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Evaberry:
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I'm really trying to be nice but Nairaland won't let me

she only goes on vacation
fuvks rich men
uses an iPhone7 and buys expensive stuffs


she is an olosho

agbani I say you are an ASHAWO!!!!

I'm going over to my ftc reserved for me by evablizin

All this mad stupid boys running up and down every thread on nairaland disguising as women,may Thunder fall.on you.
Everybody na olosho including your female relatives and even you. Olosho born olosho too.
Worthless swine.

Why are Nigerians so stupidly hypocritical? Wetin concern anybody if na fuckboy the guy want for his mother? Did she say she was looking for another husband? Must everybody get married especially someone who has been married before? As long as you are single/widowed you have a right to do whatever you want with anybody. Only when you are in a relationship and married you should be loyal to one person. Na wa oh

Watching in HD

I am even scared of entering Lagos at all!
Lawyer will always complicate simple matters?

*Who is a Lawyer?* A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it A BRIEF.

A Professor stepped into a law class and threw an orange at one of his students and said "Give it as a gift to any of your friends now".
The girl said to one of her friends: "Tee, I give this orange to you as a gift".
The Professor gave her a stern look and said: "Like a lawyer!!!".
Immediately, the girl straightened up, cleared her throat and began:
"I, Patricia Uko, adult, female of M16 Ikot Ekpene, hereby with all intent and purposes, wilfully give unto you, Messrs Paul Tosin Ayeni of Creepton Street, this citrus with its skin, seeds, segments, juice and supple innings that you may exercise actual and proprietary rights thereon, to hold unto same as a gift, a bequest, an endowment validly so transferred, given out, bequested, alienated, assigned, that you may eat, lick, devour, suck, make juice out of, munch or grant, give out, devolve, alienate in your rightful capacity as the owner either in actual, virtual or constructive capacity of an agent or attorney as may be chosen by you, that the said citrus may be treated in the aforementioned ways or other ways not so listed but not as a weapon to be thrown at persons or animals with malicious intent to hurt, inflict pain or serve as an incendiary action to incite unrest of any kind, but that the said citrus may be used in such beneficial capacity or simply be destroyed in such exercise of legal and equitable ownership as may be fit by the beneficiary of this bequest".

Just to give an orange
Kai barrister!
Smh for our lawyers

OLAJADON:
even in your statement you said if a couple see themselves as a team, if in the relationship you are the one giving selfless love and your partner did not reciprocate then the relationship goes sideways what will be your story..... that is the point the op is making.

Its his fault he chose to date the wrong person. Why the lamentations? It shouldn't stop one from being nice because everyone is not the same. Period.

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abbeylli:
Who'sWho is givengiving a Bleep about what you just said and probably not all can afford me. It's just a self help topic regarding the ones that has been posted on this forum[b] but if you don't get, have a nice day and a good job for you having my attention

REST in peace English

abbeylli:
See man it's your perception you are just talking off point people are attacking me saying someone broke my heart or something probably I can't even stand a foolish relationship
I am
Witty
Have charisma
The winning mentality
And know what I want so man be loving and don't be foolish and played then when they dump your sorry ass you later cry foul and think of sucide .
Be Alpha

Sorry a lady broke your heart but that is because you let her. No one forced you to date them or spend money on them in exchange for sex,stop lamenting! Happy Sunday.

OLAJADON:
I said proofread, you refused instead you are trying to make a point that is not there.
firstly, the op is not generalizing, he is just try to make you and your think alike understand that it is good to be in love but there are some things you might do that you think it is you in-love meanwhile it is pure stupidity.
these is just the simple summary of all what he wrote if you can't go back to reread.

People in love always sacrifice for each other. Sometimes one more than the other. That is why they say 'fools fall in love'! Just because you sacrificed more than the other doesn't mean you are stupid,if a couple see themselves as a team,its a win-win. Most people are just selfish.

slayking:
Do you school in abk? You sound like someone i know.

Are you for real? Sound ke?

abbeylli:
Probably had only two relationships and one is still on no bad intentions man am not saying you shouldn't be good but have limitations set goals for yourself and put yourself first IS that a bad idea and literarily you don't know me .

I don't know you but from what you wrote,you just showed who you are. All the same,stop generalizing.

truthsBarbie:
The best post so far!

Thankie

OLAJADON:
that exactly what the op is explaining not about cheating on someone, why don't you proofread to get more understanding

He is saying all this because of the bad ladies he has dated. No one forced him to date them. I hate generalizations.

Kondomatic:
What you're saying in essence is that people who say those words have never been cheated on?

