veekid:
Go and find one private sec school; begin teach biology and chemistry o jare

Abiiiiiiiiiii

otipoju:
Where is Dele Alampasu ?

My brother, I was dazed when I didn't even see him in the Olympics team. The guy shld not be allowed to fizzle away like dat.

End tyme congregation.

He go draw dat lady tire

BeeBeeOoh:
I've come to notice that slim guys loves to manage oceanic banks

Yes ooooooo. U are 100% rite

We called our Intro Tech "BORING TOOLS" cos he taught the topic for a whole term

fotadmowmend:
Trumpet nairaland version

jhyde101:
Is that trumpet?

enoqueen:
Again??


She Shouldn't stop giving him money, else.....

GBAM! U gorrit

soberdrunk:
The worst 'play' you can do in Nigeria this period is to mistakenly wear 'snake costume' say you wan 'play' or 'scare' someone..................

sarrki:
Waste him

So simple.!

Rhotiz:
This E moni wife chest na die

Woo, o ga ju.

Bisiebae:



OMG, I'm so sorry I'm seen this way. . Good day Sir.

No, it is "ma"

Bisiebae:





excuse me, do I know you?

Yes, you do. Always take it izi online abeg. How Lizzy, ur 6ta?

THERE IS HUNGER IN THE LAND. OLUWA, GBA WA

When a minister shares name with a brand of beer, nothing serious should be expected from him

Bisiebae:
Its daddy upstairs that is helping you, you jokes are boooooring die. Mention me and suffer

AIS head girl Abi? Na so you be online Abi? Vicckkyyyy I catch you today

Ayaba

Oponu

Chai. Tobi Adeyemi don suffer for Nairaland. Her mum is a newscaster with AIT. Her mom's name is Deola Adeyemi. Tobi had her elementary school at Jacobs Model school in Sango-Ota and proceeded to Ota Total Academy for her secondary education. She had her university Education at UNILAG and currently having her NYSC. She has two siblings by name Tomiwa Adeyemi and Feyi Adeyemi. Tomiwa is now a model while Feyi is also in UNILAG

Eyahhhhhhhh.......... I pity the groom in advance

Very useless pple

Ssheun:

Abi nah,but patiently waiting for dat tablet/capsule/syrup o

Okay no wahala buh nothing goes for nothing ooo.

Cadamlk:
This guy is a chronic attention seeker. .

That's just it