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Politics / Re: 5 States Where The General Elections Might Be Tough / Bloody by nikkiehan(f): 7:47pm On Mar 19, 2015
The Lord'll take perfect n absolute control der wunt be shedding of blood in any state in Jesus name

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Phones / Re: 7 Types Of People That Use Android Phones In Nigeria by nikkiehan(f): 7:38pm On Mar 19, 2015
grin
Analorgue:
We wey cn dey find d cheapest means of subscription fall in2 what category.?
u belong to 8 type of people using android in Nigeria. we belongs to d same group though Lolz

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Politics / Re: Fani-Kayode Calls Amaechi 'Son Of A Palm Wine Tapper' by nikkiehan(f): 7:28pm On Mar 19, 2015
and so? as if we care . undecided
Crime / Re: Landlady Strangled Over Electricity Bill by nikkiehan(f): 7:21pm On Mar 19, 2015
PHCN bill sha undecided
Health / Re: Can Madness Be Heriditary? by nikkiehan(f): 7:13pm On Mar 19, 2015
it could be hereditary but nt In all cases. trait r transfer from one generation to another. in some family it may occur at a certain age n some der wil a generation interval.
Food / Re: See What A Lady Served Her Boyfriend As A Special Delicacy On His Birthday by nikkiehan(f): 6:57pm On Mar 19, 2015
lolz, Dats creativity funny though
Romance / Re: When Gold-diggers Strike...lol by nikkiehan(f): 6:53pm On Mar 19, 2015
they're both birds of the same feather. Lolz undecided
Romance / Re: What Is The Reason Why Girls Ingnore Guys? by nikkiehan(f): 7:39am On Mar 19, 2015
Zara09:
For so many silly questions, like
Have you eaten? What did you? Did you pray for me?
exactly so annoying
Fashion / OMG! !! Ladies Can You Rock This? by nikkiehan(f): 8:10pm On Mar 14, 2015
ladies can you rock this

Romance / Mum And Daughter Who Are Lesbian by nikkiehan(f): 3:33pm On Mar 13, 2015
“Vertasha and I knew we were attracted to
each other when she was sixteen,” Mary
Carter said. “But we decided to wait to have
sex until she was eighteen, legally of
age. We are now going public with our
relationship to help others who might be in
gay mother/daughter relationship
feel confident and okay about coming out.
We want the world to know we love each
other as mother and
daughter andromantically.”
Laws forbid incest mostly because of
inbreeding and the birth defects that can
often come as a consequence.
“We’re women, so Vertasha and I obviously
can’t make children,” Mary Carter said. “It’d
be one thing if her daddy (he’s out of the
picture) got her pregnant and a baby was
born with deformities, but we’re not hurting
anyone. We’re a new minority and just want
acceptance.”
Vertasha is apparently happy with the
relationship as well.
“My mom is still my mom. She does normal
mom stuff: buys me clothes, pays for food,
tells me to make our bed. We just happen to
enjoy sex with each other to

