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Religion / Re: Kukah Gets Pope’s Special Appointment On Human Development by Noemic: 4:06pm On Jan 19
I'm honestly curious to know, what will the church do if any harm comes to him? Wage war against Islamic religion world wide? Invade Nigeria and depose Buhari?
His safety and life is most paramount!
A seminarian was kidnapped and butchered ffs!
adadike:
True talk dear. When we told them that the Catholic Church with over a billion members will not take it lightly if anything happens to kukah, they said it's a lie. This appointment proves that the church is following the happening in this country keenly.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2021 Access Bank Plc Graduate Internship Program by Noemic: 3:54pm On Jan 19
Mine isn't different days, there was only change in time from 9am down to 3pm.

Yes I received the whole customer service congratulations on the first mail.

I think the NIN slip or voter's reg or Int'l passport will be the perfect means of identification. Dunno if they'd accept any other.

I do not know if Yaba is the only centre in Lagos but considering how the test is widely spread into hours and days I think it might just be the only centre.
From the earlier posts made on this thread, people who know better said there are other locations outside Lagos. In Abj, Kaduna etc.
Ebhuele2:




wow.. exactly... different days....
yes there was a contact phone number on the recent mail....
Did u receive this: ""We are pleased to inform you that you have been successful at the customer service training."" on the first mail?
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secondly, what means of identification do u think would be the best to be taken
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thirdly, is yaba the only center for Lagos and are there other centers outside lagos??

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@Noemic, did they change ur time
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2021 Access Bank Plc Graduate Internship Program by Noemic: 3:06pm On Jan 19
I think there is, I'm just not on it. Check the thread.

Enoobong97:
I did, please is there a WhatsApp group

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2021 Access Bank Plc Graduate Internship Program by Noemic: 3:04pm On Jan 19
Yeah almost the same for me except that my tests will be on Wednesday.
Plus there was a contact phone number in the newer mail.

Ebhuele2:



I actually got message around 12pm stating ""aptitude test and panel interview"" for Thursday around 9am.....
But like two hours later, I received another message stating only ""aptitude test"" for Thursday around 1pm....
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i.e there was change of time and they didn't include panel interview in the second message....
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please is that the way it was for everyone also
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2021 Access Bank Plc Graduate Internship Program by Noemic: 2:01pm On Jan 19
Yeah tomorrow.
What’s your location and time?

SochLee:


I got one too
For tomorrow right?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2021 Access Bank Plc Graduate Internship Program by Noemic: 2:00pm On Jan 19
Oh nice, location and time for yours?
Lumie024:

I just got one also
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2021 Access Bank Plc Graduate Internship Program by Noemic: 12:30pm On Jan 19
Hey y’all,
Who else got an invite to yaba for the physical assessment?
Just got one.

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Education / Re: How Is Your Class Topper Fairing In Life So Far? by Noemic: 2:30pm On Jan 17
Splendid! You totally broke it down well enough.
Quick question, which ioc in Nigeria pays entry level employees 1m per month? Cos that seems like the only explanation for them to meet up to 10m pa in savings.
How many companies in Nigeria in general even pays up to 600k for entry level employees?

GiantParrot:


Yes I can see how it begs some questions. But you shouldn't expect normal outcomes from exceptional people.

An engineer in a multinational oil and gas company who starts working at age 23 can comfortably save 10million naira or more per year. Investing 10M at an average of 15% ROI (common performance in many oil and gas thrift and cooperative funds between 2010 and 2019) with interest earnings rolled over annually yields over 100M naira in 6 years, thanks to the magic of compounding.

A product manager at Facebook/Google has apart from his regular pay, RSUs that amounts to $300k and vests after four years. For someone who graduated at 20 and became a program/product manager at 25, $300k vesting at age 29 will amounts to over 100M naira post the 2016 naira devaluation. Note that I have ignored all regular income here.

