₦airaland Forum

Neldrizzy:
hehe no worry, proper get together de come, al of us here go sit down 4 one place gist,laugh, eat,drink, snap, chyke...

I dey plan party sef, after matric... But na money kill am. If una ready sha, we fit do am. Benin Hotel halls too cost

Lolzzz ma first page.
I dedicate this page to God almighty... My Parents... Chaii... My daddy in the lord... My babe.... All them Fwesh Unibenites... To my future wife and children, i just want to say, i love you all

Neldrizzy:
lol, oga hw na?

i dey cook soup for house...
Chaii ma phone bin dey down.
Lolz...
Seriously the rain wey fall that time ehn... I fear

3coins:
lolzz. . . .no mind am. . .i no see you too sha

na only Viccipedia and Neldrizzy wey ah bin get their number then na... ah no comot for house till exam start, except for evening stroll sha #serious_jacking

3coins:
it rained everyday that period. . . Rain beat me and naijaboiy taya that period. . . That brother tried for me sha.


Neldrizzy. . Remember that law dean wey dey speak big grammer for our head that day?

Neldrizzy bin dey form don for my head then

Hahahaaha. Stripped the big boss? Not possible

Lol

herald9:
Who doesn't know Tallesty... Did you school in......

yeah... Oudagogou

herald9:
Culled from Tallesty1's diary

a nairalander? You never know, naija got talent.

Emperorking20:
A young guy named Johnny once lived in Asaba, Nigeria. None of his classmates liked
him because of his stupidity, especially his
teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You
are driving me crazy!"
One day Johnny's mother came to the school to
check on how he was doing. The teacher told
his mother honestly, that her son was simply a
disaster, getting very low marks and had never
seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching
career!
The mother was shocked at the feedback,
withdrew her son from the school and even
moved to another town!
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with
an incurable heart disease. All the doctors
strongly advised her to have an open heart
operation, which only one surgeon could
perform. Left with no other options, the
teacher decided to have the operation, which
was successful.
When she opened her eyes after the surgery,
she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at
her! She wanted to thank him, but could not
talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised
her hand, trying to tell him something but
eventually died!
The doctor was shocked and was trying to
work out what went wrong. When he turned
around, he saw our friend Johnny, working as a
cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the
oxygen equipment to connect his phone
charger!
Don't tell me you thought that Johnny became
a doctor? ‪#‎ LOL‬

Moral of the story: Nigerians charge their phones everywhere.

Good morning Pals!!!

now thats a story, not this shii u can predict the end from the beginning

dozieinspired:
sir, abi it is to meet mama and taste the product before buying it

chww her parents are in London now i've told you a secret

dozieinspired:
did u eat the forbidden fruit last night

no sir i didn't, i just took her home

Suley316:
why did you sedate CJPresh and drop her in your bamboo hammock

CHISOS!!!! Did you just call ma 7x6ft wide bed a bamboo hammock? be careful before u start World War III

mesoade:
Wetin u dey tok

hian dey wan kee me oo
na joke ah dey joke oo

Suley316:

what i do?

Okay i know we all angry with Naija losing out out of the 2015 AFCON lets have something to laugh about.
Yesterday there was widespread jubilations in Ivory Coast as they qualified for the AFCON 2015 despite a barren draw at home to Cameroun well thats not the high point of the news.
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After the game the Ivorien fans ran into the pitch, every player got away but... Dear old Gervinho couldn't, he was caught and someone stripped his tug Lol... He had to run with his third leg dangling.
Wait lemme laugh....
Pinshures after the cut jor

Morning peoples *yawns* *taps around the bed* wey CJPresh?

chizzy94:
Prospective Engineering Students whichever one - Chemical, Petroleum, Mechanical, Civil, Production, Structural et al. Should hit 'Like' or 'quote' me. Let see how we get on from here.

You can also follow me on twitter @ASAP_CHizzy. I follow back.
Let us work our way to the University of Benin. Greatest Gbo Gbo!!

Hian!! Chizzy, trying to form Moses crossing the red sea #ThrowbackWednesday

Suley316:
... Seems we are goin the same way

lolz... #throwBackWednesday

RileyFreeman:
what!!!!! + + = 3



My brother, Good thing you visited this thread before purchasing the form.

The subjects are;

1. English Language.
2. Government/ History
3. C.R.S
4. literature in English

that moment when it dawned on Neldrizzy :p #throw_back_wednesday

Neldrizzy:
INTERNATIONAL STUDIES and DIPLOMACY (ISD) aspirant like ♍ε̲̣̣̣, hallaaaaaaaa #neldrizzy

lmbo his second post #throw_back_wednesday

chizzy94:
Looool.
Nigga if say you no enter Uniben this year you for done commit suicide be that oh .
#ThrowBack

seriously... That should be fun... #throw_back_Wednesday

CJPresh:
I must greet y'all
How una dey?

wetin CJ find come here? come siddon for my side

I vote Naijaboiy
I vote Emperorking20
I vote Tosyne2much
I vote KiddaBlingzz
I vote Chrisviral

seriously you're up to twenty and your goal is to "...be the best in all that you do" seriously? Chaii naija

Victorious1:
My night was super awesome...thanks to you!

are u on whatsapp or BBM?

Victorious1:
Hahaha.....you dey collect the jacket back You no try at all; ah vex for you! :@

Before u wan carry my Jacket go? Anyway sha, Fortunate was drunk so i had to drive you home, You fell asleep in the car and i carried you to the bedroom, put you to bed at home

kulkatty:
Please who is going for the experience here

what experience

efedua:
I just sit doon dey watch u. fortunate just dey calm because bottle never finish

bia Fortunate... You are drinking before you drive her home?
No worry give me the keys

Victorious1:
No dear, thanks. My head is aching already from the too many tears I shed on efedua...I think what I need now is rest..
Bye Nimen, bye house and Good night everyone!

Goodnight... Let my driver drive you home, don't forget to give him the jacket when you reach home... Wey Fortunate? Come drive her home... Don't touch her smooth skin