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Literature / Re: Scammer Alert! by Noblejohn32(m): 3:54pm On Mar 17
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Literature / Re: My Sugar Mummy Experience by Noblejohn32(m): 5:32am On Feb 29
4KNGOATS:
Nice story with poor ending. If it was my story, it would have ended like this.
So After reading that note she kept for me,I felt humiliated and instantly a boiling rage for revenge began to boil within me,a murderous thought came to my mind and there and then,I knew what I had to do to this evil woman.the next day I called her and promised to give her a better performance,that I was sick and that my services this time around would be free,that I wanted to prove myself to her. She sounded surprised. "Ok I hope this time around you will not end up like a fuel-less vehicle" she responded teasingly and then said we should meet at the same spot tomorrow.
Then I called Ejike my good friend to plot the plot. The next day we met,she was bossy as usual. "Come here boy remove that rag you're putting on and come give me a head,I encouraged her by asking her to spread her legs wider-giving my unseen cameraman a better view. "Spread that legs sweety I want to see your beauty" I ordered. She was pleased doing as she was told,even performing other lustrous moves saying "or yeah it's been long a man asked me this things". Then when I was sure her nude had been fully captured,I called out Ejike.He came out behind the blind where he was hiding with two long wipes as we planned and said "nice view wanne this bitch will pay dearly for what she did" .then I recieved one of the long wipes made of a metal cable from Ejike." You think sey you dey wise madam everybody is going to see you for who you were unless we decide to have pitty on you"now this is the punishment for your stupid behavior yesterday. We trashed her making sure her skin was forming red lumps before we stopped then I gave her my blackmailing terms and conditions........

I just did it for fun...never really paid attention to it. Nice ending

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Literature / Re: My Sugar Mummy Experience by Noblejohn32(m): 5:31am On Feb 29
immortalcrown:
First, tell your parents the story. Second, tell your children the story when you birth children.
It's a fictional story.
Literature / My Sugar Mummy Experience by Noblejohn32(m): 10:18pm On Feb 28
🔥My Sugar Mommy Experience 🔥

So, I had this female friend, her name was Janet. 23-year-old, tall, busty and smart. She was a family friend and a close friend to me. 2020 before the covid, she met this Admiral who took an interest in her. The man was married with two kids…so I heard.

One day, he asked her out and they started having a daughter and father relationship. Janet was the daughter and this Admiral was the sugar Daddy. Her life took a paradigm shift because, in the space of two months, she was a million rich with two expensive iPhones. She is a designer and right now, she is in the UK. She would always tell how this man loved her and rarely had sex with her. They only had sex twice in a month, he just wanted her companionship.

This heightened my desire to have a sugar mommy because I saw it as a quick route out of poverty. I mean, I had been wasting my sex before, so it was time to monetize my sexual prowess.
This became my prayer point and in 2021, I was hired to MC a wedding reception at Eket Local Government Hall. After the wedding, one fat aged woman, probably in her forties called out to me. She complimented my oratory skills, talked about my jokes and how I cracked them effortlessly and she loved my eyebrows.

We exchanged contact and I left, we started chatting on WhatsApp and she asked me about my ambition. I told her that I am a writer still trying to fully monetize my contents and start earning big. She told me money wasn’t going to be the issue. Then, one evening, she told me she liked me. She said I'm smart, humble, handsome and good enough, I was single.

My heart skipped as she kept praising me and I kept thanking the host of Heaven because an opportunity was on the way. Then, she asked to be my sugar mommy. I screamed Yes, at that point, I knew the Lord answered prayers. I told her I had a girlfriend and she ordered me to break up with her.

I didn’t plan to do that because I wanted to follow Janet's formula. Janet had a broke boyfriend at a private poly technic which she always send money to. So, I planned to hide my girlfriend and then share the spoils of my sugar mommy escapades with her.

I mean, we have been having none profitable sex, so it was high time I started making profit from my 4.5 inches cock.