A cheat will cheat no matter what and I don't worry my head about that. If my actions and attitudes towards her ain't enough then the door is always open.

Maybe she had already left since. Just bidding her time to say its over officially. All the same,it won't cost you anything to say those words to save your relationship.#QED

coolcatty:
Every man wants peace of mind....respect and Appreciation from his woman...most Nigerian women lack these attributes....they are so stubborn,unfaithful and a huge negative to a man's state of mind and overall happiness.

I really do not blame any man that goes to in search of peace from a side chick....this life is once and should be lived to the fullest.

You actually assumed you have made sense. Let the fake likes you get not deceive you because you just blabbed.
Have you met and dated most Nigerian women? No.
The few you have met showed those attributes because you liked the attributes. You attract what you are. Did they force you to date them? Stop using your personal experiences as a general yardstick. Only educated illiterates generalize. Hopefully you are not one.

Septre:
Let the initial number of people on the train be X

So X-19 = Y

Let Y be the number of people who remain after 19 people get off

Therefore we have

Y+17 = 63

Y = 63-17 =46

X-19= 46

X = 46 + 19 = 65

100%. In Maths,showing the steps to solving the problem gets you more marks. Kudos

androidroot:
I don't agree with you. It’s a proven fact! A study of 2000 people in the UK found that computer geeks make the best lovers out of all other professions. Anyone can buy flowers, but a geek will serenade you with a Youtube video or a pop-up love note on your computer screen. Romance 2.0! Swoon. They’ll get you illegal copies of the hottest Hollywood blockbusters just released in theatres. They’ll never forget important dates like birthdays or anniversaries. They don’t get much attention from women, so when they do, they’ll do everything in their power to keep it. As skilled researchers, geeks will go to the ends of the earth to learn about what makes you tick.

Didn't you read the story of that Chinese geek who bought 1 thousand Iphones to propose to his girlfriend and she turned him down? Women need more than material things. Not only ICT gurus and programmers are rich you know?

Kondomatic:
I don't even understand why they(women) expect us Nigerian guys to be romantic when we are not Romans.

I have told my woman that I love her and that's it. If anything changes, I will update her. I cannor come and be saying I love you every time, nah food?

At least now you know why she might cheat or break up with you. Will it actually cost you anything to say the words once in a while? Gosh!
All the same,you need to be updated on the latest version of the app 'Romance'
BTW the bolded above,was it meant to be a joke? Not funny

Deadshot:
Would have explained more but i dont have enough crayons...happy Sunday btw

I actually understood what you meant but just wanted to school you a little on another viewpoint; MINE.
Happy Sunday sir

Most of them are just not romantic and don't usually have long lasting relationships why?
I recently asked one of my male friends who is a web developer this question and he said its because they are already in love with their job.
Same also applies to the few women in the field.
Is it true?
BTW I need a boyfriend who is an expert in java. I am learning android app development and seems its necessary. I always find it difficult and boring.
Send pm for location.

abbeylli:
You are a nice guy and you met a lady today trying to be nice hooked up on a date with Her favourite spot even when you didn't like it.

Now you acted gentlemanly you were both happy ,you told her every single damn thing about yourself and why your work sucks your mum your dad your boss your life everything without leaving out any misery she could day dream about , and after like two weeks you still go along overly nice you asked for sex and she said no and you never asked again never wanting to piss her off you kept on being nice and after some time she dumped your ass and just tell you let's just be friends and anytime she has a heart break and calls you ,you still advice her friendzoned
and any other shit and after she dumped you you keep thinking why could she after all the love and how nice I were to her.

You see that's just the problem been Nice

There's a problem with nice guys

They always want to be perfect
I dont know why nice guys go about these traits ,they think if they are not been themselves thinking when they're perfect and not like there dad who had three wives or never cared about them people would like them.

Just be yourself and feel free do anything you want always put yourself first before anything .

Expect Something In Return For Their Good
I helped him fare his ticket abroad he his now rich and he isn't looking back ,washing the plate before your wife gets back and shes still like why didn't you wash the cooler , holding the door for someone to pass ..

You see crap all these shit from your mind if you ain't capable of helping at your own comfort please don't .

Do good at freewill and don't expect anything in return.

Don't think life like a Ponzi scheme it always ends up as scam.
Abbeylli

If you want to eat and someone telling you they are hungry tell them you can't and satisfy yourself .

How will you satisfy others when you ain't taking care of yourself..

Always Speak Up For Yourself
Don't do it because you want people to feel you are nice ,do this because you are willing to
Your girlfriend want to go to the Beach and you prefer cinema .
Tell her you probably want the cinema and she should go with you
Tip: Ladies love people that know what they want they feel secured with them
Someone wants you to do something and you don't feel like put it aside and tell the person you cant politely.


