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I just turn a blind eye to some of their flaws to let peace reign, and also provide stuffs to aid them improve in areas i feel they need to work on.

Freedom of the mind is the greatest indipendence anybody can ever have... Say no to the mind captivity called RELIGION(say yes to christ), say no the dirty game called POLITICS(say yes to democracy), say no to individualism, self centerdness, marginalisation and currupt practices in NIGERIA, then we can have an indipendence day worth celebrating.

Freedom of the mind is the greatest indipendence anybody can ever have... Say no to the mind captivity called RELIGION(say yes to christ), say no the dirty game called POLITICS(say yes to democracy), say no to individualism, self centerdness, marginalisation and currupt practices in NIGERIA, then we can have an indipendence day worth celebrating.

Freedom of the mind is the greatest indipendence anybody can ever have... Say no to the mind captivity called RELIGION(say yes to christ), say no the dirty game called POLITICS(say yes to democracy), say no to individualism, self centerdness, marginalisation and currupt practices in NIGERIA, then we can have an indipendence day worth celebrating.

PapaNnamdi: *drops plate of abacha*


making independence a sentence of consciense, prevents lugrubious dependence to conquer science.



*carries abacha and continues eating without sending anybody*

Daddy pls dont finish the food o, am hungry

LegatusGlaber: Kudos to the military.


But what is monstrous about this tank?

Monstrous in the sense of what it could do to an entire village

pentagonal: this idi0t is definitely high on pej monthly flow.

whenever i see posts from pervs like this, i just wish i am a MOD in NL

Give it to me, and ill return 1.2M back to u in 30 days!

Only persons whos attitude and mentality smells like fart would do such a thing, cos no matter who is present, its wrong to spoil the air intentionally for anyone

marieolae: an expeirenced driver is different from a learner! Why? Because he has been driving for years.

Hahahaha... This mareole girl wount kill me o! I always like your comments cos they are straight to the point, no forming like other NL babes that always come here to tell us their poop is pink colour.

rokiatu: First of all, hes not bored, secondly hes not in competition with anyone I married him out of the lot. And thirdly we go out together all the time only on very fews occasions I go alone. But no matter what, men will be men, even if you're married they will still look.

yea yea yea, guys too crave the attention thing, but ill rather give the attention to those its originally meant for than seek for it

emmyrichie: Ok na... But somehow, suddenly, the bh is on the brink of extinction just when another election manifesto is at the corner... But why's that though? #justthinkingaloud.

I share your thoughts bro... I think these political goats are just messing with our heads

Many are called, only a few are chosen

Most times its the boobies that go for the arm, not vice versa!

penquin: i do all that buh what i mean before the hand touch my boobs will hold it fast with my hands.

I sincerely hope you get the golden boobs award my dear

ladunsky: Na so all the guys for ere go dey shout say they cant drop money for shopping buh deep down na so so mumu-ish things they go dey do when they are struck by ....... and their mumu buttons have been tampered with.

Amen sister, amen

Ladies, i brought up this topic just to show you how tight fisted some guys can be. Well my advice to you is when next a guy make advances at you, just make sure he is not a carpenter before you give a chance.

But wait o... Where are the chibok girls?

nicechic: Am I mad?.........

I dont think so my dear

Exjoker: Jesus! and u claim she loves you? oneday she will ask for an iphone 6 gold from you na that your eyes go clear

And what makes u think i cant afford an i phone 6 gold The money is not the issue here, i just want to know if its proper to do that for a girl friend thats all

kareenQueen: you cant cook and you are proud to say that?? where is your pride and shame??

Bros pls read before you leap, she didnt say she cant cook!

Exjoker: By the way what did she mean when she said you should change her wardrobe for her?

shes giving out her old clothes and stuffs, then needs to replace them with my moni

valdes00: My sister u say?.... I wish I can do dat, buh she's LATE...... I av jus a brother nw n he's nt GAY...

sowi abt your sis, didnt mean to bring back memories

valdes00: Wardrobe u say... I will jus go to the CARPENTER in the nxt street n strike a deal wit him.... A new Wardrobe shuldnt cost me more dan 4k

maybe you will introduce me to your sister when we finally brake up abi? Badt guy

Exjoker: I bet they Girl is tied of the relationship with you thats why she requested for that..
change not even add to her wardrobe? The remain story will be told in the future as once upon a time

The girl in question will fall sick if she didnt hear my voice in a day...

My sharp NL guys, abeg how did you react to such a request from a girl friend even if its not above your means to do it?

CoolHunk: I think the preferential bit as stated here is exaggerated. It's more or less down to probabilty if you know what I mean.

I dont know what u mean!

OohMpa: [color=#808000]8. Get a cane and flog her bum, if it vibrates, tell her she's a good twerker...She must fück you that night

If it echoes, tell her you're an amazing äss clapper, she must fück you that night....

If it reverberates and rebounds on your face, tell her you got a great future behind you, she must have a 3some with you that night.....

Thank ooh Mpa later
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see one of the reasons i hate that beer ooh mpa... Makes u do things your parents might disown you for.

My dear brother, if you are new to happenings like this, ill not just say "u don enter one chance", but you have been in it for too long! Well, its called Faith healing!!! Your pastor gets paid to put you in a state where you believe doctors are the bad guys