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pu7pl3:
At this point Jacki has chemistry with just about everyone 🔥🔥🤌🏿🤌🏿

R-truth would be soo proud of his childhood hero John Cena wherever he is.

who is R truth? I'm in the dark

Tale of a Queenbitch and her faithful simp. What has this world turn into.

Goodlady:
What a sad story!
It's started with pains (cos am sure that lady didn't agree with you that you should dis-flower her). And ended with pains when you lost the child.
And it ll be remembered with regrets if you didn't marry the lady. Afterall, she isn't HIV positive.
This life can be cruel.

am inviting you to my house. I won't touch you. I just want sb to cuddle

taylor89:
How entire family will be HIV carriers?

Them do group sex?

If it was the parents that’s understandable but I no come understand with siblings? Abi them drink am from water in the dinning table

This kind story be like wetin them buy for junction but what do I know. To even think you’re a medical doctor who ended his statement saying HIV is real

Which kind of Doctor? Native doctor? Abi which one

Anyways thank God for saving your life

Im not moved though bcuz Fvck dey hungry me like this

Don’t bother advising me about HIV, if i smell TOTO I go know wether e get HIV or not

you go suck toto? I get one babe, she like fùck. But u gas know how to suck. If you ready

majesticguy:
I am not really an authority or expect on the supernatural, so i wouldn't know. Although I think the closest to time travel one can get as regards the supernatural is Astral Projection AKA in and out of body experience.

long time ago, i saw a nigerian series involving the ghost of a young gal. One day, the ghost was talking to her mortal friend and she said spirits are not limited by time and space.

AHCB:
first off, your father is the bitch ass self-servicer, who should have wanked you inside his latrine, atleast he would have done us a very big favor, instead of having to read your stupid opinion Everytime, that is as dirty as that stinking hole full of unwashed shit you call anus.

have you fùcked her yet?

AHCB:
Hmmm. But the existence of other lifeforms other than us negates a whole lot of our beliefs.

True, the univers is way too big for us to be the only ones in it, then again, what if we are the only ones?, what if we aren't the only ones?, so far, have other planets that can support life discovered?

I honestly don't want to think of other life forms aside us, especially if it makes us not be on top the food chain.

i believe universe was setup for exploration and colonisation. The earth can't possibly be the only habitable place in the universe. There could be some planets out there waiting to be taken

majesticguy:
The time travel concept is an intriguing, fascinating but yet complicated concept. I think the complexity all stems from the fact that nobody has ever time travelled before, hence the different theories or school of thoughts out there.

One school of thought is of the opinion that we are all programmed towards a particular path on this Earth, you can't change your path, and should you have the ability to go back in time to change it, it's not going to work, as it must happen. This invariably, kills freewill in the present, and this realization is quite scary if you ask me.

Another school of thought is of the opinion that you can actually reprogram your programming on earth.......if somehow you travel back through time and influence your younger self or an important event which would in turn create an alternative timeline from the original timeline.

Truly, timed because

do you think time travel can be achieved thru supernatural means?

Octopusssy:
I have already made my point about the analysis in my response to Baddestguyp and I am not going to explain myself further to anybody. I will keep posting from that channel on this thread, word for word if possible. Believe what what you want; it ain't no skin off my nose.

But you? A pig you are, and a pig you will always be, basking in the slime and mud that is your home. Nothing will ever change that even in the very unlikely chance you decide to leave Nairaland for good. 'Old man' Naptu2 will keep serving you your medicine in the meantime.

You can now fück off forever to the dustbin

Post your own personally written review. We don't want stolen reviews. Ms copycat. Wole soyinka, chimanmanda adichie, oscar wilde, JK Rawling, your literary models never copied from anybody.

Exmilitant:
They stop sending me on such errand when I came back home two days later. Dem no see money, dem no see sugar.

I masturbate with that Joy soap like mad. Joy, Lux and Imperial leather soap was so creamy.

My father likes Imperial leather soap maybe because of the scent but, when he calculated the amount he spent on the soap every week, he switched to Tura soap.

when you start to dey fúck? I fùck my first gal at seven

Karleb:
Isn't this what everyone here does?

You all base your opinions and facts on Twitter posts and reddit discussions. Or why does everyone hates Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel again?

