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Guy did u hide inside the bush to snap this pictures?

very soon, ...hunters go enter.. we will start hearing... dat one monkey is missing

You gave him a car on his 49th birthday, I wonder what u will give him on his 50th birthday... this is very nice..

Advice to lady.. learn how to give to your husband or boy friend not only to be collect. ....we self na human being oo

Government what to use us as a source of avenue again, what how can cut off mark be 120 and 100.

wow..... i never knew he was married

see how they waisted one innocent camel's life because of someone that i don't know..

[quote author=opeyemitee post=59646364


10. Short Knicker -

Knickers ordinarily mean loose-fitting 'short' trousers gathered in at the knees. The British call it Knickers while Americans call it Shorts.[/quote]....


nawa Ooo Nigeria own just tire me...

"the british call it knickers while Americans call it shorts ."
but we NIGERIAN call it SHORT KNICKERS.. we combine the two together

over sabi dey kill NIGERIAN

MrIcredible:
Stupìd government
Stupìd Jónàdaft brought this upon us.

USELESS people

your mumu don do...

MrHistorian:
GEJ.

You will never go unpunished for the gross mismanagement of our common patrimony.

What is this one even saying self.... mtchwwwww

let me ask you.. when GEJ was in power, how many sack sack news have u heard or read on Nairaland.... instead of blaming the right person .you are here passing the blame to one innocent person..

Why is this government not straight forward.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

let them go and borrow #30b from DAVIDO..



mean while all those money they are recovering from those their fellow wicked politicians.. where are they keeping them.

RESUMPTION FOR 2017/2018 ACADEMIC SESSION: IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO PARENTS /GUARDIANS AND STUDENTS

The Management of this University hereby informs as follows;

Students must comply strictly with the University's Dress Code in respect of the dresses they have in their luggage's.

If a student has a dress which is at variance with the Dress Code, the parent/guardian will be required to take the dress away as the University will henceforth not keep such dresses for the students.

All students (that is, both male and female students) must comply with the regulations in respect of hairdo/hairstyle, beard, moustache, whiskers, etc.
Any student who is found to be non-compliant will not be allowed into the campus and will be required to go to the town to effect a redress of the issue.

Parents/Guardians are enjoined to please co-operate with the University Management with respect to the above issues to avoid any embarrassment for their children/wards during the screening and clearance processes on resumption.

Parents/Guardians and students are advised to visit the University's website for information on contraband items, prohibited dresses, hairstyles etc.

DRESS CODE

Please take note, the following are not acceptable:

1.Tight, short, skirts and gowns above the knees (except for sporting purposes);

2.Transparent and see-through dresses;Semi-naked Appearance:

3.Wearing of ordinary underwear like singlet, sleeveless/spaghetti dresses that expose major parts of the body, etc.
Skirt which due to slitting, reveals sensitive parts of the wearer’s body, and stretch, banded and bandaged elastic material for skirt/gowns (lycra materials)Short and skimpy dresses, e.g. body hugs, show-me-your chest, spaghetti wears and dresses exposing sensitive parts of the body, backless, camisole only;

4.Wearing of T-Shirts with obscene inscriptions and face caps;

5.Shirts that reveal the wearer’s chest unduly;Sagging/Earth level/ yansy (use belt);

6.Dread, Galax, Fadeout and Rough Coil Hair Cut, Bushy hair, unkempt appearance;

7.Wearing of earrings by male students;

8.wearing of multiple and bogus earrings  by female students;

9.Leggies/Geggies/Pencil trousers;Jeans/Tattered Jeans and any materials that look like jeans, Tight trousers, and all other forms of tight fitting clothing;

10.Hair plaiting or weaving by male students;

11.Wearing of bathroom slippers around the university premises;

12.No bangles, beads, rings, etc. for male students

13.and Beards is not allowed, must be clean shaved;

14.Students I.D. Card must be worn around the neck always;

15.Tattoo with provocative writing or picture;

16.Non-natural coloured hair is not allowed;

Please note that culprits will be sanctioned;
therefore dress well in conformity with the ACU Dress Code.    

    

List of Prohibited/ Contraband Items in Students’ Hostels

1.Indian hemp cigarette hard Drugs (Such as cocaine, heroin, and other illicit drugs)

2.Alcoholic drinks lethal weapons/ injections,

3.knives,guns and bullets,knockout/fireworks of any kind

4.kerosene lamp, gas cooker, candles, matches and lighters cooking utensils such as hotplates, rice cookers, toasters, microwaves, electric boiling rings, saucepans,

5. blenders hair dryers/ straighteners refrigerators /grillers

6.Any item meant for sale or business activities

7.Raw food items.

