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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilstjnr: 9:26am On Aug 24, 2018
afrodoc2:
shocked

Now that escalated pretty damn quick. Brethren please lay down your arms, we are here to fete Coogar not to emulate him. cheesy


P.S Any one with more fond (and not so fond) memories of Coogar should please take the floor.
E no escalating anything

I've been at leyqute's neck for the last 2 weeks na why he finally respond with dissertation cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilstjnr: 9:15am On Aug 24, 2018
Leyqute:
I don't know what your problem is, heathen. You've been unnecessarily and senselessly jumping on my mentions disrespectfully of recent.


It's simple.

I don't want to be banned.

It's pretty much clear - the only word I abbreviated is a curse word.

Someone with common sense would realize why I didn't type some of the words in full, a troglodyte won't. Seeing you're a shekpisco, I'm not surprised you failed to see that. You're just a tu.sh blockhead.

And I can god.damn type whichever way I want, it's none of your mfking biz.

Geddifuk
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I love you, no homo...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilstjnr: 8:52am On Aug 24, 2018
Leyqute:
Coogar is one crazy ass eloquent mfker grin
See?

this one can't even be bothered to spell out words in full...
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Nihilstjnr: 8:29am On Aug 24, 2018
I remember when the video was on heavy rotation on NTA 5 ffs grin

With bone thugz- look into my eyes , and Coolio - gangsta paradise

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Nihilstjnr: 8:13am On Aug 24, 2018
straight out the fücking dungeon of rap, where fake niggas don't make it back...

surely verse 1 of this song has to be greatest rap verse of all time.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilstjnr: 8:06am On Aug 24, 2018
afrodoc2:
This is the greatest yarns in the history of NL sports threads.





The guy actually sat down to type all those words one by one. cheesy
funny enough, in the end he was found to be describing only what he saw in the mirror.

but that yarns bust my head. I wonder if he's like that in real life.

He can't possibly be, judging by the way his online enemies couldn't wait to bury him. nobody can amass so many enemies in real life - not even Kim jong un
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Nihilstjnr: 7:58am On Aug 24, 2018
chic2pimp swear that you didn't bite your tongue repeating that Eminem hook cheesy

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Nihilstjnr: 7:43am On Aug 24, 2018
avoiding all skeezers and weirdos today....

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilstjnr: 7:18am On Aug 24, 2018
afrodoc2:
The pages of NL are littered with mad man yarns from Coogar.....his brand of megalomania was unique. Having said that, the guy also made this place fun especially in those days before Elamps became a bank manager. That babe issue was both a blessing and a curse.
I tell you.

back in my younger church going days, I once listened to a visiting pastor's sermon on Lucifer the accuser of brethren.

The guy painted Lucifer as a diplomat who was a permanent fixture at the royal court in heaven, whose only job was to tell lies in the most creative fashion - the more outlandish the lie, the better.

Omo that's the way I visualise Coogar.

but you're absolute right - he gave this place life and certain je ne sais quoi

now all we have is Leyqute and his unique brand of lunacyangry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilstjnr: 5:43am On Aug 24, 2018
mehn Coogar say every one of us here sabi tactics pass Ferguson grin grin grin grin

May God have mercy on that man's soul....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 10:39pm On Aug 23, 2018
Greatihex:
kai!! What kind of display of ignorance is this? Nawao
You can imagine
such a shameful display
GamingRe: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Nihilstjnr: 9:22pm On Aug 23, 2018
Lana1 abeg tackle me if I buy fifa 19

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 3:47pm On Aug 23, 2018
raumdeuter:
Not too different from what Morata did here

https://j.gifs.com/0VKwqN.gif
So if Morata can score harder goals, then what is your excuse for Morata missing easy goals in must win games?

Especially when the number and quality of the big chances are the same?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Nihilstjnr: 2:46pm On Aug 23, 2018
dmcdad:
How fly no go support shiit! Yeye guy...cheesy
He is a true Barca fan and Catalan patriot.

I believe his ministry.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 2:40pm On Aug 23, 2018
BlueAngel444:
No one ever asked you to take responsibility for another's comprehension huh undecided
You were asking where I got 28 missed chances from, as if you saw me talking about 28 missed chances,..

cant take responsibility for ya eyesight bro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 2:38pm On Aug 23, 2018
what a tapin from a finished striker cheesy

https://j.gifs.com/59P2Yx.gif
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 2:37pm On Aug 23, 2018
The same type of goal that Dayo is making excuses for Morata is what Aguero is scoring with aplomb here

Against the same opponents!

