₦airaland Forum

freshdude2: You think that's pride? More like a lady's foolishness. Mature minds don't have time for such games. How come she doesn't have that same 'pride' when she's cresting 35?

killuminati: was wrong wit ur brain? Have u been smoking wet salt?

bigiyaro: nobody is quoting any scriptures, i just ask the op to describe how church dance is supposed to look like. Pls don't form any dirty holiness for here jawe

Blockus: 2 Samuel 6:20 "How glorious was the king of Israel today, who stripped himself of his kingly robes and uncovered himself in the eyes of his servants' maids as one of the worthless fellows shamelessly uncovers himself!" (AMP)

bigiyaro: please describe the churchly dance step. David dance and dance until him abgada fall

lomprico: Op, define worldly!

OXYGEN01: I hope MADE IN nigeria is not inscribed on it because it will make people reject it.

overhypedsteve: FTC BABY! hahaha they thought i would never make it, but here i am, standing right above all of them, setting the pace for other commenters, yes this is what power taste like, this is it, this is pur unfettered power,
big shout out to
my mum,
my big sis,(abuja lomo i see you)
my elder bro( who have refused to scramble his investments and leave the north)
my legal friends (lord greene,and jurisputer) i love you all,
and to oga seun for building africa's number 1 site(proudly9ja)
also thanks to Innoson for building cars in 9ja(more oil to ur engines may you surpass TATA of inda and toyota of japan.

nikkyshyne: I have dipped my fingers several times in my pot of soup. Never took notice of the difference.

abdulahi001: This is my thought!!!
When soup is heated, there is vibration between molecules of C-H bond in the oil e.g(palm oil) which weakens the cohesive electrostatic forces between the oil and keep it fairly fermented, therefore retain it's warmness very well, but when opened reverse of the aforesaid is the case. A very stupid idiology
To me those saying bacteria/fungi are wrong because at a very high temp. of 393K or thereabout, no fungi/bacteria can survive living when trapped inside.

MzPreshie: LMAO ooooo. Give me one reason why I shouldn't 'roff' this guy? A goat in name is a goat indeed. You spent 15 years learning to be a player, I wonder how many years you will spend in learning good grammar.

okparaugo: My best meal ever was eaten in akwa Ibom state in 2011. Afang soup with pounded yam and fresh fish to match. Not forgeting Eva botlled water.

May God bless that hotel cook. I cant even trace the place again. Just for N1200, i sweated even from the ears under A.C...

My best cook ever was a calabar raised akwaibomite. Details later...

My igbo sisters are good too .

Apatheist: It's caused by reflection of water.
There are many types.
Http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow

Ishilove: Op, you must be a learner. We produce so many things here.

Abakaliki rice: Forget that the stones in it are in equal proportion with the rice grains, rice na rice

Cassava bread: Forget the high starch content. Bread na bread

Indomie noodles: Forget that the spice(MSG) in it is carcinogenic (cancer causing). The taste is off da shizzle.

Gala and lacasera: Forget that lacasera is a detergent (or so I heard), and the meat in the gala looks very suspicious. It is the unbeatable traffic combo.

Soleh/kill and dry/ rat bomb/otapiapia: These pesky rodent exterminators can compete favourably in the world market. Costs just 50 naira

Agege bread: You can never go wrong with agege bread. Saving lives since the 1980s ( also destroyed more than a few kidneys with it's high bromate contents before NAFDAC banned the use of bromate)

Various ankara materials in the market. Forget that the colours run horribly at the first washing. They look pretty before you wash them.

Paraga: This liver destroying alcoholic concotion can compete with whiskey and vodka, any day, any time.

Ernesto Gbmbf banger/knockout: (More like bombs). The christmas season is incomplete the without the BOOM! GBOWA! GBOM!! of these firecrackers. I watched an AIT programme many years ago where three out of five fingers on the left hand of a cute teenage boy was blown to pieces by one of these bombs bangers, but that is not the issue here.

Nollywood movies, even though 80% of the movies are brain dumbing crap.

Drugs: Those wonder drugs that salesmen with fetid breaths advertise in molues are proudly made in Nigeria. These drugs can do anything from curing infertility to driving away evil spirits.

Etc.







No wait, I think banger is imported...

frank pessu: As 4 me....... I hate my x so much dat I dnt even feel any 4 ha at all.......

pmc01: Abi o. The thing no even connect at all.

I now know the secret of making FP though: just give your post a traffic pulling title like "Go and Die, you Monkey"- GEJ tells OBJ, and that will do the 'magic'.