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Programming / Make Money Developing Websites For Business Owners, Churches, Schools And Others by noblenadis(m): 3:00pm On Jun 30, 2020
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Web Market / Over 200k In 3o Days Developing Websites For Business Owners, Churches, Schools. by noblenadis(m): 2:51pm On Jun 30, 2020
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Romance / 5 Secret Technique Every Woman Wants In Bed And How To Give It To Them Hot by noblenadis(m): 5:02pm On Dec 13, 2018
5 Secret Technique Every Woman Wants in Bed and How To Give It To Them Hot

Here’s the truth about what women really want in bed.

Master these 5 simple, but POWERFUL techniques in this book and you’ll become ‘a SEX SUPER MAN’ she’s always wanted.

If you apply these techniques the way I outlined them, your woman will be calling you ‘My Super Sex Hero’ in the next 3 days and from that first day onwards, she will keep calling you that name till death do both of you apart… I'm dead serious...

In fact, you will save yourself from another embarrassment of 5 minutes ejaculation.

It's unavoidably shameful each time you fail to satisfy your partner or girlfriend after making love to her. The next thing...

She will start perceiving you as a good for nothing sexually weak man. Then it will start affecting her mood each time you propose to make love to her.

Obviously, she will start avoiding you probably because she's not enjoying you during sexual intercourse.

Finally, she will start cheating on you officially and secretly.

Here is the thing...

I often hear some people say that every woman is the same in terms of sex.

From my personal experience, I can tell you with a resounding NO that - every woman is not the same.

Yet at the same time - there are 5 things that every woman wants in bed. And if you take your time to master these 5 things...

You will become A SUPER SEX HERO most women spend their entire lives dreaming of, but never truly find.

Here is the question...

Can you really become A Super Sex Hero even if you're old, fat, ugly, or have small cock?

To answer that question, let me tell you a real life story. I will be brief I promise...

One night, I was out in a nightclub with a very good friend of mine.

We sat at a table in the VIP area with a couple of girls we had met a little earlier in the night. Things were going well and we were about to leave with the girls to go to another venue.

But then I had one of those moments where you witness something so crazy it causes you to nearly spit your drink halfway across the room whilst simultaneously rendering you speechless for several seconds.

You see, this guy enters the room - laughing, joking and clearly having a great night - with not just one, two or even three hot girls on his arm...

But four.

"YES" - he had four HOT GIRLS on his arm

And the thing is...

They ALL looked into him...

Stroking him, hugging him, kissing him... all over him... And, well – you get the idea.

He had four hot chicks on his arm and for the moment - every eye in the room was on him. It looked unreal, but it was a reality.

Right now, you might be thinking that he was tall, dark, possibly handsome, well body built with 6 packs, and seriously rich.

But here's the weird thing...

He was NONE of those things. Well, he may have been rich - but he certainly didn't show it. He wasn't throwing his money around like many of the other wannabes you see in night clubs.

He was probably 5ft 4" on a normal day...

He had quite a belly...

He was dressed in beat up jeans and a shirt that looked like he'd had it 10 years...

He was definitely NOT good looking...

He even looked at least 20 years older than each of the girls on his arm (he was probably '50-something' and they all looked to be in their late 20's)

And get this...

one of the girls went to buy him a drink. So he wasn't splashing his cash on his 'dates.'

What was interesting was that these girls looked SERIOUSLY INTO HIM.

Anyway, a few minutes later a friend of mine came over and explain to me who this guy was...

Turns out he had a reputation in my area for being EXTREMELY GOOD in BED.

Women literally loved him for the pleasure he could give them.

He was so damn good at giving women pleasure that certain women were willing to SHARE him and they didn't care that he wasn't, tall, good looking, big belly or rich.

He just mastered how to unleash the SEX god in him and use it to give women great sexual pleasure.

What's the point of this story?

Simply to show you the fact that giving women GREAT SEXUAL PLEASURE and making them addicted to you in the bedroom has nothing to do with your physical appearance.
And "NO" - it has nothing to do with the size of your cock.

