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funlord:
The beef shock me as well....
Anyway You won't find it because it was not based on fiction....those were actually mama Charlie notes and JD fire bottles in my living room in my rental in lekki....real should always recognise real....

Yeah I remember

I wanted to show everyone that you're also about that life. Do you still have those pics bro?

Let it be known that you dont eff about...

funlord:
This desperation is Very funny.... disgraced by who what? You are better than this ...read my posts and gain some traction...Those pix are not mine ibime....can you guys kindly stop this embarrassing tirade...those bills were posted by sir nostrils....haba... na by force...

hmmmmm

This post looks like it contains some shots...

Hmmmmm...



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Ibime:
Vanquay get squashed and disgraced/
It's all about the Benjies. . . .so why his bills got Washingtons face?/

lmao

Ibime:
In the words of the late great Big L. . . .


Funlord been squashed and disgraced/
Diggz all about the Benjies. . . .while his bills got Washingtons face!/


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you too dey beee

some of those receipts belong to Vanquay.

I remember one Christmas dey Funlord storm lag with pics of 20 and 50 pound notes, I dey find that pic badly.

I don run forensics Accross like 5 or 6 accounts linked to Funlord and can't find it. I need it for our receipt gallery .

Reciepts.......

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funlord:
She's a lander? She is thick as hell? Grew up in Ghana and lagos? She has a boyfriend?

Who gives a _fuck? Flew her into abj and now she's sipping heineken in my suite in sinoni lodge and chatting to her loverboy before we ball to death at caribbean/mosco tonight? I hope he doesn't taste my ogi when he kisses her again on wednesday!

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momentarylapse:
Need a change of scenery for tonight so I just booked a flight to ph......gonna be staying at a spot called Sparklyn hotels and suites in gra phase 3 so I need to know the best clubs to hit on Friday in ph...... Suggestions and a chance to sip something free on my bill are welcome..



Abeg top clubs only and not places where frustrated otondos and skanks go wan stab or shoot each other....

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afrodoc2:
E be like say me sef go post pics of my Balenciaga jet and Ferragamo yacht make nobody later come try match my eye.

And Nihilist wey wan block the breakthrough of awon boys, Orunmila is watching you in 3D. You want receipts awon boys wan receive...........STAY IN YOUR LANE!

Lol

Nah emotions are running high right now. We need to protect the combatants from being influenced into making a permanent decision based on temporary feelings.

Receipts are enough

nahhhh nobody's account needs to be credited.

it's not that deep.

just give us lyrical warfare and receipts for evidence.


That's all we need.

I want to see lobster and quail eggs, beluga caviar and champagne, big booty beeches draped around niggas necks like designer scarfs.

I want to see morbidly obese bank accounts, and corpulently bloated wallets. Balenciaga sneaks or Ferragamo shoes. Red bottoms.

Holidays in exotic places, sundrenched photos of debauched parties on private boats- yacht or canoe- in the south of France or on lake Como.

We don't need cash....just give us receipts.

that one time when red and blue united to clap back at a common enemy

Diggz and Vanquay spraying like:

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Definite highlight of the day for me.

obainojazz:

Home advantage mainly because of Lililist

I was, am, and will continue to remain neutral.

both combatants are my guys

funlord:
Abeg make I rest......I've obliged this field Marshall of duncery enough for today.....

Wait! you forgot something...

https://j.gifs.com/oQkg2j.gif


have a good night bro!

funlord:
Nihilist... come on.....why do you think all their personals against me are always rooted in fiction? They have heard my gist....they have seen the props I receive on any thread I set foot on...they have seen the chicks and the figures.....they have even checked all my social media handle's for dirt and left disappointed...all the saw were more props and mad love....this homo was so confused he started using pix of my food posts or threads as an attack? Have you noticed he has not been able to deny all the hot a la carte _shit meals I've served him with? Really.. you guys need to checkmate some of the mega fools you have unwittingly tagged as premium posters on this Una thread....I get the tribal support for one of Una own....but I'm dropping the truth about this false boss like hot akakra

Diggz is a broke beast of burden to his family.as well aa himself... ignore all these lifted pix he is trying to bamboozle you guys with...he is simply an NFA official...."No Future Ambition" ....Someone that is hoping to run abroad on his wife's salary? Can you buy this sort of thing a beer with your hard earned funds if you ever met it? Nigga wishes he was me sir....it's unfortunate but I've never been to Kenya and I was not sired from a lineage of ewus....so as for that his wish.... thats another l right there.....can I live?

look, i understand.

to be honest, if it was just me....well, Man don't care bout none of that. I'm a simple guy.

