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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Shay's Semi-Nude Photos: "My Instagram Account Was Hacked" - Singer Says by nolio(m): 8:21am On May 22, 2020
your account wasn't hacked anything. you are simply advertising. putting your nude on internet isn't privacy cos the internet is a public place.
Travel / Re: Have You Ever Been Stranded While Travelling? How Did It Go? by nolio(m): 3:44am On Apr 27, 2020
twice. one was onitsha-Lagos. had only the bus fare. didn't have the one that will take me home from Berger to sango. had to beg my way through. the second was Benin to ondo. I miscalculated and got stranded at ondo and ATM was rejecting me that day. my sister had to call a Reverend father who was in that vicinity to come to my aid. it's the worst situation one can be at that time
Education / Re: Can I Still Go Back To School At 23? by nolio(m): 3:38pm On Dec 16, 2019
xtremeTall:
Hello!!,please kindly spare your 1 minutes and advise me because i think ive been following the wrong path for 5 years...

I completed my secondary School Education in 2014 and since then I've been Applying for the Nigeria Armed forces recruitments,i had wrote their Aptitude Test Exams like 8 to 9 times before i eventually passed the Airforce Exams for 2017.

i went for their Physical screening in Kaduna,we undergo staunch health Screening."Thier medical facilities there are Top notch o"..anyway,i was disqualified for ill health reason,(i have a short sightedness),with tears in my eye i inform my Dad who had been very supportive the news.


To cut my story short,i had been doing some work i don't really like since i gave up Career in the Nigeria Armed force.I am determined to go back to the university and study Law,,i know my parents would be glad to know i had came up with this idea but I'm thinking at 23?..IS IT POSSIBLE..i need your advise pls


Mods pls help
I went back to school at 26 to study mechanical engineering and would be graduating next year. and am on 1st class. so you have no excuses bros

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Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie: 10 Assassins' Bullets Removed From My Head, 2 Close To My Eyes by nolio(m): 5:42pm On Dec 15, 2019
KosiGee:


Those are pellets from a shotgun. Yes she can call them bullets. It doesn’t really make much difference.

Whoever did that meant to kill her and it’s a shame that people above were mocking and calling this staged act. Do you have any idea what any of those pellets could do to her if they pierced the skull and hit the brain??

So all of you need to grow up. I’m not a fan of this woman, don’t know much about her but if those were real radiograph of her, she would’ve been the luckiest person this period of the year.

Whoever was responsible for that meant to shatter her skull.
no be person fake him own death?
Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie Attacked By Armed Robbers (Graphic Photos) by nolio(m): 7:32pm On Dec 14, 2019
I thought G wagon was buller proof?
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by nolio(m): 4:28pm On Feb 25, 2019
egojeny1:
These guyz are not serious @ all. 45 mins break to reconvene @ 5pm.
Aiyy! God! how many states this ones don call wey dem dey go on break to ri olorun?
Politics / Re: Buhari Speaks On Plot To Islamize Nigeria by nolio(m): 12:47pm On Feb 22, 2019
Please Mr president, of all reports against your administration, why is it this you reacted against and why now? in every rumour there's an iota of truth

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Autos / Re: Pick Your Choice Cars From Cotonou At Cheaper Rate, Follow Us To Cotonou Today ! by nolio(m): 11:04pm On Feb 06, 2019
Please how much is dodge charger 2008. i need to follow you to cotonou
Technology Market / Re: Laptop Repair Experts In Lagos by nolio(m): 8:26pm On Oct 20, 2018
please how much would it cost me to replace hp 650 fan
Gaming / Re: 10 Unfairly Tough Video Game Bosses That Are Literally Impossible To Defeat by nolio(m): 3:09pm On Aug 12, 2018
challenge accepted
Kelvin30286063:
I only know of one Boss that is undefeatable. His name is ISAAC FROST of Fight Night (PS3)

That dude was over built. Just one blow and it's game over. The annoying part is you have to only block in the first 3 rounds of fight with him, then you go for body punches in the next 3 rounds.

