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Bigcake:
Bro do you need a break down?

pls do sir

Bigcake:
As an event planner in which i am, the following breakdown shld see u thro in an average nigerian marriage. Tradition marriage plus payment of dowry and sundry expenses will gulp N450k. Note dat most homes do handle everyting in the trado, in such a case consider urself lucky because d expenses on entertaiment will not fall on u. But to be on d safe side budget atleast N450k. For white wedding propper, this is d breakdown, wedding gown N40k to N50k, wedding ring N30k to 50k, cake N30k, drinks n food N150k, reception venue like field is usually cheaper N20 to 30k. Dj N15k, decoration N50k if in an open field, if in a hall N70k. Reception hall N120k, compare dat wit a field. Souvenir N20k note dat u cld be supported by friends wit more souvenir. Mc N10k. Programme N15k. Note dat people will volunteer to assist u in some gray areas which i hav not listed here. If u need more info on dis and hw to help u plan a cashless wedding anywhr in Nigeria, contact me on 07068613908 EKWERE JNR. Wish u well Bro.

food and drinks 150k? are you hosting your weddings in a convent or what?

macpetrus:
Good news!!!
God bless Nigeria Army
God bless the Good people of the North east
God bless Goodluck
God bless Nigeria!!!!

And God bless all the join-body soldiers from chad, Cameroon and niger

Tallesty1:
Do you believe in Reincarnation?


If yes then I think that baby is one of your grandparent.

S/he knows everything you are doing.

pls show me where the pause botton is cos I can't stop laughing... WTF men

Sometimes when i see guys gulping down bottles upon bottles of beer as though it was mere water they are drinking, i would only wish they know the effect of their actions.

What You Should Know About The Intake Of BEER
The consumption of beer today has become very rampant.

Beer is an alcoholic beverage produced by the saccharification of starch and fermentation of the resulting sugar. The starch and saccharification enzymes are often derived from malted cereal grains, most commonly malted barley and malted wheat

Overtime, sentiments have trailed the analysis that comes with whether beer is good or bad. However, it is a known fact that beer has been in existence nearly as long as man has been on planet earth.

Beer as it is, includes a component of barley, malt, yeast for brewing and it is rich in the Calcium, magnesium, Sodium, phosphorous, Niacin and many more nutrients good for the health. Other research studies found out that improvements in moderate beer consumption causes increased mental health for women, improvement in the density of the bone. Infact, moderate drinkers tend to have a healthy option especially when a bottle per day is strictly adhered to. This can result in the lowering of the risk of cardiovascular diseases such as a heart problem and many more.



Should you increase the intake of beer because of these benefits?? The answer is NO. Excessive intake of beer affects the liver, heart and brain. The liver is the organ responsible for processing of alcohol in your body. When there is too much in your system, the liver will not be able to meet up with digestion and hence it quickly reaches your brain to cause conditions such as intoxication when it distorts the brain centers responsible for judgement, vision and speech.
The advantages of taking beer really has nothing to do with Alcohol, but because most beers contain much alcohol, it is usually safer to choose beers with lesser quantities of alcohol and take them in moderate quantities such as a beer per day.

You would have noticed that some people do not get intoxicated even after taking 3 – 5 bottles. That does not mean it is okay, Scientific evidence has shown that while drinking a bottle of beer per day may improve your health, drinking too much will have a negative effect on your body.

Heavy drinking or being an Alcoholic for men is more than 35 bottles per week and 21 bottles of beer for women. Too much drinking of beer leads to cardiovascular or heart disease, damage to the liver, osteoporosis or Arthritis, pancreatic damage and deficiency to thiamin and mild cancer. However, expectant or pregnant women, people suffering from drug additions or alcoholics, young people (in most countries of the world, the drinking age is 21), liver or heart disease patients, diabetic and hypertensive patients SHOULD NOT be seen near beer at all.

So you can see how very beneficial and the other way round the consumption of beer can be? Moderation is key!

searching4love:



THIS IS WHY I WILL NEVER MARRY A NIGERIAN LADY. THEY ARE FULL OF IMMORALITY AND NOT ASHAMED TO DISPLAY IT IMAGINE A GIRL BITCHING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER FAMILY AND INLAWS. THIS IS A SHAME AND I WILL RATHER DIE SINGLE

Careful what you wish for bro... cos wishes like this are easier to grant

dahreyM:
a picture of U and ur car or adobilivit

seconded

I laff in moroco

Ewww.... even if they use all the gold in saudi to mould that your artificial punny, i wount go there!!!

even more

more

Stumbled on this earlier today

demelza:
It will be preferable for her to go lay down with pigs rather than contemplate your proposal.

And you think he is not worthy of the title "PIG"

Exjoker:
I bet they Girl is tied of the relationship with you thats why she requested for that..
change not even add to her wardrobe? The remain story will be told in the future as once upon a time

I hope so bro

menix:
Luckily 4 mii, am a carpenter.
Easy 4 mii..

funny guy

pix

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This is simply an avenue naira landers can buy,sell and exchange goods and services with ease!
step one:
Up load a picture of what you have for sale or exchange, give a full description of the item and state the item you need for exchange with full details.

step two:
provide a means of contact i.e BB pin, tweeter handle, email or phone numbers as the case may be.


step three:
state your location


pls dont make any payment or exchange without first confirming the authenticity of any transaction, dont give out addresses, and do transactions in public places incase of physical businesses.

