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DaDevin:
This is normal snowy day in Scotland
And if I remember correctly, it was -5° on this day.

Canada smiles

illicit:
Nigeria almost killed me

LOL

quote author=Sonnobax15 post=98349155]
I don ghost her sinceeeeeeeeee.[/quote]Na so e suppose be.
Don't trust all these daughters of Eve

Tenshades:
Rock climbing when I was around 8yrs...I miscalculated the distance between two close rocks, lost balance and was hanging between the rocks on my jaw (misconfigured dentitures). I got pushed up by my siblings with seriously bleeding jaw.


Back to 2005, I came back from school on one very Friday afternoon to continue my movies (weekend excitement). As I was about to plug the TV, the extension box top cover accidentally opened (old without bolts), then my thumb went straight on the naked electrified metals in the box. My thumb got glued to the box while I was feeling the continous horrifying movement of the electrical charges in my body draining my blood through my thumb. I shouted while flinging the box which refused to leave my thumb. I later smashed the extension box on the TV and it left my hand. Funniest thing was that my dad was in the toilet while I was shouting. He was peacefully dropping his bombs in the ocean and couldn't come out till he was able to finish his business.


Also while I was undergoing my I.T. with a surveying firm, we went for a leveling work while I was holding the leveling staff on field. The instrument man was giving me direction to move back for him to take readings while my sight was on his signs. He kept shifting me back while I held my staff up high. Unbeknownst to me, I was close to 'life wire' when light was on. Suddenly, I heard a heavy electrical spark with the sparks falling beside me. Then people started shouting. That's when I knew that the metallic staff I was holding had touched the 'wires' which caused the spark. The side of the staff which got in contact with the wire got burnt which the boss mustn't know about. How I wasn't electrocuted still remains a mystery to me till today.


Guy don escape many deaths sha o. Shey na road journeys we wan talk about? Abi line of fire when thugs fight?

Guy you sure say you no relate to Electrolysis? As in electricity too like you

Sonnobax15:


Op,thank you for at least giving me the chance to come and tell y'all the something that almost got me killed..

It all happened in the year 2014,back then in Delta State polytechnic,ozoro....There was this babe whom I had a crush on...An Edo girl for that matter..She was so beautiful and gorgeous...I wouldn't mind crossing the red sea just to protect the love of my life,so and so I thought to myself..Her love was also a reciprocal of mine as we both loved each other unconditionally..

Fast forward to 2016,I was already in ND2...Then a Niggar showed up and my girl started acting funny...I confronted her a couple of times but she kept insisting that he was just a friend she had known right from when they were kids...So I believed...But I still told my niggar's around to not hesitate to pass any information on her and the guy to should any pop out..

Not too long,she sent me a text telling me to stop pesting her..That she has a new guy now...
The truth was that I almost fought with the guy..but my roomie warned me, telling me that the guy was the number one man of one confraternity in school...Na once rain beat my feathers

Oboy! Plus the heartbreak too

I fear who no fear women.

Hope you have forgotten about her now?

uncleck:
While growing up I had many domestic accidents like yours. I only saw them as accident and nothing more. When I drank kerosene, if I sat down the seat would soak. It was terrible but I didn't panic. On two different occasions I landed inside hot boiling fufu pot with my hands. The signs are still on both of my wrists till date. Was it when I was walking in the street, a child wanted to throw a tin of milk to another child and it landed on my eyebrow. The scale is still here.

Or when I was in the village, I don't go to farm in the day time but at night. My father was the biggest yam farmer in my village. That year, laborers were already overwhelmed because where he farmed that year was not motorable. So we had to carry the yams with basin on our head to the yamban. So I I do leave home by 12midnight and come back once daybreak. That fateful night I walked into a herd of wild pigs. God saved me sha.

I took many risks while growing up. But let me highlight just three near death experiences I had.

1. That was when I was doing Keke business in owerri while waiting for serving. Immediately after environmental sanitation one Saturday morning I hit the road. Wethral road was so free without any form of holdup. So as i was trying to cross fireservice roundabout, an ENTRACO truck was racing towards the roundabout at full speed as if it d lost break. Unfortunately my keke stopped in the middle of the road directly in the direction of the truck. Being brave saved me. In less than a second I moved the gear to neautra, jumped down and pushed the keke with all my strenght to the othe side of the road while i jumped unto the road demacation. The truck zoomed accross like nothing happened.

2. The last day I did Keke business. Rochas had announced a ban on Keke within owerri. On the day of the deadline, I had just repaired something on the leg, but little did I know that the mechanic did not tight the nut very well. I loaded passengers from Emmanuel College heading towards Akwakuma with the intention going to wethral from there and then MCC my home. On getting to Amakohia flyover, I started hearing some sound from the wheel, the same sound that took me to mechanic in the first place. It was dark already, besides it was my last trip on Keke. But little did I know that the sound was caused by another thing altogether. Not long after that, I heard a loud sound and a feeling like I was flying. It was like a dream. The tire pulled off, Keke somersaulted. It landed behind a parked BMW. god saved me and my passengers.

3. While a student of GCU, I went outside the gate to get something. It started raining and I was drenched. Just before the school gate a car, whose driver probably had blurred vision , was racing towards me. (as a precaution, I always walk on the left side of the road). I was already by the bush and the Mercedes 190 was already on the course of crushing me. I jumped up fiercely and the driver, who now seemed to suddenly become alert, turned the wheel towards the main road. I landed exactly on the tracks of the front tire which happened to be where I jumped up from.