If you try to play your own way, next thing you'll see is that he gave you one blow and you are down. GAME OVER

I've been playing Fight Night for 2 years, I still can't beat him. The game sef don come tire me!

If anyone collects pad from me and beat that dude in one flow, I'll give the person 30k
Car Talk / Re: Biker Jailed After Filming Himself Riding At Highest Speed Ever On British Roads by nolio(m): 10:21am On Jul 30, 2018
302.4km./hr. wetin happen
Romance / Re: Why Are Women Crazy About Tall Men? by nolio(m): 10:36pm On Jul 24, 2018
Natural selection?
Education / Re: Annual Xfire Nairaland Undergraduate Quiz Competition (scholarship)- 2nd Edition by nolio(m): 11:35am On Jan 18, 2018
Chuksentino@gmail.com
Uniben
300level
Mechanical engineering
Education / Re: Annual Xfire Nairaland Undergraduate Quiz Competition (scholarship)- 2nd Edition by nolio(m): 8:51pm On Jan 11, 2018
Uniben
300level
Mechanical engineering
Celebrities / Re: Chinyere Udoma And Ebele Okaro Pictured Together by nolio(m): 7:22pm On Nov 21, 2017
he used to do marvelous things for us
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Requests Roman Catholic Priests Be Given The Right To Get Married by nolio(m): 11:07am On Nov 04, 2017
So all my life has been a lie

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Sports / Re: Troost-ekong Blasts Sunday Oliseh After Super Eagles Qualify For 2018 World Cup by nolio(m): 1:46am On Oct 11, 2017
ekong should shut the f^ck up please. leon balogun has been covering up his arse.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Ghana Female Muslim Students Twerk To ‘One Corner’, To Be Punished by nolio(m): 9:35pm On Oct 05, 2017
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
lobatan
so all the HIJAAB NA WASH!!!!!! shocked
Religion / Re: "This Is Why Pastors Need Prayers" - Photo Of Lady At Church Event Trends Online by nolio(m): 9:31pm On Oct 05, 2017
pls,was it only the pastor that faced temptation?
so why would i pray for him?
who will pary for me for facing the same temptation the pastor just faced??
abegii...
*walks out mad*
Foreign Affairs / Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by nolio(m): 8:51pm On Oct 01, 2017
na to dey target the whole oooo.no time to dey scrub after every shit
BisQuit:
Germans have their own way of dealing with their health and hygiene. They have their reputation of being different and hold a great pride for that. Today, know about another unique German thing that will leave you shocked.

THEIR TOILET SEAT

Germans have a very different style of the toilet seat as compared to the toilet seats with the rest of the world. They have their own strange explanation for this very different style of toilet seat.

THE SHELF SHITTER

Well! This unique German poop throne is called the “shelf shitter”. Unlike other toilet seats, it has a unique style which allows the poop to sit there and stare back at you with all its smell until you decide to flush it off all by yourself. It is a ” lay and display ” model which instead of allowing the poop to drop straight into the water, collects it midway to let you examine it.


EXPLANATION

They have a very weird and a very gross explanation to this weird toilet seat. According to them, the design of the toilet seat is linked with their hygiene. After their satisfactory poop session, all they do is first look at it for inconsistencies and possible diseases. If they find some, they take a snap and mail it to their doctor.


USE LESS WATER

German toilet seats, in some ways are better than the other toilet seats. One smart reason is the saving of water. While the Western toilet seat uses two to three gallons of water in one flow, German seats uses less water. Their flush system has two buttons, one for less water and the other for larger supply. This helps us use water only in required amount rather than letting it flow in a go.


THE VIDEO

So, this was all about the very unique German toilet seats and their whole explanation behind this wonderful and somewhat still a smelly idea of hygiene. FYI, they even find this shelf shitter great in picking up their poop for hygiene samples.