https://j.gifs.com/G50Bjy.gif
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 2:33pm On Aug 23, 2018
raumdeuter:
The type of tap ins Aguero Sterling and co were served on a plate with alarming consistency, are different in quality from those Aguero was getting from Hidden Shakushaku and others.
See this tapin here

https://j.gifs.com/oQ1G5K.gif
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 2:24pm On Aug 23, 2018
raumdeuter:
The type of tap ins Aguero Sterling and co were served on a plate with alarming consistency, are different in quality from those Aguero was getting from Hidden Shakushaku and others.
Your post has already been proven to be a fallacy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 2:24pm On Aug 23, 2018
BlueAngel444:
where then did nihilistjnr get 28 missed chances from shocked
My responsibility stops with what i post, not what you comprehend...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 2:22pm On Aug 23, 2018
iamJ:
you are wrong, how the team plays matters, if we want to go by your point, morata should top this table
You have no point - if any thing this just shows that Dayo is flipping amala again

Aguero for example had 28 big chances in total

Missed 13 of those

And scored 21 goals

This means that Aguero only converted 15 of his big chances and still had to top up with 6 difficult goals


Morata on the other hand also got 28 chances

He missed 17

And scored 11 goals


This means that every single goal Morata scored was from a big chance

In other words, if you dont put on a plate for him Morata has no chance of scoring at all!

And even when you spoon feed him, he's still the most wasteful mofo in the league.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 2:14pm On Aug 23, 2018
raumdeuter:
https://j.gifs.com/xvxEyJ.gif
https://j.gifs.com/86NnZL.gif
Got the ball from close to the halfway line and had to carry for a distance with defenders chasing and keepers closing in
So Morata should not score these chances? grin grin grin grin

The next excuse will be that opposition players were on the pitch
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 2:03pm On Aug 23, 2018
Can you post examples of Morata's misses? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 2:01pm On Aug 23, 2018
raumdeuter:
What is the definition of a big chance, A ball which he carried from halfway with the defender chasing him and the keeper to beat vs a goal line tap in?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 1:59pm On Aug 23, 2018
Nihilstjnr:
Aguero 1969 minutes, 28 big chances, 21 goals
Jesus 1640 minutes, 26 big chances, 12 goals


Morata 2053 minutes, 28 big chances, 11 goals

How long did Morata really need to play to score?
Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is MO...i fall around a lot, and I born twins
They gave me chance to score and I said Oti...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 1:55pm On Aug 23, 2018
raumdeuter:
I said this last season and everyone was shouting, Chelsea team was creating low quality chances .
Man City system ensures that they create very high quality chances for their attackers. Last Sunday 2 of Agueros goals were one touch into the net not like he had to take the ball over long distance, even a wasteman like Sterling with about 50% miss rate still managed to score about 20 goals
Morata had more biig chances than Aguero at one point of last season...

in fact, Morata had more big chances than any other forward in the league at the time

Your post is a myth
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Nihilstjnr: 10:50am On Aug 23, 2018
Avraham:
I am not a blinded football fan.

I see the truth and I say It.

If at all any Messi's child both born and unborn grace the game of football, they never be as great as Ronaldo junior.

Coming from a Messi and Barca Fan.
you are the wisest man on this thread.

ride on bro and always continue to speak the truth.

we dey your back like school bag
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Nihilstjnr: 9:04am On Aug 23, 2018
Avraham:
Mu dream is to see Ronaldo junior become a footballer like me. - Cristiano Ronaldo.

Ronaldo's child will surely become a greater baller than Messi's child.

Messi, his wife and children I don't know what direction they are headed.

Would love to see the rivalry proceed to their progenies.
you are absolutely right.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 11:16pm On Aug 22, 2018
pkasso:
The guy na real weirdo. Which kain life be that one? Na so i hear say Mourinho don dey live for hotel for the past 2 yrs or so.
lol the guy get cinema room for the mansion. only am go siddon there grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 11:03pm On Aug 22, 2018
Aguero resemble person wey go dey carry 2 olosho every weekend for club sha...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilstjnr: 11:01pm On Aug 22, 2018
pkasso:
Those South Americans no wan dey learn English. They just don't give a damn. It's why you rarely see Aguero granting interviews. Surprisingly, most of his social media posts are in English, though that could be the work of his PR team. Fernandinho dey try small but the rest na zero.

Zabaleta was the only exception. The day wey i hear the guy speak, I no believe my ears. He was so fluent and could even mimic the local accent. It's not so hard to see why he was very popular with the fans. But to be fair to those guys, English no be their mother tongue. I would like to imagine how I would sound speaking Spanish.
Aguero doesn't really 'live' in UK

in episode 2 they showed his house...completely empty.

His baby mama and son live in Argentina. He only sees the kid one week a month

his only friends are otamendi and de gea.

And he's always said he's going from man city straight back to Argentina.

baba is in the world but is not of the world. cheesy

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