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Ggod nite evryone,abeg wee see tomorow. Headasche dey worry me.hunger dey worry me,sleep dey worry me, body dey do me make I baff

Ebayray:
Hehehehe hehehehehehe.
Who na?!. Me or Osefua?!.

who do u want it to be?

Ebayray:
U too?. U don't like soccer?.

I love soccer.I play and watch. And I also pray my wife does so I go get reason 2 dey watch ball late outside

Ebayray:
I have 2133 MB nd it's expiring on d 19th of dis month...

Wat do I download..



I've downloaded many things so taay I'm tayad... It jes seems d mb nr gree finish..



Any suggestions on what to download?.

I must see u so dat I download fresh episodes of Arrow,mentalist, flash

Ebayray:
Hehehehe..
Yeah, Nicki I is good.


Telemundo??.. One of the thinz I hate..



At least, we've got some things in common .

giv dat woman a beer.she's a wife material

SuperNover:
Sir Nolio.... How far?
Hope you've got a place to lay your head . ?

men I go meet porter.he tell me say make I come 8am 2moro.say dem no open2day.I jus rugged am am sneak enta.I dey hall3 nw.but neva familiarise with all dese una room numbas like hall 3block dis and dat

blueto:
@bolded, Yea, I agree, this is the time to focus on imperative things.
Just like Pukka36, that Lady is a model.


oops, its seems you deactivated you NL acct.

Your next account might be 'TheDeadSoul'

seconded. dats why we all need to meet in pesn 2mao to reduce the time we spend on nairaland

SuperNover:
I like the things you dislike and I dislike the things you like.

thank God. Una no shear commone interest.

Oluwanifemi96:
lool.....its no ish...well...I like dancing,singing, playing,playing with make up...lol...reading novels,sleeping,the list is endless..... I don't like travelling,makes me nauseous... I don't like apples...pls don't ask me why d reason is rather absurd

like playing wit makeup..I tak am..beauty scientist...hate traveling.makes u nauseated.same here. U don't like apples cos its what caused the problem of dis world and u feel with it a man can be brought down. I feel d same way2 abt apples.I can colect any fruit in d world from a woman even if I have never seen or tasted it but apple,I will run 4my dear life

SuperNover:
Lol.. If my wife loves soccer? Then, she'll have to un-love it. Lol.

wetin guys dey pray4

Help oooo.I have paid aceptance fee and moved on to clearance. Under scans am seeing about 13 documents to be uploaded. Should I jus upload d ones dat concern me or all.please dose dat have don shld ansa and help.2moro am going for affidavit

Ebayray:
Lolz, Alright...

I mite have thinz in common with you, u can't tell. .

It's good to know you don't do Dat.



... Did you mention like?! I LOVE BANANAS to a fault!!!. .

na I'm u no tell me make I buy4u 4 ore.u don miss na

SuperNover:
Alright. Welcome to uniben.

thank u very much..were u dey.cum help ur guy na

SuperNover:
Mr Nolio
How far have you gone? Where are you presently?

oga I dey hall4.dey say dem dey under renovation.make I go hall3.na dere I wan go so

Dis tin wey u talk remind me of one spirikoko sister wey my friend wan chyke one time.d gal dey preach4am.na him d guy jus change am 4am."I will chyyke u in jesus name".I will chyke u with d holyspirit/holyghost and blood of jesus.shooo...chyking na by force again...we laff taya dat day

SwagkingDope:
See chkying on sundae mawing o0! nolio fear God

laff fall from okro tree...continues laffing. I learnt from the best(you).abi no be u be swagkingdope again?

Oluwanifemi96:
lmao.....I'm blushing aii now

lol..no be small tin..pesn fit make mistake talk say"she's studying beauty science"

Oluwanifemi96:
tomorrow as in Monday or u mean today....cos d time u wrote this...already is Sunday....I hope u get what I mean.....well I'm asking cos I need a travel buddy....I'm going to Benin tomorrow tho....maybe we could use d same travel line or smtn....what say you? ....I use God is good tho

I swear when I looked at ur pix,I wanted to tell the driver to stop dat am not going again...haaaaaaaa...no wahala.we go see4uniben

Oluwanifemi96:
tomorrow as in Monday or u mean today....cos d time u wrote this...already is Sunday....I hope u get what I mean.....well I'm asking cos I need a travel buddy....I'm going to Benin tomorrow tho....maybe we could use d same travel line or smtn....what say you? ....I use God is good tho

awwwwwwwwww....I made dat post by 12amwich was already sunday,dats why I said today. I use iyare.am already on ma way to benin,today,sunday.with what u say..it seems u wuld be coming in Monday.it won't be easy cos of workers going to work on Monday morning(go slow)dats why I chose 2day

TheBrokenSoul:
Shey, uniben don give una admission, una don get the necessary info finish... Oya, make una take style begin unfollow this thread...hehe...



Glory, I'm really sorry if I sounded rude last night. I was in my worst. But, I'm reallie qood now.


#please, when is that gst tutorial holding tomorrow? Lemme get myself busy with it,afterall,na skool I kome....


Bluto, all this your grammar fit easily make you make mistake. Many years ago when we dey secondry skool, no levels then, we go jast dey blow grammar anyhow jast to get to a girl's panties. Na then grammar help well well...bekause na only book be our swag then.. Tis reallyreally funnie....

Now, there's hardly an english word I don't understand bekause I patronise them in my writing. You know, using obese words can add flavour to writing; but not when you are yanning with your pals, (it can make one look helpless, hapless and stupid)... If you see me address a formal meeting, you will know I love grammar too.