So, the D-day arrived and I was to meet her at a certain hotel at Eket Oron road. I asked her for transport and she told me to borrow that she would pay when I arrive. That was supposed to be a red flag but I cared less. I mean, she was a contract staff on a reputable oil company in Eket.

I got two hundred naira from my girlfriend and paid my way down there. I arrived her room to see her sprawled on the bed like an amoeba. Her deflated stomach was like a sac of garri with skin layers. I was used to my girlfriend succulent thighs but this one, I saw a pillar on the bed. My heart skipped and I knew this battle would be spiritual.

“Climb bed and start sucking” She ordered.

“Suck gini, ma’am I am hungry” At least I needed to eat before I indulge myself in the act.

“Don’t you know you came here for business? Why didn’t you eat before coming?” she asked.

Business kwa? That very question set off an alarm in my head. But this isn’t how Janet's sugar daddy treated her na. Or was there something in this job Janet didn’t school me on?

“Maam, I just left my work place and I am starving” I begged.

“Climb and suck, I’ll order room service later” She urged.

I climbed on top of her and parted her legs, I couldn’t even find her entrance. I kept digging through folds of fat until I saw it. It was the widest cùnt I had ever seen, I bent my head to suck thinking it will taste like my woman's own. I tasted something like over night akamu with a touch of fermented maize. I wanted to lift my head up but she pressed my head deeper and I almost choked.
My head was spinning, I was begging for déath.

“Daddyboy, suck me properly now” She moaned.

I wonder who the Daddyboy was, because certainly not me. When she finally freed my head, I slumped on the bed, breathing like I just embarked on a marathon.

“How come I read your books and you narrated this oral job very well, but now you can’t even touch my Gspot” She exclaimed.

I didn’t even know what to say, I just laid still.

“Oya, what’s your favorite style?” she asked.

“Ankara, but I love corporate suit” I replied.

“You must be very, very stùpid, I’m asking about your favourite sëx style".

“Oh, sorry my brain switched off!”. Truly it did switch off.

“I like cowgirl, I like my baby riding me” I said, I never knew I just issued myself a mûrder warrant.

She got up in full strength and yanked my clothes away. I wanted to protest that she should take it easy as that was the only red shirt I had for work. But then, I knew I would be paid handsomely.

She pulled out my 4.5 inch cock and played with it. She then climbed on me and mounted herself. All her weight was transferred to my stomach region and I felt like vomiting my intestines.

“Maami, please you’re suffocating my stomach” I cried.

“Oh Akwa Abasi Ibom eyóng, nsi inem ntë ekpa nfed” She moaned.

My Life was displayed right before me on HD screen and I knew I was going to hell. How would my parents feel if they hear that I died in an hotel room. What of my Boss that is owing me three months salary, how would I collect it? I would leave my pretty girlfriend? I kept begging God for a second chance.

“Oh Noble, Oh Noble” She kept ramming her entire weight on my stomach.

“Maami, I can’t breathe” I begged.

“You won’t die, you will live to declare the works of my iném itud”.

Stūpid me answered Amen.

I sighed in relief as she rolled off me and I started breathing properly. If not, I would have died in active service. She went on all fours and pointed her thick ass to me.

“Doggy, oya, sharp sharp. No time to waste time” she sounded like an igbo woman.

I couldn’t even lift myself from the bed, I managed to get up and I penetrated her. I kept thrusting and crying.

“Ma’am, I need glucose”.

“Why can’t I feel your cock inside of me? Have you entered yet?”

How would feel my 21 year old cock when you already have a child my age. I persevered, kept thrusting until I slumped on the bed.

I don’t know how long I was out, but I woke up to see a sachet of water and sachet glucose. I got off the bed with a splitting headache and headed to the locker. There were five pieces of five hundred naira.

“Damn! 2,500?”

There was a note on the table.

‘Hello Noble, I meant to pay you a sum of 9,500 but you didn’t perform well. The last time we spoke, you claimed that your Dad disowned you and I was expecting a good ‘head' since you don’t have a head in your family. But no, you didn’t do well. It is not in my best interest to continue with you. But if you feel you can perform better, call me!”

