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Woman said to her husband after 5yesrs in marriage: I don't want someone's body to touch when I am sleeping. They slept that night without touching each other. Next night the woman left their matrimonial room and started sleeping on her own. If you were the man, what will you do? |
How many followers do I need on Facebook for my account to be verified? |
How many northern states can Peter Obi win? |
I got HSE certificate from institute of safety professionals of Nigeria. I am also a trained oil and gas field process operator. |
Sometimes suicide comes to mind due to frustration. I graduated since 2008 till now life have been difficult. I have people in top positions in different companies but failed to help. Now I am riding okada to earn a living with my family. Many times when I look at what I am passing through, it hurts so much. |
God who made all things didn't made wife for Himself. His only begotten son, Jesus did not marry. John the Baptist did not marry. Many prophets of old didn't marry. Apostle said if not for the sake of sexual immorality, it will be better not to marry. Adam blamed God for giving him a wife. There's something about marriage that wasn't revealed. So if you wish to marry, be very careful, think twice. When people post 20years marriage anniversary on media, they won't post what they are facing at home. Use your head. |
Obi have started show us he is not a saint. He had never attended Shiloh in his entire life. Now he attended Shiloh because he's contesting. He should stop deceiving people. It's so unfortunate that APC and PDP chosed old men. |
During Peter Obi tenure as governor is the same time Banks were asked to pay N25bn to CBN. Banks like Oceanic, first bank, zenith bank were finding it difficult to raise that money. Where did Fidelity Bank get their N25bn to pay at ease? |
CBN NEW WITHDRAWAL POLICY. An Explanation of the Key points in current CBN’s withdrawal policy: 1: Over the counter withdrawal is N100,000 for individuals & N500,000 for organizations including churches and Pastors per week. 2: You can’t issue a Cheque of more than N50,000 to anyone to cash on counter again, so, tax evaders, it is over 3: Existing #10m for clearing is retained. You can’t issue a Cheque of N20m for clearing at all. 4: Cash withdrawal at ATM is N20k daily & N100k per week. 5: POS withdrawal is N20k but POS can TRANSFER on your behalf, no restriction at all. So loss of job for POS guys is false. 6: For our Big men, Pastors & Churches, you are allowed to withdraw once in a month for individual, N5m & for organizations, N10m for legitimate transactions. You must write a letter & approved by the bank. You will pay 5% 10% processing fee for person & Organisation respectively. 7: You can download eNaira also to help you. Checkpoints guys are not smiling with this policy. 8: You can DEPOSIT any amount in cash into your account so far the banks are not in Abuja and Lagos. For Abuja people, go to Karu or Suleja to deposit any amount you like. Market women, no cause for alarm. They will understand how to use mobile apps soon. Nigerians should prepare for this big shift to a Cashless Policy. No more hoarding cash in soak aways by politicians. In fact it'll be difficult to buy Votes in this 2023 elections. |
It's a great thing to determine the sex of your baby. Some persons have given birth to more children than planned because they are looking for a boy or a girl. Though God is the final answer but knowledge is nice. Here are some step to follow if you need a male child: 1. The man should eat enough banana before the woman ovulation date. 2. During sex, the man should go deeper when ejaculating, this is to allow the sperm carrying the Y chromosome which produce a male child move faster to get to the egg. 3. Sex should be very close to ovulation day. 4. Woman should not be eating acidic foods. 5. Doggy style is the best for this. 6. Woman should have orgasm first. I tried it and it worked for me. Now I have two boys and a girl. But God is the final answer, before you carry out this I suggest you pray. |
2023 presidential election is between Tinubu and Obi. Tinubu have sowed greatly into the lives of many. What if Tinubu win and the country gets better? Condemning Tinubu is not a good thing. He's and elder, do not insult him. If don't like him, vote against him but not insult. |
I am fully regretting marrying my wife. She is always right and doesn't take corrections. She doesn't have sex drive. Prefer sleeping alone that she doesn't want someone body to touch her. She is not serious in anything that can generate money. I have made a lifetime mistake. Sometimes I feel like committing suicide to get free from regretting. I am seeing myself going down slowly. |
My partner doesn't want my body to always touch her on bed. I am losing the love I have for her. I think I need a side chick |
Peter Obi may lose 2023 election. Remember all political appointees and those in elected position put their party interest first. They don't care about anyone since they are eating from their party. |
That's exactly what I am passing through right now |
If you are childless and want to get a child, you are free to contact me. Little knowledge can break yoke.
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I am facing the same problem. My own always claim she is right. |
Churches don't pay tax on Nigeria but their branches in US, UK and other developed countries pay taxes. Let them pay. It is their business they are running. |
I have the solution to their saga. |
He is not dead. He only joined his ancestors in ancestral world. |
Death is a debt owned by all that are living. Ada Jesus did not closed the gate. So don't threaten anyone with death. We are one a queue, no one knows who is next. |
Please someone should connect me with Barrister Maxwell Okpara. |
And I have asking Cuppy for help. |
I want enquire whether there is travel ban from Nigeria to Germany. Please someone should help me get details. |
My certificates have become useless. I graduated in 2008, passed out of NYSC in 2010. Till date I have not used my certificates for anything. What I am regretting in my life now is time I wasted in the university. My wife graduated in 2015, she is now learning tailoring because she couldn't get a job too. |
Naira Marley's breath is stronger than weed. If you doubt me, pass a night with him in one room. |
He is the best I can think of in terms of governance. He is not greedy. He love his people more than himself. His is an epitome of leadership. Please take me to him.
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I have all it takes to be the president chief of staff. |
My landlord just increase my house rent. |
Beware of Messi
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I am sleeping |