Lol, Kim is beginning to cast just like Genevieve.


You can't cheat nature

troublemakea:
[/b]igboamaka[b]

only them use rickety and worn out bikes

Offpoint:

Yeah, I'm so me... that's my name

I figured. You certainly live up to your name

Arondizuogu:


I'm telling you. It's not worth it

What about all those guys that watch twerk videos? It's just a little better than watching porn

Offpoint:
what's porn please? here in kuvuki land we don't know what it means.

You are so Offpoint

iLegendd:
I know ugly people like us are not meant to take pictures, but I decided to take one 3 hours ago.

Currently, I'm using a cheap Tecno phone I bought in Garrison, PH. As a stingy guy, that's the only thing I can afford. Will any female Nairalander buy me an iPhone?

Roll my eyes*


Are you trying to show off??

Is it me or is there another definition of "breaking the internet"?

TonyeBarcanista:
What manner of men will sit in a bar to be discussing about their spouse?

Now I see why she is cheating on him.

Sir you are going back and forth. First you advise him to get his friend to a bar and tell him what's going on. Now you're asking "what manner of men will sit in a bar to be discussing about their spouses"?


No consistency

Kingsteve:
I don't know if anyone has suggested this, but I'd strongly advice you to mind your business and stay clear.
On the other hand, if your conscience won't let you be, then you have to be extremely cautious when reporting to her husband.

My advice: take the pains to buy and register a new SIM.
If you have the woman's number, send her a text to let her know that someone out there knows about her relationship with the landlord, and that she should desist from such adulterous act, or else you'd have to report her to her husband.

Trust me, this will send shivers down her spine.
Two possible outcomes: she will either quit the relationship with the landlord (might be temporal though) or they become more discrete!

If after sending her this text and she still doesn't change her ways, then use the same anonymous number to report to her husband.

If you don't have her number, then its up to you to find ways of getting her number, or reporting to her husband without warning her first of the consequences of her relationship with the landlord.

By so doing, you've saved the man from an adulterous woman, and also managed to do so without blowing your cover.
...the choice is yours!

Best advice so far

Lol, money no dey for law business na . Only few lawyers get good pay at the end of the day.



Law is one of the most overrated professions with low pay and them law students for universities can form for Africa.

Earthbound:

That's not true. Some women wear it from birth. It's an African identity

Sure thang

Earthbound:

Such as?

Things like ladies that wear it are hoeloshos and all etc

Earthbound:

They're so hottt

Yeah. But a lot of people have misconceptions about ladies that wear it

Earthbound:

Do you fancy it?

Actually just thinking of getting it

youngberry001:
Dbanj right now

You will experience it too and we will sympathize with you

youngberry001:
Dbanj no go like dis part right now

Idiot. Very soon you won't like the part too. You will know how it feels soon enough

Her boobs are actually nice. They are still standing






...and no, I don't have fallen boobs bdw

GrammarNazi1:

...he hasn't...


Your grammar is a horror show.

What about the lady that said "pretend as if"? That's tautology.

It should either be "pretend" or "act as if"

iLegendd:
You said something about the girl being a gemini, so I'm curious. Tell me the little you know about gem. I want to learn something new. No knowledge is a waste.

They are flirts by nature, infact they live to flirt, they enjoy it and it comes so easily to them.

They are witty and smart. They know at least something about everything. They are also very curious.

Can easily start up and withhold convos, no dull moment with these people, great conversationalist.

The bad part about them is that most of the times they are indecisive hence they go back and forth on decisions. They can break up with you today and make up with you tomorrow. They have dual personalities, one minute they are happy, another minute they are moody. But they mostly get over this fast.

They tend to be cute and can easily bond with almost everyone.

As a GEMINI grows older, they tend to become more like an Aquarius.


You can read more on this if you are interested.

PS: if as a guy you don't want a gf that can challenge you intellectually, don't go for a gemini

iLegendd:
Tell me more about Gemini.

Lol, what makes you think I know about them?

Mumin247:
Pls help guys n girls, i dont know
what to do. There's this my female
colleague at work. I like her so
much. I think she likes me too. She
touches me, play with me, starts
conversations wit me most tym, tell me things about herself, stares
and hold her gaze at me. Smiles at
me. We've kissed and hug before.
Then i told her how i feel. That i
like her and wana date her. She
didnt say anything. Then i kissed her. But then again she told me
she has a bf and she hates me.
But each time i decide to stay
away from her she will started
coming to me. She wil want to talk
to me. She even calls me to keep her company. Am confused. What
can i do?

Lol. She's deliberately playing with your emotions, playing mind games with you. She enjoys flirting with you because it's fun for her. She has you in her grasp cuz she can always manipulate you to come back to her even when she friendzoned you.


She likes you but not enough to date you.


Pay her less attention and move on cuz she's wasting your time.

I bet she's a GEMINI

mickyglam:
Waist beads which is called jigida in the northern part, Bebedi in yoruba land and [/b]Ileke idi[b] in igbo land is often worn by African women and it holds certain fascination for many. The wearing of waist beads is thought to be obscene,local and primitive.Most parents doesn't allow their young ones to wear them because it is seen as something dirty which is meant for ladies or children with no moral upbringing, it is believed that whoever wears them is wayward and is trying desperately to attract men with it. This misconception has not discouraged the lovers of waist beads in the sense that they still holds a special admiration for it... I grew up to see waist bead as something that is fetish and diabolic but seeing many ladies wearing it as a new trend these day, I decided to carry out an indepth research to know the reasons why most of them wear it.
WHY MOST LADIES WEAR WAIST BEADS.
BODY SHAPING :many women use waist beads as an instrument for body shaping. The beads are used to alert them of their weight loss or gain,the bead roll lower on the waist once you loss weight and becomes tighter or higher on your waist once you gain weight.
According to Aisha an Hausa woman who sells waist bead she said "waist bead is good for women who wants to maintain her shape after child birth and for women who want to broaden their hips...

SEDUCTION: waist bead can also be worn for seduction,some waist bead posses intimate appeal and can provoke desire. Wives in the olden days often lure their husbands with rattle of beads or use them as a means to communicate the fertility at certain time of the month...
According to Tope a Yoruba woman she said "waist beads(Bebedi) in Yoruba land enhances a woman's beauty she also said that some waist beads has the ability to stir up deep erotic feelings in men,sexual pleasure is heightened when men see waist beads resting seductively on a woman's hips...


To read more about this check the comment box

This is not an igbo word it's a yoruba word. Both "bebedi" and "Ileke idi".

kenex4ever:
That girl should better start trekking home before d guy
comes from work else he changes his mind and [/b]mine her skull over night[b].

This is supposed to be tribalistic right?

Nice

MrCork:



..son....the nest time u see them...call the police!! (Shaking my head)

Guess that's you @dp

MrCork:



..son....the nest time u see them...call the police!! (Shaking my head)

Guess that's you @dp

kallmemrB:
Honestly she has her life to [/b]leave[b]....whether they mock her or not is her biz

Live

CSTR1005:

Of course, I know you would play the short card. I am actually not short,but that is irrelevant.


A lady can find a good husband who is also tall at the same time, true.
But I don't see how height diminishes the quality of a partner.

Claiming that it must be true love since she is taller than the guy shows your mental train.
In your life view, height is the most important thing, but for more mature ladies, height is not a big factor at least not as important.

Most of The most influential people in the world are not tall.

I hear you. Thanks.