I knelt and cūrsed her! I blocked her on WhatsApp, used the 2500 to get drugs for myself and I vowed never to have a sugar mommy again.
Maybe if I come back to life as a lady, I would consider having a sugar daddy.


John Mfon
#Noblewriter

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Literature / Re: . by Noblejohn32(m): 6:49pm On Jan 26
I just pray Nairaland mods do something about these fraudulent guys.

Last year, I did a job for one Matthew...worth 95k...He told me he was going to pay after two weeks and then he ghosted.

70% of outsourcers here are scammers...you do a gig, it gets approved and they will ghost when it's time for payment. I don wash hands commot from NL outsourcers.
Literature / Nonfiction Writer Needed by Noblejohn32(m): 12:57pm On Jan 17
There is a 30k words nonfiction project on an American politics. I need a proficient ghostwriter well versed in writing political nonfiction project. He or she must have a strong knack for research.

Please and please, I don't need a beginner.
Don't come with the intention of learning on this job.

The pay comes in once the gig is approved by my client and there will be continuous projects.

Please interested candidate should send a dm with at least one sample to 0.7.0.3.5.2.8.3.5.8.1..
Romance / Re: Romance Section Moderators Wanted by Noblejohn32(m): 2:14pm On Jan 08
I nominate TripleLTD
Literature / Re: The Devil's Love (a Tale Of A Rapist) By John Mfon by Noblejohn32(m): 7:17pm On Jan 04
Good evening all.

If you are in need of a professional fictional ghostwriter, I am available.

0.7.0.3.5.2.8.3.5.8.1
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Year Nairalanders by Noblejohn32(m): 12:04am On Jan 01
Happy New Year..
Welcome to our year of endless possibilities!

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Business / Re: Sevicom101 Defrauded Me by Noblejohn32(m): 4:23pm On Dec 23, 2023
I'm trying my best. He has blocked me!
LogicallySXT:


Use this number and fish him out.
Business / Re: Sevicom101 Defrauded Me by Noblejohn32(m): 3:35pm On Dec 23, 2023
I'm so depressed right now. Feeling suicidal!
Business / Re: Sevicom101 Defrauded Me by Noblejohn32(m): 3:28pm On Dec 22, 2023
UniversalAngel:


They are a big organisation not an app.
I didn't know this before
Business / Re: Sevicom101 Defrauded Me by Noblejohn32(m): 3:24pm On Dec 22, 2023
UniversalAngel:


Why didn't you use TRENNIX GLOBAL? They helped send to Poland and they can do for different countries also.
Is it an app?

I'm weak as it stands
Business / Re: Sevicom101 Defrauded Me by Noblejohn32(m): 3:22pm On Dec 22, 2023
Please, Nairalanders I am at crossroads! The money was for someone medical fee.
Business / Re: Sevicom101 Defrauded Me by Noblejohn32(m): 3:21pm On Dec 22, 2023
+234..913.. 356..7391 is his contact! No one should do business with him.
Business / Re: Sevicom101 Defrauded Me by Noblejohn32(m): 2:59pm On Dec 22, 2023
I contacted Servicom101 and he scammed me of 45,000CFA.
Business / Re: Sevicom101 Defrauded Me by Noblejohn32(m): 2:43pm On Dec 22, 2023
So, there is no reliable exchanger on nairaland. I just got scammed of 49500CFA. 😥😥😥
Business / Sevicom101 Defrauded Me by Noblejohn32(m): 10:07am On Dec 22, 2023
I was scammed by sevicom101. He's a fraudulent exchanger.

This are his details:
Number: 673912650
Name: Asang Azinwi
Float

His contact; +234 913 356 7391

He scammed me of 49500CFA
Literature / Re: Scammer Alert! by Noblejohn32(m): 9:41pm On Nov 21, 2023
I've forwarded the case and all the evidence to the necessary authorities.

I have been civil enough with him.
Literature / Re: Scammer Alert! by Noblejohn32(m): 9:21pm On Nov 21, 2023
This was yesterday. i don't know if something can be done to put a halt to all of this. it is disheartening.