Romance / How To Know That Your Girlfriend Is A Runs Girl by nikkiehan(f): 11:00pm On Mar 12, 2015
How to know your girlfriend is a big time
LovePeddler – If you are looking for quick bleeping
(please, be wise!), you can go ahead and get
yourself hooked to a runs girl for all I care.
But if you are looking for a nice, ambitious,
focused and omiemieristic young
woman…
…then you should observe the following traits
of a runs girl, who might just be out there to
ruin your entire career and get your whole life
messed up!!!
1) A runs girl hardly talks about the future as
regards her academic pursuits! By their
fruits, ye shall know themgrin How can you
claim to be an undergraduate, yet you frown
and feel uncomfortable when you discuss
with a young man on a date? What would she
want to discuss with the guy then? Should it
be se.x or how jump from one night club to
the other? If you go out with a girl on a date
and she frowns at the slightest hint of study,
quiz, assignments, exams, research, etc, run
away from her! The possiblity that she is a
runs girl is very high!
2) If she goes on a date with you, observe her
responses carefully. The truth is that, she
doesn’t want to engage in any intelligent
conversation with you. Gush! Intelligent
conversations that deal with life’s reality
bore her a lot. She is just interested in how
much you are ready to give her and where
and how soon the bleeping would take place!
3) Watch her movement in school. They are
mostly on and off. They travel a lot…to Lagos
to bleep Tomide…to Onitsha to bleep Dike…to
Zaria to bleep Haruna…to Warri They are hardly found on
campus during weekends except they have
‘clients’ in town!
4) They look very expensive all the time.
Though they might be very cheap! As cheap
as 500 naira per round! Don’t let their
brazilian hairs, expensive communication
gadgets (phones, ipads, etc), make-up,
artificial nails and eye-lashes deceive you!
They are all fake! Try to go see dia papa
house; na zinc house!
5) You hardly visit them and meet them
studying. When would they have time to
study when they are busy sending unclad
pics to their clients and negotiating meeting
points and oloshoristic visits!
6) They always use near-unclad pics as their
display pictures on social networks. Those
pics where their big butts, boobs and laps are
revealed flagrantly! All these are done to sell
‘market’. No decent girl does that.
7) They are the ones that bleep those pot-
bellied and goatee lecturers that look like
Victor Osuagwu in other to pass exams! No
decent girl who is intelligent and knows what
brought her to school would do that.
We all know some gurls can pretend to be
decent, but the above are clear signs you
should watch out for
Romance / How To Know Your Girlfriend Is A Runs Girl by nikkiehan(f): 10:54pm On Mar 12, 2015
How to know your girlfriend is a big time
LovePeddler – If you are looking for quick bleeping
(please, be wise!), you can go ahead and get
yourself hooked to a runs girl for all I care.
But if you are looking for a nice, ambitious,
focused and omiemieristic grin young
woman…
…then you should observe the following traits
of a runs girl, who might just be out there to
ruin your entire career and get your whole life
messed up!!!
1) A runs girl hardly talks about the future as
regards her academic pursuits! By their
fruits, ye shall know themgrin How can you
claim to be an undergraduate, yet you frown
and feel uncomfortable when you discuss
with a young man on a date? What would she
want to discuss with the guy then? Should it
be se.x or how jump from one night club to
the other? If you go out with a girl on a date
and she frowns at the slightest hint of study,
quiz, assignments, exams, research, etc, run
away from her! The possiblity that she is a
runs girl is very high! Chai!!! Unu ge gbum
mmadu grin
2) If she goes on a date with you, observe her
responses carefully. The truth is that, she
doesn’t want to engage in any intelligent
conversation with you. Gush! Intelligent
conversations that deal with life’s reality
bore her a lot. She is just interested in how
much you are ready to give her and where
and how soon the bleeping would take place!
Run boy, and don’t forget to write a ‘thank
you’ letter to me grin.
3) Watch her movement in school. They are
mostly on and off. They travel a lot…to Lagos
to bleep Tomide…to Onitsha to bleep Dike…to
Zaria to bleep Haruna…to Warri to bleep Chief
Omiragua grin. They are hardly found on
campus during weekends except they have
‘clients’ in town!
4) They look very expensive all the time.
Though they might be very cheap! As cheap
as 500 naira per round! Don’t let their
brazilian hairs, expensive communication
gadgets (phones, ipads, etc), make-up,
artificial nails and eye-lashes deceive you!
They are all fake! Try to go see dia papa
house; na zinc house! grin.
