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RomanceRe: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by nnamdizen(m): 10:05pm On Aug 04, 2015
RickRichards:
Op, if I slap you, you'll spin so hard you'll create a mini turnado.
chai! I bet you can eat frog stew with boiled yam grin
CelebritiesRe: [PHOTOS] 7 Nigerian Celebrity Children Whose Wardrobes We Would Love To Raid! by nnamdizen(m): 9:54pm On Aug 04, 2015
ammyluv2002:
Cute kids! Can't wait kiss
Tell him to dish the condoms grin
PoliticsRe: Stop The Celebration: The New NNPC MD Is From Delta Igbo And Not An Igboman by nnamdizen(m): 9:51pm On Aug 04, 2015
BIAFRA IS THE BRAIN CHILD OF TRIBALISM, HATE, AND BITTERNESS.


I REFUSE TO BE CONTAMINATED embarassed
PoliticsRe: Why Are Yorubas Wailing For The Igbos Over The NNPC Chairman Appointment? Photo by nnamdizen(m): 9:41pm On Aug 04, 2015
TRIBALISM IS WORSE THAN RACISM [b][/b]
Jokes EtcRe: I Am The Undisputed Most Beautiful & Sexiest Girl In Romanceland (pics) by nnamdizen(m): 9:34pm On Aug 04, 2015
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDIAT!

PoliticsRe: Two Guys Caught Wearing Pampers In Anambra State(graphic Photo) by nnamdizen(m): 9:29pm On Aug 04, 2015
It doesn't matter where the pics were taken. Only a castrated pig would allow a fellow man drill his behind for money or otherwise.


All homosexuals should be burnt on a stake. sad
ComputersRe: 5mb Hard Drive Being Shipped Out, Year 1956 by nnamdizen(m): 1:02pm On Jul 23, 2015
NaijaSingleBoy:
See security and people on top 5mb !! grin

If I could go back to the past, I'll travel there with 32GB hard drive to show them grin

I would make sure I carry a laptop too, to show them that all their ENIAC and UNIVAC super computers that would occupy 3 bedroom flat na waste grin
Too much sci fi movies dey worry u grin
PoliticsRe: Saraki: Jonathan Did Not Give Me Any Bribe Over Missing $20bn by nnamdizen(m): 12:21pm On Jul 23, 2015
kossyablaze:
so ofu ihe mere m ga eji hapu gi.
Ajor Nwa grin
PoliticsRe: Saraki: Jonathan Did Not Give Me Any Bribe Over Missing $20bn by nnamdizen(m): 11:06am On Jul 23, 2015
kossyablaze:
Don't worry.I will handle it when the time comes
Bros abeg go find chair sidon before I slap you angry
PoliticsRe: Saraki: Jonathan Did Not Give Me Any Bribe Over Missing $20bn by nnamdizen(m): 9:30am On Jul 23, 2015
kossyablaze:
Don't insult my profession
Read the news brother, your profession insults Us every single day per second.
PoliticsRe: Saraki: Jonathan Did Not Give Me Any Bribe Over Missing $20bn by nnamdizen(m): 6:36am On Jul 23, 2015
Nigerian politics is synonymous to thievery, witch hunting, and black mail angry
CelebritiesRe: Gbagaun Of The Day : What’s Wrong With DONJAZZY Tweets? (pictured) by nnamdizen(m): 9:47pm On Jul 22, 2015
Iaz93:
OP is an illiterate.
That awkward moment you decided to make your stupidity public grin



OP, know your mate and pick on those in your category.

PoliticsRe: Lagos Woman Bite Me Shouting Omo IGBO With Pix by nnamdizen(m): 9:12pm On Jul 22, 2015
For making English see an untimely death cry, I hope she bites Off that hand.


Thank you grin
FoodRe: How Jollof Rice Was Served In A Party (pics) by nnamdizen(m): 9:24am On Jul 21, 2015
colossus2:
Dis 1 b like Muslims wen wan break fast
grin
PoliticsRe: Exclusive: Rotimi Amaechi's wife In A Multi-billion Naira Corruption Scandal by nnamdizen(m): 8:29am On Jul 20, 2015
Bigger thieves chasing after small thieves... cry



THE NIGERIAN SYSTEM
FamilyRe: Relationship: She Assured She Wouldn’t Tell My Wife We Had Sex...... by nnamdizen(m): 8:38pm On Jul 16, 2015
ShakurM:
look, I don't care joor
Let me eat my food first cheesy
Yuck! I wonder what people call food these days angry
Forum GamesRe: Optical Illusions by nnamdizen(op): 9:58pm On Jul 15, 2015
bigfrancis21:
That is the optical illusion the op is referring to. In other words, pictorial confusion. At first glance, most people would easily see the baby being carried, and assume by default that it is the kid being referred to, only for the head to be that of an adult. However, there is only 1 kid's head in that picture, which belongs to the kid standing behind the woman's arm. That is the right answer.

There may be both assumptions but one leads to the right answer while the other doesn't.
I like the way you think bro, I really do!

