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sod09:
capricon
I may be a clone to d person.... lol

Lol, maybe

sod09:
pls spare me
Make sure u get ur facts right b4 commenting d original thread was on fp yesterday, d guy stole a phone ND tried to kill 3pple
My point was y dis hungry bloggers changed story..
BTW if u can think ND be reasonable do u think d guy is 7 years old or will be killed cos of garri We are our own problem we hear false news ND start broadcasting it
I'm never in support of jungle justice but Wat if d guy succeeded in killing d 3 people
I'm sure u won't be happy if ur love ones or u is involve
Fucking hypocrite


https://www.nairaland.com/3465786/phone-thief-burnt-death-lagos
Dats d link to d original post

You are actually right. All these people are obviously misinformed.

If a person got burnt just because they stole garri, then one needs to do a proper research cuz something is definitely off.


You sound so much like someone I know. Are you a scorpio by chance ?

japhezyjafito:
what will you do when you discover your girlfriend has a side boyfriend.. I mistakenly saw my girl's message to a guy which proves she is dating the so called guy.. this is a girl that has helped with in times of trouble... her attitude towards her coming to my place has reduced.. I asked her why is she not always around me and she says she doesn't want to loose interest in me if she sees me often. this is someone that will always be with me more that normal,.
though I have not asked her if she is cheating on me but they are signs..
please what should I do

You know, something tells me YOU might have actually been relegated to being the side boyfriend.

oshikoyaodemi:
hmm

You, oshikoyafrank and oshikoyatope are related right

kinggogo:
Well it's 4 pipu dat av had sexx

Hi, can you please send me the picture you used as your profile picture. The one with the baby and mother "world best picture "

gregyboy:
i have a dream dat onr day lagos population will cause the split of lagos into two

Hmmmm


Tell me more about this your dream. I'm interested

Rhymez:
This photo has made everyone to ask questions like "Is she his daughter or another upcoming actress?"

The resemblance is obvious.



Even Bovi was drooling

https://www.instagram.com/p/BLcQ2O7B_KG/




http://www.eagleeyesgist.com.ng/2016/10/adorable-photo-of-tony-umez-and-his.html?m=1

Unfortunately, that is not his daughter . To confirm https://www.nigeriafilms.com/celebrity-gossips/139-celebrities-birthday/35440-tony-umez-celebrates-first-daughter-photos

czarr:
really?
No na,

Iffa hear

But keep these things coming, helps me to learn more about you guys

czarr:
eeehhhyyyyyaaaaaaa!!!

Issyor fault na

czarr:
that's the only possible explanation
And yes I'm a weirdo

Now I will start suspecting any of my male friends that laugh at my jokes

Guys are just so manipulating

CrazyQuinn:
what? everyone knows it's Sunday by now, guess you lost track of life that's deep

It takes someone who has lost track of life or is still loosing it to know when someone else has also lost track of life

My dear you have lost it too

CrazyQuinn:
Na now you don remember

I didn't remember before. I thought today was Saturday

CrazyQuinn:
Must you know my age before you insult me just insult me already

Nah, today is Sunday

theshaderoom:
The word “overrated” is defined as
“having a higher opinion of someone or something than is deserved.”

After studying the Nigerian music scene, Naijataiment brings you this list of 8 Over-Rated Nigerian Artistes. These artistes, (some old, some new) are often given so much credit, but a closer look at their works will reveal to you that hype outshines talent and acclaim is founded mostly on media exposure and sentiments.

There’s no denying that the following artistes are popular and successful but do they really have the X factor? And even if they do, is it being applied?

After making my observations and opinions (sometimes scathing) known, I'll leave you to decide and probably correct me, if you have a different opinion about these music stars.


Darey

Dare Art Alade – popularly known as Darey – is a Nigerian singer-songwriter, and Idol series judge. He is the son of the renowned Nigerian entertainer, Art Alade.



I had high hopes for Darey, really high hope, and my hopes were dashed.

He has an impressive voice but doesn't seem to take chances. Consistently churning out generic and simple tracks that sound like a cover or rip-off some singer's classic album. I don't know if it's because he did someone's cover once but I don't get an originality vibe from Darey. Failed time after time to really deliver.

Timi Dakolo is doing what everyone hoped Darey would do years ago.


7) Seyi Shay

Deborah Oluwaseyi Joshua, (born 21 December 1985), professionally known by her stage name Seyi Shay is a Nigerian singer-songwriter, recording artist and performer.



I have never met this songstress, but I get the diva vibe off this one. Her slew of embarrassing interviews also makes one wonder if there is anything upstairs even though she has quite an impressive musical pedigree.

She can dance a little, has decent vocals and some good songs. That's it! Good, not outstanding enough to be a rave.


6) Mayorkun

Adewale Mayowa Emmanuel, (Born 1994) better known by his Stage Name MAYORKUN is a Nigerian recording artist, songwriter. In 2016, he signed a record deal with Davido's imprint "HKN Gang".



This guy has been in the music industry for a whole 2 minutes, and his boss davido is already trying to make us think he is the next Michael Jackson. I understand the strategy (i really do), and I enjoy his song "Eleko" but we still haven't decided yet if he is not just another "one hit wonder."

Yes, I know about his new song "Yawa," so let's just put an asterisk on his name and give him some years, to see if he doesn't fall into Davido's shadow.


5) Ice Prince

Panshak Zamani (born 23 October 1986), better known by his stage name Ice Prince, is a Nigerian hip hop recording artist and actor.



Ice Prince cannot rap! In fact, he takes the award for someone really really overrated. His "rap" and flow are painfully repetitive and annoying; sounding like someone reciting nursery rhymes. You hear lines like
"dem no dey go front, dem no dey carry last..."
it's embarrassing just writing that.