5) You hardly visit them and meet them
studying. When would they have time to
study when they are busy sending unclad
pics to their clients and negotiating meeting
points and oloshoristic visits!
6) They always use near-unclad pics as their
display pictures on social networks. Those
pics where their big butts, boobs and laps are
revealed flagrantly! All these are done to sell
‘market’. No decent girl does that.
7) They are the ones that bleep those pot-
bellied and goatee lecturers that look like
Victor Osuagwu in other to pass exams! No
decent girl who is intelligent and knows what
brought her to school would do that.
We all know some gurls can pretend to be
decent, but the above are clear signs you
should watch out fo[b]How to know your girlfriend is a big time
LovePeddler – If you are looking for quick bleeping
(please, be wise!), you can go ahead and get
yourself hooked to a runs girl for all I care.
But if you are looking for a nice, ambitious,
focused and omiemieristic grin young
woman…
…then you should observe the following traits
of a runs girl, who might just be out there to
ruin your entire career and get your whole life
messed up!!!
1) A runs girl hardly talks about the future as
regards her academic pursuits! By their
fruits, ye shall know themgrin How can you
claim to be an undergraduate, yet you frown
and feel uncomfortable when you discuss
with a young man on a date? What would she
want to discuss with the guy then? Should it
be se.x or how jump from one night club to
the other? If you go out with a girl on a date
and she frowns at the slightest hint of study,
quiz, assignments, exams, research, etc, run
away from her! The possiblity that she is a
runs girl is very high! Chai!!! Unu ge gbum
mmadu grin
2) If she goes on a date with you, observe her
responses carefully. The truth is that, she
doesn’t want to engage in any intelligent
conversation with you. Gush! Intelligent
conversations that deal with life’s reality
bore her a lot. She is just interested in how
much you are ready to give her and where
and how soon the bleeping would take place!
Run boy, and don’t forget to write a ‘thank
you’ letter to me grin.
3) Watch her movement in school. They are
mostly on and off. They travel a lot…to Lagos
to bleep Tomide…to Onitsha to bleep Dike…to
Zaria to bleep Haruna…to Warri to bleep Chief
Omiragua grin. They are hardly found on
campus during weekends except they have
‘clients’ in town!
4) They look very expensive all the time.
Though they might be very cheap! As cheap
as 500 naira per round! Don’t let their
brazilian hairs, expensive communication
gadgets (phones, ipads, etc), make-up,
artificial nails and eye-lashes deceive you!
They are all fake! Try to go see dia papa
house; na zinc house! grin.
5) You hardly visit them and meet them
studying. When would they have time to
study when they are busy sending unclad
pics to their clients and negotiating meeting
points and oloshoristic visits!
6) They always use near-unclad pics as their
display pictures on social networks. Those
pics where their big butts, boobs and laps are
revealed flagrantly! All these are done to sell
‘market’. No decent girl does that.
7) They are the ones that bleep those pot-
bellied and goatee lecturers that look like
Victor Osuagwu in other to pass exams! No
decent girl who is intelligent and knows what
brought her to school would do that.
We all know some gurls can pretend to be
decent, but the above are clear signs you
should watch out fo[/b]How to know your girlfriend is a big time
LovePeddler – If you are looking for quick bleeping
(please, be wise!), you can go ahead and get
yourself hooked to a runs girl for all I care.
But if you are looking for a nice, ambitious,
focused and omiemieristic grin young
woman…
…then you should observe the following traits
of a runs girl, who might just be out there to
ruin your entire career and get your whole life
messed up!!!
1) A runs girl hardly talks about the future as
regards her academic pursuits! By their
fruits, ye shall know themgrin How can you
claim to be an undergraduate, yet you frown
and feel uncomfortable when you discuss
with a young man on a date? What would she
want to discuss with the guy then? Should it
be se.x or how jump from one night club to
the other? If you go out with a girl on a date
and she frowns at the slightest hint of study,
quiz, assignments, exams, research, etc, run
away from her! The possiblity that she is a
runs girl is very high! Chai!!! Unu ge gbum
mmadu grin
2) If she goes on a date with you, observe her
responses carefully. The truth is that, she
doesn’t want to engage in any intelligent
conversation with you. Gush! Intelligent
conversations that deal with life’s reality
bore her a lot. She is just interested in how
much you are ready to give her and where
