₦airaland Forum

Let the party begin.

They said Lizard is the next thing after Jollof Rice.

Yes

We are coming.

Skimpledawg:
It's still early young man.


Greet the Uncles and Daddies here first

Uncles and Daddies, we are coming. In Moyes, we trust!

Shekpites, we are having a party at 3:30pm today. Get ready to host us. Thanks.

Hazard kor, Lizard ni.

jummolami:
I did with IDP.

about 20 candidates in total. No head phones. but I had 6.5 in listening alone others very good.

No head phones, were you able to hear the conversations effectively without headsets? Also, was the speaking module friendly?

Thank you.

All these oriyomi wins by Man City......okay o. E go soon dry.

airmark:
I am not jobless bro, you are the one roaming the streets of adamawa after your service year, looking for where to paste atiku's posters.

I called your attention,cos dayo came with something different from how you saw matic :

Jesu!

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Sheeet!

Mo Sallah! This party go mahhd

Please, we start with 'Ijekuje'.

hardeycute:
Did you watch the First half?

Don't mind him jare.

This Lukaku eh, I don't understand him o, loosing chances upandan, this is not acceptable o. Thank God we have options.

Leyqute:
See what happens when you go into a mind with the mindset of getting a draw. Useless players

Very useless players and manager. They sold the match.

This Jollof guy should fuvk off. He just spoilt our record. Stooooopid boy!

zizzo:
@ Nitrogen pls send me the phone...we can meet on Saturday.

Gimme yours, I will call or send a message to you on watsapp.

DP

2m..........can we meet this weekend? what about mileage? any issue with the car? why are you selling?

raumdeuter:
I think chic2imp was not talking about Naira.

Oh yeah. You are right, and he is correct. Charterholders earn big outside Africa (aside SA).

chic2pimp:
Goodluck Bro. That shyte isn't easy but would be worth it in the end. One of my friends is earning over 200K(and increasing)a year now. I am seriously considering it tbh. Let me know How it goes in December. I'm sure you'd smash it.

200k, is that one money? If you have the charter, you should be earning over half a million naira.

Ibime:
I'm sure exams can be sat in Nigeria cos many Nigerians have it. Just go through the CFA website. Its 3 exams - June every year you can write one exam only, although you can write the first exam in December. You'll need 300 hours revision time to dedicate plus £1.2k fee for each exam. They only pass the top 40% of people in each exam so it's something you have to be totally ready for.

Nah, I think that only Ghana, Southafrica and Egypt have centres in Africa.

Not many Nigerians have it, there are less than 1000 charter holders in Nigeria.

Mehn, I can't wait o. Shekpe should just do unbeaten till the end of the season o, else their thread on nairaland go suffer.

Nihilist:
Nitrogen forgot that he's a supposed to be an inert gas.

See explosion all over the thread crying like he's got toothache.

DJ please give this guy Jaekay- Toothache.

Hehehe!

No worries na, we are patiently waiting. Honestly, we wait!

I will be right in front, trying to rape your thread!

All the best!

I can't believe that this mother.fucker spent about 400m in two years in order to play shyte against top teams. This is ridiculous, these days, nobody plays rubbish against the top six clubs, and expects to win the league. What the heck!

God, I watched Man City against Arsenal some hours before our game, and I couldn't hold it. Seamless free-flowing and attacking football. Yes, they lost concentration at some point, and their defence wasn't that okay, but I still couldn't hold it. How can a team has Aguero, Silva, Jesus, Debruyna (whatever that is called), Sane, Sterling, etc? What?

Jose should be careful, we win either the EPL or the Champions League, else he gets the sack at the end of the season.

Rav 4, 2m naira

Oasis007:
"If you want to speak about his [Shaw] words - I would be very disappointed if his words were different. For me, they are the perfect words. I'm always disappointed when a player has a new manager, the new manager becomes the best and the old manager becomes very bad.

"Football is full of examples of lack of character, Luke Shaw was just honest. The manager that helped him to come to the first team, the manager who brought him to the best point of his career.

"It's a manager that he doesn't forget, it's a manager that he likes a lot and it's a manager that maybe one day he would like to be reunited [with] again."

- JOSE MOURINHO

Simple from Mourinho.

'Nice one son, no hard feelings. You are one useless kid I wouldnt want to waste my weapon of bad words on. Just know that I can make you, mar you, and make you again. Ask my current favourite son.....LukAkU'.

Oasis007:
Can't we just move away from comparing Sir Alex Stint at United with Jose?!

How many Years did he take Zidane to win La Liga, UCL (twice) and some few Cups?! How many Years did he take Pep Guardiola to win 2 UCL Titles and many others?!

Jose Mourinho is not signed to compete with Sir Alex Stint and Records, rather he's signed to create his own Records.

Is it a Crime that some Fans are being realistic?! Is it a Crime some Fans are asking for good Football?! Is it a Crime some fans are demanding for fearful Team to be built by JM?!

Its annoying many of you are taking it personal, and whether United win, draw or lose - the Players will get paid. Thus asking to be entertained by the Team ain't a Crime!

I thought you were going to talk about league titles and not UCL. It can take someone just two years to win two UCL trophies, but not two years to win eight league titles.

I dont like what is happening to the team. It is however important to accept whatever method will get us back to winning trophies. Stop criticizing the manager's approach, we all know he is accustomed to a certain method, and the method is quite effective, we have to support him till he leaves the club.

Simples!

It took Ferguson 26 years to win 13 League titles and 2 Champions League trophies (same club, same league).

It took Mourinho 14 years to win 8 league titles and 2 Champions League trophies (different clubs, about 4 leagues).



Attack, attack attack!

Not happy with Mourinho, but it would be good if we tone it down a bit.

Nawa o, Mourinho messed up big time. See Tottenham dealing with Liverpool.

Liverpool will concede up to five goals today.

Well, my office?

No update. Only thing I can remember is that I got my CFA Charter certificate yesterday (finished the exams last year), and was like "So that's it?, wow! what next?"

But then, a minute later, I figured it out. I will go for my MBA in a top school in US or Canada or France sef, then write CAIA.

Permit me to say that I love anything finance, I have done risk management, investment banking, financial advisory, audit and accounting and fixed income trading. All within 3 years and 2 months. Currently, I am with a mini infrastructure focused DFI. And I love it here, less stressful and fuvking challenging.

What I do? I structure infrastructure deals. I assess companies that are infrastructure focused, and get my company to invest in them, then I do some sort of portfolio management. Simple? NOT REALLY.

My typical day? I will gist you later.

Bye!

PS. Respect to Jarus (Egbon of life) and Blank (CFA madam).