But the people...the people want pics bro. you know what people are like these days...

so just check your phone quickly, I'm sure one or 2 pics dey to finally silence the naysayers forever.

sod09:
Nihilistjr wouldn't make heaven I swear

i like black tims and black hoodies

diggz:
Fvck it will be out of this place in like 1,2and 3! Anyone who can assist me with how to load videos here will be greatly appreciated with thank yous from me

upload to YouTube or gifs.com

diggz:
Should I call this irony or elrony of life sir?

see how L-rony just collect accidental discharge

funlord:
Baba...me sef tire....the goat logged out for almost 5 days only to return here to start weeping as usual... hoping that home advantage go help am change him condition....I was even shocked to wake up and see mentions.... the flogging I gave him seems to have given him cancer because this him pain no be for here

He is just writing nonsense for likes while his wife is probably about to seize his chinko phone and send him to bed hungry....his boys are probably wondering what is the meaning of this "funlord" their useless father keeps screaming about whenever they ask him about their school fees or lunch money for tomorrow....I actually feel sorry for this nigga.....

Na me know wetin some of the guys here giving him props don yarn me offline.... really that ewu title fits him like a glove....

Omo I sense a comeback o

see barz

look Funlord, i wont lie to you, for you to fight back into contention like Adrien Broner at his last fight, you need to give us some pics as well.

Diggz took the early rounds with a combination of lyrical combos and pictorial evidence of luxurious living. You need to match that.


so...any pics for boys? we need to see cars, landed estates, private jets, indoor pools and big booty beeches, something like that bro...

diggz:
I will be heading to federal palace hotel for dinner in few minutes.....I will be petty enough to post some pics here ....

#pettiness Sunday.....

Someone will sacrifice his entire village to reach me soon.....just watch and see.....

jokes aside you niggas need to step up your key game.


ah an. it's 2018 na? you people in that side are still having to enact an rkelly song everytime you want to drive?

Leyqute:
Maybe you're imagining things. Do you want to be the one looking into Pogba's eyes?

3 smiley faces.

look at you getting all excited at the prospects of me getting jiggy with Pogba.

smh.

funlord:
This one wey no even get t.p for young shall grow motors? Even night bus na luxury to am. ...I dey wait for the weak excuse wey him go insert as to why him no fit show....person wey dey only see plane for movies...eko hotel no get "destitute standard room" so that is out of the question...

lmao

bars.

okkkk

Diggz over to you bro.

funlord:
How does this change the fact about your existence? Writing rubbish for a livng is now your calling? You don't want a PhD in trolling again? Now you are a script writer? You think you are fooling anyone with all this crap you are writing? Or with all this your neighbors car pix you are snapping?


How does a jobless coffee maker afford those wheels? Or you think these homies are as daft your in-laws that are still regretting the life of strife and sorrow they allowed their daughter to enter into with you? Anyway Is this your bosses ride? Looks nice..... write some more fantasy bars..... after that collect your transportation for your keke tomorrow from your madam......it's allowed. For an..."ewu Kenya"

q


Diggz only has to snap the inside of the car with the car keys and it's wrap

but nice rally here.

There's hope for a comeback still...

Leyqute:
I saw the embrace, Olode Ikorodu. Na today players start to dey hug?

Since morning na so-so gay allusions you dey make, nahim make me ask.

Maybe one closet dey for London wey u dey prep from.

.

I saw two men hugging deeply and closely, looking into each other's eyes whilst Maitland stroked the back of Pogba's head.

Leyqute:
Bro. You're all homoed up today. Hope all is well?

you and who?

I know you watch matches illegally by peeping through oga landlord's window, so you probably had to run away after the match and thus didn't see Pogba and Maitland in a very questionable embrace

afrodoc2:
Who be Hushpuppi, who be Mompha?

Omo Diggz is looking like mompha here o

Diggz abeg which model be that ride?

cos the ride resemble 2018 vintage o

why Maitland and Pogba dey romance themselves like that?

What's wrong with United? Two words, Jose and Mourinho. Never right to be manager at Old Trafford. Theatre of Dreams now the Home of Pragmatism. Everything is about him.

home of pragmatism

mkhitrayan sends a message to jose

cor cor customer....

diggz:
You in particular is very slow....who is a bdc operator? did you even bother to google the world bdc to check the meaning before you start attaching richness to your pauper godfather....

This was how you f00lishly stated your life ambition is to fvck everyday the last time....any human with functional brains should be able to tell funlords mo is to lie is way up there or hope on catching a r1ch drug addict for a wife...but not you...cuz you are as slow as him....his DNA personally runs in your veins....

#LAZYNIGERIANYOOT!!!!

That's how I missed this coded shot.

We know Funlord is aged around 30

We know Obaino is either a uni student or recently graduated...so maybe aged 20 -30

This rules out the possibility Funlord being Obainos biological sire.

So I was rocking my brain thinking how Funlord' s DNA could exist inside Obainojazz....then it hit me.

The phrase was....His DNA runs in your veins.

you know what else 'runs'?

Bodily fluids.

At this point, I think I should handover to the medical professionals in the house to crosscheck my theory...

well thank you guys for making my gym session more enjoyable

speak in an hour.

Evildoer:
Remember say you for dey below Thames by now!

Be thankful for uncle chic2pimp for saving your life.

Cougar for just spray you viciously

Elrony?

is that you bruv?