Listen. Giving women GREAT SEX has everything to do with the 5 things you're about to discover in this book. "THE 5 THINGS EVERY WOMAN WANTS IN BED " and the BONUS book, "HOW TO LAST LONG IN BED"

If you really want to start lasting longer in bed, stop embarrassing yourself with your 5 minutes’ ejaculation and as well learn the 5 POWERFUL techniques every woman wants in bed, then these 2 books are for YOU.

Here is what you need to do RIGHT NOW to get these POWERFUL eBooks that contain everything you need to know about giving your woman a great sex. Chat me up immediately on WhatsApp (09076991415) and request for the account number to pay the some of N2,900

PS: Please note that you will only get the BONUS material, "HOW TO LAST LONG IN BED" if you make payment before 12:00 mid night tomorrow after which you will only get "The 5 things every woman wants in bed" material for N2,900.
Programming / Re: PHP Gurus - Please Help With A Form. Thank You by noblenadis(m): 4:22pm On Jul 13, 2017
success9:
Hello gurus (I doff my hat).

I'm having an issue with a form that I initially thought will be easy to deal with (I'm just learning PHP). I created a list of fictitious users with the following data stored in my database: username, password, email, phone, sex, date of birth, country, state and some other columns with boolean values.

This is the form:
<Form>
<Select type="text" name="sex">
<Option value="1">Male</option>
<Option value="2">Female</option>
</select>
<Br>
<Input type="number" name="from" value="" placeholder="from">
<Input type="numbe" name="to" value="" placeholder="to">
<Input type="text" name="country" value="" placeholder="country">
<Input type="text" name="state" value="" placeholder="state">
<Input type="submit" name="submit" value="Search">

I have tried with the little knowledge I have to query my database but I keep getting error with my age calculation.

How do I go about it?
Secondly, how do I get it to return list of users with matched results with each list coming with an array(username, profile pic, location and age).

I will be grateful.


A lot of things are not quire clear with your post.

1. You said "I have tried with the little knowledge I have to query my database but I keep getting error with my age calculation." The question is, are you calculating their age or do you want to retrieve their submitted 'age data' from the form filed during submission. If you are calculating their age, you may need to provide the parameters and PHP code snippet you are using, if possible the exact error message after clicking the submit button.

2. For the second question, you can simply query the database using SELECT statement to retrieve all or specific columns from the database. eg, if your table name is 'users' you could write: SELECT * FROM users; This simple statement will retrieve everything from the database table 'users'. To display it to the browser, simply assign the query result to a variable and use the PHP echo function to display it.

I hope this helps.
Business / Re: *MODIFIED* Making Money With Publishing on Amazon Kindle, CreateSpace, etc by noblenadis(m): 4:46pm On Mar 25, 2017
craigkoel1989:
thanks to this thread. I ve made $40 in just 2 weeks from just 1 book. God bless this Op. To show my appreciation. I will send a free ebook on how to format and upload in kindle for anyone who ask. Just drop your email here and i will send it to you all without asking for a dime. Let us combat unemployment together doing what we love

Please i need the book. My email is ogujinna(at)gmail.com
Business / Re: *MODIFIED* Making Money With Publishing on Amazon Kindle, CreateSpace, etc by noblenadis(m): 5:09pm On Mar 24, 2017
djlaqua91:


Thanks I have gotten the EIN Number and updated my Tax information.

How long did it did for them to confirm it and I just realized that i gave the IRS my first two names but use three on Amazon Tax form .
Hope that won't be an issue.

Thanks once again.

Congrats bro on getting your EIN. Did you use Nigeria address when you called IRS? Thank you.
Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by noblenadis(m): 1:47am On Mar 24, 2017
AncientTimes:



You do not need dormucilliary account for your transaction. Just register with payoneer, once you are paid by Amazon, you can withdraw your money at Nigerian ATMs in Naira value. I hope this answers your question.

Yes it does. Thanks a lot.
Business / Re: Put Your Business On The Internet Now And Reach More Customers by noblenadis(m): 1:31am On Mar 24, 2017
This offer ends after 5th of April. Let's discuss your project NOW. Call 08039317788.
Business / Put Your Business On The Internet Now And Reach More Customers by noblenadis(m): 12:01pm On Mar 23, 2017
*UNBELIEVABLE BUT TRUE*

With only N15,000, i will help you build and host a responsive website for your business including a Facebook business page in 2 days or less.

