Pr0cter:
Hello guys. Thanks to you all for enlightening me. I just crafted a MMF investment with Stanbic Ibtc bank and I feel overwhelmed investing because practically it my first investment in life. I'm in my early 20's

Thanks to you all and I'm following this thread bumper to bumper to learn about more investment schemes

https://www.nairaland.com/3658395/fgn-savings-bond
https://www.nairaland.com/878880/treasury-bills-nigeriahttps://www.nairaland.com/1131485/nigerian-stock-exchange-market-pick
Check out these threads one after the other too and thank me later bro

adioolayi:


So you think if PDP is in power and they are given a golden second chance like this, they will lose You better wakeup... We will all cry foul...APC will win dirty..any which way. Na so

My brother. Leave the olori pelebe Igbo boy.
He does not know how important it is for APC to win this election. There’s a bigger agenda Tinubu is pushing,which can only be achieved when all southwestern states are under one party.
Oyetola “must” win . Even if na by just one vote. It is not over until it is over

yungkels:
Sounds like a music session in a studio...

Sounds like a clown at his comedy show

olsome:
There is a path to I.T success.

Please kindly explain.

Mcy56:

Your own group dey high small, na pure water and minira be my own.
No be me mention agbalu o.

LOL. My bad!

Alaadin:

In the retail chain, trophy is one of the best selling beer in the market

This is Very true.

Mcy56:

Think they recently introduce another product. Not sure anyway [b]cos i no dey go near anything bear or beer[\b], i just read it somewhere. They are still expanding.

me and you dy the same crew . Bottle water crew
Is the new product that Agbalu you mentioned?
Or Agbalumo

7GaLaXy7:


It was natural

Natural kor, National ni

EbolaParasite:


Yup, surgery for sure. Explains the excess skin. If he lost it naturally and gradually, the excess skin wont be as obvious.

DOLLARTEX:
you funny sha,bottle water and malt.Jesus turned water to wine jareeee.

It’s free of charge .
You only pay for shipping.
Still available

olsome:
If you are in Abuja, you will have a free 7 days Oracle training if you are interested. The offer won't last too long as the first to honour the 7 days training is the most privileged..

You have three options to choose: Oracle PL/SQL, Oracle Apex, Oracle database 11g, Oracle database 12c. Mind you, you can only choose one.

Conditions for training..

(1) You will get a place for the training. Whether private or public

(2) You must have a strong laptop with 500g hard disk size (minimum) and ram 4g minimum

(3) If you want to learn Oracle database, you must have downloaded the oracle 11g or 12c software for Windows.. For Linux, you must have redhat CDs in iso and virtual machine software.

(4) You must cater for the transportation fair & break lunch for trainer.

(5) If you want to learn PL/SQL, you must have SQL developer application downloaded or existing already.

(6) For those who need Oracle Apex, you must have downloaded any Apex version.. I have Apex 4.2.

(7) The training is free, but open to only those with fast-track brain. No dull person is needed.

Any dull person will require the instant end of the training, except the number of persons are more.

email: udomc4@yahoo.com or 09068082747

How can I make money after learning all these .
I mean how exactly can I make money as a programmer or webmaster?

So you want a whole car to reach you within seconds ?
Na bank Alert?

Another developer kiss the dust

emekabros2:
Op this is a wrong.This guy died in accident while driving.

Where’s your proof?

kennygee:
Many fictitious writers here on NL.

You dy there?

I smell lies

Alaadin:


It's a NB Product

Thank you

DOLLARTEX:
you are right,life is owned by nb.I was thinking since they fall within similar price rate,they are owned by intbrew.trophy alone cannot carry them far now.oooo

Haha . LOL . It’s not only Trophy they brew na.
They own BETAMALT too and one other bottle water I can’t remember the name

Don’t even tell me this was natural

All these visits will not stop Adegboyega Oyetola from winning though .
Even if na with 1 vote!

DOLLARTEX:
you don't mean it.

I’m not very sure. Please try and find out.

DOLLARTEX:
I dey tell you.this people are setting a revolution.with their cheap brand trophy and life which doubles as my brand,they are just starting,lol.where is deepsuk,abeg no yab me ooo.

INTERBREW doesn’t brew Life o.
I think NB owns that

homebase:


The FRSC boss said in any uniform forces and services tattoo is not allow.

Please read the original post again.

And our beloved Dolapo Badmus ( the police PRO ) is having tattoo on her breast.

Is Nigeria uniform lords not a miracle working ones?

Ok

Godlylifeoneart:

With the look of things, the south African investors are ready for a good stake and further investment in international breweries.
They want to position IB as the no 1 brewery in Africa.
Same way MTN Invested less than a billion $ in 2002 and reaped more than $20b in less than 20yrs. As for me, it's accumulate n accumulate
N80 naira must be touch in the near future

Does that mean it’s a good buy at the currentprice?

Mcy56:

Lol. Does it mean nobodyknows who is buying? Maybe the person is in nsempa.

I know you’re the one buying it.
talk true

DOLLARTEX:
I dey suspect you sha.

Lmao
Amen o, I will reach that level one day one day .
I dy pass front of that company everyday since 20 years . It’s always expanding and looking more beautiful everyday .
But I don’t drink trophy Lager Beer
Not anymore
Maybe someone can help me analyse their results.all that TA FA bla bla bla . I have no idea about it.

Gggg102:
I don't understand the one of married women and tattoos. how do they affect service?

and if a single woman joins, will she not be allowed to get married eventually?

can't they just grant leave of absence to pregnant women during the heavy stages?

Pregnant women!
Not married women please. Don’t be ridiculous

fulaniHERDSman:
While Dolapo Badnus with tattooed breast is balling in the polize

Dolapo Badmus dy FRSC abi ?
Olodo

This is expected. Lol
How else will they pick just 5000 people out of three hundred thousand if not with ridiculous things .