Watch the whole video and let us know if you are going to replace your direct plunge it toilet seat with this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTxvOj9I0kI


Source=http://unknownfacts.info/2017/09/01/did-you-know-german-toilet-design-is-different-from-rest-of-the-world-this-is-the-wisdom-behind/


Education / Re: Top 7 Most Beautiful Campuses In Nigeria by nolio(m): 2:44pm On Sep 29, 2017
my school didnt make it cry cry cry cry
Education / Re: Bejide Ifeoluwa Is Redeemers University's Best Graduating Student by nolio(m): 2:39pm On Sep 29, 2017
kenny1795:
pepper seller going to a private university in Nigeria?? was she on scholarship?
you took the words right outta my mouth.were u in my mind?
Nairaland / General / Re: Big Python Trying To Swallow A Dog Killed (Photos) by nolio(m): 2:34pm On Sep 29, 2017
python on frontpaghe this days is getting too much.na every day dem they kill snakes
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana: WAFU Finals 1 - 4 (Full Time) by nolio(m): 9:55am On Sep 25, 2017
i think the arguement between ghana jollof and nigerian jollof has finally been settled. and dont quote me, i know well. if u do, thunder fall on u
Phones / Re: Tecno Spark K7 Full Review: Cheap Does Not Always Mean Crab!!! by nolio(m): 1:33pm On Sep 22, 2017
take no!!!! take no!!!! take no!!!! how many times did i call you!!!?!?!? dem use 1gb ram swear for una ni?
Fashion / Re: Makeup Artiste Shocks Many People Online After She Removed Her Makeup (photos) by nolio(m): 1:29pm On Sep 22, 2017
olorun ma je ki'n gbe egun elegun
Celebrities / Re: Selena Leath: "My Butt is Getting Bigger" (Pics) by nolio(m): 1:23pm On Sep 22, 2017
so butt getting bigger is part of counting blessings now. God please which kind world you send me come so. sharing this world with animals. why dont you go to church and give thanksgiving for a growing big butt.*spits and walks outta thread*
Nairaland / General / Re: Photos Of Chinyere, Girl With Blue Eyes In Nasarawa Shared By Emily Nkanga by nolio(m): 4:08pm On Sep 15, 2017
she should be cast for underworld evolution movie
Education / Re: ASUU Strike: No End In Sight by nolio(m): 8:03am On Sep 15, 2017
DanielsParker:
all these ASUU chiefs sef. their children are happily schooling abroad.

i think when we kidnap them and say ransom is to call off the strike,they will adhere
Sports / Batshuayi Unhappy With Fifa 18 Rating by nolio(m): 1:29pm On Sep 14, 2017
The Blues striker is less than pleased with his new score in FIFA 18, seeing his overall rating drop from last year's version of the video game
Chelsea striker Michy Batshuayi has continued his war of words with EA Sports over his FIFA rating.
The Belgium international has had a long-running issue with what he perceives as a low overall score in FIFA and is again not happy with the rating he has been given in FIFA 18.
Batshuayi was presented with his new 80-rated card, which sees him actually receive a lower rating than in FIFA 17. His FIFA 17 card was 81-rated overall with a pace score of 83 and 80 shooting, but his new version is one point lower overall and has seen his pace drop to a 79 rating.
The 23-year-old posted a short video of himself holding the new card with the caption "Please explain EA Sports."
PLEASE EXPLAIN @EASPORTSFIFA pic.twitter.com/1niLyAqger — Michy Batshuayi (@mbatshuayi) September 13, 2017
EA replied to the striker on Twitter, telling him "Keep scoring goals and we'll talk..."

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Should Batshuayi score regularly for Chelsea this season, he could be awarded special Team of the Week edition cards or else get an upgrade in January or the summer, but for now he will have to play with his new 80-rated version.
Batshuayi scored his first goal of the season on Tuesday, netting Chelsea's fifth in their 6-0 win over Azerbaijan champions Qarabag in the Champions League.
FIFA 18 is released worldwide on September 29, with fans able to pre-order the ICON edition to access the game three days early.

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