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Mogbe, see Morata!

In wengay we trust.

SetrakusRa:
i've ordered for high-end musical instruments already.

i predict lots of wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Yes, Small Doctor will be our artiste tomorrow o. Don't worry, I will settle the bill.

We need to go rent canopies now o, and buy drinks. Owambe things tomorrow evening.

Jesus! Am freaking happy!

lalaboi:
I don sign jare . . and i am binning it like i never received it. . . We dey talk better thing, person dey rap for my head. I am not here for that abeg. If he wants to battle, make e go Rap battles thread find youngies to do that with.

I am proud i was able to bring some change to the way the dude write on here sef. . If this was 2 weeks ago. it would look like the bellow


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For 10 straight lines. . .

We out!

Jesus of Ojuelegba!

No, this is not fuxking fair.......nah, not at all.

Leyqute:
Since that's how you want it, how bout we only compare Mou and Pep's spendings for their first 9 years as head coaches? Do the math.

Makes sense!

raumdeuter:
Career transfer spend:

Pochettino – £232m
Klopp – £284m
Conte – £440m
Wenger – £732m
Guardiola – £850m
Mourinho – £1.23 BILLION

Chelseafan1

What? DK, you should not be doing this na.......

Mourinho started his managerial career in 2000, Pep started in 2008, Pochettino in 2009, Conte in 2006.........

Only Wenger started before Mourinho, now tell me what that means. Dont just throw numbers around, try and always make sense of the numbers. Abeg!

lalaboi:
Only an airhead will openly say things like Porto and Liverpool went into the champions league the season they won it with the mind of Winning it.
Porto, an Uefa cup champion from the previous season didn't even have the thoughts until the later stages.

But no, a certain sule on Nairaland is pushing an agenda that Chelsea should be aiming to win the Champions league even when he complains that we dont have the ideal striker and the ideal defenders on the left side. So how are you feeling that confident and expectant?

No time for long talk before person jumble long epistle together without spacing to dey give mans headache.
Ideally i nor dey bother read but mehn, dem deliver mail, i gats open am to see if its worth my time. It wasnt.

Mehn, this one pass my level o, did you just give someone a nairaland title..........Mr. Sule of Nairaland

Its not fair o..

lalaboi:
Only an airhead will openly say things like Porto and Liverpool went into the champions league the season they won it with the mind of Winning it.
Porto, an Uefa cup champion from the previous season didn't even have the thoughts until the later stages.

But no, a certain sule on Nairaland is pushing an agenda that Chelsea should be aiming to win the Champions league even when he complains that we dont have the ideal striker and the ideal defenders on the left side. So how are you feeling that confident and expectant?

No time for long talk before person jumble long epistle together without spacing to dey give mans headache.
Ideally i nor dey bother read but mehn, dem deliver mail, i gats open am to see if its worth my time. It wasnt.

Jesu!

Funke! Funke!

Yeeeeeehhhh!

Hehe, I think that Morata will be fine.

Meanwhile, I foresee a situation where Morata scores in his first three premiership games, and bigkesh shouts 'fuxk them Morata haters, he is a baller' trying to throw shades at airmark...............

Maybe you guys should consider having him as a super-sub sef to keep his amazing goals stats.

Una Don start.....huh?

Person wey Chelsea Jersey no fit.

All these Chelsea fans/supporters should hold it! They are allowed to troll man utd guys (us) as they wish, but we should not "harmlessly" troll them.

No worry, e go soon clear for una eyes!

See trolling! when season never start.

bigkesh:
Hensben,you have my approval. Enlighten them bro

hensben:
They can't just swallow the truth...smh

Ode meji!

bigkesh:
The brain needs less of Nitrogen and more of Oxygen

N2 won't help you man

You haven't said anything. Your Conte lost the battle when Wenger snatched FA cup from him.

bigkesh:
Stop embarrassing yourself Ogbeni

Kante was 3rd choice behind Naingollan and Pjanic

Don't tell us what Ranieri did,tell us Jose couldn't do it with the most expensive team in EPL history

So winning the league with Kante,Hazard and Costa is not an achievement when I know a manager that didn't finish top 5 with
Herrera that is "better" than Kante,
The most expensive player ever,
Ibrahimovic,
Eric "better than Luiz" Bailly
A Mkhi that we were told is better than Hazard

A manger that got all his 4 targets




Even 'Awwwwwwwwn' has more "W" than United had at home last season

Oya party tonight with your L

Oga, Mourinho did edge out Conte last season. That is what you don't know.

Meanwhile, you better 'Negodu' now, before someone 'panel beats you tonight.

softwerk:
Get well soon my handsome crush

Every time I watch you in the middle of the post, I always imagine you in the middle of my thighs

Receive your healing in Jesus' Name! Amen

Omo ale re o............shuuuuu!

This true?

AS Monaco have accepted a bid from Manchester United for Chelsea target Tiemoue Bakayoko.

The Daily Star says Bakayoko appeared all set to join Chelsea - with Nemanja Matic going to Old Trafford - but the move was suspiciously slow in finalising.

Jose Mourinho has now swooped to beat Chelsea rival Antonio Conte to another signing after landing Romelu Lukaku.

It would be a double blow for Conte should Mourinho land the 22-year-old, as his arrival would scupper any deal for Matic, who the Blues boss is ready to ditch.

Bakayoko and Chelsea never agreed on personal terms but United have showed they won't make money an issue after landing Lukaku by paying big bucks to his agent Mino Raiola.

And the 24-year-old Belgium striker rubbed salt in Chelsea's wounds by claiming he had joined the "biggest team in the world" in Manchester United.


http://www.tribalfootball.com/articles/monaco-accept-man-utd-bid-for-chelsea-target-tiemoue-bakayoko-4189566

Oh Rooney, I cant believe it......all the best man. You are a man utd legend.

Jesu! Look at those oranges, sorry, water melons.......Yeeeepah mogbe o!

bigkesh:
On behalf of all Chelsea fans,both home and abroad......We reject him,the United fans can have him

Little Kesh, you are still supporting Chelsea?....Ake has been sold na.

Useless thread....filled with jokes and jokers.

sod09:
its like this dull league called la liga are going outta limelight or bankruptcy for them to be probing all A list players and manager for tax fraud.

Sentences from an uninformed human being. Shuuuuuu!

ChristineC:
this is kindergarten analogy. what's there to compare between a man and a machine? so hiring a bodyguard for thirty five hundred dollars means he can't die? or you for that matter?
why not use your Ferrari to carry 15tons of gravel, after all it cost 10x more than MACK truck.

Mehn, this is brutal........fuxk!

Hi YK Motors, please I need a Honda City 2009 from Cotonou..............kindly tell me total costs. I will give you a call to kick-start the deal process.

Thanks.

#4200

Barren land, filled with ghosts.....

All the best though!

Chelsea thread with beer parlour analysts and speculators. The last two pages are shitties.

All the best though!

kokaneprodigy:
can u pls stop this nonsense. i'm just tired of u.
u are among those that landed us in this mess
u and Wenger should just carry ur wahalla and go na beg we dey beg

Na beg I dey beg o!