raumdeuter:
Roland17 nihilist afrodoc and other Mourinho haters

Mechionu gi

revenge is the sweetest joy after getting püssy

Me: Jose how many goals did Spurs score you at home today?

I heard it was only 1

Jose:


Me: alright, calm your titts, I was only asking...sheesh...

Paul Scholes "Watching Pogba tonight made me feel like putting my boots back on and getting back on that pitch. I'm 43 & could do a better job
...
what makes it even worse is that scholes is half blind, and even he can see how shït Pogba is

what a headline:

blind Manyoo legend calls record signing shït...
send him back to Senegal..

Ben Rumsby
@ben_rumsby
You just know Mourinho’s been waiting to use that ‘three titles’ line for years but couldn’t until Wenger quit.

........
apropos of nothing, but perfect timing.

I still can't get over Mourinho asking for respect.

he should have snapped his fingers and rubber necked in a sassy manner while asking for it.

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After Mourinho arguing about meaning of result and supporters walking/staying,
@JamieJackson___
just puts it to to him "you lost 3-0, though".

Mourinho: "And I won three PL titles, more than any of the other 19 managers. Respect, please." Walks out asking for more respect

...........
I didn't know Jose Mourinho was an Aretha Franklin style feminist

owo melo la fin jeba?

elampiro:




We also can see we made a mistake not signing a centre back. These guys need a leader.

go and sign Fela durotoye.

the guy sabi lead and motivate wella

15/16 my Nigga leyqute said it was fatigue....

leyqute how market? and wey my church pics?

pochi, do you love me?

I think the answer to that question rhymes with 3-0

�trap...trap money penny

you calling Pogba worldclass? don't be silly...�

joeace2001:


Thank God for Internet and Wikipedia.. I would have had to meet Nihilist who had a TV in the 70's to fill me in

I'm a troll...not fücking Craig David

I heard DDG lost his id card, that's why his last two opponents have been heping him to spell his name...

very thoughtful of them...

if only the board had backed Jose and bought alderweireld...United will still have chopped 3-0

joeace2001:
This is what it takes to support United. For decades upon decades we've risen to heights others can only dream of and in others we've fallen to depths unbelievable. In the 70's we were as bad as this but nobody predicted the decades of dominance to follow.

but the first tv in your household was bought in 1983.... and it only caught LTV....in black and white...

I heard Herrera was still busy marking Hazard tonight....

can someone please give me trap trap money penny abeg...

all this on the night that kanan died too...

diggz:



I see spurs showing you guys pepper Moro

brother Diggz is literally the man who saw tommorow

diggz:



I see spurs showing you guys pepper Moro

prophetic unction

Ashley Young, Victor Lindelof, Eric Bailly, Andreas Pereira, Juan Mata and Anthony Martial, who all began the match at Brighton, have made way for the six players coming into Mourinho's side to face Spurs.

When asked in a post-match interview why he had made so many changes, Mourinho replied: “If we don't play well and make mistakes we change the team. The match before we played well, no mistakes, total control and a deserved victory and we didn't change the team.

The United boss refuted the suggestion it was a risk to bring in six players at once, saying: ”If I don't play Valencia when he's ready, Matic when he's ready, Lingard when he's ready, I don't think you would accept this. You would ask why important players are not in the team if they are ready to play.“

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I have learned nothing from this game,” said Mourinho. “This is not my squad, half of my squad are missing and half of the players out there today will not be at the club after August 9.

“This is nothing to do with reinforcements, the reinforcement is Pogba, Fellaini, Lindelof, Marcos Rashford, Jesse Lingard, Matic, Antonio Valencia. These are reinforcements, this is not our team, not our squad. We played reasonably well with a lot of kids at the end, but when we run out of gasoline, it is goodbye. (July 29. 2018)

I dey count 5 of these names from my perch high up in the ewedu tree...
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Strolling in like....

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raumdeuter:


You mean Alonso 1 goal 4 assists for a left back

The real MVP no time for shakushaku

That’s true, Alonso is doing incredibly well.

But 1 goal and 2 assists in 3 games is not too shabby

Unlimited22:

Eyes have not seen, ears have not heard.
What's wrong with him is a conglomerate of diseases and village people.

Good God...

2 assists and 1 goal in 3 games.

Not too shabby

Unlimited22:

Nope, he needs to see me and Mrphilia.
Or perhaps Skimpledawg. His plethora of ailments might be beyond what Optometry can cure.

Are you saying he’s suffering from an ailment more serious than Apollo?

larride:
I see Newcastle penalty in the 94th minute.

You need chloramphenicol

Kepa > De Basket for me sha

Argue with league table.

NOBODYY:
To be honest I'll take Christensen and Cahill over Luiz anyday

Cahill is worse

False9 is the truth

Mehn luiz is arguably the worst thing to come out of Brazil since the saro