardfalcao aka lacazett
Notable mention; raumdeuter God Forbid to this plan... Well, I take Zouma for the bench sha. I'd rather raid Stoke for Butland and Shaqiri. Test RLC . Try for Doucoure from Watford. Even Arnautovic from Westham is an option for me. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 2:43pm On May 07, 2018 |
Ibime: Replace Matic with Bakayoko we lose. This one is so false. Matic has never been a title winning lynchpin and his departure is certainly not the reason why we are where we are...whether in or isolation or part of other symptoms. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 6:58am On May 07, 2018 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 6:21pm On May 06, 2018 |
let's fücking get it!!!!!! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 5:16pm On May 06, 2018 |
Chelseafan1: Nihilstjnr, DopeJemi, Airmark someone on the betting thread won 42million with 100 naira in that Roma vs Liverpool match 
B97ECPSPSEEAA-680961 I see am o. which day will my spiritual eyes be opened to see this kind of bet to play tori olorun |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 5:15pm On May 06, 2018 |
i can't even explain how happy I am that Morata is missing from the line up...
pun absolutely intended goddamit.... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 5:13pm On May 06, 2018 |
AmoryBlacq: I swear I too like Rudiger!
dude does not tolerate rubbish! sweardown |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 5:12pm On May 06, 2018 |
Leyqute: [s] Just pray these words don't come back to bite you in the back. Salah might still get a goal in this game[/s].
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 5:10pm On May 06, 2018 |
seems Salah lost his way to the swimming pool and somehow stumbled onto our pitch.
I'm not sure why he's diving on the pitch though, everyone knows you can't swim in grass... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 5:06pm On May 06, 2018 |
afrodoc: But.....but......how does that help you get your airmax sneakers? airmax don go. na moral support remain.  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 5:06pm On May 06, 2018 |
is this Moses or Ronaldinho? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 5:05pm On May 06, 2018 |
i heard Salah is somewhere in London today. I will keep an eye out to see if I can spot him.... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 5:03pm On May 06, 2018 |
Yoko started that move you know.... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 5:02pm On May 06, 2018 |
goallllllllll |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 5:01pm On May 06, 2018 |
hazard should be shooting instead of passing to Fabregas behind him ffs |