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Just learned that d Most Beautiful Girl in d World is 4rm China....Chinese!! Of all people.. Na wa 0o0o0!!
This can only denote 3 fins..
1. Chinese are buyin their way..
2. The world is coming to an end real soon..
3. Arsenal could win a trophy this season..

crazy Joint!!
I still fink "Sauce kid aka:Sinzu" Nailed d song...
2face:... Hmmm was Off-it..

Over-all.. Madt Joint!!

its so glarring the whole concept of d song was a thiefry of "Timaya's- bum bum song" the beat is different.. But d rythm n concept all same fin!!
When I heard it.. I was so disappointed!!!

Lovly topic indeed!

Well life has taught me that...

1.Its normal 4 people 2 die.. So xpect it!!
2.Nobody really cares 4 u... They all care 4 demselves!! Ynot care 4 urself too??
3.There is more2 lyfe than meets d eyez.. U ve. 2 b spiritual!!
4. Lyfe itself is a mystery.. Don't xpect 2 understand it!!
5. U only live 1ce.. Enjoy it!!

I can catch a grenade 4 love!!!
Mcheeeew!!!!

I experienced sumfin similar @ 0shodi on a friday 9t.. I was coming back 4rm work.. I was in d vehicle wif my colleague(who was driving). Suddenly som1 approached 4rm d side and hit @ d glass.. While pointin @ a gun he had on his waist.. Damn!! I was scared.. He requested we wind down.. Ma colleague just acted like he was about 2 wind down.. And give em sumfin 4rm his pocket..
While he was doin dat... He ensured there was space b/w our car n d 1 in front.. And quickly sped off while switchin lanes..
But sumfin 4nee happened.. After we had escaped.. We saw anoda lady @ d xtreme lane n advised her 2 come on our lane.. Dat som1 tried robbin us on her lane.. We gave her space 2 come on our lane.. As soon as she did not long did dis same guy approached her vehicle.. Using d same tactics..
I was so glad d lady dint give in 2 their request..
It was an xperience!!
I bet y'all better ensure u have ur cars locked and glasses all up when u are in hold-ups..

Esther Breakthrough Limited @ Barracks in Surulere.. Scammers making mega bucks!! Fell 4 dem due 2 persuassion 4rm a friend...
Hundreds of peeps fall victims every 2wks..

Don't blame them.. Everybody is an opportunist.. & d un-employment statistics aint helpin matters.

I'm begining 2
dislike dis s Davido guy by d seconds...
The f**king thing is dat he aint even talented musically... Mcheew!!!

While u all argue and blaab!!
Can som1 give me the e-mail add 4 d submission of cv's.

This guy is a freaking Gang-sT*R!!!!

Naija I hail thee!!

Hello Nairalanders,

I was invited for a written test @ Mainone cable on the 20th of July. Ever since then I have heard nothing from the firm.

Please has anyone been contacted after the test??

Let's share. Thanks!!

I thought I was only one noticing the increased level of tatooing amongst d female folks

Not a bad song... Though quite short... 6.5/10

I have quit rechargin ma mtn sim a long tyme ago.. I only recharge once a month... Cos of my BIS.. And I make all calls on ma etisalat line...
The good news is: I have left mtn fully... I no longer use their blackberry service... Etisalat all the way!!!!
Phuck MTN!!! Phuck d Yello Network!!!

pro01: Well, take banana seems to be getting some rotation in clubs, but to be honest the album hasn't spawned a monster hit yet. I mean, there is NO single club night, party, regular sit-out joint, etc that you would not hear moster tracks like Chuddy K's Gaga Crazy, or Nyanya's Kukere, or Wizkid's Azonto. Solar Plexus does not have any hit on that level, and it is such a shame. Even Wande Coal's older singles (Go Low and Been Long you Saw Me) are bigger hits and enjoy more airplay than any song on the Solar Plexus mixtape. Perhaps it has to do with promo and all that. But that doesn't make the album a flop; let's give it some more time.

Brilliant!!! Well explained!! Well analaysed!! So 0n Point!!

Hello Nairalanders... Plesae has any one be contacted after the certificates/ credential verification exercise held in May @ apapa??
Please do hit us up wit some info:

Pls can som1 translate abi na transcribe d conversation b/w Otedola and Facrook (Part 2). Ma fone is unable 2 play it out.
10nks a bunch in advamce!!

Where is dat fake Ghanian Proffesseur talking crap about Nigerians

Nigerians are making us proud!!
Ndi-igbo are making us proud!!
Long-live Ndi-igbos
Long-live Nigerians!!

I took this pix yesterday... When I passed there (orile) this morning it was worse off.
S0S

Omo mehn!!! Grandpa must not die 0o0o0o0!! I must reveive am even if it means gasin straight into his nostrils!!!

slimming: so 3.9 GPA is a celebration in that university? when lots of people are making 4.5+ in Nigeria without international recognition.

I'm sure dis dude^^ don't knw that the University of Ibadan have a maximum CGPA of 7.0. I'm also sure he doesn't read very well before making inferences. I hope he is able to make a CGPA above 2.0.. That's if he is in school, cos I don't fink has graduated.
[quote author=Intrepid!]Labaran Maku will soon claim this as one of the successes of Jonathan's administration.[/quote]That got me LMA0!! BTW: anoda GEJ hater on d prowl~~

Congrats Emma!!
Truly 9gerians are intelligent... Its just dat d system does not bring out the best of our students...

Guy: hey!! I fink is high tyme I called my Pastor
Girl: Why??
Guy: ma pastor instructed me" Wheneva u find love, call me"

hello dear...all other guyz think u wor-wor... But as 4 me .. I'm a very kind guy I no send...

Thight joint by Mode-Niz0....
Y'all haterz just got hit!!!

hi... I did the credential verification exercise about two weeks ago. So I'm waitin for the next phase..
Please has anybody been contacted after the 2nd phase.

Our Nigerian youths keep chasing shadows:
We have our prestigious University of Lagos being re-named in Honor of a True Democrat, an Icon, and a percieved leader in the west "MOSHOOD ABIOLA". Instead of these students to show some respect to "M.K.0". They are making noise that the name is not toosh'd #smh4disgeneration#.
We have Nnamdi Azikwe university... Obafemi Awolowo University... So what's wrong wit Moshood Abiola Universty Mchewww!! Like say na d name b d koko or d system dat makes d skool
I'm certain our ibo broda's will be more than happy if we have an eastern university re-named after odumegwu ojukwu..
Y d noise... U guyz should better b proud of ur Ancestors!!!!

What I couldn't comprehend was Etisalat using that disgusting Charley Boi as a Judge on Nigerian Idol #smh4etisalat#
Charley Boy's case is a PATHETIC one!!! #smh4him2#

please i also need study pack sample>>> please>>>

damondestiny@yahoo.co.uk

i will truly be appreciative.