Truly this applies to a tiny minority of people. But these guys have always being exceptional.
Education / Re: How Is Your Class Topper Fairing In Life So Far? by Noemic: 11:02pm On Jan 16
Interesting. This begs for lots of questions tbh.
Most importantly, which currency were they earning in? Which country do they live in?

GiantParrot:


At least 100 million. The doctor and engineer guys stayed single, live very frugal lives and invested a lot in property, stocks and mutual funds. It is interesting how much these assets appreciate over 4-6 years of disciplined investment.
Education / Re: How Is Your Class Topper Fairing In Life So Far? by Noemic: 7:25pm On Jan 16
What’s your definition of multimillionaire?

GiantParrot:
Primary school topper - Product manager at Facebook

Secondary school topper - Medical Doctor in the US

University topper- Engineer at a multinational oil and gas company.

Since we measure success in terms of money in this country, I should note that they all became naira multimillionaires before turning 30.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2021 Access Bank Plc Graduate Internship Program by Noemic: 11:24am On Jan 14
Are their performance bonuses or incentives of sorts for interns?

Edondo2018:


It's either phone interview or panel interview. You can't do both. It depends on the choice of the the bank. Both are to test your intelligence and why you want to join the bank
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PZ Cussons Is Recruiting Graduate Trainees Nationwide! by Noemic: 11:08am On Jan 14
How much do they pay their GTs?

DuBLINGreenb:
Dem no dey ever employ na to use "graduate trainee's" every 6 months and dump as cheap labour, instead of employing permanent staff that they will pay good salary and pension when they retire they don't want that so they use cheap, desperate, young labour
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2020 Global Graduate Programme At British American Tobacco by Noemic: 2:07pm On Jan 12
DeKuhl:


Yes oh. Since doing the pymetrics games, I haven't heard back from them.

Yeah, same here...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Standard Chartered Bank Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2021 Thread by Noemic: 11:01am On Jan 12
Oh wow, how was the second and third stage like?
Also, what’s the next stage after completing the numerical? Interview?

donasere:
Yes. I’ve gone through all 3 stages.


Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Standard Chartered Bank Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2021 Thread by Noemic: 8:50pm On Jan 10
Have you gone past the first stage? Have you done the second stage?

donasere:
How was the numberical stage??

Going through the Korn Ferry practice questions and it's crazy

Please you got any tips you're willing to share?

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Standard Chartered Bank Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2021 Thread by Noemic: 2:56pm On Jan 10
Please who’s passed the first stage?
Cos I have and don’t know what exactly to expect next
Health / Re: 19-year-old UNILORIN Student Commits Suicide After Losing N300m To Forex by Noemic: 9:53am On Dec 24, 2020
All forms of day trading is gambling. I only suggested the ones that are less risky due to more predictive factors that affect their prices.

Geovanni412:


And you think trading stocks is not gambling abi. Look, the value of a stock is zilch. Go and watch the wolf of wall Street where it was stated therein. They are all termed as financial speculation. Case study : 2000 dot-com bubble... what logical explanation other than, manipulation, fits into how blucora went from 29 dollars to a 1000 dollars only to crash to 4 dollars within the space of 2000-2002. I'm not in any way trying to glorify FX trading...I'm just playing the devil's advocate here- the bitter truth is FX trading is as risky as stock trading and both of them can be carried out by business enterprises. George Soros wasn't engaged in any business other than trading when he made his black Wednesday bet in 1992 on the pound using his company, Soros Management Fund, that gave him 1 billion dollars.

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Health / Re: 19-year-old UNILORIN Student Commits Suicide After Losing N300m To Forex by Noemic: 5:40pm On Dec 23, 2020
Firstly, this your reply has nothing to do with the post I quoted nor what we’re saying, this is merely another attempt to justify/glorify fx trading in your eyes. Continue with the self-deceit tho, you’d learn the best way.

Also, you successfully used jargons that don’t make any deep financial meaning. Do you really understand what you’re trying to say?? Because there’s basically no meaning in what you just there, just a cluster of fine financial jargons put together in sentences.

