₦airaland Forum

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

YOU'RE A LAZY GIRL..... #GOLDDIGGER#

irunoobo:
[size=13pt]Why dont you show us the entire pictures of the state he governed This is like snapping at Banana Island in Lagos and portray it as the way the entire Lagos metropolis looks. Akpabio remains the biggest fraud out of the SS after GEJ and MAMA PISS. He built and inflated irrelavant projects to loot the state dry. He is a failure in my opinion [/size]

My dear... Stop ranting and find ur way to AKWA-IBOM to see things for yourself. #badbelle#

GurlFriend:
According to a twitter user, Phillip Obin, a graduate of the University of Calabar allegedly wrote this embarrassing letter for a job application to his company.

https://twitter.com/philipobin?lang=en

AM A PROUD GRADUATE OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALABAR .......#GreatestMalabitesandMalabresses#

Realwvn:
A very stiff uproar pervades in the ibeshe part of Ikorodu as community nabs one of the notorious armed robbers causing constant derangement in the estate

According to our source who pleaded anonymous, the carpenter turned thief sat at the entrance of the estate with a sharp cutlass, waiting for residents on foot to pass. It wasn’t too long before a lady in her early 20’s walked by and as expected, he attacked her with the cutlass and collected her bag

Unfortunately for him, the lady shouted “ole, ole, ole(thief, thief, thief) as he dashed away with her bag, her voice echoed a conscious alarm to other residents of the estate which alerted them to a very hot chase

He was caught and was almost lynched by the grieving community who has suffered a great deal of pain from armed robbers in the past
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Asked if he was “Baddo”, one of the most dreadful criminal in the area who is known to rub oil on his body to avoid being grabbed by the hands while tearing nets, he said no and this was his first time

Naijanewsrave.com correspondent who took a very deep look at the man noted that it could be however be the crash of Naira that has made the transition from a carpenter to a loop daredevil armed robber

He has been handed over to the Owode Police Station as at the time of compiling this report

http://www.naijanewsrave.com/angry-ibeshe-community-nabs-notorious-armed-robber-photos/

Why is all dis happening in my Area.... I miss d cool serenity

kidaberry:
yes

Chop knuckles.... PROUD OF YOU. let's whatsapp 08036427254

sandrajazmin:
See asa that babe face jst strength. Lol

She's focusing na

kidaberry:
that's a know fact by everyone, but I believe if they where earlier it would be better most of this freshmen don't know lecture venues they'd spend over 2hrs dressing up and will be moving around like zombies without asking till classes are almost over

My dear.... During my days in sch we do struggle for venues. Are u a malabress?

SirJonse:
Nope. I no dey cally.

Where u de now bro?

kidaberry:
Those that came early like me had seats, when you spend 2hours drawing eyebrows you expect a governors seat?

unserious students

Beloved UNICAL doesn't have enough class rooms

SirJonse:
Sup comrade. Na u be dis? How far with ur bro "puzzy"?

My DISTINCTIVE COMRADE, My brother they very fyn... u still de cally?

Dapromzy333:
Some Unical students were outside for Gss 101 Today... See photos below

Proud of my Alma Matar.... GREATEST MALABITES n MALABRESSESS in d House

GIRLS EH... MOST OF THEM CAN BEG EH..

Aminat508:
Amuni bu ni

So pathetic for her.... money s not easy to come by

Applicants let's meet here for updates .... Chat me up 08036427254

..I'm a fresh graduate am still job hunting though..but once I get a job and settle down, I'm willing to go all the way with her..

Guy, please wake up from ur dreams..#receivesensemybrother#

Michellla:

I doubt if it swallowed goat

Adaure4ever:
The mad spirit in her is indeed predicting well.

It seems mad people predicts very well

Idydarling:
eyen ekammi

Ufan edem abadie? Let's chat on whatsapp 08036427254

That's the same thing am passing thru in hands of my line manager Wic is lady....

samguru:
My fellow Nairalanders please what should I do?

I was fired on Thursday and no reason was stated in the termination of appointment letter.

Should I go to industrial court to seek redress or write the management to ask the reason why my appointment was terminated, because throughout my 2 months stay in the company I did not receive any notice of warning neither was involved in any fraud case.

Please what should I do?

I was employed as a subordinate under the head of a department in November last year,meanwhile before resigning my appointment in my former place of work,I was the head of the same department.