...but I wouldn't think in that manner though, cos the last time I did, I failed a simple math test cos I over-solved itgrin
Forum GamesRe: Optical Illusions by nnamdizen(op): 9:36pm On Jul 15, 2015
bigfrancis21:
Behind the mother's right arm, there is a boy standing there with blonde hair. That's the head you're looking for.

Took me 5 seconds to figure it out.
chisos! grin
RomanceRe: Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by nnamdizen(op): 8:55pm On Jul 15, 2015
adeh39:
I reserve my commentlipsrsealed
who you Dey reserve am for naw?
Forum GamesOptical Illusions by nnamdizen(op): 8:54pm On Jul 15, 2015
Spot the kid's head on this pic in five seconds cheesy

RomanceRe: Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by nnamdizen(op): 8:34pm On Jul 15, 2015
adeh39:
Mmmmmn......lipsrsealed
hmmmm?
RomanceEpic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by nnamdizen(op): 12:39pm On Jul 15, 2015
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making Love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset.

‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ she cried. ‘How dare you do this to me –faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a divorce!’

And the husband replied ‘Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.’

“Fine, go ahead,” she sobbed, “but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!”

And the husband began — “Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t use because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t use because I don’t have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t use because someone at work has a pair the same.”

The husband took a quick breath and continued – “She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, ‘Please … do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?’” grin grin


[b][/b]IF YOU WERE THE WOMAN, WOULD YOU STILL NEED THAT DIVORCE?
CelebritiesRe: Yoruba Actresses Show Off Bikini Bods! by nnamdizen(m): 7:22pm On Jul 13, 2015
buygala:
More appropriate title for thread




Bleached-out Sumo wrestlers taking groupie after farting in swimming pool sad


In other news.... Take 2 portion of camphor mixed with Ogiri okpeyi (sweeten with rat piss if you like). You should be Okey in the morning wink


I just ate Yam and bread.... I opened the bread and put the boiled yam inside it embarassed..... Now my eyes are doing me somehow sad.... Please advise me cry
AgricultureRe: What Fruit Could This Be? by nnamdizen(m): 8:52pm On Jul 01, 2015
shamecurls:
Pinemangopawpaw
Some are mad... grin
PoliticsRe: Jay Z Visits Bukola Saraki In Kwara (2006) - Photos by nnamdizen(m): 10:04pm On Jun 12, 2015
iamrealdeji:
Girl,stop lying and throwing false news around,someone was saying this same shi.t last night,you must be an Ilorin girl,the lie circulates a lot in Ilorin,i know everything about Jayz,Jay z did his high school in Brooklyn with Busta and Biggie as classmates,he  never schooled in Nigeria or London and he never even went to college,Bukola Saraki never schooled in Brooklyn and did his high school at King's college lagos,Bukola did his schooling in London.
So stop throwing lies on what you don't know.
Jay Z came to Ilorin because he was an ambassador of a water project  to combat water shortage in Africa,he went to several African countries,and came to Nigeria,Ilorin as well,that was probably the first time he met Bukola Saraki,so stop saying what you don't know
Thaaaaaaaank you my G, fowl yanch stinks grin
PoliticsRe: Jay Z Visits Bukola Saraki In Kwara (2006) - Photos by nnamdizen(m): 10:01pm On Jun 12, 2015
Rumpelstiltskin:
In other words.....Beyonce's husband is a friend of the Senate President. Before you can say Jack Robinson, JayZ will start importing fuel and claiming fuel subsidy too. angry The worst part is that Beyonce will now be using our 'oyel' money to buy expensive pants, bra, make ups, d.ildos, v.ibrators and wines. embarassed

Anyway, my own be say when next JayZ is coming to Nigeria to congratulate Saraki, he should come along with Beyonce's Sister, Solangè (yes, that one wey wire am slap inside elevator sad). I cant wait to lodge with Solangè Knowles at Kwara International Hotels on the bill of the Senate Presidentkiss


Am I dreaming? huh

Meanwhile guess who I went to school with? ...............Usher! shocked We both went to GoldStraw International School, Ogbomosho, Oyo State before he proceeded to the US to do music. He got the name 'Usher' from our school pastor back then cos he was the student responsible for the collection of offering during fellowship huh grin
My friend, Nairaland can't help you, find your way to a stage and become the next Ali baba or even I GO DIE, cos I see talent wasting away grin
PoliticsRe: 10 Most Romantic Nigerian Politicians ; With The Pictures Of Their Romantic Hand by nnamdizen(m): 9:58am On Jun 11, 2015
See these old people can't even kiss properly... Disgusting
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Finally, He Declares His Asset! by nnamdizen(m): 5:32pm On Jun 10, 2015
SarahBabyxx:
Lame smiley
Blind grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Drop The 5 Websites You Must Log On When You Are Connected by nnamdizen(m): 10:41am On Jun 06, 2015
amichaelz101:
Nairaland
Xvideos.com
Nairabet
Soccervista
Livescore
grin
Vaseline nigga grin

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