₦airaland Forum

Blurpy:
Waiting to board

molbic:
the guy bin dey sell boutique for cotonou,.
but after following so many threads for travel section and asking which country to migrate to, people like Hadampson, Ugosample and co. convince am say na australaria australia in odumeje's voice ; na so the guy come sell everything com pack up say hi dey go australia

but he was on his last transit to australia when the plane stopped for Tajikistan and the pilot tell am say him don reach him final destination
Na so immigration com hollam say him papers na fake but they later release am sha but within one week the guy money finish,. him no know anybody for the country and the country is very racist dem never see black before.
Na so our guy come dey stranded for tajikistan abi na kazakhstan I no fit remember

yomi007k:
You no see the lady in white with elephant legs?

Shey that one self dey go club to burn the leg muscles abi?

LukasPodolski:
All the I love you katie, My everything Kate, facetime, my this my that Ended in High quality tears

SimplyFacts:
Here comes a Pastor


Anytime a colleague & his gf start their wahala, they are used to throwing abusive words at one another. The guy would always mention how unkempt the lady is down there. And the lady would reply by asking him why he still can't do without using his mouth on the so called unkempt part. Knowing the lady is a lazy & dirty type, I've stopped eating with him, not to mention eating any of his unfinished food or drinks

Petyprincess:
Thanks for asking,this morning it started again i was given paracetamol.

Petyprincess:
Hi good morning,this is today's breakfast.

Ahmad62:
Trump called Nigeria a shithole country... But I know even in my shithole country this won't happen

mitchyy:

Drenimarcus:
glad i can inspire you, trolls invaded that thread and it pissed me off jare. I will try and ignite it.

Hintona:
I'm about to try it sef.

Will post pictures soon.

Abini2012:
That's lovely.. That means you are still in school then.. I wish you all the best my brother

Abini2012:
No.. Cockney I believe is a London accent (one of anyway).. They said it’s what that middle class speaks. Hope you know there are about 40 or more dialects in the UK. In Coventry, I worked with a lady who spoke Geordie and I had difficulty understanding her most of the time

Chiggsglover:
The way I look at you when you start Conspiracy theory about the Vaccine.

Petyprincess:
They usually check my temperature two times a day but today my temperature is high,They kept asking me if i went to the sun or if I'm stressed, I told them i have body ache due to flight stress i just needed paracetamol which i was given they looked so disturbed i told them i have no corona that i will be okay by the end of today they said they will come check on me this evening.

Meanwhile i had this for breakfast.

Drenimarcus:
Nice one OP, quick question. Please, what is the aura in Mauritus like? How many days do you plan to spend post-covid quarantine? I asked because i deh find better country in the southern part of Africa as retirement. Botswana, Mauritius and Namibia are on my list. Thank you and have a pleasant stay.

Drenimarcus:
I pray you guys dream come true one day.