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Events / Re: Where Do You Intend To Spend Christmas? by nkoyo22: 12:06pm On Dec 09, 2010
UK is good place
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Change Their Feelings So Quickly? by nkoyo22: 12:05pm On Dec 09, 2010
nice question. but there is no correct answer for all.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Maya Vs 3ds Max by nkoyo22: 12:03pm On Dec 09, 2010
I prefer 3ds
Travel / Recommended Visa Agent/travel Agent by nkoyo22: 11:33am On Dec 06, 2010
I am travelling soon, could you introduce some good travel agent to help me to get Visa? I need their contact information, like Email, phone No. website, thanks.
Business / Visa Agent by nkoyo22: 11:32am On Dec 06, 2010
I am planning to travelling abroad, could you introduce some good travel agent to me, I need to apply Visa. if you can offer their website/Email, that's fintastic
Business / Re: Websites For Checking Airticket by nkoyo22: 11:30am On Dec 06, 2010
Business / Re: Websites For Checking Airticket by nkoyo22: 11:29am On Dec 06, 2010
Autos / Where To Get Latest Auto Information by nkoyo22: 11:22am On Dec 06, 2010
Hi guys, normally which websites do you get Auto information/news?
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by nkoyo22: 11:18am On Dec 06, 2010
Hi, everyone, I do not want to cheat you. when a friend send me this joke, I laugh for long time, so I share with you. If you do not laugh, I give you one more here.****************************** grin
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ', 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'.

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women giver her this subtle "Well, ?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2" hard-bodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women just say, "Oh my God, "
Software/Programmer Market / Any Person Can Design A Stock Program by nkoyo22: 5:04am On Dec 05, 2010
I want to check my stock market too often, can anybody design a stock program to let us check stock information at home? I think many people are loving it.
Jokes Etc / If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by nkoyo22: 5:00am On Dec 05, 2010
A man walks into a bar. On the bar sits a big jar of twenty dollar bills. The man asks the bartender,"What's the deal with the jar of money?"

"Well", the bartender says,"I've got a horse tied up in the stable out back. This horse has never laughed in his life. You put a twenty in the jar, then if you can make my horse laugh, You win all the money!"

The man puts his twenty in the jar, and goes out to the stable. He comes back just a few minutes later, and you can hear the horse laughing all the way inside. The man takes his money and leaves.

About a year later, he goes back to the bar, and they've got another jar of twenties there.

"What's the deal now?" He asks.

"Well",the bartender says,"That damn horse won't stop laughing! So the first person who can make my horse stop laughing wins the money!"

The man pays his twenty, and goes out to the stable. He returns a few minutes later, and the horse is bawling his eyes out. He picks up his money and is about to leave when the bartender stops him.

"Alright", he says,"You have won an awful lot of money from me and I want to know how you did it!!"

"Easy", he says,"I made him laugh by saying mine was bigger than his, and I made him cry by proving it!!"

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