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My stipend oooo. Havnt bn paid up till nw

jayriginal:
Im just curious. Since they are sharing/dividing demons by two, whats a fraction of a demon? The girl that got 25 out of 50 would give half. Half of 25 is . . .

...twelve and half evil spirits. Guess what? The Half must be a dwarf evil spirit and you know what brief or dwarf person can do talk more of an evil one

Fat man with a sexy lady. Common go and work that pot out

The very reason why no vote should miss out for president Gudluck Jonathan.

OP your kins men i guess

To me Obasanjo is no longer a statesman but a frustrated stateschild.
And i see no reason why he should be regarded as a father for while a father prays for his son to achieve greater than him his case is different because he never wanted anybody to outstay him in office as a president. Gudluck wants to achieve such fiat but he wants to quash it......
Well all i know is GEJ TILL 2019

What do you expect from a party whose chiefspokesman is a LIAR?
LIES OF COURSE!

Etinosajay:
My friend sharrap and stop exhibiting duncehood. Which intonation did he use when he was head of state? Which intonation did umaru Yar'adua use? Which intonation does Boni Yayi of Benin use?

Fools like you are better off selling your phone and buying a radio set, so you only listen and don't talk

keep ur gutter shot and advice him (Buhari) to enroll himself into Sanusi's accent school. Or does it mean he can't help himself out? Ok i remember he doesn't have certificate

LagosBoi2:
I think you need to check why your brain is covered with sentiments

I am a patrotic Nigerian citizen from Western Nigeria who wants change regardless of the tribe where the change comes from

I did not see that Jonathan wanted to grab power when i voted for him in 2011

ur patriotism is a scam

LagosBoi2:
what i think?

I think Jonathan is a scam

I think ''I had no shoes'' was a scam

I think we need CHANGE

I think we need BUHARI

#IN BUHARI WE TRUST#

... Think the change must start from ur downgrading mindset of yo grab power

afolag:
may be he never spoke a word in the war college back then in Cambridge.

may be

I wonder the intonation he would use to convince the west of how he would be democratic if (but not possible) elected

that heavy hausa accent? No No No

Koroaso:
*****GEJ COMMISSIONS 1 MILLION MEGAWATT OF POWER*****
MEANWHILE WE ARE USING GENERATOR TO WATCH THE SAME NEWS ON TV

***GEJ HAS FOUGHT AND KILLED ALL THE INSURGENTS******

MEANWHILE EVEN GEJ IS SCARED TO GO TO CHIBOK

****GEJ IS USING TECHNOLOGY TO FIGHT CORRUPTION*****
MEANWHILE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS HAVE DISAPPEARED IN FEDERAL RESERVE

****GEJ HAS CREATED JOBS*****
MEANWHILE PEOPLE WERE SCAMMED AND KILLED AT A GOVERNMENT JOB INTERVIEW WITH IMMIGRATION.

****GEJ DOESN HAVE SHOES GROWING UP HE IS VERY HUMBLE*****
GEJ USES ONE BILLION FOR FOOD BUDGET IN ASO ROCK AND HAS 6 PRIVATE PRESIDENTIAL JETS,EACH ONE IS 65MILLION DOLLARS PLUS.

***NIGERIANS HAVE HAD ENOUGH DECEPTION****


WE ARE VOTING INTEGRITY THIS TIME !!!!!
WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF AN INSECURE,CORRUPT DECEITFUL, LEADERSHIP






BUHARI/PYO
2015.

.....people were shouting a new child was born yet he is no different from a sheep

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NgeneUkwenu:
Keep consoling yourself!

to NgeneUkwenu i say....

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Algebra

Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe in 1960 campaigns in one of the community in Enugu during the post independence presidential electioneering camping

As i was anxiously waiting for an alert from UBA...lo and behold here they came but very disappointing for what i saw

Great news! Interest rate on our Savings Accounts has increased to 3.9%. Keep saving and reap huge benefits. For details, contact 01-2808822, cfc@ubagroup.com

pple i was pissed off. No alert up till now

Ricardo2400:
What do you think?

ok let me think

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i remember...they followed him from our country his father's village 2b precise! U know why he refused to attend to his late father's shrine and opted for western education. U know wat his ancestral spirits were not happy with him and vowed he will never succeed
doubt these spirits at ur own peril

Although this doesn't sound very Iweala (in Obahiagbon voice) but i know Gej has been defeating and will again defeat and deficate on Them.

Since yesterday i dey wait alert and i no come show......who is incharge of payment for Enugu Interns you dey so?

bamidelej:
nobleaky... pls does that includ those in Lagos??

...everybody so far ur time sheet was duly marked

Just called sure-p customer care rep now and he told me payment is in progress now so if you haven't gotten urs u will get it as soon as possible

Meanwhile Jonathan's daughters are minding their various businesses in their Husband's places, whereas Buhari and Osibanjo's are busy tweeting.

My take: they should go and marry before it becomes late, i don't care about what they tweet whether they got it wrong or right.
I am pro-jonathan!

Crush that E-diot with sledge hammer. Like father like son. Next is Amaechi of Rivers including his partners in looting

I wish i could have this girl all for myself. I so much love her. Whoever knows or sees her should help me tell her to be my val. She is my crush

Whoever photoshoped these pictures can make a good shopping at Dubai and Europe malls.

puntersmind:
Wait till payments starts, will check it next week.

big bros wen will payment commence?

Police Mbu daring Governors since king David used his Moses staff to divide Bethsheba's Red sea. Ask me and i will refer you to Gov Amaechi of Rivers

prixxy7:
dis actually got me cracking! Lmao!

...u mean like DVD or VCD: which one?