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Ur network safe u ooo. If not I would have been the first to comment

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Msisifo:
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Chat me up so we can discuss serious business.i specialize in smart collection colognes only..

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PoliticsNigeria:
I am sure I am not the only one asking this question. I am eager to see the lights come on and I am 200% prepared. New smart phone; checked, in fact everything, checked. The only thing missing is the date the lights are coming on.

I have been driving past the Ajose Adeogun street where Zenith Bank’s head office is located, since last week because I cannot wait to behold the beautiful decorations the Bank will unveil this year. Each day, my anticipation grows because Zenith Bank has a reputation for surpassing expectations and last year, the decorations with the lights were breathtaking. So, this year, one can only imagine what is to come.

I can’t wait to experience one of those magical moments that will be so unforgettable. Last year, I brought my family to see the decorations. They were so happy and the pictures where so beautiful; mama was just posing for pictures like a young girl.

So, this year I promised the whole family that we are coming back for part 2. No wonder, my wife does not complain whenever I drive through the Ajose Adeogun street which is not our usual route home. However, yesterday she surprised me. I picked her up from her office and as usual, took the Ajose Adeogun route. As we drove through the street, she asked me to stop. Surprised at her request, I stopped, and she got out of the car and motioned to one of the workers setting up the decorations.

Hello Sir, when are the lights coming up, she asked. Soon and very soon, he replied smiling. She smiled and walked back to the car and sat quietly. I looked at her and burst into laughter. I thought I was alone, I said. You are not alone dear, she responded smiling as we drove off. Tomorrow we will drive though Ajose again because we cannot wait for the lights to come on. By the way just imagine, what if the lights came up on Black Friday. Woah!!! Shopping, wonderful atmosphere, what more can I ask for.

https://politicsngr.com/will-zenith-light-come/

Saturday (17/11/2018) is the day..........

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Please this is targeted to nairalanders that are in serious need of an andriod phone.

Bidding price starts at #25,000

From 1400hrs(20/04/2019)
Till 0000hrs (21/04/2019)

Strictly for lagos residents
Pickup location is Festac Town.

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Am coming

Explorers:
A man was found dead with a cassette recorder in one hand and a gun in the other.

When the police came in, they immediately pressed the play button on the cassette.

He said “I have nothing else to live for.

I can’t go on,” then the sound of a gunshot.

After listening to the cassette tape, the police knew that it was not a suicide.

How did they know?

The cassette record would have fallen off his hand immediately he shot himself..

Explorers:
A famous chemist was found dead in his laboratory.

There was nothing around him except a paper with the names of chemical substances:

Carbon
Oxygen
Nickel
Lanthanum
Sulfur


On the day he was murdered, the chemist only had 3 visitors: his wife Mary, his nephew Nicolas, and his friend Jonathan.

The police arrested the murderer right away.



How did they know who killed him?

He left a code using the symbols of the elements
From, nickel = Ni
Carbon= C
Oxygen = O
Lathnium=La
Sulphur = S

Combining these symbols, the name is NICOLAs,his nephew

Explorers:
On a cold winter night, a man named Jack was found dead in his house.

He was found by his friend John.

He said that he was passing by Jack’s house and wanted to visit him.

He knocked and rang the bell for a really long time, but there was no answer.

Then he decided to remove the ice from the windows to look inside.

He did that by breathing on the iced window glass.

That is how he was able to see Jack’s body and to call the police.

The next day, police arrested John as their prime suspect.


Why?

Cold water and ice usually blurs transparent objects such as car and window glass. The glass can only be trans parent again by cleaning the inside of the glass not the outside
That's y u see drivers driving under rain cleaning their windscreen while inside the car from time to time

Explorers:
A serial killer kidnapped his victims, held them hostage and offered them a possibility to stay alive.

They had to choose from two pills.

One was poison, other was harmless.

Whichever pill the victim took, the serial killer would take the other one.

The victim took their pill with water and died.

The killer obviously survived.



How did the killer always end up with the harmless pill?

Water is either the poison or it reacts with the pill to make it poisonous..

For people that refuse to believe, wev allow them to bear d name THOMAS

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