₦airaland Forum

samysmoothfresh:
1) stretch marks


2) acnes/pimples


3) body odour


4) inability to give good head (BJ)


5) utterly humourless


6) lies / liars


7) big protruding tummy/belle


8. signs of hunger and gold digging tedencies/ hungry girls



9) long fixed (artificial) eye lashes


10) k legs and bow legs



11) too tall or too short


12) fat at the wrong places


13) fair skin


14) abnormal bottom size/poorly proportioned butt cheeks



15) huge areolas


16) dirtiness


17) broke


18) a non virgin


19) small hips


20) black lips


21) inconsiderate


22) proud



etc

LoveThemChubby:
Go hang unto [/b]broom sticks[b] bro. must I like spaghetti like you?

Auladimeji:
But these same ladies pretends as if they don't enjoy been Fvck.Nigeria ladies are hypocrite

Sharpshooota:
Buhari is back


[/b]He's[b] boys know that nothing will happen

neolboy:
Flaunting half nude pictures is the [/b]other[b] of the day among all these ladies

IgboticGirl:
whether make up or no make up she is still beautiful





unlike people from one particular tribe

LuciferKristi:
I love this write-up.

I always felt this way. Its unfair what handsome guys go through. Everything is just harder to get.
Once girls see you, they overdo the "hard to get thing", guys see you as a threat instantly.
Married men despise you, their wives are very rude to you publicly in a bid to prove that they have nothing hidden with you.

Even employers/clients give jobs easily to ugly guys than fine boys.

It's hard mehn...

pocohantas:
Exactly. With the way that sector is booming, I will suggest FG makes it legal. They are service providers.They should be made to pay their tax.

Banks can also step in and help them go cashless, provide POS and various means of payment for them. MTN too will make money. They can create a toll free number for booking oloshos. "if you want fair olosho: press 1, if you want a dark olosho: press 2...if you want fair olosho with big nyash and small boobs, press 3"

Viz.kiz go call that number die!!!

Bluezy13:
Traditionally wrong.

But now considered derogatory.
You are correct.

fuckerstard:
If you can eat dodo ikire, don't form here.. I'd love to taste it..

[/b]I've tried black corn tho[b].

falconey:

AGAIN, I'm not [b][/b]impress[b].
[/b]

Bidobado:
Most Nigerian traders are like, the igbo traders are even worse, if you make the mistake of haggling at lower prices, they threaten you and banish you from their shops.

Proffdada:
Does he have baby mama?

Nightmareo07:
[/b]Yoruba girls and vibrator shaa[b]
makes me Remember oluwakemi my first gf in lag years ago wen I was in Lag for my I.T

It was in her hands I first saw a vibrator.
Then I was a virgin , told her i dnt wana bleep yet.
So She go come house with vibrator when my elder bros commot we go enter room,
I go just chook am in she go dey shake dey speak in tongues in Yoruba wey I no understand, na only "iya mi oo" I dey hear
The thing go dey sweet me Like say na goldmine.
But i cant forget The very first day we do am, she come dey turn her eyes dey scatter for bed like snake , nna fear catch me I think say she wan die.
Na so I leave am carry hand put for head dey shout, .
She get up come dey asked me wetin happen come dey laff.
But e don too late becoz Our neighbor don hear am come dey knock for door, na then i know say i don fuckup, we no talk again.
Na When I come hear "Go and get me a hammer in my cupboard" no be person tell me to speak up ;
Then the nastier happen

To be continued
Long funny story.
We don do things God forgive us.

foolbuster:
Time waits for no one. [/b]She is ageing[b]

vicben27:
l'll manage it like that. there are solutions to most problems,probably get a v Jay tightening cream, with some exercise on a daily she will be right back to new!

vicben27:
this girls are not helping matters at all a girl of 24 is already walking around with bore hole. l wander how the vajay Jay will be like after child birth [/b]it's just sad am stock with one borehole[b] and l can't let go because l love her. chai

paris22:
same way [/b]we[b] don't have time for small Joyystick

ChiefAzubuike:
What do you expect? Even in the national team. Igbo players have always represented Nigeria better than their Yoruba counterpart since the 90's.