EXCHANGE ANYTHING, BUY ANYTHING AND SELL ANYTHING

dtruth3:
chai...! APC how market na?

Next we will hear that BUHARI has decamped to PDP. Nigerian politics self

Chai!! this Atiku is no more than a road side hooker, jumping up and down from one party to the other. ASHAWO

passionate88:
I rep No. 1, but I don't use and dump

ehn! so you use and re use untill they wear out abi let me see you near my sister

Creamish:
Sweetheart...no one is bashing anyone. I don't recall using any condescending word in my post. I recall acknowledging the truth in his list..as they are indeed possible faults ladies might have...but it’s always safer to use "SOME" in place of "MOST" and not always make it seem like a single lady is single because she is any of the listed. Its not always the case.

c'est tout..

picture of your c'est tout or i seriously dont blivit
I kind of admire your defensive spirit for your kind, makes me wonder if i have actually discovered the next biggest feminist (after beyonce) on NL! #a complement though

Creamish:
@Bolded...i was just going to ask whoz been getting married every weekend to the men....if only OP & co know the number of weddings that occur weekly...they'd desist from over-reacting.

If the ladies u date are nuttn to write home about, then its their headache. U truly have no idea how many African women exist...talkless of the justification to use that word "MOST". Granted the aforementioned are bad traits but pls...how many ladies na? How many have u actually dated that are like dat?

Personally, i feel both sexes need to work on themselves. Guys believe this is their world..so they can do whatever and not have "10 things this or 10 things that" listed about them. Datz bull. Decent ladies dont need Mummy's pets, thugs, dirtbags, NFAs (No future ambition)etc.

U know where to meet decent ladies. Dont go to clubs expecting less makeup or fully dressed chicks.

Remember...birds of same feather..

In my own opinion, i think the op did a good job of making an attempt to bring some girls back to their senses.
You might be sure of yourself, but that doesnt mean other girls out there (even in here) are as enlightened as you. So please you should applaud the op, rather than bash him for trying to better your kind!

Relationship abuse is a pattern of abusive used to maintain power and control over a partner.

Abuse can be emotional, financial, sexual or physical and can include threats, isolation, and intimidation.

It’s nothing new for women to stick to partners who beat them black and blue on a daily basis.

People who have never been abused often wonder why some girls would not just leave an abusive relationship.

Our culture seems to encourage men beating women. Our culture sends a powerful message that women are supposed to be submissive to the men, no matter what. Most women cannot abandon their abusive husbands because of what society will say. In some cases, they end up meeting untimely death from such abuse.

There are many reasons why women stay in abusive relationships.

1. Inferiority Complex: Some women do not know their worth. They are often insulted and and put down by their partners and before long, they start to believe they are worthless and begin to believe the abuse is their fault.

2. Money: Most girls remain with guys who beat them because of the money involved. Perhaps it’s the man’s income that allows for a certain lifestyle so the lady might not want to leave, knowing she can’t afford such luxuries on her own.

3. Good Sex: Despite all the battering they get from their partners, some women will stay put because they feel they can’t get good sex from any other person.

4. Too much to lose: Some are forced to stay in abusive relationships because a lot of things are already invested in the relationship like marriage, children, property and others. Some women feel their children are going to suffer if they walk out of the relationship, especially if the man is the sole provider.

5. Fear: Some men threaten the women to hunt them down if the leave and so they rather stay stuck. It the woman has been threatened, she may not feel safe leaving.

6. Embarrassment: Most people remain in abusive relationships because they can’t face the insults and castigation from their friends and family. They are even embarrassed to let people know what they are going through in their relationship.

7. Believe that abuse is normal: Some people grew up in environments where abuse was common and so to them abuse is a normal thing. They might not know it is actually unhealthy and not normal for your partner to beat you.

8. Love: A woman might not want to quit her relationship with an abusive partner because she is so in love with him and can’t afford to live without him. She’d rather die in the relationship than walk out with her life intact. They keep deceiving themselves that he will change someday. Being in love can make abusive behavior seem reasonable.

9. Love of Abuse: Some women just love being abused. They love the idea of their partner beating them which gives them false hope that he loves them. Some women feel their partners beat them out of the love they have for them. Some just enjoy other people inflicting pain on them.

10. Cultural/Religious Reasons: A woman’s culture or religion may influence her to remain in an abusive relationship rather than end for fear of bringing shame to her family. For example, some religion condemns divorce so it would be difficult for a woman practicing such a religion to leave her husband no matter what he does to her.

As much as you want to reason with someone who is being abused, they will either try to justify their reasons for staying or remain in complete denial even though they are aware it is wrong. The decision to say no to abuse is on them and until they decide to walk away, all you can do is show concern rather than judge them. It may not be as easy it looks to walk away.

I have come across these heartless people on several ocasions on my way to the office, and each time i see them i try to look the other way just to contain the anger developing inside me.
This inhuman handling of the sick has been in existence for years now, and i wonder what the so many human rights organisations in the country are doing about it, or maybe the "#bring back our girls" campaign the so called protesters cant give a clear account of is more worthy of attention than an evil perpetrated before our eyes on daily basis.

someone please tell this puppet to sharrap!

chai!!! u guys are fine o

mhyra:
Okay.. we'll try to stop..

Thats what a decent girl would say