Internet has completely changed the way we do business in recent times. That's why BILL GATES says, "if your business is not on the internet, you will soon be out of business."

Let me ask you few questions...

1. Do you want to reach more customers, increase your business coverage and double your business profit, but your business is nowhere to be found on the internet?

2. Have you ever wanted to own a professional business website but asked to pay huge amount of money by website design company or developers?

3. Do you want to refer prospective customers to your business website where they could read more about your business, products or services you offer and get contact details so they can negotiate business with you?

4. Are you still using Gmail and Yahoo mails to run your business in this 21st century when your competitors are using custom business emails, such as, contact@yourbusinessname.com?

If you answer yes to these questions above, then read to the end.

I will help you build and host a professional business website plus Facebook business page that will generate more customers without spending huge amount of money.

YES! With only N15,000, I will make it happen in 2 days or even less.

Here is what you will get:
1. A domain name that will carry your business name plus Unlimited custom business emails like: sales@yourbusiness.com, info@ yourbusiness.com, contact@ yourbusiness.com.

2. High speed web hosting plan plus complete access to your CPanel.

3. I will teach you the A B C of how to manage and update your website by yourself without writing any single line of code.

4. A standard Facebook business page to reach over 20 million Nigerians on the platform.

5. A standard Twitter business page to reach more customers.

6. A blog integration for your business growth.

7. SEO Optimized so people can easily see your business on Google and other search engines.

All these mentioned above worth over N200,000.

But wait. Here is the main deal...

If you take this offer before 5th of April, you will only pay N15,000. This offer ends after 5th of April and the price will return to N120,000. Book Now.

Why am i giving you this offer? Let me tell you.

Owing a business website is for everyone that runs a business, both big and small, and not just for big companies alone.

Another reason is that i need at least 10 recently designed website to win a bigger contract in a very big digital agency that based abroad. Once i get the first 10 serious persons, i will terminate the offer immediately, so secure your position NOW while the offer is still valid.

*Here are 4 additional BONUSES for the first 10 people that will book before 5th of April.*

1. I will create a professional logo for your business brand if you don't have one.

I will help you design custom Facebook and Twitter cover images for your business.

3. I will also help you source all the images for your website if you don't have them.

4. One month on-going support after the initial launch of your website. I will personally support and answer your question for one good month if you have any.

And finally you have nothing to lose with *my 100% unconditional guarantee of service satisfaction.* Which means for any reason you are not satisfied with my service, i will refund your money completely.

To accept this offer, do any of the following:

1. Click on the whatsapp link on my signature now let's discuss your project.

2. Call 09085021383 or 08039317788 let's talk about your project.
Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by noblenadis(m): 1:54pm On Mar 19, 2017
mk82:

Payment for Nigerians is check. PDF is not a good format. there are software dat can be used to convert directly to kindle format.Ms word is also accepted. the only problem is to get the formating.
Thanks a lot for your effort to help as many Nigerians as possible to succed with KDP. My question is, do i need dormicilliary account to cash the check or is it possible to cash the check using savings account since is a dollar check? Thank you.
Investment / Re: How You Can Make N15k Weekly by noblenadis(m): 8:42am On Oct 14, 2015
jily:
What Do You Desire The Most? v Buying a new car. v Being strong & healthy. v Paying your rent on time. v Helping people to succeed. v Gaining financial freedom. v Having your own dream home. v Supporting yourself through school. v Starting businesses and investments. v Traveling out of the country for holidays. v Spending more time with yourself & family. v Having friends that share your dreams & values. v Paying your children’s fees without much stress. v Becoming your own boss & controlling your income. v Being able to give more to your church or charity. v Having peace of mind that comes from knowing that all your needs and those of your loved ones will be met on time.. Whatever it is, one thing is certain. You can’t achieve most of your goals without money! Money may not be the most important but all that’s important in your life is affected by it. That’s why I am recommending the Project 1-9-90 Opportunity as the vehicle that will drive you to your desired destination in record time by helping you generate the money you need to make your goals a reality. For more info, add me on whatsapp: 08098445228

Thanks for sharing this opportunity. My question is how much have you made yourself since you started, because getting people to sigh up for Network marketing in Nigeria is not a joke even if is N200 initial investment?