1. Fraudulent people in retail trading?Okay how does that affect the price of garri

2. Institutional investors putting their money in forex?
Okay
I mean, companies buy and sell foreign currencies to enable them carry out simple commerce. Almost same way hedge funds, commercial banks and other liquidity providers engage innit. I mean, how can anyone buy or sell their goods/services internationally without the use of foreign currencies?
How does it then justify trading forex based off technical indicators just for the sole aim of making profits

3. 6.6 trillion dollars in which circulation? Do you mean daily trading volume instead??

Goodness, you don’t even get the basic concept of what you’re into! Go back to the drawing board ffs!!

Your whole comment makes absolutely no sense and that’s the problem I have with most of y’all “Forex traders”

You just learn a few terms and jargons and feel you’re on top of the finance world!
You learn some technical indicators and feel you’re now invincible!

Forex trading is just a better packaged form of gambling for a thousand reasons! If you must trade at all, stick to commodities, stocks etc.

Geovanni412:



I understand you. They're a lot of fraudulent people in retail trading but you cannot dispute the fact that they're institutional investors and these investors put their money in forex. You can't tell me that the 6.6 trillion dollars in circulation on the market is not pumped in by any companies, whatsoever.
Health / Re: 19-year-old UNILORIN Student Commits Suicide After Losing N300m To Forex by Noemic: 12:22pm On Dec 23, 2020
Shey you know there are also at least 10 people in Nigeria that are doing absolutely amazing in sports betting??

Same with casino gambling and any sort of money making scheme in this world!!
There must be that few who are making insane money from it.

It’s essentially the odds, the probability.

palsenator:


Capital and resounding YES. There is nothing to gain by deceiving people to do what you don't do or benefit from. Mind you, I run a forex outfit ( won't mention name so as not to appear like am advertising.) .. Let me speak straight to you dear brother. Anyone who tells you that fx is easy is lying. I have more than 10 people I can reference in Nigeria who are doing well with FOREX. Our get rich mentality is our first mistake.

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Health / Re: 19-year-old UNILORIN Student Commits Suicide After Losing N300m To Forex by Noemic: 12:16pm On Dec 23, 2020
Totally flawed analogy!
Why do people try so much to convince themselves of something that’s logically unsound??

You’re now comparing trading forex with a public listed manufacturing company with actual assets that can be sold off if the worse happens?? A company with actual working products!

Why do y’all do this to yourself? Like why??


Geovanni412:

Let's assume he has made a loss for the past three years, should he quit trading? Lemme put it differently using this comparison, if Guinness Nigeria doesn't declare profits for two years running, should they close business? How many years on average does it take for a startup to break even? If you can answer these questions honestly, you'll realise that him making a profit is the least of your concerns...the most important thing is him being honest to himself and his clients. He owes his clients that fiduciary duty just the same way a company does to its' clients.
Health / Re: 19-year-old UNILORIN Student Commits Suicide After Losing N300m To Forex by Noemic: 2:23am On Dec 23, 2020
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Health / Re: 19-year-old UNILORIN Student Commits Suicide After Losing N300m To Forex by Noemic: 2:03am On Dec 23, 2020
Lmao, you sound like a teenager with big dreams yet with little experience.

People like you is best left to learn from their mistakes... Dunno why these older folks ( someone that’s been into the trading for 16 years) keep advising you.

Experience is always the best teacher, only then will you understand that you’re not the smartest person on earth and you’re not so special.

On a different note, most yahoo boys camouflage their illegal wealth as proceeds of forex trading and bitcoin investments. Don’t look at your uni friends on a surface level.

Fmghewzy:


You said meaningful things bro,but on forex as gambling,it is not entirely true.

Although the stockbrokers could cheat you and you could lose your money if you don't know what you are doing.Treating it as gambling.
My friends make money from it and am also learning,are they using charms I don't know.but forex isn't gambling if you know what you are doing.