Right from day one in the new workplace,she started making my work difficult, she did not give me proper orientation and failed to attach me to a trainer,as a matter of fact she said to me and I quote " you should learn how to use company software in two days, in short you should be on your own in three days"

Everyday she makes life horrible for me, she hauls insults at me as If I was a greenhorn in the field. infact there was a day she said I was looking like a slowpoke, that I am too slow for her liking.
A month and some weeks later in the employment,she said she has done her assessment and submitted,that I scored zero in every area,that the fresh graduates perform better than me.

At that point,I sensed she was seeing me as a threat and for peace to reign,I called and tried to pacify her,she said she does not have anything against me.

and being new in the system, I have to learn how to use the software and office procedures,but this madam does not have soft spot for me on small mistakes,she always say this' you don't know anything you better go back to your former place of work'.
I got fed up and reported the matter to the HR,I was told to be patient with her and asked if I wanted redeployment which I said yes.

She relegated me to the state of nonentity by attaching me to an intern( to be assisting an intern).

When my appointment was terminated on Thursday, I was told to go and do clearance, to my amazement when I took my clearance form to her, she was not sympathetic at all rather she said "so fast" and signed instantly.

I knew my sack was orchestrated by her and I want justice for her wicked act.

please how should I go about it?

debbysmyles:
Pls I need advice,i just had to create a new account to avoid embrassment.
I'm 21yrs old and I had sex for the first time 1month ago,i was feeling sick so I decided to visit the doctor only to discover that i am pregnant.

I told my boyfriend and he suggested abortion..the problem is I don't want to abort the baby cos of fear.I kept my since till one ago because of different Phrophecy concerning pregnancy I must not abort if I do I will die.
I told my boyfriend everything but he insist I abort it if not he is going to abandon me to my fate.
My mum will kill me,society will crucify me,i have cried and cried,i don't know what to do.

Some guys are wicked upon all the promise of love.
I would have kept my virginity if I had known.

Call me up... let m direct u what to do. U don't need to do abortion. 08036427254

ijustdey:
http://sunnewsonline.com/new/made-in-aibom-electricity-meters-hit-market-in-march/

Proudly Akwa-Ibomite

opecares:
if you have the test format please tell us about it

My dear is GMAT questions oooooo

petiteee:
Got it too, these my first ever invite! Pls what do I expect? Still a Corp member! hope am safe

Expect a Gmat question ... Success awaits u

cruzita:
is that really monalisa ?I don't think so.

Hold on let m wear my spectacle so I can see [color=][/color]

dainformant:
A fake pastor identified as Stephen Maduabuchi was caught on Thursday at Umuika Okwu Olokoro in Umuahia, Abia state while trying to bury charm ahead of a church Crusade in the Area. He confessed that a popular Pastor in the area sent him on the "spiritual" mission..The charm was burnt by residents of the area.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/01/photos-fake-pastor-nabbed-while-trying.html

Just laughing out here

donbenedict:
scam

Nigerians are so fraudulent

Dear Applicant,
 
This is to acknowledge receipt of your CV/application for employment in our ongoing 2016 Teaching and Non-teaching Staff recruitment exercise. Kindly note that you are receiving this email only because after careful screening of all CVs and Applications submitted, we consider you eligible for one of the 200 teaching/non-teaching positions available.

Disclaimer: We understand that some of you received information on social media that we are recruiting 200,000 teachers. Unfortunately, that information is a mixup. We are recruiting 200 teaching and non-teaching staff for our clients, NOT 200,000. (with the current state of the country's economy, we doubt if the government or any organization can recruit 200,000 staff at once). We are sourcing for 200 interested and eligible applicants to train and employ for schools.
 
Who We Are
We are Excellington International Education Limited, a legitimate private sector education company that specializes in qualitative Training/Development, Capacity/Competence Enhancement, Teaching/Writing/Reading Skills Development as well as provision of Topnotch Education Support Services.

Registered as a subsidiary of our parent company (Excellington International Limited) and armed with a team of highly knowledgeable, qualified and very vast educational professionals, we pride ourselves as a fast growing and highly expertise consulting firm in the field of education, training and education marketing services.

We have trained and hired well over 340 teaching and non-teaching staff for over 30 schools nationwide in 2014 and 2015 alone.
It is with our proven track record in provision of quality training that our prestigious company was hired to recruit and train about 200 staff to fill teaching and non-teaching vacant positions in different schools in some north central states and Abuja.
On this note, we hereby inform you that you are invited for training and assessment test in order to secure yourself a teaching/non teaching employment.

