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Romance / Any Single Lady Or Girl That I'm Close To Want To Have Sex With Me. I Need Help by nokia1000(m): 10:46pm On May 14
Any single lady or girl that I'm close to want to have sex with me.
I'm married with children but they don't care.
Yesterday one walk up to me and told she will catch me. Let me keep running.
I need help.
Jobs/Vacancies / Air Peace. by nokia1000(m): 6:31pm On Apr 07
I want to work with Air Peace even if being a cleaner or an access control officer.
Politics / Re: Obi Congratulates Prof. Ogechi Adeola, On Her Appointment As Deputy VC In Rwanda by nokia1000(m): 11:41am On Jan 15
Obi and tribalism are 5&6. Congratulations 🎉

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Culture / Isoko Youths by nokia1000(m): 9:34pm On Jan 08
Isoko Development Union Youth Wing is the umbrella youth body in Isoko ethnic nationality. If you are a youth from Isoko and you are not identifying with Isoko Development Union Youth Wing, you are missing out.
Try as much as possible to relate with your people.

Okugbe Isoko.
Romance / Nigeria Most Porn Viewing Country by nokia1000(m): 6:11am On Oct 29, 2023
Nigeria has been ranked as the most porn viewing country in the world followed by Ghana. Kenya is the third. Nigerians like viewing BBW Big beautiful women porns. From the wed site, Nigeria is on top.

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Car Talk / Doing Things I Regret Always by nokia1000(m): 6:35pm On Oct 19, 2023
I do things I regret always. Please I need help. It's hurting me.
Religion / Worship Here by nokia1000(m): 10:36am On Oct 08, 2023
St Ofo's Spiritual Church Ofagbe, Isoko North, Delta State. It's happening there.
Politics / Re: We Confirmed That Tinubu Forged Certificate Of A Black American – Atiku's Lawyer by nokia1000(m): 6:56pm On Oct 05, 2023
Where is the woman who own the certificate?

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Romance / Re: I Need Someone To Love by nokia1000(m): 6:59am On Oct 04, 2023
I'm waiting for interested person to send email.
Romance / I Need Someone To Love by nokia1000(m): 6:23am On Oct 04, 2023
I'm a man in need of someone to love and to hold. My spec is chubby. I'm tired of being lonely.
Politics / CSU: Tinubu Certificate by nokia1000(m): 9:57am On Oct 02, 2023
Did Tinubu submit his CSU certificate to INEC?.
Politics / Presidential Electoral Petition Tribunal by nokia1000(m): 6:51pm On Sep 21, 2023
If the supreme court declare a rerun. It will be between Tinubu and Atiku. The question is, Who will Peter Obi and his followers support?
Politics / Re: Ministerial Nominee, Joseph Utsev, Told Senate He Started Primary School At 4 by nokia1000(m): 4:28pm On Jul 31, 2023
His mother might be a teacher. Teacher's children used to start school early as the join their mothers to school

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Politics / Senate Confirm Wike As Minister by nokia1000(m): 3:56pm On Jul 31, 2023
The 10th have confirmed the former Rivers State governor, Barr. Wike as minister. Details later.....
Politics / Baba Osiomole by nokia1000(m): 9:13am On Jul 25, 2023
I wish to meet Senator Adams Osiomole but I am finding it difficult. Anybody who can take me to him should please help me. There's a skill I want to learn from him and he is the only person who can teach me.

Please take me to him.
Family / Re: My Husband Hates Me For Giving Birth To Three Girls – Housewife Tells Court by nokia1000(m): 10:09pm On May 03, 2023
Do you need a boy? Email me. I will give you and your husband a clue.
Politics / Peter Obi Is Just A Social Media President by nokia1000(m): 8:35am On May 02, 2023
Mr Peter Obi is only a social media president. He can't win a real life Election.

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Politics / Tinubu, A Man Of Many People by nokia1000(m): 11:12am On Apr 28, 2023
No ma born of a woman can stop Tinubu, He have raised so many people from nobody VIPs. Persons like Fashola, Osibanjo, Aregbesola, Fayemi, Fayose, Ambode, Gbajabiamila, Oyetola, Falake, Igbokwe, and many more. He is the leader of democrats in Nigeria. He have the ability to move Nigeria to Europe level. I pray God should always be with him. I cant wait to see him in by May 29.
Religion / Re: Leaked Audio: I Will Not Campaign For Anybody Till I Go To Heaven - Oyedepo by nokia1000(m): 7:36am On Apr 03, 2023
He said he had never campaign for any politician and he will never do. But i remember in 2015, He said anyone who will not vote for Dr. Goodluck Jonathan, the gate of hell is open for such person and OBJ replied him that no man hold the key to the gate of Heaven and Hell.

Also in 2019, he accompanied Atiku to meet OBJ to support Atiku against Buhari. I believe these are campaigns.
Romance / I Need A Woman by nokia1000(m): 9:57am On Apr 02, 2023
I need a woman, age 36 to 50. fatty or chubby.
Family / Take Another Woman Out For A Dinner by nokia1000(m): 3:30am On Apr 02, 2023
After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie.