I had written a short story, a very nice one that people loved. But all a critic kould kome up with was that the piece was ungrammatical. My ego was injured. So, fat grammar is good when necessary.
You mince and mix up words at time; a context may require necessary and another, mandatory... In waec then, dunno if you remember that comprehension... When dash will litter the komprehension, and a table of "similar" options will pose bellow. Normally in everyday english, all options kan easily go, buh it doesn't work that way... If you wanna do this, leave no loophole....

#saynotogrammar
#grammarhasdied

Ebayray:
Alright... Safe journey..
Have a nice nd smooth trip.. .

thank you,ebayray

dharay99:

yhu don† expec† me suppor† his childishness.
A †oddler who wuldn† †ake correc†ions in
i†z simples† form & nyda am I
suppor†inq d oda quy....

If i† bcumz more chao†ic, den dah† will b fun.!

haaa...abeg ooo..today na sunday ooo

ejomsuccess:
pls is furthermaths needed for engineering in uniben?

no.na only unilag dey do dese nonsense

dharay99:

all in all, GST111 Lec†ure/Schooling....
Nice one.!

dharay..I didn't expect u to support blueto as u have both had war of words but don't make dis tin look harder dan it is and become explosive

RobinHez:
U made a lot of sense until ur last sentence. That was uncalled for...and it would be unwise if Ray replies.

lwkmh...ray way eyes dey pain. Well grandest needed a backup/support dats why he called on Ray,if not he won't ask4 his view

Ebayray:
Hehehehe... I nor know oooo... Aint a prophetess.


Yeah, u're sighted too. Good morning to you.

on ma way 2 iyare park,iyana ipaja

Nobody mentioned anytin about d assignment oo

Good morning all..I greet u people IJN. I dreamt buhari came to our house to inspect some projects.pls what does this mean.ebayray..I sight u oooo

Grandest:
Hey buddy! You need to breathe easy and slow down. I'm a pacifist, I don't believe in fighting, therefore don't allow your imagination to run away with you. I wouldn't want this to become a frenzied activity and as such degenerate into a free-for-all. I'm sorry if my post drove you bonkers. But I needed to play the devil's advocate because your misuse of the word was conspicuously glaring. Anyway, I claim no expertise in this, I've got some smattering of chink in my armour as well. That said, let me school you on the power and importance of oracy because it is delicately poised. William Penn, an exceptional rhetorician who seemed to have kissed the blarney stone quipped: "Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood." I think you need to completely debug unnecessary glitches fixed in your writing habits. These glitches, when they add up, make you harder to understand, less
assertive and can even make you sound
sloppy and fatuous. Don’t use big words when simpler words can do.
One of the disadvantages of having a
big vocabulary is you feel the desire to
inflict it on everybody. Great speakers
use shorter words when they fill the
same purpose as a large one. (I’ll admit my writing could probably use a
better application of this rule as well). In the words of John Ortberg "Human conversation is largely an endless
attempt to convince others that we are more assertive or clever or generous or successful than they might think if we did not carefully educate them."
Permit me to draw your attention to the misuse of "CONTINGENT" in that phrase. In your words, you said "IS IT CONTINGENT?". Hmm! In no unertain terms, I beg to say, the use of "contingent" in that phrase negates the English law of concord and phrasal noun usage. Let's get to know the meaning of the word.
First off, according to Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English and Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary of Current English; two results were given. The first entry goes thus--- CONTINGENT refers to " a group of people who all have something in common, such as their beliefs, nationality, etc." The second entry which I think is where you got it all wrong----
CONTINGENT refers to "something that may happen in the future." WHAT YOU FAIL TO UNDERSTAND IS THAT CONTINGENT GOES HAND-IN-HAND WITH A PREPOSITION--- "ON/UPON." Any attempt to ignore the preposition will be tantamount to breaking the law of concord and phrasal noun usage, and that was what you clearly did. I hope you grasp the drift buddy? Take a look at this sentence --- "further investment is contingent upon the company's profit performance." That's how the cookies crumble.
According to English etymology, a person who uses big words incorrectly just in bid to display intelligence is a "malaprop".Malapropism (also called a Dogberryism) is the use of an incorrect word in place of a word with a similar sound which results in a n onsencical utterance .
Am I in anyway against the use of big words? Absolutely not! Language is never static. It's dynamic and it morphes every now and then. Big words help to spice up and add flavour to our speeches and write-ups. But my major gripe is using those words out of context. When big words are used wrongly, you end up making an appalling exhibition of yourself. Let's not make a monkey out of ourselves by using big words out of context.
Ray360, what's your take on this issue?

God. Did u type dis or what?u tried.uniben go here ween for 2015/2016 set. I see 1st class rolling out by 2020/2021

SuperNover:
Seen @nolio. We'll come up with something soon.
Temporary accommodation should still be on I think.

thank u very plenty.pls how does one go about the temporary hostel,so dat immediately I enta,I start to runs it.am living very early dis mornin so possibly I will be arriving benin by1pm

Robinhez,
yondaime,
smithrussell
Supernover,
Ebayray.
I don't have ur numbers.so am dropping mine now.am entring benin 2moro. It has tayed I have been shouting it.I don't have anywere 2stay. I would be paying aceptance on Monday and if possible do online clearance dat same monday.so dat I can face physical clearance. Please why I tell u dis is dat anyway u can help.either advice or otherwise,pls God will bless u.I can't come2benin and go bak 2lagos as lectures have started now cos its2late.and I can't stay home either waiting 4manna 2fall from heaven while lectures dey go on.make e no be like say dem say ogede dey rotten dem say e dey ripe.. Thanks for ur unending understanding. 08091047123

Samsantos9:
Hi guys... Hope you guys are done with your clearance?

oga,shey na u wan close d portal? Aebg wait I neva pay aceptans ooo.na monday I go do d needful