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Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 10:58pm On Nov 17, 2015

Oluwanifemi96:
aii then.....I'm off to bed this....g nyt and sleep tyt

ok...sleep well..no sleep4me dis nite..I wan do overnite

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 10:50pm On Nov 17, 2015

Oluwanifemi96:
lol....not fair at all.I did my faculty and departmental clearance today and registered gst.....I got tired quickly......well I made lots of friends....tho I can't remember most if their names ......lol what's ur real name?.... ur first name DT u use

when we see,I tell u.I don't giv out my true identity or social medias cos of cartels

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 10:07pm On Nov 17, 2015

Operation chemistry must die dis nite

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 10:02pm On Nov 17, 2015

MhizFa8:
Lol...I will do dat soon so I can drm abt u

MhizFa8:
Lol...I will do dat soon so I can drm abt u

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 10:01pm On Nov 17, 2015

Oluwanifemi96:
this got me laughing hard

how did Uniben treat u today, how many friends did u make?or would I say how many people tried 2 talk2u

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Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 10:00pm On Nov 17, 2015

Oluwanifemi96:
this got me laughing hard

ur laff dey make me laff.na true na

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Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 9:59pm On Nov 17, 2015

Ebayray:
Exactly my point.

hmmm...ok.noted.anytin else?

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 9:53pm On Nov 17, 2015

Ebayray:
.

I like people who be dem selves... Nt a man pleaser...

by deductive reasoning,u re trying to say u don't like guys dat drink beer?

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 9:51pm On Nov 17, 2015

Ksslib:
Na women dey drink wine? Lol..ok oh.

99.9% of guys who drink beer don't like beer. They only do it to appear tough and macho. Unfortunately, iam not not a crowd pleaser. I do something, only if it makes sense to me. So why drink beer that I hate in place of wine I love? Or Ribena like you called it.

dats 4u.don't now say dats wat oda men do.chilled cold beer has dis refreshing taste when it goes down d throat.and d tipsy feeling to is outta dis world.God bless d man who discova beer is what I always say when I drink beer

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 9:47pm On Nov 17, 2015

Ebayray:
LWKMD.. Ribena!..
Ah, u just awoke my taste bud..

lol...what of heaven wine.do u knw it

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 9:38pm On Nov 17, 2015

Ebayray:
LWKMD.. Ribena!..
Ah, u just awoke my taste bud..

lol...what of heaven wine.do u knw it

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 9:35pm On Nov 17, 2015

Ebayray:
Twas amazing!!!!
.

Am xo joyous today dat I don't know why (it's from within tho) .

na because u don get alert

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 9:35pm On Nov 17, 2015

MhizFa8:
M sincerely praying DAT my lecturer shldn't b lyk urs o

my problem is dat dere are 2many yung lecturers in our department.den d old ones like 2crack jokes and tell us history

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 9:29pm On Nov 17, 2015

Ksslib:
Beer ke! Wine anyday, pls.

na woman dey drink wine na.abi u go drink ribena?

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 9:14pm On Nov 17, 2015

Nairaland limmie alone ooooo.make I finish dis state of matter

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 9:13pm On Nov 17, 2015

Ksslib:
I no blame them. Some girls can form nonsense sha.

Yea..our girls no many. Plus the other issue was the criteria to use, individually. Everybody is just getting to know each other. We no know who know book pass, who get leadership qualities, who get better character, who too dey form...

As humans, our natural instinct allows us to psychologically identify with a specific quality we see in a person or thing and use that as a yardstick that measures our affinity towards them esp on a short notice since we dont know much about them...

That was when our natural male instinct kicked in. And we heard a faint whisper squeeze through the deepest part of our medulla "vote for the girl with the biggest ukwu".

Sorry for the epistle. Just testing the efficiency of this new keyboard I downloaded. How was your day?

give dat man a beer

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 9:11pm On Nov 17, 2015

Someone was mingling today.guess he was with venus through out today.

