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CSTR1005:
na tall you wan chop?

Or na tall go give your children a good future?

Your mates dey find better husband, you dey find tall.

Calm down. You must be short, otherwise you won't react this way


Ps: I never said anything is wrong with short guys. A lady can always find a good husband who is also tall at the same time.

So, stop making it seem like only short guys make good husbands.

The girl is taller than the guy, even without wearing heels



True love

donjobill:
Not good for females and males who have the tendency of falling in love easily.

It's just a sham.


One party always ends up falling in love

Breathless??



...Still breathing here...

Tombrown3:
I've never tasted plus size but am looking forward to that this weekend. My dick almost embarrassed me when I saw one come out to fetch water with just a boxer, never knew thick girls could be so arousing.


Well...


Till this weekend Sha, no long story.

PLUS SIZE is different from THICK


I think...

All this male and female "bestie" sef

nwaigbo777:
u forgot to inlude casava,,,it is nt important but it is neccesary,,,u need to be bleeping her once a week,,,,[/b]some gals cant do witout it[b]

Talking 'bout your gf ??

Seriously this made my day



All for the love of money

This guy is crazy I swear.


I don't know why some people here don't get that he was joking, a costly one nevertheless

Didn't know his wife is taller ooi

walosky:
Finally my brother has tasted a clean girl ....no be all these my ijebu and Ogbomosho sisters




Well, what can I say..so far he's happy with this ibo girl...[/b]Kilo oruko e??[b]

This gave you out Igbo. Wrong expression

Wonder if all this is just for publicity with the way celebrities do lie. The same Davido claimed he bought a private jet and a lot of people are claiming it's false.

skales67:
Chai!

Af0nja haterz right now...

Chill first. Let's wait and see if he marries her

themonk:
[/b]Before chioma how many of them has he loved like this[b], stop hating so God will bless you. If the number of times you've had sex with different men, lets say you didn't use condom for each man think of how many people's baby mama you will be now.

Chioma had always been around ever when those baby mama showed up. He never flaunted her, in fact treated her badly. All these showing off started this year. A little too much a little suspicious.


But then she's reaping what she has worked for.

ruggedboy01:
of course Rochas is one of you guys, after all he's in apc. which is an afonja party

Oh I hear you Igbo

ruggedboy01:
of course, what do you expect from an afonja governor he'll run like a coward

skull miners are cowards

At least we don't build statues like that mumu Igbo Gov from the yeast

Even if it is..its not the only pride of a lady. If you are a virgin and you lack some vital characteristics,you are just empty.

But you gotta admit if you are a non-virgin and you lack some vital characteristics, you are more empty.

It's better to be a virgin without character than a non-virgin without character.

Snitch24:
U no get work

You must be Edo

PrecisionFx:
We will keep buying dem up, Die crying like a sissy baby.

We own Lagos, Our grand plan is almost complete.

I feel your pain dude

chris2face:
Eyaa wizzy bleep out she is not ur type ok
Aunty Tiwa is very much available

Oh please, genevieve is so lucky to even have wizzy comment on her picture.


Who she be?? Even Tiwa savage is more recognised than Genevieve out there.

DREAMZZZ:
Why dont afonjas like marrying their women?

This doesn't make any sense at all

Come on dude

PrecisionFx:
"" We go soon chase you comot. Dey pack your load small small""

Can visitors Chase away another visitor that have bought up all the lands

""You people are misusing your privileges. On a normal day, you should be tapping wine or making palm oil and not be on nairaland.""

But against all odds we are not tapping palmwine, we are in the millions in oyo, kwara, Lagos, OGUN, Osun etc doing business n making loads of money n finally buying up all the lands.

Make more money to buy dem back, Or shut ur mouth n watch us do it.

E still pain you


Sorry, no time to read your epistles

Love them shoes tho

Thought y'all already knew this guy is gay

PrecisionFx:
""can never and will never be yours isn't it?""

Igbos own Lagos, Stop crying n screaming for an lost cause.
Lagos will remain Igbo land till thy kingdom come n even if there's biafra, Lagos will still be a strong external colony of eastern Nigeria.

U don't own a country by mouth, U own it by pocket. The land u buy becomes n remains yours. We have bought almost everything in most parts of lagos n we are buying more everyday, Go ask the Omonile that are Yorubas (because many Omonile in Lagos are Igbos), They will tell u that igbos are running the show across Lagos.

Half of Lagos population (maybe more) is already igbos n with that strong population has got igbos to win both federal n state reps in Lagos and this is just the beginning.

We own Lagos, Deal with it.

So it's true then, you people do crave and want Lagos state so bad ? Too bad we beat you to it

I understand your states are really that terrible and that's why you don't wanna go back We go soon chase you comot. Dey pack your load small small


You must be so pained with all these. Keep investing in Lagos for us

Bdw, this is officially the most ridiculous and saddest reply I have ever gotten in a long time. It makes no sense and you deliberately deceived yourself into believing what even a blind man knows is wrong. Even Ojukwu in his grave knows you people have crossed your boundaries long time ago. It's such an abomination and an ungrateful acts from the ungrateful tribe.

You people are misusing your privileges. On a normal day, you should be tapping wine or making palm oil and not be on nairaland.

PrecisionFx:
It's one Nigeria.

Everyone will travel to, live, invest, buy up land n enjoy everything in every state in Nigeria.

There is nothing u can do about it. The people buying up the land owns the land. Simple.

You gotta admit, it's still quite painful , the fact that Lagos(Eko) can never and will never be yours isn't it?

If you like invest till Jesus comes. Just keep on developing our state for us. We are not complaining

Even dangote that is "actually" investing in Lagos no dey run him mouth anyhow.

Land grabbers or not, we don own am be that

folake4u:
Bro I tell you .

In Nigeria, which paparazzi get fuel to chase common Reekado Banks?

Okay, this gat me cracking

The cake is just as irrelevant as the lady herself( trying to stay relevant by all it takes)

PrecisionFx:
Yoruba can only enact such a law wen they form a country. As long as they are still within Nigeria, this law is very dead long before it will arrive. During the next admissions, No one will even talk about this and besides we all know Lagos is not yoruba land.

I can imagine how painful it must be for you and your fellow yeast men on a daily basis that Lagos state/ Eko is beyond your grasps. If you people could only see the future, you probably could have settled in the west just to claim Lagos. Well we beat you to it!!!

Just have it at the back of your minds that you people are tenants and we can decide to chase you out whenever we so wish. Enjoy it while it lasts

Eko o ni baje

Fear Igbo women with their manly bodies and strengths

I wonder how this is bare