On the other things you said I agree 100%
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: R by Noemic: 5:36pm On Dec 10, 2020
undecided

kalex0:
Drop your WhatsApp digit

I have a job for you
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Abinbev Talent Acceleration Programme 2020 (abinbev Graduate Trainee Programme) by Noemic: 9:57am On Dec 10, 2020
Just got a mail now saying they won’t be following up on my application without giving me further reasons.
So the whole extension was a hoax after all?!

Noemic:
Oh wow. So the extension wasn’t real for any of us that took the test after the 15th of November.
Why did they now lie about a 7 day extension ffs?!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Abinbev Talent Acceleration Programme 2020 (abinbev Graduate Trainee Programme) by Noemic: 9:10am On Dec 02, 2020
Oh wow. So the extension wasn’t real for any of us that took the test after the 15th of November.
Why did they now lie about a 7 day extension ffs?!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Calls For Termination Of "Section 230" Over Twitter 'False Trends' by Noemic: 2:50pm On Nov 27, 2020
Read up the thread I believe justli explained it good enough.

Farki:


So what is the exact interpretation?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Calls For Termination Of "Section 230" Over Twitter 'False Trends' by Noemic: 2:33pm On Nov 27, 2020
This is not exactly the right interpretation. Read it up well.

Farki:


That section 230 is a law which protects Internet platforms, most notably social media and chat rooms for being liable legally for the messages their users send. It makes the distinction between a publisher and a platform for example if Punch newspapers sold notebooks and I planned to bomb third mainland bridge and wrote the plans in the notebook Punch wouldn't be legally liable for being an accessory to terrorism. If Punch however wrote an editorial, not a report, an opinion piece and guide on how to bomb the third mainland bridge the operators of the newspaper would be arrested for being accessories to terrorism.

It was debated previously because Trump, for whatever reason best known to him, wanted to scrap it.

The problem here is that now Twitter will be even more strict with their moderation policies and that affects Trump because anything he posts for example "We will destroy North Korea" or endorsement of attacks on public officials can now be blamed on Twitter and be grounds for them to ban him.



To make the long talk short if I plan to commit a crime on nairaland, Seun and the mods can be arrested because they host the site.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Calls For Termination Of "Section 230" Over Twitter 'False Trends' by Noemic: 2:30pm On Nov 27, 2020
Do you really understand what section 230 is all about? Or you just want to partake in the conversation to appear learned?

omenka:
The same people who praise him to high havens and never see anything wrong with his actions are those who think in a super multifaceted society like ours, and its volatility, no moderation should be placed on social media by government.

I guess this action by the president of the worlds biggest democracy amounts to promoting social media freedom.

Smh.

Imagine what would have been buzzing now had an action similar to this been taken by the Nigerian government. Imagine it.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Abinbev Talent Acceleration Programme 2020 (abinbev Graduate Trainee Programme) by Noemic: 6:55pm On Nov 25, 2020
Lol, I’m good enough with the extension. That’s just my worry. If I haven’t gotten a mail because of my performance, then maybe the job isn’t that much a fit for me unno? So, no worries.

ennyj01:


Extended by how many days?
5 days since 20th of November and no response for second stage

A friend got a response that it was extended by one week meaning it closes on the 27th.

Just be hopeful for the best.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Abinbev Talent Acceleration Programme 2020 (abinbev Graduate Trainee Programme) by Noemic: 1:47pm On Nov 25, 2020
You’re welcome.

TheIjawIdara:
Thank you so much
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Abinbev Talent Acceleration Programme 2020 (abinbev Graduate Trainee Programme) by Noemic: 1:39pm On Nov 25, 2020
Oh well, sent them a mail to further inquire and got this...



ennyj01:



Maybe they really meant that November 20th issshhh, is there anyone that did the first assessment on 17/18/19th and have gotten mail for the second assessment?

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