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Might even be possible that her family did not ask her to get the money from you. She definitely knows you wouldn't state it on that day. So the money is actually hers to keep.

It just doesn't make sense why her family would demand money from you their "visitor" (which is what you still are) to cook and entertain you and your own folks.

Even if you can afford the money, which I feel is the reason she's demanding it in the first place, the question becomes why is she acting as if you Guys are still in the boyfriend/girlfriend stage where she lies to get money from you?

Preshie:
She didn't suck the stuff out oo. She put a mixture of 92% water and 8% detergent into the ball-like container, capped it bac, inserted the nozzle into my anus and emptied its content into me. The tool is a bigger version of that black cylindric ball that nurses press when they want to check one's blood pressure.

I can't remember precisely what caused it, but I knew I had constipation and couldn't "pupu".

By the way, that stuff is NOT meant ONLY for children. When one has severe constipation, that's when the person appreciates it and bless whosoever was the inventor.

I guess that was some kinda enema treatment where the water and detergent acted as stimulants to your bowels or something like dissolvent or poo softener..

I can only imagine... Never experienced constipation before, maybe because I drink more water when eating than eating the meal itself

After killing him and closing in on him severally, he has finally escaped..

Shekau was a fictional character that kept reincarnating after the first one was killed. EOD

Pretty girl
She's light skinned
Cute nose .. Nice Rack Mi love her incisors and cheek bones
When I saw the lips on her dp, something came to mind

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She's short.. summer1 Biko, tell us that's not your height in the last pix? That you ain't same height with half the door's height..


Back to op, Boombay, you really need to quit NL.. You don't trust your gf again and now you're cheating on her by professing love for someone else

Preshie:
This thing "saved" me about 4 years ago. I can't remember if it was my not visiting the toilet in a while or my poor eating habits that caused me to have constipation. I tried all I could - drinking water, drinking milk, drinking tea; the faeces just stubbornly refused to budge.

I was still seeing it as a joke when one day, I was deeply pressed. I went to the toilet and tried again, it didn't come out . I opened my legs wider, my anus was just hurting but it refused to come out. I was already crying. I didn't even have any more strength left in me to stand. I just went to the parlour and laid down flat on my stomach, naked like an Eve.

Thankfully, only my mom was at home . She got that thing (I don't know the name), put a little detergent and inserted it into my rear region. She repeated the process for about 4 times before I felt some relief. Even at that, it still took me pushing like a preggy woman before it came outout . Oh boy! My rear ached me for a while because of the excessive stretch. *whispers*...I wonder how gays do it .

...and that's the end of my story .

So what exactly did she do? Or what does the device do? Did she suck out part of the fecal matter or what?

If you don't mind me asking, in your own case, what do you think caused your problem?

Ok

Wanna get laid?

1. Start a beauty pageant in Nigeria. 2. Give it any name
3. Print flyers/banners, make radio jingles
4. Get your guy friends and two or three females
- Judges
- Make up artist
- Trainers (Dancing, cat walking etc)
5. Print your tickets or bank accounts were their fees are to be paid in

6: Make money while getting laid

PS: you must have gotten one fruit juice company or "pure water" company to print their banner as sponsors

MoNickk:
oh ok. Please I love everything about badgirlriri. She can sing no wrong in my eyes.

Yup.. She sings well.. Reason I got all her albums and hit singles.. The only artist so... But I still just don't like her like, I Don't Like her... Lol

MoNickk:
pls tell me u enjoy Edward mayas music

Not exactly.. Stereo love is just about it.. Would have called eminem but wanted another name with letter E. I do Nicole Scherzinger, Tinashe (have their latest albums) and Rihanna.. For riri I have all her albums.. Though I don't like her personality

N: Nicole Scherzinger
I: Iggy Azalea
T: Tinashe
E: Edward Maya
F: Florida
U: Usher
R: Rihanna
Y: Young Jezzy

Narcissism: A Personality Disorder where you have an abnormal desire for ones self, where you lack empathy, and unconscious inadequacy of self esteem, due to regression of child development. Also a delusion that you are more important than everyone else.


Is he a narcissist? Nah...., He's just ridiculously good looking...

danyel09:
my broda u can't tell on this forum oo, imagine I woke up dis morning to see that I could not comment on a story I av bin following, "The Cartel" by Nitefury. That anti spam stuff banned me, and I checked but could not see any good reason for that ban

sorry sire

As usual, the man dresses decently but the women leaves nothing to the imagination..

(Black) Women are architects of their own problems walahi.. The love of undue attention...

Abeg where's better pikin, Chimamanda Adichie.. Come and show this lady who featured you on her hit track "Flawless" how to dress decently and still be a celebrity or a feminist

SAMBARRY:
That woman will not spend 10 more minutes in my home. I'll fling her stuffs out I care less if it's 2am. There's no how a paedo will stay under my roof especially when kids are around. Paedo and children are like paper near a burning candle. Their destruction is irreparable.whether she sleeps in the bustop or in a bush e no consain me. Rapists and pedos shouldn't be around children. The havoc is terrible. In fact the friendship is over

To say she found it expedient to defend herself claiming to have been under the influence of alcohol shows she unrepentant and would jump on another person if the chance presents itself.

Chiam55:
I can't read the op hun but we need harsher punishments for these kinda sicko. A woman and a fellow mother? Did I hear that correctly?
I'm gonna throw up in my mouth. Kids mother hope she killed the monster.

lol... I'm not sure she killed the lady.. That would have been a different story altogether. I think she only severed ties with the lady..