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Education / Re: Make money online with MMM by noblenadis(m): 8:40am On Oct 14, 2015
franklin63:
Making money online has just become easy,clean and smooth. Project 1-9-90 is the drill!!!
It has made network business affordable and easy. The project 1-9-90 platform operates on a 2 by 4 matrix and for fun you sell nothing, all you do is network. Have you been looking for a reliable source of income that can reward your effort instantly? Project 1-9-90 is the answer. This online business offers you the opportunity to invest 10euro for the first level and make 31euro at the end of the first cycle. The problem of how to receive your money in naira equivalent has been reduced effortlessly. You are paid instantly for your referrals into your perfect money account and you convert it straight into your nigerian bank account. It is hundred percent safe and clean. I am ready to answer all your questions concerning this business, just post your questions and I will offer free answers to them or better still reach me on ude.nmaju@gmail.com. Make it online....

Thanks for sharing this opportunity. My question is how much have you made yourself since you started, because getting people to sigh up for Network marketing in Nigeria is not a joke even if is N200 initial investment.?

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Business / Re: I Work 8 To 5pm And I Need Extra Income Please by noblenadis(m): 8:48am On Oct 11, 2015
uwem18:
why is that people can not give people information to help people for free

Because helping people is a service that consumes people's time and time is money. There is limit to free help. Moreover people abuse free help so much that am thinking of stopping it myself. Anything you do in life to make money is helping that person solve their problems, why receive a reward for it then? Why not free? Or do you help your boss for free without salary? Am sure you're not.
Technology Market / Re: Professor On Any Type Of Generator. by noblenadis(m): 8:19pm On Oct 07, 2015
enochogaga:
Am here to give you any answer about fault on ur generators, and how to identify original generators.

Please I need your help. My small SUMECFIRMAN Generator's capacitors keep blowing each time I change it. I even bought a higher voltage rated capacitor of 24 micro farad 450V AC against the one it came with (13 micro farad 350V AC ). This normally happens 5 - 10 minutes of starting the Generator. Please what is likely to be the cause and what should I do to solve the problem. Thanks.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by noblenadis(m): 8:03am On Aug 06, 2015
sname00:


first do you use gmail? if yes, did you open the message from a mobile phone? if also yes, then you shld try opening the message from a pc.
You just have to rap it in if/else statement and run the code. Lol. your statement reminds me when i first learnt to use the logic in JS

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Investment / Re: Steps To Owning A Pharmacy In Nigeria by noblenadis(m): 3:45am On Jun 04, 2015
gmacnoms:
my mama own na so e b...... no b jhoke o.
LOL
Investment / Re: Steps To Owning A Pharmacy In Nigeria by noblenadis(m): 3:37am On Jun 04, 2015
Great article

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Business / Re: My Tech Start-up Journey by noblenadis(m): 11:42am On Mar 23, 2015
Great Bro. Keep the ball rolling.
1k001:
The idea

The idea i came up with was quite simple at first but as i dug deeper i realized that for it to endure it must be sustainable. It must provide sufficient value that people want to pay for it. That payment should at a level that it is able to sustain those that work on creating the value.

I thus iterated my idea to a point where it would create some value people will be willing to pay for. It dawned on me at this point that i had to set up a business to have any hope of capturing this value. Setting up a business meant writing a business plan.

Furthermore, my idea iteration also created a solution that needed a lot of technical input from a programmer.

I'd at this point reached the edge of my knowledge in a lot of ways so i went out and gained more knowledge. I visited my local library and took out 2 books:

'The lean startup' by Eric Ries

'Starting a tech business' by Alex Cowan

Both turned out to be excellent reads! I recommend them highly.

The lesson i learnt here was to read, read and read some more. You can never hope to make it as an entrepreneur if you don't read constantly.

It also around this time I bought a domain name. This was significant for me because while it was only a small amount, i'd spent some cash so i was committed and had to see this idea through.

I would say from this try and commit yourself to an idea and run with it. I'd had several ideas before but never really pursued them. Settle on one idea as soon as you can and make some type of financial commitment towards it. This will start to focus your mind and get you acting!
Education / Re: What Is The Importance Of Mathematics To Arts Students ??? by noblenadis(m): 8:51am On Sep 22, 2014
DGKN: No use!
Basic Mathematics is great for Everybody.

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