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Robnectar:
U are d one playing hard to get even when a niggah is tryna get ur attention,

na me go fúck obémbet laslas

EriMma1:
I don't see any reason why I can't as a woman when I feel like it. I mean... We are now married. He's my property and I can use him anyhow and any time I like.

As a woman, if you need your man, just start playing some kind " rough" play with him or touch him in places that will suggest what you want and if he's a sharp guy he'll understand. You don't need to tell him you want it. Just play with him.

The only time you should respect yourself is when you touch him and he says no, Leave him alone and bounce out like you don't care.

are you a virgin

Good news

WITCHES 10/10
Ikukumeku kumeku meku...ikukumeku ikukumeku kumeku meku
Suffer not a witch to live. Incredible movie

ShaqFu:
Cao is one of the moderators of this section. She's here as she post reviews and occasionally diss logicboy and baggestguyp on the beat for too much shalayeing. 😁😁😁

If you want to know the moniker of the moderator moderating a section, go to the end of any page of the section , after you see the monikers viewing the section, you'll see the moderators there.

lies. Cao is an African american hoe from Texas. She just come here once in a while to drop movies. Hi, Cao, it's your boy nas from the block. I'll see you this night at Steve's party. Bring your pistol and condom along

Lush100:
Please check your mail box tomorrow morning for details.
You are to resume latest on Friday morning by 9am

should graduate apply?

oliverano:
To be honest, PSG no get pull like that sha, it's just the money now. I think Chelsea are just being careful because if they over spend unnecessarily this time round, they may be very well be banned via FFP.

Just my thinking though because a footballer who's yet to achieve anything serious should not be considering PSG at all. Imagine a player like Kane going to PSG. Terribly run club!

For me, Ugarte is not showing enough ambition and he's ofcourse going for the money but I don't blame him.

The bag 💰 must be secured!

abeg go siddon one place if you have nothing sensible to say. What have the players Chelsea signed last season achieved so far? Your mudryk is a shadow of himself after hijacking him from arsenal.

andrew444:
Barcelona working on 3 sales to be able to sign Messi and gundogan

If you are selling anyone to sign a 36 year old Messi don’t touch 20 year old ansu fati and raphinha unless I will swear for this club

You can sell ferran torres ,Eric Garcia and alonslow ,then maybe add kessie to them since that one is good and will easily command 40 million unlike those bums

what about frenkie dejong?

PPIA:
What is the use of oversized breast and flat nyash

I am ok with D cup, big bubble butt with a 0.5 waist to butt ratio.

fav sex position?

Tenrack:
Baba all dawan no concern me. My black African women till I kiss the sky. God create dem specially with their wahala and all. We love em.

you suck toto?

saintkeppy:
Iffa catch you, Lol
My fair skin babe?, her doggy position is a beauty to behold, everywhere tight, her boobs wonderful. I guide her jealously, I no wan hear stories

come here for. let's talk man to man. we are brothers keepers. tomorrow I fit give you one babe make you fúck

saintkeppy:
C&E.
My current GF has a bigger version of that C, doggy can mek sense viewing from behind.

But still dey look that B for one eye cos I love fair ladies. . . you can call me Oliver Twist

I fit borrow your babe for one night stand?

jamesversion:
The Ashawo in me will fvck number A and still chase the rest afterwards.

you dey suck toto?

GOFRONT:
You see that D......That is Jecintha....I lash this babe that year nor be smal.

she is pinky inbetween.

she dey suck dick?

Baddestguyp:
Hypnotic ..........6.8/10


Watching this movie, I can see why some rated it very low and some others felt it was okay.

I think most of the people who gave this movie like 2/10 didn't get past the 40 minutes mark.

The first 40-50 minutes or so felt like the worst movie I'd seen in 2023...
I knew there had to be a twist, cos the movie couldn't be that bad...

I had several ideas for the twist including the Rourke being the bad guy or that Lev Dellrayne didn't exist...etc

I hoped the twist would somehow explain the bad writing decisions and make everything make sense

The twist came and everything did make sense


However this movie still suffers from an execution problem. The idea isn't bad, but the execution had problems. A lot of the plot points were set up earlier...a lot was foreshadowed but when it came to the execution, it wasn't done well

A major plot issue here is how hypnotics powers work. I believe it was said that they manipulate through the brain...i.e make people see a different version of reality.
For some weird reason this hypnosis seems to work on someone miles away even before they were in any close proximity. For example the division agents were under the hypnosis of Rourke's daughter right from miles away in Helicopters even without them being anywhere near contact.
It's even likely that she hadn't met many of them ever in her life, yet they were already under her hypnosis.
Things like this break the entire rules and power system set up previously


For the twist, while the twist could be said to be good, everything that came after was badly executed and mostly predictable. The plan of Rourke had many holes in it...same as that of the division
E.g Rourke being allowed by the Division to take his daughter away. For someone they were grooming that way with so much plans, there was no reason to let her out of their sights. Anything could happen, her parents could hide her, she could be involved in a random accident, a third party with spies in the division could take her etc

It makes no sense that an agency like that with their high tech didn't have a decryption AI to decrypt a code like Lev Dellrayne being very similar to the name of a street?
That they somehow had no info about his past that he lived with surrogate parents for many years?