Literature / Re: Scammer Alert! by Noblejohn32(m): 9:18pm On Nov 21, 2023
More evidence

Literature / Re: Scammer Alert! by Noblejohn32(m): 9:16pm On Nov 21, 2023
And that's his picture. I actually made my investigations before posting it here
dominique:
Post screenshots of your chats with him not photos of him. You don't know him so you wouldn't know if he's the one in the photo or not. If you've forgotten his username, how did he reach you?

Next time, insist on an advance payment to avoid stories that touch.
Literature / Re: Scammer Alert! by Noblejohn32(m): 9:15pm On Nov 21, 2023
After he lied about the payment date, he now brought up a new issue of wanting to pay after 14 days.

Literature / Re: Scammer Alert! by Noblejohn32(m): 9:13pm On Nov 21, 2023
I sent him a message immediately I saw the offer here.

Literature / Re: Scammer Alert! by Noblejohn32(m): 9:12pm On Nov 21, 2023
I think he has deleted it. But I'll post all our chats. He's owing 10k, and normally I wouldn't have brought this here but his heartless act warranted this.
dominique:


Can you find the topic?
Literature / Re: Scammer Alert! by Noblejohn32(m): 8:49pm On Nov 21, 2023
On it
dominique:


Can you find the topic?
Literature / Re: Scammer Alert! by Noblejohn32(m): 8:44pm On Nov 21, 2023
I will
blaquemyc:
Post evidence na
Literature / Re: Scammer Alert! by Noblejohn32(m): 8:43pm On Nov 21, 2023
He posted his job offer here on Nairaland.
dominique:
Post screenshots of your chats with him not photos of him. You don't know him so you wouldn't know if he's the one in the photo or not. If you've forgotten his username, how did he reach you?

Next time, insist on an advance payment to avoid stories that touch.
Literature / Re: Scammer Alert! by Noblejohn32(m): 8:42pm On Nov 21, 2023
He keeps telling me, Calm down, I'll pay.

And he only replies when I threaten.

I'm like dude, client has approved...What's stopping me from getting my money.

He will even teach me what to call, telling me he will pay when he wants to.

Guy, when will you pay me?..

He will tell me that it shouldn't be my problem!

Literature / Re: Scammer Alert! by Noblejohn32(m): 8:32pm On Nov 21, 2023
This is the scammer's picture
Literature / Scammer Alert! by Noblejohn32(m): 8:28pm On Nov 21, 2023
Good evening Nairalanders, I'm Noble a popular writer here on Nairaland.

So, last month I sent a message to a particular outsourcer here who needed a writer. So, we started talking and he gave me a gig.

In the course of writing, he kept calling me, asking questions about the situation of things and I let him know. I submitted the job early enough and the client approved the same day.

Before I got the job from him, we had an agreement that I'll get paid immediately after the job to build trust.

After the gig, he told me to 'Calm down'. He sent another job the next day and I delivered early enough. He told me it was approved and I requested to be paid. He promised to pay after a week.

The day came and I sent him my account details. The dude ghosted me and never replied messages or answered my calls. I had to use another number to call him and he told me not to call him again.

This is someone who kept calling me when i was handling his project. So, I asked him about my money and he said he was sick. That was a big lie because he kept reading my messages without replying.

I asked him about my money and he claimed he was going to pay after 14 days. I was angry at him because it wasn't what he agreed upon. I threatened to call him out on Nairaland and he dared me to do it.

I didn't. Now, it's getting to a month and he is refusing to pay me. He replies my messages at will. I have asked him countless times, begged for my money and he keeps telling me he will pay anytime he wants to.

In his words, "It's not your concern when I'll pay".

Everything I've put out here is the truth and I'm calling on the mods and Nairalanders to look into this and take necessary actions so we can put a halt to this scammers.

I may not remember his moniker but I'll be putting his contact and his pictures. I have evidence of our chats.

His contact is 07035158998. He is a scammer!

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