He is a testimony of good marketing; chocolate city really did well by him.


4) Victoria Kimani

Victoria Kimani (born 28 July 1985), is an American-born Kenyan singer, songwriter, actress and entertainer. She is currently signed to Chocolate City and is described as the record label's first lady.



Well, here goes chocolate city trying to market the hell out of a no-talent-having pretty girl. The Ice Prince marketing worked out fine, but it has been said that thunder doesn't strike in one place twice, and I believe it won't start now.

Please raise your hand if you know or can remember one song by Victoria Kimani. No hands? Exactly!

I fail to see why she is still relevant. Next!


3) D Banj

Oladapo Daniel Oyebanjo (born 9 June 1981), known by his stage name D'banj, is a Nigerian singer-songwriter, harmonica player, and entrepreneur.



I never really jumped on the DBanj bandwagon. I believed and still believe he has very little talent and depended heavily on Don Jazzy's production and marketing skills. He went and signed with Good music and made Nigerians very aware of his mediocrity and that was the beginning of the end.

"Bother you" is the ONLY Dbanj song with lyrical content, I stand to be corrected.


2) KCee

Kingsley Chinweike Okonkwo (born 18 April 1979), better known as Kcee (sometimes stylised as KCee), is a Nigerian singer and songwriter. He was formally in the Hip Hop duo group called Kc Presh. He currently has a record deal with Five Star Music.



Wow! I am just impressed at the determination with which he churns out his no-point songs. Kcee hits sparks sometimes, but you can always differentiate between a Kcee written song and a song written by someone talented behind the scenes.

Limpopo, fine face, ogadinma, pull over, love boat, ogbomma, ok, we get it, you are a feminist, and you love beautiful girls, can you find something else to sing about now? I hope you get my point - Generic! Highly overrated. Highly!




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1) Lil Kesh

Keshinro Ololade (born March 14, 1995), popularly known by his stage name Lil Kesh, is a Nigerian singer, rapper, and songwriter.



First, I can't really place this Olamide-wannabe; is he a singer, a rapper or both as his Wikipedia page claims?

Although his songs are catchy, he doesn't have one shred of talent. Not well enough to become as popular as he is, which quickly brings the word "lucky" into this.

If you are a Lil Kesh fan about to come for me in the comment section, please tell me you think
"if your nyash nah jollof rice, I rather eat ofada"
is lyrical genius?

He isn't just overrated, he just sucks. I don't understand Yoruba language that much but from the very little I understand, I know he has a foul mouth and no lyrical content. Always saying something x-rated, senseless and repeating himself. Even Olamide his (former) boss started with some sensible songs.



Please note that am a fan of some of these artistes, and this is not a "hate" list. Tell us who you think should have been included on this list and air your views if you have a contrary opinion.

Source

http://www.naijatainmentxtra.com/2016/08/8-over-rated-nigerian-artistes-by.html

If you include Mayorkun in the list,then you had better include Humble Smith cuz they are both upcoming artistes, both hyped.

D'banj, Ice prince, kcee have done their quota. Two of them even won BET awards, placing the country on a global map.

The fact that you added Darey shows you are wack and know nothing about music.

Victoria Kimani has a very nice voice and she doesn't really market her music here in naija.

As for Lil Kesh, that's just his own style of music. Get over it. Whether you like it or not he is making more money than you are.

CrazyQuinn:
It looks like God was too stupid to add sense of humour to the ladies

You are OBVIOUSLY Stupid for saying GOD is stupid.

How old are you really, before I insult you ?

kendrick9:
not females,just mostly nigerian girls....their sense of humour is zero, they can barely even hold a conversation

Maybe they can barely hold a conversation because find you too boring

czarr:
My female friends have no sense of humor,I can't seem to understand, is it that God forgot to add sense of humor to the female specie?.........even when they try to be funny,they laugh alone and look weird!!



If you see a guy laffing at what a girl said,he is planning to fvcck her



Lalasticlala

So a guy laughs at a girl joke because he just wants to fvck her

That's just weird .

Weirdo

Thebachelor:
So we had sex. Pardon me folks,but l will jump the juicy details of the whole love making. Trying to fast forward to the ''war''.

After the session,l had my normal after-sex feeling where l just want be on my own.
Plus,l was disappointed with the sex. Her skills just didn't match her crazy shape,so l wasn't looking forward to an encore. I hurried into the bathroom,cleaned up and put on my short. She did same,but surprisingly after she came out of the bathroom she just laid on the bed,covered herself with duvee and started watching tv.

I had expected her to dress up and start going to wherever it was she said she wanted to go to.
So l asked her a seemingly innocent question,''l thought you said you were going somewhere?''
''oh,you are chasing me now right?'',she retorted.

Her countenance changed and she just stood up,dressed up and headed for the door.
I threw a sleeveless on and made to see her off.
She asked me not to border that she can find her way.
''hey,slow down. What's wrong with you?''
''nothing'',she said as she opened the door and left.

''l'm not down for girls drama'',l thought to myself as l picked a can of black bullet,sipped up while watching aljezera.

You were so cold. You could have at least cuddle up with her after the sex.

You really are a Player and this is all a Game to you.

I applaud you.

He looks good in everything I have seen him on.

After getting over what he said about nigerians, i can see how cute he really is. Can't stay mad at him.

Love his songs too esp "little bit more"

Nectarbaba:
People of nowadays mistake fatness of sexiness.

Ib30:
I hate dis kind of shape. over fatness of the some part of the body. I wonder what dey will look like wen dey turn 50

I dey tell you. Those boobs will just fall flat by the time she gets old.

shumuel:
kikiki Lol my thought exactly, maybe he is trying to be a devil's advocate funny shoes, beats the Turkish to it

Lol,he reminds me of lady gaga

Looks so disturbing and devilish