and how soon the bleeping would take place!
Run boy, and don’t forget to write a ‘thank
you’ letter to me grin.
3) Watch her movement in school. They are
mostly on and off. They travel a lot…to Lagos
to bleep Tomide…to Onitsha to bleep Dike…to
Zaria to bleep Haruna…to Warri to bleep Chief
Omiragua grin. They are hardly found on
campus during weekends except they have
‘clients’ in town!
4) They look very expensive all the time.
Though they might be very cheap! As cheap
as 500 naira per round! Don’t let their
brazilian hairs, expensive communication
gadgets (phones, ipads, etc), make-up,
artificial nails and eye-lashes deceive you!
They are all fake! Try to go see dia papa
house; na zinc house! grin.
5) You hardly visit them and meet them
studying. When would they have time to
study when they are busy sending unclad
pics to their clients and negotiating meeting
points and oloshoristic visits!
6) They always use near-unclad pics as their
display pictures on social networks. Those
pics where their big butts, boobs and laps are
revealed flagrantly! All these are done to sell
‘market’. No decent girl does that.
7) They are the ones that bleep those pot-
bellied and goatee lecturers that look like
Victor Osuagwu in other to pass exams! No
decent girl who is intelligent and knows what
brought her to school would do that.
We all know some gurls can pretend to be
decent, but the above are clear signs you
should watch out fo
Romance / 5 Weird Things Naija Girls Do by nikkiehan(f): 10:37pm On Mar 12, 2015
1 kissing with eyes open
This one is really weird
guys imagine kissing a lady with her two
eyes staring at your nose, have come across
some girls that kiss with their eyes open I
find it weird and scary
2). Bring friends along for a date
Some girls longer throat will send them to
untimely death when they take their
friends for a date and the guy falls for her
friend they'll now come here and start
opening thread to say how their boyfriend
toast her friend or ask for her
number
3). eating without control
Imaging you take a girl for a date and she
orders for I plate of rice, one pepsi one
take away of rice, ice cream bottle water
(big one) toothpick, shawama, meat pie,
with laces era while the guy that took her
on a date orders for just bottle water(small
one) and 2 meat pie smh
4). CRying in church
I went to church one sunday morning when
the chore was leading praise I saw a
chronic ronz girl most people know
in schoolcrying with passion I almost
fainted with laugh when she noticed me
she cleaned up her face
5). Using style to ask for money
be it transportation, credit etc they use
many style to beg for money , some might
even go as far as to say their mother are
sick and they need mon
the new style they use now is to say they
are pregnant and the guy should give then
money for abortion
Guys adding is allowed
Religion / End Time Pastor May God Saves Us by nikkiehan(f): 4:32pm On Mar 12, 2015
The Pastor and two others who specialises in
hijacking and diverting trucks transporting
goods within Lagos and Ogun States have
been arrested by Operatives of Federal Anti-
robbery Squad, FEDSARS after a tip-off that a
group of robbers had hijacked a 25ft
container bearing 25units of heavy duty
outdoor split air conditioners worth over
N25m.
They were later arrested at their respective
homes when the FEDSARS men where able to
trace one of the robbers to his base in Ijora,
after they had successfully hijacked the
goods and transported it to their warehouse
in Ibadan. The 4 man, one Oliver is however
still on the run.
22 units of the airconditioners have so far
been recovered, while two had already gone
missing and one damaged.
One of the suspects, who claims he is a
Pastor and 56 narrates why he partook in the
operation; “My name is Peter Iyesele, 56-
year-old, I am married and I have four
children. I am a pastor and I have a church
along Badagry expressway.
“I was arrested at Igando bus-stop for
participating in hijacking and diversion of
goods worth over N25 million. I have been
engaging in these operations for years but
after a while I stopped and invested proceeds
from the operations in transportation.
“For about nine years, I didn’t participate in
any of these operations because I had made
enough from the operations until I received a
call from God to serve him. I was doing well in
my transportation business before I was
duped by a woman.
“The reason I went back into robbing was to
get money to expand the church of God where
I pastor. If I had succeeded, I would have
used the proceeds to build a house for God.”
The three men have been charged to court
while police are still making efforts to arrest
Oliver.
Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Marry A Billionaire Husband That Looks Like This? by nikkiehan(f): 8:32am On Mar 12, 2015
SHOCK7:

