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missyadorable:
It's a pity

But what I don't understand is why a man will be interested in a 2 year old missing FEMALE child?

When he already has older male n female...

I won't be surprised it's the father himself who is the culprit and just putting up fake concern to deceive everybody


These days,trust nobody!

Damn I can't believe this is coming from a normal human being. U must be mentally unstable to have even tot of dis rubbish before posting it.. U need sense

April fool

Ajala the Tourist.

Hmm

Lol

Extremely poor.

TYPES OF STUDENTS FOUND IN SOME OF THE DEPARTMENTS IN HIGHER INSTITUTIONS: . OPTOMETRY: Their girls always looking sharp,cute and neat with their all white, just gorgeously looking but by the time u set ur eyes on their guys u will become discouraged; looking like the first mortuary attendants on earth. . MED LAB : Students found in this department both the girls and the boys are believed to be advanced community secondary school students searching for green pastures in the university with their white and blue uniform. Enjoying senior jokes, till i catch one . LAW STUDENTS: Students found in this department are believed to be the ones that seriously did ITK (I too know) in secondary school,always galavating round the school premises looking like hungry teachers that have not received their salaries for about 8 years plus. . Marketing: Only the name will give u a little Idea to where I am heading to. They are the chief noise makers found in the university. Evolution made it known that they are the backsitters in Secondary School transferred to continue their good work in the university. . ACCOUNTANCY: Their guys are more cute than their girls. U will concur with me that some shapes have been discovered by scientist barley looking at the legs of some girls like c Ronaldo shape...anti curved shape etc. . Zoology:Their department is like onion..It will make u cry. If u are under this discipline please clap for yourselves. It is not easy joor. . ORTHOPEDICS AND PROSTHESIS: Yes their are fine girls in this department but they are believed to exist only in the early 60's. Their guys are now frustrated to the extent some are now doing change of course not minding the course even If is Industrial Igbo. . PHILOSOPHY; The call themselves the great wisdomite but yet they are been duped in school. Do me a favour please gerrarahia. . NUTRITION AND DIETETICS: Great course with great students with well fed handsome guys with Mary amaka girls. Sometimes mere looking at them u will be like ''wait o am i still in secondary school or in the university'' pharoah please let my people go' . POLITICAL SCIENCE: Students found in this discipline are very tall but mainly disabled...no wonder politicians are like that.. It is from their course gene. . MEDICINE AND SURGERY: They are quite intelligent but boastful. Always feeling like without them nothing moves. Big heads. Combining their heads together u will make a good okada seat. . HISTORY: Looking like History themselves always wearing one type of clothe to school all the time. . MASS COMMUNICATION: Girls found in this department are believed to be the cutest in the university. Is like the admit students according to looks because It will be hard for u to see a being that is ugly. Even their guys.. looking very neat and well kept. . MICRO BIOLOGY: They are the most populated in university history with block heads and hippy students. Always making noise in class. . INDUSTRIAL CHEM/ CHEMISTRY: Joyfully Admitted but they don't know where the are heading to in respect to the course the are studying. Ask one the meaning of Chemistry and see definition that will make u fall down and die. . MANAGEMENT: Bursty girls with manageable boys... will u blame them after all that is what the are studying. . FOOD SCIENCE TECHNOLOGY: Filled with Students that can't cook that re looking forward to cook well in future. . LIBRARY SCIENCE: Mainly students that hardly read or write so the are aided by allowing them spend the rest of their years in school learning it. . PHARMACY: Filled with Indigenous and Industrious cute students. So sophisticated and brainy. . NURSING: They are the Ajebos in campus. Always gossiping in class. The rate of their gossiping has eaten much of their flesh till the extent they are now looking like expired recharge cards. . COMPUTER SCIENCE: Filled with Good looking well educated criminals that sort their lives out after examination . ARCHITECTURE.Good students that needs help in future...without seeing what to draw to earn money...hunger will sacrifice them to the gods . ENGLISH AND LITERALLY STUDIES: Always carrying dictionary that looks like book of life"" yet they release atomic

Meee

seankafor:
I wrote my exam on 27th Feb. so this morning I saw an alert from Jamb telling me that my score is 161.
meanwhile I am sure what I wrote that dat shii can not be my score.
now to the whole truth.. teachers of the subjects I sat for were the ones who helped and answered all of the questions.. I also croschecked the ones I knew especially biology, and it was all the correct answers.
now only for Jamb to send me161.. I have gone online to check it but it seems that their portal isn't yet opened..
so who has had this experience before.. and can this be a sort of mistakes or what?
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MODIFIED.... ITS OFFICIAL. 161..

THATS MY FATE AND I ACCEPT IT.. .. I TRIED.. EVERY BODY TRIED.. BUT NATURE SAYS OTHERWISE....

..LIFE GOES ON.

TO THOSE CRITICIZING.. ITS GOOD BUT IT WILL BE BETTER TO CATCH A GLIMPSE, REASON OUTSIDE THE BOX BEFORE U CRITICIZE... LIFE CHANGES, WHO KNOWS IT MIGHT BE U TOMORROW.?

don't loose hope. My yunga brother wrote jamb last year dey sent him 189 as his score.. After some weeks when he went to print d result it changed to 240. He is currently in Uniben.. Jst be hopeful and prayerful.. Our God work wonders..

Saw it today... Wat a loss

Gud

Delsu just released another list for Jamb and Direct entry..

The blessedness of fasting

Con tin new guys

D hustle for FP is real.. U met him for d first time yesterday, and u know he dresses very well (Everytime)..

ALKARULEZZ:
She can apply for Economics with ND in ACC...... A friend of mine gained admission to ECN through D.E....Her ND was Banking and Finance

okay.. I guess ND in ACC can go for Bus admin too.. A friend of mine wants to apply.

pweetychyka:
Thanks dearie... Maybe I 'll jez apply for ma scratch course den!

uwc

pweetychyka:
Thanks dearie... Maybe I 'll jez apply for ma scratch course den!

uwc

pweetychyka:
Thanks for your prompt response.

1. Does the skul fee reduces as one goes from one level to anoda or it increase?

2. I have upper credit in accountancy from Lagos state polytechnic, can I change ma course to economics?

3. Wat necessary document will they be needing and how do I get past questions for DELSU post DE exam?

U may be screened out of Economics, it happened to me and my course mates that changed course wen applying for d exam.. We were screened back to our former dept, so I'll advise u check jamb brochure to see d requirements b4 applying for Economics..

K

airsaylongcon:
So how can I reach you? Letter? Messenger pigeon?

pigeon

Hmmmm

Cutehector:
dah means ur hubby leav u travel go abroad

single to guys married to jesus

Guy: Do u love me?. Me: No, I don't. Guy: Ok ask me if I love u...

jonaifame22:
so did u still accept him?

Nope

He was asking me out for months and he asked for a chance to prove himself, I said ok. After 2wks I didn't feel like wasting his time. I called him nd called off d friendship, he came to my hux immediately knelt down in d sitting room crying and begging for more time. Lo and behold my mum walked in. It was so embarrassing.

airsaylongcon:
PMed you. No answer. I commit offeinse?

lol.. No u didn't, sorry I hardly check..

gevans:
Guy to see u here my dearest, compliments to u n all Delta here

thank u

Single and married.. Having d best of both world