Michael Jackson heal the world. heard the song the first time when I was 4 and I cried. couldn't have heard the lyrics at that age so don't know what in particular made me cry but when I grew up and listened to it, men I wept. it still make me pull a tear up till now. I think if I was an actor and asked to do a cry scene I will just ask them to play me "Michael Jackson heal the world"coos that's the only thing in this works that has made me cry

Benita27:
I kind of have this feeling that the op is lying. No guy will walk through a crowd with wrapper.

tryme

Gourdoinc:
If you have it big down there, and by big we not just talking about the bishop alone, but the bag that accompanies the bishop, you will admit that wearing trousers for too long is a chore. I switched to boxers (hadn't known of big boxers then so was always the tiny ones) but even at that I always have "situations" where my mum or family member out of embarrassment will tell me, "Nna ya office is open". the thing will always find reasons to sneak it's head out to receive fresh air. suddenly on one faithful day, I decided to tie a wrapper my mum gave me and I realised that heaven could be on earth here.

the wrapper allowed cross ventilation and ease if I went I wanted to polish the bishop in secret with good viscosity Vaseline. I was so happy that I made this discovery, anyway this began my obsession with tying wrappers all the time. my family members were always angry at this new development. how could a young man like me suddenly be acting like an old man. I refused to heed to these advise and as usual shrugged off statements of "one day I will regret it".

anyway I was thinking that one day will come later later in future, never did I know it would happen days afterwards, our tenant downstairs had a naming ceremony and the entire compound was filled to the brim with people. I was upstairs observing the events when I noticed my mum called me to rush downstairs so I collect something from her at the gate, I tried to change into a trouser but the devil encouraged me to go that way, by the way Na my papa house. thus I rushed down. I was racing at full speed towards the gate when suddenly the metal used to anchor one of the canopies, grabbed my wrapper and ripped it off. since it happened at full throttle, it removed everything and left me standing naked in a child dedication ceremony. I didn't know whether to continue running out into the street so I could find a pit and jump inside or whether I should enhance their viewing experience by trying to get my wrapper.

I was still thinking of what to do, when I felt a blackness. I fainted out of shame. I refused to come out for days and till today, years after. my family still reminds me of how I dishonored the family name.

anyway I have learnt to bear the heat in a tight boxers or trousers. God punish wrappers

best story ever. was laughing real hard

Plankton2017:
Good day fellow NL,

Please judge this case. Last week thursday my sister inlaw visited me and my wife from NYSC camp. I was shocked when I welcomed her because it was no ordinary visit. she came with a full ghana must go. We greeted and I got to know that she escaped from camp due to the tough tasks on camp. My wife never told me her sister was coming to stay. We have lived amicably till yesterday.

My lil cuzin that stays and helps us with chores was mandated by her to cook 2 big pots of water for her to bath. I scolded my cousin and told her why didnt she use the electric kettle so as to save gas which we just replaced with 6k. I now gave her a warning that whatever my inlaw wants that she should ask me 1st. I even got to know that my wife lied to me that her parents knew she left camp. My wife heard our conversation and started antagonizing me that why did I tell my cuz to always ask me b4 she obeys her sister. she was shouting at the top of her voice even my inlaw could hear. This angered me and I shouted back and told her to leave my room. she continued shouting and even slept in the sitting room as I slept alone.

This afternoon while working on my computer for hours I came out of the room only to find out my sister in law has packed her things back to her NYSC camp without telling me but my wife knows....I am slatted to officially do my white wedding next saturday. I just feel down because we quarell too much and my wife talks in a domineering way. I have warned her about it and I do not want to turn a woman beater. Any quarell we have she tells her parents and siblings which make them never free with me and act cold towards me. Damn it! pls advice me

they will just beat you one day

Jidhey1:
Hello nairalanders... I want to share this issue that has been bothering me for almost a month now. I won't bore you with much talk and please ignore my grammatical blunders.

I have this young pretty and luscious damsel whom I love so much. We have been dating for a year and some months now. She just clocked 19years. Tho the journey has been kinda sweet and rough, we are still going strong. By God's grace she's the one I want to marry.

There is this revered father who is her friend and I am not too comfortable with it. He was the assistant priest in her church before he was transferred recently. This her revered father still chat with her everyday on whatsapp. They are so close that she shares everything about herself to him. Recently she told him that she's in a relationship but the revered father asked him why. The man is trying to virus my girl friend telling her to abstain from our relationship that she's too young. Sometimes he ask her if we have kissed, romance or if she have visit my house. He tells her all sort of rubbish I dunno. It's not as if I am suspecting the revered father but I don't just feel comfortable with the way he chat with my girlfriend.. I dunno if I should stop her from chatting with him...The whole thing is tiring. I need advise pls.. No insults pls...

is his parish at Onitsha?

daneni1:
As an undergraduate, which of these sentence scare you most?


1. Tear a sheet of paper
2. Get out of my class
3. Answer all questions
4. Gv me ur ID card
5. Your test is nextweek
6. Result has been pasted
7. Tear sheet of paper, write your name and submit.

what's your matric number

wins18:
stories like this makes me wanna put uniben in my jamb next year.

hmmm

RobinHez:
Oya make una come... na here e dey happen!