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 9:07pm On Nov 17, 2015

MhizFa8:
Nolio is dark na

MhizFa8:
Nolio is dark na

covers face.ur husband supernova no dark?I no say u go talk say I dark pass am now.dark na dark o undecided

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 9:03pm On Nov 17, 2015

SuperNover:
Look no further. Nolio is the right Man

come yungman,why are u pushing ur responsibilities 2me.am 6ft3inches abeg

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Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 9:01pm On Nov 17, 2015

MhizFa8:
wanted-husband needed... requirements-5ft 2inches tall,fair or chocolate and must lyk sport lol

ummm...son ur test results just came out.u met d requirements-5ft 2inches tall,chocolate

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 8:58pm On Nov 17, 2015

Ksslib:
Lecturer : "It seems like you guys are getting too comfortable.

"When it was my time,there were no seats like these."

Class: **silence**

"When it was my time, we sat on the floor"

Class: **silence once again***

"Look, during my time, by 5am the whole class was full"

Class: **silence** then then.....then...

then suddenly from nowhere, the whole class erupts in a very loud well cor-ordinated as if planned clapping ovation that lasted almost a minute. .

The scene was just too hilarious. That was the funniest thing ive seen in quite a while. Engine boys no normal aswear.

That was our own way of saying "Hell yeah bro! We know you fffucking lying" and he got the message loud and clear. Haha.

**************

Ray360, my prayers are with you.. Get well soon.

as In ehn,d thing dey pain me.dis are d same people dat one clap in church if pastor satrts praise and worship.
CC. Supernova

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 8:55pm On Nov 17, 2015

MhizFa8:
Hw can u b *married* when m still *single*...lol...where is nolio and ebayray

we are behind u and supernova

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 8:51pm On Nov 17, 2015

phantom53:
Emmm supernova abeg snap and post the chm 113 note of 2day if u copied them i couldnt hear or see anything 2elect day

supernova nominated for class note documenter

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 8:49pm On Nov 17, 2015

MhizFa8:
Lol.. yeah...u guys r d best...*kisses*

PUbLIC ANNOUNCEMENTM na supernova get kiss o.me jus dey watch

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 8:48pm On Nov 17, 2015

SuperNover:
Lol.. All thanks to Sir Nolio

just passing by[i]

SuperNover:
Lol.. All thanks to Sir Nolio

just passing by[/i]

SuperNover:
Lol.. All thanks to Sir Nolio

just passing by

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 8:46pm On Nov 17, 2015

RobinHez:

u follow okpoho go,abi...u be chairman oo

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 8:45pm On Nov 17, 2015

SuperNover:
Yeah. I was with your friend 'Nolio' throughout today. He really is a fine guy

abeg ooo...carry me cum down abeg..make she no go dey visulaise one C.ronaldo come see segun arinze abeg oooooo

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 8:42pm On Nov 17, 2015

SmithRussell:
What are friends for?

"For Watching your back patiently, waiting, just to stab you in it when you least expect it"

lol...I will care 4u.dat dettol kinda care ooo.were I will put it in ur drinking water to kill dgerms

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 3:08pm On Nov 17, 2015

Oluwanifemi96:
lol...Its well....so how far have u gone with ur physical clearance

limmie alone.u re not good.u ve done ur physical clearance u didn't tell me.I cum tell u say I don do online u cum dey talk.

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 2:19pm On Nov 17, 2015

Oluwanifemi96:
lmao....I'm several steps ahead of you.....I'm done with anything clearance...I did it before I went to lag....

abeg talk am small small

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 1:44pm On Nov 17, 2015

Yonddaime:
oga nolio...I never even do online clearance...have some bank issues but I will be in Benin on Friday,God willing.

hmmm....pack money if u dey come ooo.evrytin 4uniben here na money ooo.dat online clearance wey u one do so na N1500.if u neva get any of dose requested documents na extre money be dat. Finally u are making (6) photocopies of all ur documents

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 1:32pm On Nov 17, 2015

Yonddaime:
I'm way behind schedule....

were have u been,young man

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