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Lalalastica pls come see where the sun rises
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Definitely, the SUN must rise from the EAST
IGBO Kwenuuuuu!!!

Very innovative

takenadoh:
Please how did u go abt the backlog issue?

I have 2 months outstanding stipend.


Thanks

my employer filled the outstanding stipend form for me. So tell ur boss to do same

Oh my God the alert of my 3 months outstanding stipend just entered my phone! Plus my 30k
the delay i think was for good

Me don get my own alert. Enugu intern. Remaining my three months outstanding

lanzo:
There is an infighting btw the PRESIDENTIAL committee and CDIFPB one who should be in charge. The board is arguing that the mandate of the committee as clearly stated is TO ASSIST and nothing more, and further that by virtue of instant immigration Act, that they the lawful body to recruit for immigration. The Board is expecting the COMMITTEE to now hand over the exercise to them having assisted in conducting the exercise so far. Reliably, i was informed that the BOARD set up a 3 MAN committee to streamline their position. They are banking on the fact that the current administration is about going, and likely will not pressurized them much to give in. The BOARD am meant to understand has the sympathy of GMB who has ZERO tolerance for corruption and under cutting. The earlier this is issue is resolved, the APL will roll in. Ask yourself what could have stopped the committee from printing the APL long ago and sent it across to the collection centers if all is well. Dont be deterred, we shall all get it soon. I have not reported to my center because am aware of this

some Thomas will still doubt this. Let me tell u all the whole stuff is suspended for now. If u like sleep in that place till one month u will not get the APL for now! I'm affected too

What is the tittle of this movie?

News reaching me now is that whole exercise has bn suspended till further notice

Mama Topeeeooooo abeg borrow me ur small pestle, let me handle the op for posting a stale joke

To those who that have beard, i say

Well in the farm, the land takes the commendation for a yield and not the hoe that cultivated it

T

My own na learn French in just one week

Just called CC now and they said the stipend will not be paid this week because they want to capture everybody including the outstanding stipend. So he said hopefully by next week we will all be paid

Chai Sure-p wan spoil my birthday tomorrow oooo. I no good oooo

Make i tell u the truth as them big so, na so dem manhood just dey like toothpick

As a doubting Thomas wey i be- not until u open ur pu*ssy and i dip my forefinger into it to feel the presence of ur hymen will i believe u are a virgin.

Let's see who first gets alert today

In an ideal sense, focus on sex should be on pleasure derived and not on how many rounds. How connected are you with ur partner and not how many times you heated the other!
If you are a sex addict just call the service of a poor man or woman whose source of pleasure depends mostly on sex. (sex slave)

It's only a poor man that goes more than two or three rounds just to please the partner

that which matter are

the Build up to sex (pre-intimate gestures-strokes,kiss, romantic words and touches that will stimulate sex drive)

the sex itself (depending on the type)

lastly the after-sex cuddling! Chikinnaaaaa. At that point i will sleep off

What is the cub sniffing? Peradventure the sniff enters another level i bet u it becomes a soft meat in it's mouth

Chuukwudi:
So, e don tey weh I'm don start to dey hungry women make them dey piss like us. Hahahahahaha
Dey don jonse. Imagine, If I Commot my Bullala do my own thing, woman go follow me dey stand dey do im own. If I flap my on vigorously to flap out the few drops wey go dey hang, she go follow me dey flap plastic (Abi na rubber) Abi?

Guys, make una no fear. The ddifference is always clear. Our own fit observe the national anthem, their's can't. Moreover, there are two sizable balls proudly dangling and jingling behind ours.

For all of una weh be women. Please, piss una thing the normal way. No be if una wear skirt now I'm go dey like say na man wear the skirt. Infact, the kain thing fit even detach itself from una body hang for your pant. For people weh no dey wear pant, the thing fit just fall through your under as you wan go do interview.

A word is enough for the wise.

ehe my guy, do u care for a bottle of Origin?

asahjem:
he is not a man of God

why did u say so?

Edokpia:
. That is the technical problem I have been talking about,I just hope this April will not be like january when many interns were not paid. Just tell your employer to logon to his portal though it is late to sign timesheet maybe you could be lucky to be one of those they resend timesheet for to resubmit,the oustanding could be attended to but the April stipend go hang oooo.

Edokpia:
. Next week

rallymento:
she has done it before. I will tell her too. But there is no harm in trying

Edokpia:
. Next week

just called Sure-p CC NOW and they told me since i submitted it there is no problem about it

Show patience Gudluck this and i bet u she will challenge Patrick to a grammatical contest

Edokpia:
. That is the technical problem I have been talking about,I just hope this April will not be like january when many interns were not paid. Just tell your employer to logon to his portal though it is late to sign timesheet maybe you could be lucky to be one of those they resend timesheet for to resubmit,the oustanding could be attended to but the April stipend go hang oooo.

this is serious oo! Those it mean it can't be traced back

morewealth:
Thanks boss for the relief.

Pls i can't find my Apr time sheet on my profile account oo! Can it affect my pay?

Edokpia:
. Don't be scared but the best way to confirm if you are not affected is to check on employer profile now to see if the submit timeheet button is there,if it is there just know that you were initially affected and need to resubmit,if it is not there just know that it was initially successful, I was affected that was when I got the experience and I also confirmed it from surep CC, if you recall jan timsheet was affected far more than half of interns were not paid which almost led to revolution on this forum(GISUREP PAY YOUR INTERNS) let's pray little no intern is affected this time arround, no be anybody fault oooo na naija factor, ONE LOVE.

Pls i can't find my Apr time sheet on my profile account oo! Although my employer said he has filled and submitted it including my outstanding stipend form, Can it affect my pay?

cozy7:
K

Behira:
Okai

buygala:
ok

Behira:
Okai

what is this?

Hello dear this is what is about to happen to a female friend

She is 21yrs and was born before her late mother got married to this particular man 41. An average living man who already has 2kids with her late mother, who died of hemorrhage during her third child delivery.

After mourning her for about 1yr, the man stayed up to 2more yrs and approached the family of his late wife to ask them to find him another woman from their family who will help take care of the children at the same time play a wife role. After the family deliberations, they concluded that the young lady whom the late wife gave birth to before marriage to the man will be offered to him since other ladies in the family have been married off. This generated controversy as some argued against it saying it is a taboo for a man to raise children from a mother and daughter, while some argued in favour saying since she is not a biological daughter to the man, the marriage would hold.

Up till now she is confused on which advice to follow.
Pls your advice is needed here. I will show her this thread to read through ur comments. Thanks!

This news smells like Oba Akiolu's fart after taking Eba, Ewedu and oil soup
ehe pls when will Osibande.... Sorry Osibanjo grow tall?

MrsChima:
Close your eyes tight and dream hard!

this matter don enter dream level? Lawaooo no be G-string level we dey so?

MrsChima:
No. I don't wear pants to church on some occasion.

hello how can i confirm this u have just said?

Wetoo! What is G-string sef? Is it that Pant that looks like catapult?


If it is it, i regard it as a quickie pant. Just draw the rope and everything is ready for action.

Don't go to church with it unless u want to have a quickie inside the church restroom.

When going to church just wear the conventional pant that covers everything kpichikom better still wear chewing gum pant and make sure the lines of the pant are not transparent unless u want to offend God-