Cc Barnacle, Fabzgrace, Venus007 (Nddc babe... ) SwagkingDope, Yonddaime, Nolio, Imdharay / dharay99, Roastedcorn, Ebayray

And the boss himself Lalasticlala

I see u robinhez..hw u doing

That period when everyone is visiting the ooni


Of ife

Make dem live naira land for the two of you ooo

Who wears a hat on an agbada for christ sake. He looks like a vulture with oversized wings

readone99:
This matter don tie wrapper oh ...but i think there is more to it than just the headies brouhaha.

tut d same 2

Decker:
First of all, my heart goes out to your girlfriend. I thank God she wasn't raped and she made it out alive.

What your girlfriend is going through is a post traumatic psychological response to what she suffered. The problem is not with you, she'd definitely react the same way to any guy who tries to touch her.

Most times, the aftermath of a rape encounter deals a hard blow on the mind and general psychology of women. It's understandable. But what you should do is give her some space, and by that I mean; don't try to engage her in any sexual activity, for now. Let her emotional and psychological wounds heal first. It might take time to heal, and you have to be patient. Don't rush her into anything now.

I would also advice that you see a psychologist that would guide her through this tough process and time in her life. She also needs you to be there by her side, so, in trying to give her space, and letting her wounds heal, don't stray too far, still always endeavor to be by her side. Let her know that you are always there to protect her no matter what. Give her that assurance and try to make her feel happy and secure always, and hopefully, with time, she will come through.

You could also advice her to peruse through the web, there are definitely websites or forums that deal specifically with people that have passed through similar rape cases. She can spend some time on these sites, read people's own experiences and how they handled theirs and maybe conversing with them. This could also help in speeding up the healing process.

den she might neva get laid if she doesn't get past it.dere are things dat can make her forget abt it. E.g therapy

dason4life:
As long as the BRIDEPRICE is fully paid, the rest is mere SHOW-OFF.

N. B
Op, I don't pray for that kind of Wedding.

exactly the words of my father.

U for kukuma ask her how many guys she has slept with or how many times she has done it. That would have been more like it. Or would I say more direct

U are over handsome.

Nothing other than hotplate..and they wuld be screaming instead of dem to quench..dis is opportunity for boys to do quickie and extensions

RobinHez:
Thanks

uwc.u na scholar na.u wey dey go teach all the MCB and PBB girls.

RobinHez:
Help!


How do I differentiate this expression?

5exp(-0.25t)cos(pi/2)t

I guess @time of quoting dis,u wuld v known hw 2 differentiate it. Use product rule. Let u= 5exp(-0.25t) and v=cos(pi/2)t.

CuteEmma:
Anyone who needs Schaum's Physics outline should feel free to holla, guess I don't need it anymore

pls I do

......Praying for a successful physical clearance tomorow

Oluwanifemi96:
lol....then juss rest Kay......block B....you will see me in 410.... Not my room tho buh I'm always there and all....if I'm not there,anyone in d room could direct u to where im......

k,thanks. Am coming straightaway

Fabzgrace:
I would destroy what's left of your spectacles

testicles?

Johnkantius97:
nolio

speak man am listening

RobinHez:


abeg wetin be Jumia? na name of animal place or thing?

its d name of a stupid cat

Ray360:
To all who are Immured in uncertainty about the specific chapters for this semester in the different textbooks, below are the chapters to be covered for each course.


PHY111 : chapter 1 to 15. (all chapters)

PHY113: Chapter 1 to 12 (all chapters)

CHM113 : Chapter 1 to 7.

PBB111: chapter 1, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.

AEB111; chapter 1 to 16. (All chapters)

CHM111: chapter 1, 2, 4, 6, 7, 12.

These are the courses I am sure of now. I will post that for GST111 And GST112 tomorrow.

Ksslib, RobinHez and all who offer these courses.

man u are the best jare.dis what I have bEen looking for that nobody could provide me

Oluwanifemi96:
loool....now that's hilarious where and when pls....and are u in d hostel ATM?!....if yes could u come to common room? would really love to meet u

when I heard u receive lectures @500LT and that's just not upto 100m to old1000LT.I was disappointed why we haven't met up to now but I said maybe after exams when we see our 1st semester exams

Wuminity:

but dey have time to quote one anoda, tnx anyway.

u are still under some selection process called observation

EngineSamuels:
dont knw wah ya talkin bout, cn I meet ya 2mao? I'll cal u wit the numba nobody provided lastnyt

oga,I no dey house my numba na 080d numba u tryn2call is not available

MhizFa8:
Lol...no mind me...Na slip of hand...as 4 d guy DAT mentioned u..maybe he jus lyks ur name

na rationalists wey him be to like pesn wey him no know?

Wuminity:
,
na wa o, i no even believe say all of una for here go just dey busy,to d extent of not noticing dis little question i asked.

u ve ansad ur question ursef.dey are so busy with lectures,they can't ansa ur question