're u serious handsome guy!
yes o
Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Marry A Billionaire Husband That Looks Like This? by nikkiehan(f): 11:16am On Mar 11, 2015
neva, God forbid bad tin I cnt even wait to hear him out. while there r handsome guy askin me to marry dem. if u marry dat one ur children will luk lyk him wia Wil u carry dem go? wia r d handsm guy I beg

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Wrong With This Picture by nikkiehan(f): 10:50am On Mar 11, 2015
Dats totally rubbish, I can neva take dat nonsense undecided
Romance / Re: Why Do Handsome Guys End Up With Ugly Girls And Vice Versa by nikkiehan(f): 10:43pm On Mar 07, 2015
bastien:
I'm handsome come n date me
hum ok m cmin wait for me o I dey com
Romance / Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys by nikkiehan(f): 9:14pm On Mar 07, 2015
SagePerv2:
They deceive us everday with make-up too. sad

dats only if u allow ur self to be deceived
Romance / Re: Why Do Handsome Guys End Up With Ugly Girls And Vice Versa by nikkiehan(f): 8:33pm On Mar 07, 2015
Peppyluv:
Words of consolation....

but dats jst d fact. isn't it
Romance / Re: Why Do Handsome Guys End Up With Ugly Girls And Vice Versa by nikkiehan(f): 8:15pm On Mar 07, 2015
beauty fades, n dos urgly faces u r seein dia inner part may be beautiful so dnt judge dem by dia physical appearances, though I myself lyks handsm guy very much. tongue iwa lewa
Health / Stay Healthy:eating Of Ponmo Is Dangerous To Our Health by nikkiehan(f): 7:13am On Mar 06, 2015
The Director General of the Nigerian
Instituteof Leather Science & Technology
(NILEST), Zaria, Dr Isuwa Adamu, has said
that consumption of animal hides and skin,
popularly known as Ponmo is dangerous to
human health.
Speaking to the News Agency of Nigeria,
NAN, today in Abuja, Adamu said scientific
research has shown that ponmo doesn't
have any nutritional value to human health
and that some of the animals where ponmo
is gotten from are usually sick &
harbor dangerous chemicals.
"In fact, it is not advisable for you to
consume ponmo in the sense that some
of the animals killed and used for
ponmo actually have skin diseases. Some
of these skin diseases are such that
boiling them ordinarily, may not kill the
bacteria. Some of the animals because
of the ailments that they have gone
through, are sometimes treated by way
of injection with chemicals.
People don’t allow these chemicals to
complete its cycle and be removed from
the body; they sometimes go ahead to
kill these animals. So, if you consume
the ponmo, the tendency is that you are
consuming the chemicals directly because
the skin part of the animal retains
most of the harmful substances.
Remember your skin is the major protective
organ of your body and
your skin harbours so many of the
harmful things that are supposed to
penetrate into your body,” he explained.
He advised the Federal government to put
in place policies that would reduce the
consumption of Ponmo in Nigeria.
Celebrities / Re: Baby Blanche: "Why I Wear Lingerie And Not Panties" by nikkiehan(f): 5:54pm On Mar 05, 2015
naijainfogalery:
Sorry you wont have to because i don confess am tey tey and i made restitution every time, Heaven too sure
ok o sha kip on walking on d right path so we can be laughin together at d rit handsyd of God
Celebrities / Re: Baby Blanche: "Why I Wear Lingerie And Not Panties" by nikkiehan(f): 3:09pm On Mar 05, 2015
naijainfogalery:
On judgement day when God will be judging all this people, i will be on the right hand side of Jah, with my 3D glasses, having a wonderful time laughing off with all yall little little secrets
n I will laugh off ur secret too grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Some "Home Alone" Characters People Exhibit. by nikkiehan(f): 2:38pm On Mar 05, 2015
finkin loud i.e talkin to your self, imagin wat can happen n wat can not smiley

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