She said I Love You but I know this other woman loves you too and would love to spend some time with you.

The other woman that my wife wanted me to take out was my MOTHER who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally.

That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie.

'What's wrong, are you well,' she asked?

My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news.

'I thought that it would be pleasant to be with you,' I responded. 'Just the two of us.'

She thought about it for a moment, and then said, 'I would like that very much.'

That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous.

When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she too seemed to be nervous about our date.

She waited in the door with her shawl on.

She had set her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to celebrate her last Wedding Anniversary.

She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an angel's.

'I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they were impressed,' she said, as she got into the car.

'They can't wait to hear about our meeting'.

We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant, was very nice and cozy.

My mother took my arm as if she were the First Lady.

After we sat down, I had to read the menu. Large Print; half way through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me.

A nostalgic smile was on her lips.

'It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were young,'

She said.

'Then it's time that you relax and let me return the favor,'

I responded.

During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation, nothing extra-ordinary, but catching up on recent events of each others life.

We talked so much that we missed the movie.

As we arrived at her house later,

She said, 'I'll go out with you again, but only if you let me invite you.'

I agreed.

'How was your Dinner Date?' asked my wife when I got home.

'Very Nice. Much more so than I could have imagined,' I answered.

A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart attack.

It happened so suddenly that I didn't have time to do anything for her.

Some time later, I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant receipt from the same place mother and I had dined.

An attached note said:

'I paid this bill in advance.

I wasn't sure that I could be there;

But nevertheless, I paid for two plates one for you and the other for your wife.

You will never know what that night meant to me.

I Love You, My Son.'

At that moment, I understood the importance of saying in time: 'I LOVE YOU!' and to give our loved ones the time that they deserve.

Nothing in life is more important than parents, your family and friends.

Give them the time they deserve, because these things cannot be put off till 'some other time.'

Pass on this message ...
To A Child,
To An Adult,
To A Parent,
To A Friend,
To your Mates or
Someone you care for 😊

Must read!

So beautiful!
Tears rolling...

Family is not made up of perfect people.
Politics / Father Alia, Benue God Sent Saviour by nokia1000(m): 9:11pm On Mar 26, 2023
Benue state indigenes should celebrating as their next governor is a Revd. Father who have neither wife nor children. His emergence is a light to Benue state. His is coming to deliver Benue. In the next four years Benue state will be one of the best state in Nigeria. Those who left Benue due to insecurity and bad governance should start preparing to return. Congratulations to Benue State.

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Politics / Godswil Akpabio Deserve To Be Senate President by nokia1000(m): 8:18pm On Mar 23, 2023
His excellency Senator Godswill Akpabio deserve to be the Senate President of the 10th senate.
He is full of experience.
He was a two term governor, a senator and also a minister.
Someone like him is needed is such a delicate position.
I am pleading with the 10th senate to consider him and Nigeria will never regret it.

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Politics / Governor Makinde The Best Man by nokia1000(m): 8:14pm On Mar 22, 2023
Meeting Makinde is my dream. please someone should help take me to him. He is the best governor in Nigeria to me.
NYSC / Old Friend To Meet Again by nokia1000(m): 10:24am On Mar 07, 2023
This guy and I met during NYSC in Abia state in 2009. He was reposted back to his state. Since then I can't reach him.
Please help me tell him to reach me if you know him. He was a nice guy.
Politics / Obasanjo Is The Cause by nokia1000(m): 6:03am On Feb 28, 2023
Obasanjo contributed greatly in bringing Nigeria to this negative point.
His greed for third term made him to ruin Nigeria. He amended the Constitution to please only those in power, today he is hypocritically crying.
Where are those 20+ million votes during his time? Now he can't win his unit.
He gave room to massive rigging in Nigeria election.

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Politics / Tinubu by nokia1000(m): 10:22am On Feb 26, 2023
Tinubu will win the election

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Family / Husband And Wife by nokia1000(m): 9:15pm On Feb 12, 2023
Woman said to her husband after 5yesrs in marriage: I don't want someone's body to touch when I am sleeping.
They slept that night without touching each other.
Next night the woman left their matrimonial room and started sleeping on her own.
If you were the man, what will you do?
Career / Facebook by nokia1000(m): 10:44am On Jan 25, 2023
How many followers do I need on Facebook for my account to be verified?
Politics / How Many Northern States Can Obi Win? by nokia1000(m): 10:35pm On Jan 18, 2023
How many northern states can Peter Obi win?
Health / Re: Suicide On My Mind, Please Help by nokia1000(m): 6:46pm On Jan 05, 2023
I got HSE certificate from institute of safety professionals of Nigeria.
I am also a trained oil and gas field process operator.
Health / Suicide On My Mind, Please Help by nokia1000(m): 6:13pm On Jan 05, 2023
Sometimes suicide comes to mind due to frustration.
I graduated since 2008 till now life have been difficult. I have people in top positions in different companies but failed to help.
Now I am riding okada to earn a living with my family.
Many times when I look at what I am passing through, it hurts so much.

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