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EducationRe: Unique Open University Awards ₦50m Scholarship To Student-athletes At AKETI Bowl by Nochiriemmanuel: 10:11pm On Mar 14
shox:
Agriculture business. No be everyone be like you
You try, clap for yourself. Anyone can make careless claims here na. No be today.
EducationRe: Unique Open University Awards ₦50m Scholarship To Student-athletes At AKETI Bowl by Nochiriemmanuel: 9:47pm On Mar 14
shox:
u no fit go university start a job , employ people.

Na by force to look for one. Innovation for una head is = 0
You wey get innovation, no be POS u dey do?
EducationRe: Unique Open University Awards ₦50m Scholarship To Student-athletes At AKETI Bowl by Nochiriemmanuel: 3:39pm On Mar 14
Unique open University? I never even fit advise person go National open university, e come remain this one. U wil finish school then use 10yrs to explain to people the school you attended. Another 10 years to find job. Weldone Unique open university oooo.
PoliticsRe: Group Managing Directors (GMDs) of NNPC Till Date by Nochiriemmanuel: 10:07am On Aug 14, 2025
Raxxye:
Ibe Kachikwu is an Igbo man!
So sorry man. He is not an igbo man. He is Deltan. They are called Aniomas.
That's in the South South. Thank you
PoliticsRe: Group Managing Directors (GMDs) of NNPC Till Date by Nochiriemmanuel: 9:34am On Aug 14, 2025
TheVictorious:
Okay, please check well sir...

How about Mr. Ibe Kachikwiu?
Ibe kachukwu is from the South South, and not the South East.
PoliticsRe: Group Managing Directors (GMDs) of NNPC Till Date by Nochiriemmanuel: 8:42am On Aug 14, 2025
AndroBlaze:
Thats why the refineries have never worked now, I am sure if a SEner had been GMD we'd be pumping more oil than Saudia Arabia and Nigeria would be more advanced than Tokyo!
I totally agree with you....
I can imagine how decayed the society has sunk.
We are watching...
PoliticsRe: Group Managing Directors (GMDs) of NNPC Till Date by Nochiriemmanuel: 8:32am On Aug 14, 2025
No south Eastern since inception.
Nigeria is really a joke
PoliticsRe: Bukola Saraki Hosts Hundreds Of Kwara Law Graduates To Dinner by Nochiriemmanuel: 11:33am On Jul 12, 2025
Good gesture...... Nice to knownu were part of their success story.
EducationRe: Student Life In The Early Days Of The University Of Nigeria Nsukka( UNN ) by Nochiriemmanuel: 4:50pm On Jul 05, 2025
My Alma mater......
Hail varsity of Nigeria.......
The University of Nigeria and others
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Begins Retaliatory Strike As Explosions Heard In Tel-Aviv (Photos) by Nochiriemmanuel: 5:14am On Jun 17, 2025
Mirasteel:
God be with Iran...Iran would be Victorious. 🇮🇷 😎
Dey play, just dey play. U will be shocked. U will soon type " justice for Iran "
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Begins Retaliatory Strike As Explosions Heard In Tel-Aviv (Photos) by Nochiriemmanuel: 5:13am On Jun 17, 2025
toffyz:
These guys are not the regular Christians you think o, I swear💯.
They're Jews, and majorly their practice is JUDAISM.
I know but as bible talk say isreal dey covered, nothing else can override that.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Begins Retaliatory Strike As Explosions Heard In Tel-Aviv (Photos) by Nochiriemmanuel: 8:15pm On Jun 13, 2025
Sundaymessi:
So God is very happy with all these missiles flying up and down in the middle East ki:ling innocent children, pregnant women and the elderly?
They are crazy. They started hanouring terrorists. I mean they are terrorists....
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Begins Retaliatory Strike As Explosions Heard In Tel-Aviv (Photos) by Nochiriemmanuel: 7:38pm On Jun 13, 2025
God be with Israel... Israel would be victorious
PoliticsRe: Akwa Ibom: Pastor Umo Eno Resigns From PDP, Joins APC (Full Statement) by Nochiriemmanuel: 6:37pm On Jun 06, 2025
Mumu.....
HealthRe: 2025 World Sleep Day Celebration; what is the hours of sleep you get in a day? by Nochiriemmanuel: 6:31am On Mar 16, 2025
concho:
This post reminds me of the folly of my youth.

Ah, what an excessive sleep has cost me! A tale I have told my children, and surely, they shall pass it on to their own, that my misfortune may not be in vain.

It is an encounter that fills my heart with both joy and sorrow. Joy, for it is long gone—besides, who among men can turn back the hands of time? Sorrow, for what was taken from me that fateful night.

But I shall tell this story, for I grow old, and an old tongue loves to wag.

It was on a certain night in Ikeja that I crossed paths with Gladis, a Yoruba maiden of striking beauty—though her trade was one of the night. As I made my way home from a lively evening at the bar with my dear friend Osoego (may his soul rest in peace), fate willed that I should stop. Oh, Osoego! One day, I shall see you again, in a place where there is neither sickness nor worries. I only hope they serve beer in the world beyond.

But back to my tale…

It was not my intention to go home with a harlot that night. Nay, I was resolved to be a man of virtue. But alas, Gladis’ beauty, and the twin treasures upon her chest, made my neatly polished Peugeot 406 come to a halt of its own accord. She did not waste time with bargaining, for the sight of my car alone had declared me a man of wealth.

Ah, what a night! She was the best thing that ever graced my bed. So much so, I thought of sending my wife—who still resided in the village with my mother—packing. But, who marries a prostitute?

She served me with such skill and devotion that I resolved in my heart to double her pay by morning. But the night was long, and the flesh was weak. It was a break-and-quench affair, a battle of strength and endurance, until the very cock itself grew weary of crowing.