Below are the training details:
Batch A                                                                                                              Batch B
Date: 29th Jan 2016                                                                                         Date: 30th Jan 2016
Time: 7am (Accreditation)                                                                                 Time: 7am (Accreditation)
1st Lecture: 8am prompt                                                                                   1st Lecture: 8am prompt
Venue: to be communicated only with interested applicants to avoid overcrowding of the training venue.
 
                                                Training Benefits
1.Full day training (7am - 3.30pm) in
   I. Modern and effective teaching techniques and methodologies.
   ii. Development of effective reading skills in your students.
   iii. How to Build a Rich vocabulary bank.
   iv. Effective use of web-based teaching applications.
   v. Capacity building and competence enhancement.
   vi. Action points to stay relevant at work and boost your salary.
2. Employment opportunity into high profile schools.
3. Light Refreshments and Lunch.
4. Training Materials
5. Certificate.
 
Please note that this training isn’t Free, however a subsidized fee of N5,000 is attached to cover the cost of lunch, training materials and certificate.
This recruitment process is a very transparent one and all successfully applicants will need to have completed the training. Therefore this subsidized fee is not for the employment but for the training.

We hereby invite those applicants who wish to develop themselves and gain meaningful employment to come onboard and we will work hand in hand with you towards achieving your employment goal.

Register for the training by paying subsidized Training fee to-
Name: Excellington International Ltd,
Acct Number: 1016692111
Bank: Uba

Once payment is made, immediately call our training desk on 09057532230, 08176073759 and give us your details so we can forward you the training venue.

Applicants are required to come for training with the following.
1. Printed copy of Curriculum Vitae (CV)
2. Recent passport photograph (2).
3. Photocopy of Credentials. (We will need to see originals before commencing work)
4. Bank payment teller.
5. Valid means of Identification.

After the training, applicants will be required to write an assessment test based on the training received and successful candidates will be offered employment letters based on the category he/she applies/qualifies for.
Deadline for Payment of Training fee is Tuesday, 26th January, 2016.
OR When 200 interested candidates register.
There will be no extension please.
 
It now depends on you, what you want and how much you want it!
 
 
Signed
PATRICK M. ACHIMOGU (Msc, NIM, NITAD)
Director of Training

Dear Applicant,
 
This is to acknowledge receipt of your CV/application for employment in our ongoing 2016 Teaching and Non-teaching Staff recruitment exercise. Kindly note that you are receiving this email only because after careful screening of all CVs and Applications submitted, we consider you eligible for one of the 200 teaching/non-teaching positions available.

Disclaimer: We understand that some of you received information on social media that we are recruiting 200,000 teachers. Unfortunately, that information is a mixup. We are recruiting 200 teaching and non-teaching staff for our clients, NOT 200,000. (with the current state of the country's economy, we doubt if the government or any organization can recruit 200,000 staff at once). We are sourcing for 200 interested and eligible applicants to train and employ for schools.
On this note, we hereby inform you that you are invited for training and assessment test in order to secure yourself a teaching/non teaching employment.

Below are the training details:
Batch A                                                                                                              Batch B
Date: 29th Jan 2016                                                                                         Date: 30th Jan 2016
Time: 7am (Accreditation)                                                                                 Time: 7am (Accreditation)
1st Lecture: 8am prompt                                                                                   1st Lecture: 8am prompt
Venue: to be communicated only with interested applicants to avoid overcrowding of the training venue.
 
                                                Training Benefits
1.Full day training (7am - 3.30pm) in
   I. Modern and effective teaching techniques and methodologies.
   ii. Development of effective reading skills in your students.
   iii. How to Build a Rich vocabulary bank.
   iv. Effective use of web-based teaching applications.
   v. Capacity building and competence enhancement.
   vi. Action points to stay relevant at work and boost your salary.
2. Employment opportunity into high profile schools.
3. Light Refreshments and Lunch.
4. Training Materials
5. Certificate.
 
Please note that this training isn’t Free, however a subsidized fee of N5,000 is attached to cover the cost of lunch, training materials and certificate.
This recruitment process is a very transparent one and all successfully applicants will need to have completed the training. Therefore this subsidized fee is not for the employment but for the training.

We hereby invite those applicants who wish to develop themselves and gain meaningful employment to come onboard and we will work hand in hand with you towards achieving your employment goal.

Register for the training by paying subsidized Training fee to-
Name: Excellington International Ltd,
Acct Number: 1016692111
Bank: Uba

Ojestas:
2 attendance abi 2 attendances!!
Neened abi Neeneded
Smh !!

Lmao

Omo u sabi English wella