I've experienced numerous cases similar to these

Oboy ur own no be small oo
Most of the near death experience had to do with hustle.
One day sha hustle go pay well.


Could remember when one full bucket of was poured on me by my sis,it was a mistake tho.
Actually the water was meant for our Christmas chicken but I was the one that got peeled tho

Here to learn.

Make I no go give person pikin .....hurricane Amaka

This thread should be moved to the Joke section.
Haaa e don do

Zorani kee me

Kerosene: You may ask urself what were you doing with kerosene that it almost got you killed. Well guys never played with it but I drank it to my fullest

It happens on the night of 2004, i ate rice and beans that night,it was made by my mom( R.i.p mom ),then we had a blue Jerry can( about 10litres) we had two of them and one contained kerosene while the other was for water.i woke late at night(I was younger then,about 4y) and was extremely thirsty and you know back then kerosene was some kinda odourless or was it because of the congested nostrils I had? No body could tell;I drank to my FILL and went back to the bed,after some minutes I started coughing loudly and sneezing ( I was coughing out blood and sneezing blood).
According to my mom I was extremely weak and my eyes turned white(the black part of the eye rolled back).and the hospital we had at the village was far away so she was just helpless and an idea hit her,she rushed to the kitchen brought out palm oil and gave it to me and that was what saved me.

A year and half later i a HOE wanted to finish the work done by the kerosene.
I was in the kitchen sleeping while my mom and my sister's were cooking.I asked to go inside and sleep(guys I refused cos I was scared).
While I was sleeping in the kitchen my mom told my sis to bring one of the kitchen utensils that was on the 'rake' but she misunderstood her and went for the hoe,cos she was tall enough the hoe fell and landed on my fore head and within a split seconds,there was blood everywhere(thick ones) and hospital as usual was far away and i was loosing much blood,she had to improvise with the use of ,bitter leaf and handkerchief to stop the blood till the next morning before I was taken to the hospital for proper treatment.

N.B:I still have the scare on my fore head till date but it now looks more like a tribal mark(it's neatly lined)

It looks like the one below



Lalasticala

Come on guys let's talk

Hadampson:
Do I even need to listen them when I'm in a depression dispensing country

Sorry boss
E go better

NoFap123:
How much be the fee?

Meself wan join the Fam

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2. Fidelismaria
3. niklausefred
4. Hadampson
5. Jaycew ( POLAND)*
6. Subomi007
7. lamboladee
8. SaintHillary
9. Vhuqnl
10. Joohan
11.Paccus
12. Richdee1
13. ichbinbrait
14. Canih28
15. olioxx
16. Savagethe21st
17. aziza45442
18. 2Lynx
19.NoFab123 (new member)

NoFap123:
How much be the fee?

Meself wan join the Fam

The fee loyalty.
You wont have to derail travel threads and you will always call the crew when there's a new thread.

Remember don't be a troll

Welcome to the crew Mann

Baba Hadampson he wants to join

twilightsparkle:
Someone on FB message me ,,,, saying I look familiar )))))) and I replied ok ..and he blocked me just like that

Yo you female?

Why show the girl's face?
Is it really necessary?

This one Na 'Dovido'

nelem:
Yes boss. A peculiar trait with the upper midwestern-states (MN, ND, SD)

Thanks man.
You in the 'Usa too?

Hadampson:
Me too. I tap into his blessing for me and the rest of the crew, this type of news will not be scarce in our lives IJN/Insha Allah

Amen boss

Drenimarcus:
It snowed 6 inches today. Lol, I was thinking January is going to a less snow month but hey, it is Minnesota.

Seems like it snows more in Minnesota

Drenimarcus:
Snow plower. These guys are always working to ensure to get the snow off the roads for motorists and pedestrians. These guys are very under-rated but make lots of money in one day.

Is it a private company?

Drenimarcus:
yeah, arrived here June 30th,2019

Wow! I thought you've been there all ur life.

SaintHilary:
>>My honourable travel Landers, I greet you all. I want to say alot but time no dey, lemme go straight to the point.

>>So I got my UK visa in November, gees for MackayJnaija thread suppose know Wen I go for biometrics.

>>But the issue now is, I don't want to travel yet, not even this year sef as I have alot going on here and I can't afford to leave this country for one day. Buh my agent says and I quote "If you don't travel it'll affect your passport" And he didn't tell me ontime cus I for go during December Wen I went to Mauritius for quite time.

>>At this point l, I don't think I can travel anywhere to do under the table stuff, cus I want to travel Wen it's convenient for me, Hadamson no look me one kind abeg , not even to the UK again cus na condition make me choose am before.

>>So abeg, Is dere a way I can go about this? Will it really affect my passport? And in what way?

Justwise
MackyJnaija
Ibrahimovic42
niklausefred
subomi007
danny6552
skylane
lamboladee
Richdee1
vhuqnl
Joohan
Hadampson
Paccus

Oh boy this matter don tie plenty wrapper oo
Why don't you want to travel?

Blurpy:
Visa application submitted!
Visa loading din din din!!!

Op we wait on you....op we wait on you oooo

Drenimarcus:
2021 makes it the second full year in the U.S. I will update hopefully tonight. Happy Weekend and Stay safe.

Second full year??