Always Have Fun And Put Yourself First

Yes put yourself first don't buy a big phone for someone when you don't even have one wanting them to like you.
Your girlfriend asks you for money and you don't have just tell them and don't borrow .
Have time for yourself go for your hubbies,wear nice clothes,shoes, necklace and if you can without hesitation donate for charity do with looking back be good at times ..


Now with your new traits considered by people as BadGuy or AlphaMale you can always live the life you want without giving a clear f*ck..

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OP never use few bad experiences as a yardstick to judge others. Most good women crave good men too. Its just that the good men need to be interesting and unique. You must not use or cheat on someone else to make them attracted to you. Just be yourself and the right person would find you.

Religion is fake. Christianity is very real if you know God and follow Christ's teachings. Some silly people above me are showcasing their stupidity because they lack faith or need to justify their immoral lives.

1metre:
if Davido is the richest for una republic, recession go don finish una. That tin cheap wella. Signal me if u want one.

I am neither a guy nor a pervert! Wrong customer

WHEN YOU DATING A JEALOUS NIGGA*,
Guy : Baby where are you?
Gal : I'm in the church
Guy : Give Jesus the phone
Gal: OMG
Guy: Even OMG too,let me talk to them

Extra joke:
*Lawyer will always complicate simple matters?

*Who is a Lawyer?* A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it A BRIEF.

A Professor stepped into a law class and threw an orange at one of his students and said "Give it as a gift to any of your friends now".
The girl said to one of her friends: "Tee, I give this orange to you as a gift".
The Professor gave her a stern look and said: "Like a lawyer!!!".
Immediately, the girl straightened up, cleared her throat and began:
"I, Patricia Uko, adult, female of M16 Ikot Ekpene, hereby with all intent and purposes, wilfully give unto you, Messrs Paul Tosin Ayeni of Creepton Street, this citrus with its skin, seeds, segments, juice and supple innings that you may exercise actual and proprietary rights thereon, to hold unto same as a gift, a bequest, an endowment validly so transferred, given out, bequested, alienated, assigned, that you may eat, lick, devour, suck, make juice out of, munch or grant, give out, devolve, alienate in your rightful capacity as the owner either in actual, virtual or constructive capacity of an agent or attorney as may be chosen by you, that the said citrus may be treated in the aforementioned ways or other ways not so listed but not as a weapon to be thrown at persons or animals with malicious intent to hurt, inflict pain or serve as an incendiary action to incite unrest of any kind, but that the said citrus may be used in such beneficial capacity or simply be destroyed in such exercise of legal and equitable ownership as may be fit by the beneficiary of this bequest".

Just to give an orange
Kai barrister!
Smh for our lawyers

Deadshot:
Its really not.... you are drifting away....all am saying is talent is never brilliance...... did i say bookwork is brilliance?... if you wanna talk about Einstein tell me I'd read you his biography

I am not drifting Oga. Talent is brilliance. If it wasn't,everyone would have the same talents. Don't bother just copy and paste a link of his biography here.
Better still I can help you do it

Deadshot:
Its really not.... you are drifting away....all am saying is talent is never brilliance...... did i say bookwork is brilliance?... if you wanna talk about Einstein tell me I'd read you his biography

I am not drifting Oga. Talent is brilliance. If it wasn't,everyone would have the same talents.
brilliance
ˈbrɪlj(ə)ns/
noun
1.
intense brightness of light.
"the nights were dark, lit only by the brilliance of Aegean stars"
synonyms: brightness, vividness, intensity; More
2.
exceptional talent or intelligence.
"he's played the stock market with great brilliance"
synonyms: genius, prowess, mastery, skill, talent, ability, artistry, expertise, adeptness, aptitude, skilfulness, virtuosity, flair, finesse, panache, deftness, excellence, power, greatness, distinction; More

Make we no hear tomorrow say na another person dog she use pose oh! Oge Okoye comes to mind. Be careful Empress,Nigerians are not smiling at all

Some ppl are just copycats. So because someone else had a babymama you too must have. Smh Keep following the crowd and don't have a mind of your own. Live your life and let others live theirs please. In other words,just mind your damn biz.

Wise lady. Maybe Jamaican guys are the real deal now. Time to relocate

First off,only someone as rich as Davido can afford that plastic doll. I wonder how many can afford that. Secondly, di.ldo has already replaced most men for many years now. Ask married women!

chimoney17:
God bless you darl

You are welcome hon