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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nilon: 11:03am On Dec 23, 2022
Havertz10:
Basketmouth and his wife are getting a divorce

That lady cheated, even without context, I know. not surprised at all.
basketmouth told the story of how he met her. She was a student of unilag and basket was already a star. According to him, he used to wait on the way to her hostel in order to speak to her.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nilon: 10:52am On Dec 23, 2022
andrewbaba44:
Ask Chelsea fans
i was thinking you wanted messi back in january
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nilon: 8:31pm On Dec 22, 2022
andrewbaba44:
At least you are where I no put am for casillas level

Neymar is a world class player ,mane is a world class player ,salah is a world class player ,it doesn’t mean they will be grouped on same level with Messi and co

Only God know who cover Valdez flaws ,when Messi was carrying the whole Barca from defense to opponent 18

Even yaya toure ,Adriano played as CB at some point and Valdez wasn’t still exposed ,won’t even talk about oleguer during rijkaard days
is Mikel obi world class?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Nilon: 8:20pm On Dec 22, 2022
Kilishihunter:
Messi's close to renewing with pii$G as reported by Fabrizio
Better for him there while we continue our rebuild
Messi will rebuild the team
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Nilon: 8:19pm On Dec 22, 2022
mostob:
Yea... 1 year extension
are you not buying him again
FoodRe: My Dodo (fried Plantains) Gallery. by Nilon: 7:58pm On Dec 22, 2022
mariahAngel:
Thanks. smiley


You will not be disappointed. cheesy Thanks.
Dem don use dodo swear for this one
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nilon: 7:25pm On Dec 22, 2022
Ronaldo is set to join Al nassr in a deal worth €200m per annum
HealthRe: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by Nilon: 6:14pm On Dec 14, 2022
UyaiIncomparabl:
You are good. You should consider writing "eroticas" for porn sites. Just kidding. grin

I am doing well, baby girl. Hope you are too.
are you a fan of big dicks?
PoliticsRe: Three Men Rape Male Commercial Tricycle Operator In Awka by Nilon: 6:09pm On Dec 14, 2022
sisisioge:
Chai! They took him to their HOUSE to commit the crime! Very smart ndi oshis! Good riddance to them! All of them and other rapists!
you know I've always had a huge crush on you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Nilon: 6:56pm On Nov 10, 2022
sod09:
Stupid media have started
'what went wrong at arsenal against Brighton '
Did we say anything is wrong
Arteta should have more sense even the fa cup we should leave it, Europa and top 4 should be the priority considering squad size
and go trophyless. Are you listening to yourself
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Nilon: 6:54pm On Nov 10, 2022
sod09:
Stupid cup Have hated it during wengay days
arsenal nearly won it in 2011
HealthRe: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by Nilon: 6:04pm On Nov 10, 2022
doggedfighter:
shocked shocked
Oh my !
I am not one of the popular members so how is it possible ?
are you married? I'm desirous of you
HealthRe: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by Nilon: 5:35pm On Nov 10, 2022
doggedfighter:
Or you want to know my sexual life better ?
why not? I've always been curious about you
HealthRe: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by Nilon: 4:57pm On Nov 10, 2022
doggedfighter:
grin grin
Is this how you ask questions ?
trying to know you better
HealthRe: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by Nilon: 4:55pm On Nov 10, 2022
skondo09:
From what you wrote.. it's seems you don't really last 5sec.. cos atimes, if you are not the athlete type and not induced, 5min is norm for first round..

Anxiety maybe the reason for what you are experiencing.. don't try to impress, and don't bring your past flaws memory back next time you are into it
do you feel nervous before sex
HealthRe: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by Nilon: 4:54pm On Nov 10, 2022
Ihatebuhariwith:
with cd or without? Cus me I no deh release with cd but I be 2mins man without cd
do you get tired after 2 minutes
HealthRe: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by Nilon: 4:51pm On Nov 10, 2022
Illegal1:
Bros...5min ontop kpekus no be beans,omoh no kill urslf ontop notin..do u best and leave the rest....
you are not a man. me I dey do 1 hour 30 minutes non stop
HealthRe: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by Nilon: 4:49pm On Nov 10, 2022
Tokskob2008:
You really don't need more the 5 mins as long as you are satisfied, I'm saying this because I feel it's because of the opposite sex you are worried about it so they don't see you as a weak guy.