It's why anything that isn't mainstream doesn't fly here.

As long as you're not paying anyone to write a review, you should mind your business.

I must say, I hate those lengthy reviews tho.

most of them here writing long reviews do for clouts

Baddestguyp:
I didn't reveal that it was a copied review out of spite...

There's nothing wrong in getting inspiration for writing a review...but It just felt way too familiar

why do you speak from both sides of the mouth? It seems you are afraid of her after busting her ass. Don't be a simp like most niggas on this thread. I wont mention names. They know themselves. Continue asslicking the bitch

blowjohn:
Yes

do you have time 4 yoursef? How does it feel

Angelfrost:
Well, in developed nations, it is optional and comes with extra pay.

Can't say the same here in Nigeria... Most places, it is compulsory!

like 7 to 5 Monday to Saturday? What do you think?

blowjohn:
For a business like supermarket, the employees can resume work around 4pm.


Or they can rotate the Holliday.

If it's 1 day holiday, some come in the morning and like by 12. Some come by 12 and leave by 6pm.
Another come by ......


Omo e no work o.



Ok how about another idea?

Since we have like 20 Holliday days in a year, they can rotate it. Some for new years day, the next set for Muslim holiday, the next for children's day etc.


And ofcos for the religious holidays, christians Shud sub for Muslims and vice versa.


Na wetin I fit reason for now be that, I want ho chop.

you work on weekends?

Zionmdde:
Leave them. So during public holidays malls, eateries, recreation centre's, petrol station should all close up. Nepa staffs too, doctors, all going on public holidays
They just adopt modern slavery for oyibo and start using it without knowing the true meaning

which work timetable is okay by you?

Bfly:
Some jobs don't give room for public holidays. You should understand a supermarket opens regardless, eateries must open...

What most employees will not reveal is how they get paid to work overtime.

They have shifts also.

Don't generalise abeg.


Besides, employee only becomes a modern slave if he is underpaid or paid irregularly.

Monday to Sunday, is it okay?

Angelfrost:
Well, most companies I know rotate their staff with days off.


An essential business like Pharmacy, Hospital, Supermarket can't just shut down businesses because of public holidays.

is it ok to accept work on Saturdays?

NaijaMemes:
I was surprised that Octopusssy aka ishilove gave a lengthy and captivating review.

This is someone that lacks the ability to describe anything outside romance and local Nigerian literature.

Mtchew. When i said that people write reviews for clout.....fake life

You know, for once i used to she was original and responsible. I can't believe she could dabble into the act of stealing other people's work and turning it into her own.

Sixfeetbelle:
Reduce libido when he's with his wife, but does absolutely nothing to his libido when he's cheating? Please

what's your sex drive like?

internationalman:
Nice food..

But I wonder why grown-ups like ripe plantain

But I will pass cause I have phobia for foods that are too sweet.

your sperm must be bitter

updatechange:
Shey na my eyes nii abi how the girl come look so average like this




See my own beauty below ⬇️

you don fùckam?

ISSAKABA part 1 10/10
Solid drama. Sam Dede killed it. "ISAKABA go wound oh. ISSAKABA go wound oh"

Who remembers Ronaldo's goal against SD Compostela in 1996?

abduleez1:
I swear.... Me sef dey in shock.
The way him take wowo ehn for Lovecraft Country, I don write am off dey wonder how him go dey attractive to dem ladies.

One of the biggest beauty improvements I've ever seen.

he's fine like boris kodjoe

pu7pl3:
This boy just come sexy overnight sha

You are slow. The guy has been sexy since THE HARDER THEY FALL. I'm surprised you are noticing now.

BROTHERHOOD 2022

If you haven't seen this oscar winning movie, you are on a long thing. A tale of two brothers on the opposite sides of the law. Grab your copy now

Baddestguyp:
I have a good eye for these things...
I'm not always 100% right but I can 90% assure you that The Marvels will turn out to be trash

The best way to tell is mostly from the marketing and the focus of the movie

But then again, Marvel fanboys will defend whatever trash they're given as long as it's part of the MCU...
No matter how dumb an MCU movie is, it is highly unlikely to have bad ratings...

Afterall some MCU fans called She-Hulk and Moon Knight masterpieces

do you read your books at all? WAEC is coming oh