At last, at 3AM, we fell into the arms of slumber. The next time I opened my eyes, 12pm

And lo, Gladis was gone. My gold chain was gone. My wallet was gone.

Even now, I still long to see Gladis again—not for retribution, nor to reclaim my stolen possessions. Nay! For another round of that sweet, unforgettable encounter.

For truly, what she took from me was not even enough to pay for the greatest night of my lifetime.

God bless Gladis.
You are a mad man.
Nice narration Mr. Shakespeare
CelebritiesRe: Deji Adeleke: I Generate 15% Of The Electric Power Consumed By Nigeria by Nochiriemmanuel: 10:51am On Oct 16, 2024
The money man....
PoliticsRe: Fuel Hike: "Lord Forgive Me For I Have Sinned" - Man Begs For Castigating GEJ by Nochiriemmanuel: 10:08pm On Sep 03, 2024
Dumb ass APC and their tribal bigot supporters.
Don't worry, this government will favour me and my family. Goats
PoliticsRe: Protest: Kano Police PPRO Caught Pants Down Posting 2011 Pics - Sowore by Nochiriemmanuel: 9:45pm On Aug 02, 2024
Image123:
You'll not see your dullness knowing that Sowore was force feeding you with a one sided update, showing where he thinks protests were not allowed but refusing to show and comment on the chaos and lootings that ensued.
.
Your dumbness didn't highlight ur attention to the fact that we are scrutinising the PPRO's update. Go check his account. U are so dumb. Kaiiii
PoliticsRe: Protest: Kano Police PPRO Caught Pants Down Posting 2011 Pics - Sowore by Nochiriemmanuel: 11:13am On Aug 02, 2024
Image123:
But there was video evidence of the looting at destructions in Kano yesterday. The government also declared curfew, or was that also 2011?
You are so dumb. What concerns the kano looting with a police PPRO falsifying information to seek sympathy?
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Questions Dele Momodu's Qualification As An Economic Expert (video) by Nochiriemmanuel: 9:08pm On Jul 23, 2024
Reno is just playing the devil's advocate role so perfectly. Always having orgasm on matters that concern Peter obi and Dele momodu.

We are watching, one day, body go touch am and he will seek sympathy then but him no go see. He gets so dumb by the day
PoliticsRe: Urgent Message For President Tinubu - Dele Momodu by Nochiriemmanuel:
Whom the gods want to destroy, they first make mad.
Excellent letter. But not to worry, na same naija we all dey. If u no want do am well by will, u go do am by force.
We are watching...
PoliticsRe: Olaide Akinremi 'Jagaban' is dead! (Ibadan North Rep member dies at 51) by Nochiriemmanuel: 11:45am On Jul 10, 2024
Na the real jagaban own suppose sup... we dont know this wan
EducationRe: Masturbation Notice At The University Of Waterloo, Toronto by Nochiriemmanuel: 2:52pm On Apr 07, 2024
Omo.... its the "Vigorously" for me... Chai.
Soapy don burst pipes.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Workaholic, He Goes To Bed At 2, 3am Every Day — Ajuri Ngelale by Nochiriemmanuel: 5:40pm On Mar 07, 2024
Abeg if what we see is a result of his going to bed late, make him start dey sleep early biko whether things go better.
Can u imagine. He's awake for nothing. So so unproductive. Tuehhhh
SportsRe: "I Will Leave Barcelona at the end of the season" - Xavi Hernandes by Nochiriemmanuel: 11:07pm On Jan 27, 2024
Thank God oooo. Please you need to leave ASAP. U don spoil the club reach
Foreign AffairsRe: IDF Distributes Leaflets In Southern Lebanon Calling On Residents To Move North by Nochiriemmanuel: 7:10pm On Nov 13, 2023
victory36:
shut the Bleep up! So you as a Christian is useless to God then since God already has his own people. You guys can't even read your Bible 🙄
Ur fadaaaaaa
Foreign AffairsRe: IDF Distributes Leaflets In Southern Lebanon Calling On Residents To Move North by Nochiriemmanuel: 9:09am On Nov 13, 2023
compton11:
u truly brainwashed.
Yea rythuh I love that I am.
Foreign AffairsRe: IDF Distributes Leaflets In Southern Lebanon Calling On Residents To Move North by Nochiriemmanuel: 10:55pm On Nov 12, 2023
Realist777:
The removed your chain and gave you something to lock your brain
Amazing I am in chains called Christianity. Please don't let me out
Foreign AffairsRe: IDF Distributes Leaflets In Southern Lebanon Calling On Residents To Move North by Nochiriemmanuel: 10:54pm On Nov 12, 2023
Realist777:
See brainwashed person saying rubbish.
All the religions you kee yourself for are mental slavery the white man gave you
I actually chose this kinda slavery with my full chest. I am glad I did.
Foreign AffairsRe: IDF Distributes Leaflets In Southern Lebanon Calling On Residents To Move North by Nochiriemmanuel: 10:53pm On Nov 12, 2023
Zxcvbnmghtr:
This God though is definitely not Jesus Christ. Jews don't believe in him as God or Son of God.
I understand what you mean but there has been an existing covenant... lass lass, Israel will be saved.
Foreign AffairsRe: IDF Distributes Leaflets In Southern Lebanon Calling On Residents To Move North by Nochiriemmanuel: 10:52pm On Nov 12, 2023
compton11:
other countries?
Still God's but adopted...
Foreign AffairsRe: IDF Distributes Leaflets In Southern Lebanon Calling On Residents To Move North by Nochiriemmanuel: 10:51pm On Nov 12, 2023
UncleKoboko:
RIP to you and your useless generations
At least I have one. U actually have none. U know the English word for those who doesn't? Bastards..... lol

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