Rourke's plan to lure every division agent out to kill them was laughable


He somehow bet that an entire agency would send every single agent out to get him? And they wouldn't have any more agents at their base?
If he killed the ones that came, shouldn't they have more to send after him?

He somehow bet that they wouldn't snipe him out of their helicopter or car? But instead all would come out in the open like idiôts against a hypnotic?

The after-credits scene didn't even make any sense. The division leader foôled Rourke, his wife and his daughter (the strongest hypnotic alive) easily.
Then why did they need the daughter in the first place

The division had hypnotics on their teams but couldn't use another two to breed and form another child as a backup plan?

have you watched Now You See Me? phr0nesis, octopusssy

Baddestguyp:
Can't believe I typed all that in about 15 minutes.

Didn't even know when the review became that long lmao

do you know Roger Ebert, Richard roeper?

Karleb:
Bro, 15 minutes is a lot of time. So don't make it seem as if you didn't type that deliberately.

You also don't need to apologize for typing long reviews. We no dey vex as we no even read am.

were you one of those who requested for extra sheet in the exam Hall?

Goodlady:
We dey do that one too? We too mumu o!

come to my house. let me give you fuel for free

pu7pl3:
At this point Jacki has chemistry with just about everyone 🔥🔥🤌🏿🤌🏿

R-truth would be soo proud of his childhood hero John Cena wherever he is.

who is R truth? I'm in the dark

Tale of a Queenbitch and her faithful simp. What has this world turn into.

Goodlady:
What a sad story!
It's started with pains (cos am sure that lady didn't agree with you that you should dis-flower her). And ended with pains when you lost the child.
And it ll be remembered with regrets if you didn't marry the lady. Afterall, she isn't HIV positive.
This life can be cruel.

am inviting you to my house. I won't touch you. I just want sb to cuddle

taylor89:
How entire family will be HIV carriers?

Them do group sex?

If it was the parents that’s understandable but I no come understand with siblings? Abi them drink am from water in the dinning table

This kind story be like wetin them buy for junction but what do I know. To even think you’re a medical doctor who ended his statement saying HIV is real

Which kind of Doctor? Native doctor? Abi which one

Anyways thank God for saving your life

Im not moved though bcuz Fvck dey hungry me like this

Don’t bother advising me about HIV, if i smell TOTO I go know wether e get HIV or not

you go suck toto? I get one babe, she like fùck. But u gas know how to suck. If you ready

majesticguy:
I am not really an authority or expect on the supernatural, so i wouldn't know. Although I think the closest to time travel one can get as regards the supernatural is Astral Projection AKA in and out of body experience.

long time ago, i saw a nigerian series involving the ghost of a young gal. One day, the ghost was talking to her mortal friend and she said spirits are not limited by time and space.

AHCB:
first off, your father is the bitch ass self-servicer, who should have wanked you inside his latrine, atleast he would have done us a very big favor, instead of having to read your stupid opinion Everytime, that is as dirty as that stinking hole full of unwashed shit you call anus.

have you fùcked her yet?

AHCB:
Hmmm. But the existence of other lifeforms other than us negates a whole lot of our beliefs.

True, the univers is way too big for us to be the only ones in it, then again, what if we are the only ones?, what if we aren't the only ones?, so far, have other planets that can support life discovered?

I honestly don't want to think of other life forms aside us, especially if it makes us not be on top the food chain.

i believe universe was setup for exploration and colonisation. The earth can't possibly be the only habitable place in the universe. There could be some planets out there waiting to be taken

majesticguy:
The time travel concept is an intriguing, fascinating but yet complicated concept. I think the complexity all stems from the fact that nobody has ever time travelled before, hence the different theories or school of thoughts out there.

One school of thought is of the opinion that we are all programmed towards a particular path on this Earth, you can't change your path, and should you have the ability to go back in time to change it, it's not going to work, as it must happen. This invariably, kills freewill in the present, and this realization is quite scary if you ask me.

Another school of thought is of the opinion that you can actually reprogram your programming on earth.......if somehow you travel back through time and influence your younger self or an important event which would in turn create an alternative timeline from the original timeline.

Truly, timed because

do you think time travel can be achieved thru supernatural means?

Octopusssy:
I have already made my point about the analysis in my response to Baddestguyp and I am not going to explain myself further to anybody. I will keep posting from that channel on this thread, word for word if possible. Believe what what you want; it ain't no skin off my nose.

But you? A pig you are, and a pig you will always be, basking in the slime and mud that is your home. Nothing will ever change that even in the very unlikely chance you decide to leave Nairaland for good. 'Old man' Naptu2 will keep serving you your medicine in the meantime.

You can now fück off forever to the dustbin

Post your own personally written review. We don't want stolen reviews. Ms copycat. Wole soyinka, chimanmanda adichie, oscar wilde, JK Rawling, your literary models never copied from anybody.