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Guys c'mon, i mean no harm. Or do you guys think i enjoy it. Its just a simple question, u been in that kinda situation yes/no, notin to it.

You know after closing prayer in church, everybody likes to step out all at once, which causes a commotion. It really feels awkward walking out of the church during closing hours and the ladies starts to use their assets to hit my something....
Or maybe while walking out my hand start hit their behind,and they act like its something casual. It feels so awkward. Share your experiences, if you've ever been in this kinda situation.

Why won't they cheat.
Just imagine, after several rounds with your girl on a sunday evening. You get dressed, went to work just to discover that you had your secretary changed to this Hottie without getting notified. You also found that this chick was totally digging you, i mean she just kept flaunting her assets in your face. Now tell me what are you gonna do?

bravolyk: op with all this shoutout you will make a good bus conductor lolz

you think so

I see the two posters above me

b3llo: They are extreme indeed.

No be lie o, especially the one with the fingernails

You all have got to help shout a big Halleluja unto the Lord, because God just saved me and the rest of my family from getting burnt alive.
Here is what happened ~>

There i was in the sitting room of our 2 bedroom flat, watching tv. Then all of a sudden, i began to perceive petrol, at first it came on soft, so i decided look around and didn't find where the smell was coming from, so i sat down again.

Once again, i began to smell thesame petrol but this time, the smell came on strong, so i decided to look through the window in the sitting room and behold i saw petrol that was poured right on our verandah. So i was like 'how come'? I thought of all i done that evening, and i didn't remember handling petrol. So i was like how come there was petrol all over the place?

Then i decided to let my dad know, my mum heard me telling him about the petrol and she just concluded that it was a mistake i made with the generator set by not stopping the petrol from flowing after i had turned it off. So my dad decided to come check it out and he was also surprised and told me to go call my mum to see for herself.

I thought of looking at the neighbours verandah to see if same thing had also happened. Just as i was about to, the wife of the occupants of the first flat bursted out and started screaming "Dem Wan Burn Me Alive O!". I became dumbfounded and my mind went back to the petrol incident and immediately the initial plan had come to light.

This was exactly how my neighbours kid help thwarted the plans of the enemy -She said she'd already planned on going to bed, so she left her kid in the sitting while she was watching tv, thank God for this. So her kid began to hear noises outside and she decided to look through the window and saw a guy who was trying lite up their generator set which had already been given a fuel bath 'Imagine That'.


Immediately she screamed, the guy left the spot and at that was the moment he poured petrol on our own verandah and some targeted spot round the house. After seeing this, the kid went to alert her mom, who decided to call her husband that had gone on a trip and he after hearing this, called a friend to come check them out. And this friend came with the thought that their gas cylinder had gone off.

After this guy poured petrol on some targeted points, he decided he decided to go have the generator set lit up, after a previously failed attempt. At this time, the kid's mother had already been alerted, so she came close to the window in her sitting room to see what was happening. And before her she saw her death and that of her children and probably the rest of us being put into action. She was gripped by what i would call an extreme shock at the sight of seeing a whole Match Box being lit on her generator set which had been previously given a petrol bath. And at the moment she screamed 'JESUS'!, the guy couldn't take the risk of being caught and left. And initially the friend who the first occupants husband had called, saw three guys running seriously but never knew they were the ones. It was later discovered they were three in numbers.

And once she had the chance to step out, she was still gripped with shock with the thought of 'Na So I For Take Die'. It wasn't just her, after hearing this, i couldn't stop shaking or even speak for the next one hour. I just thinking what if the whole thing had happen, i would have been a goner just like that. Then i started thinking how come the petrol poured on that generator never lit up and i remembered -Diaris God-. Everyone who heard her screaming and those she had called showed at the compound and help all of to thank God for making the Impossible Possible.

I also thank God for using that kid to save a whole lot of generations yesterday. Funny enough this was a kid that usually went to bed within the hours of 8-9 pm every evening.

So with this i want to tell everyone of you who has gone astray to seek forgiveness and have faith in God, because without him, all is lost. I've gone astray more times than i can count and i guess this was and i think might be the only opportunity i get to change my ways. And i also want to oblige all the believers to be strong in prayers and have faith in God, no matter what. And i also oblige unbelievers to please change their ways because without God all is lost.


Once again i want you all to help me shout a big Halleluja unto thy Kings Of Kings.


Imagine if that generator set had lit up. Scares me to think of the outcome.



All these took place within the hours of 22:22pm on Sunday the 27th of July 2014.

Shout out to those girls that wear leggings with same colour with their complexion, it makes u look like a naked mad girl on the street.


Shout out to those girls who wear clothes short enough they cant bend down to pick their dignity.


Shout out to those girls who wear heels and trek.


I respect your hustle.


Shout out to those girls who take their bath and make up early in the morning before they start the days work.


I respect your Cleanliness.


Shout out to the girls who have camera 360,960,1060,20 60 and still have to go take a photo shoot to post a
picture on facebook.


I respect your creativity.


Shout out to those girls who put their legs in their cloth and take a selfie so that their breasts would look big.


I respect your Pose.


Shout out to those girls who wear hidden pad,foam bra,eye lashes,loads of make-up and red lipstick.


I respect your looks.


Shout out to those girls who wear short skirts and draw them all the way.


I respect your Fashion.


Shout out to those girls who sit with a cute guy on a public bus and touch them with all their senstive parts.


I respect your .......


Shout out to those girls who wear clothes revealing their pants and bra straps


I respect your Selfie.


Shout out to those girls who knows all party and night clubs.


I respect your Brain.


Shout out to those girls who think 1000 likes on their pics would grant them a good husband.


I respect your stupid Mentality.


Shout out to those girls who snap pics with their lips looking like kiss.


I respect your hustle.


Shout out to those girls who the only quote they know
is"Use what you have to get what you want"


I respect your hustle.


Shout out to those girls who changed their name on facebook cause their father is on facebook.


From Egbuchalam Chinenye ----->

Iamthatdopegirlwhosefatherislookingforegbuchalamchinenyeonfacebookbutwontfind‬ .


I respect your hustle.


Shout out to those girls who says if she has to quit partying all the time and the way she dresses to find a good husband shed rather stay single.


I respect your hustle.


Shout out to those girls who say beauty is from within.


I respect your hustle.


Shout out to those girls who beat their parents.


Respect your hustle?


AND.


A great shout out to those girls who are doing Good.
Not depending on make-ups and photo editors...revea ling clothes and their boyfriend to know their true beauty.


Who knows that education is power.


Who invests on the future rather than present enjoyment.


Who knows the difference between beauty and brains.


Who is a virtous woman and not a flirtous woman.


#WeLoveYou‬#


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Tell me how can you not visit a forum where you get to see the funniest comments, e-beefs, non stop information, strong criticism and what have you for more than 5hrs on a daily basis. And again, this has to make frontpage so we are able to know why most people come on nairaland daily.

Tell those who loves to create an hype over celebrity gossip. They've really got to get a life.

Na wa o.
Dat means dem go large for bottom o!

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