8.Jeans.
9.Diabolic materials.
10.Television sets ungodly musical tapes and CD's video machines, tapes, VCD and DVD players TV cards, antennas computer games(play stations)

11.Weight/shot-put

12.Condoms and contraceptives Tramadol Codeine

Other contraband items that may be specified will be published from time to time

..See that man wearing igbo cap.... let me hear say na real igbo man be that..


by the way,,.. i never chop belefull to stand with any one..

....i will remove Education entirely

see dis one he no won buy fuel..⛽

this one na hungry kidnappers ooo..
they are still learning.. na small small e dey take start

ABEG........ WHICH PATY...

NAIRALAND will never stop criticizing about MMM...


why can't people just mind their own Business...




For those people criticizing MMM on Nairaland but are full participants of MMM in reality, i pity u.. because u are doing urself ...i tell u... ..

lilytender:
How come the only profession that Biafran girls do is beauty peagent which is the modern name prostitution because only prostitutes wear bra and pants to dance on sage for money bags? Even representatives of the Northern states are Ibo girls. All prostitutes in hotels all over the country are Ibos girls. So, apart from prostitution, in which other profession can we find Ibo girls?

thank God you said ibo girls and not igbo girls.

NwaAmaikpe:


This girl's father is obviously a retired armed robber or a kidnapper.


1.5million just for your pikin toto?
This is callous...

I can bet that;
The girl is not a virgin,
The girl is not so educated,
The girl smells below,
The girl has had an abortion before,
The girl has bushy armpits.
The girls pubic hair is like afro
The girl has yam legs.


I'd advise the guy to forget about marriage; use the 1.5million to hire oloshos to service him.
At the rate of 500 a round.
He can use that 1.5million to hire 3,000 girls.

see your reasoning...

can you advice your brother like that to get OLOSHO .. can he build or have home and children with OLOSHO.... ...the guy wants a WIFE not OLOSHOs

this is serious ooo....
wait ooo..

what if the car got stolen or even involve into accident..

My Hustle must pay...

chukwukapromise:
My mouth Are sealed Because i dont know what OAU may try Using Or setting There Cut_off mark To be...By D way how did u arrive at dat score?

Jamb sent me an Email but i don't understand it.. can u
explain.




The following payment request with details below was
received from you.
Reference ID: 2017967366517279Service: CBT Centre
Service ChargeTransaction Amount: N700.00Transaction
Status: PendingName:
Best Regards.
JAMB Team
Note: This is an automatically generated email, please do
not reply.

chukwukapromise:
My mouth Are sealed Because i dont know what OAU may try Using Or setting There Cut_off mark To be...By D way how did u arrive at dat score?

Jamb sent me an Email but i don't understand it.. can u
explain.




The following payment request with details below was
received from you.
Reference ID: 2017967366517279Service: CBT Centre
Service ChargeTransaction Amount: N700.00Transaction
Status: PendingName: Ugwoke Romanus Ekene
Best Regards.
JAMB Team
Note: This is an automatically generated email, please do
not reply.

delexy123:
was the red for coc? if yes then you can use the rrr for payment.

Jamb sent me an Email but i don't understand it.. can u explain.




The following payment request with details below was received from you.
Reference ID: 2017967366517279Service: CBT Centre Service ChargeTransaction Amount: N700.00Transaction Status: PendingName: Ugwoke Romanus Ekene



Best Regards.
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delexy123:
was the red for coc? if yes then you can use the rrr for payment.

i dont get u

WUSUAZARIAH:
I hope this explanation helps


login ur profile

Go to registration

then utme reg data corrections

click on make new payment

it will display a txn id in the form of 20.......

click on continue

it will redirect u to remitta payment page

on that page u will see aRRR code (12 digits long)

from here there are three payment options (mastercard, visacard or internet banking)

note seems there is network issue using most atm cards for payment(i didn't attempt the internet banking though)

u can try the atm if successful then u are lucky if not

copy that RRR code(12 digits) go to any bank that can process remitta payments

I used zenith bank for mine

write the RRR code in the acct number field on their deposit slip
acct name is Jamb utme data reg corrections
amount is 2,500
then ur name and phone number

after submitting to the cashier she processed the payment and gave me a receipt.(i also got a mail from remitta that payment was successful)

then login to ur profile go to my payments u will see utme data reg transaction click on get status

then it will show u continue click on it

it will then take u to the jamb correction page

select the change u want to apply(change of course in my own case)

then after changing my course i clicked on save changes

That's all

I got my coc slip in pdf format.

easy ryt

*can i do it my self with my Mobile phone...

*i have already generated my RRR code last month. can i still use it or should i generate another one

chukwukapromise:
original Olevel result

original jamb result

birth certificate

1st skul leaving certificate

Testimonials

I heard that the change of course and institution has been suspended recently... How true is this news

coconut from celestial church should fall on him

DabLord:
Even the first being from your lineage dare not

then make buhari reach that place first...

slaz:
please help o my reg number is 76114747GE

it says, that you do not have any result yet... relax