Dude if you like go get help and go 3hrs there after that doesn't change the fact that they won't still complain about it later and your news ends up on that Igando/Ikotun PM NEWS for us to read on NL. All I'm trying to tell you is that you can't not satisfy "them" no matter what.
how many rounds can you go
HealthRe: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by Nilon: 4:48pm On Nov 10, 2022
brain54:
Reminds me a girl I dated way back in Jos…


Those days I was a player with many girl friends. This particular girl I could never go beyond 3 thrusts before shooting the gun. No exaggeration o! More like 3 secs man.

I felt something was wrong with me cos never happened to me before. But Its quite weird I would meet one of my other girlfriends just to confirm if it was me. But I will perform excellently well and with flying colors.

Then invite her over and same thing happens all over again. All the times we had sex I don’t think we went past 15 thrusts…which of course was an improvement from 3 thrusts.

I don’t think it was excitement about her body though ‘cos at the time I had way finer, cuter and more sexy girls I was shagging and this wasn’t happening.

And I really loved her because she was my gist mate and confidant unlike most of the others at the time. But I really found the sex frustrating.

One of the reasons we finally ended the relationship.
connect me
HealthRe: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by Nilon: 4:46pm On Nov 10, 2022
DaddyCK:
WHY?...Bro r u a robot?....ARE U GOING TO WIN OLIMPICK MEDAL FOR SEXXC??....After 15 second, am done......case closed. ..NEXT ONE!!! (REAL TALK) angry
are you a man at all
HealthRe: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by Nilon: 4:45pm On Nov 10, 2022
doggedfighter:
Getting by , dearie and you ?
have you had sex before
HealthRe: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by Nilon: 4:44pm On Nov 10, 2022
Cancri:
I the tell you him try me if I try highest na 2min.
fav position?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by Nilon: 4:35pm On Nov 10, 2022
1b8m:
can't find where to download my deployment letter, instead I am asked to verify my acct number. When I do, the system says the acct number is used by an already existing beneficiary.

I need help please
check your overview tab
RomanceRe: I Told Her Straight Up, I Want To Marry Her by Nilon: 4:31pm On Nov 10, 2022
Munzy14:
Marry from your side.. tongue
I'm detribalised
RomanceRe: I Told Her Straight Up, I Want To Marry Her by Nilon: 1:15pm On Nov 10, 2022
akbonus:
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
lied
RomanceRe: I Told Her Straight Up, I Want To Marry Her by Nilon: 1:11pm On Nov 10, 2022
Munzy14:
Normally emergency rice can happen on Saturday grin
But na concoction standard cheesy
connect me to one of your ibo sis make I turn am to Mrs
RomanceRe: I Told Her Straight Up, I Want To Marry Her by Nilon: 8:14am On Nov 10, 2022
Teespice:
I don't understand

You guys are the most vocal when you say things like "catch them young", " marry girls who are in their 20s".

This OP has taken the advice he has seen here severally and why am I now seeing comments like "a 20 year old has nothing to offer but her pusssy'

Na wa ooo. Poco was right after all.

OP, I sha wish you all the best.

The greatest disservice anybody will do to him or herself is to take advice from people who cannot say one thing and stick to it but will rather shift posts to suit the narrative trending at the time.
at what age did you meet your husband?
RomanceRe: I Told Her Straight Up, I Want To Marry Her by Nilon: 8:09am On Nov 10, 2022
Munzy14:
It depends on the type of rice you want chop.. cheesy
Monday left over rice?
Wednesday mid week rice?
Sunday rice?
Choose one? Local or foreign grin grin
Saturday rice

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